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- Anakin Skywalker: "You don't know the power of the dark side!"
- GM3 Morales: "Wait, what?"
- ―Anakin Skywalker in a transmission to a United Rebel Front ship.
Anakin Skywalker (also known as Darth Vader and formerly known as Jonathan Davis) was the skipper of the UNSC See No Evil during the Human Civil War. In the year 2498 he became mentally ill and somehow came to the conclusion that he was Anakin Skywalker, the primary protagonist of the Star Wars series from the late 20th and early 21st Centuries.
For a few months he would take to wearing a hooded robe in lieu of his standard dress uniform before finally wearing a Darth Vader Halloween costume; he even had his name legally changed to Anakin Skywalker. He would constantly quote the series during this time, repeating phrases like "I find your lack of faith disturbing," and "I am your father" much to the chagrin of his crew.
After about a week of his escapades, he was subject to an investigation conducted by the UNSC Office of Investigations. This resulted in him receiving a "Section 8" discharge and sent to an insane asylum on a remote outer-colony world, spending the rest of his days inside his costume and taunting the others.
He escaped from the asylum at least three times in the course of thirty years, every time attempting to commandeer a freighter to fight the "evil" rebel forces. Each time he would be caught and placed back into the asylum, and he would die in 2532 from a Covenant plasma bombardment.
- This article was made to be a serious part of the author's canon, while at the same time depicting a humorous story, based on the whackos of the current era.