This is my log of daily thoughts, feel free to take a look!

My Information

Hello <insert name here>, I'm Meat and Taters. In all honesty, I hate it when people call me MaT, my name isn't Mat, it's Stephen. I perfer that you call me Stephen. It's not really a life or death issue, it's just my perferance.

If you wish to speak with me, post a message on my talk page and I'll get to you when I can.

About Me

I came here looking to write fanon articles and that's exactly what I do. I started from the bottom and worked my way to a respectable position here.

I have many fans... and many enemies. My enemies are usually people who flame my articles or give them bad ratings for no good reason. Yeah, they can be immature, won't mention their names though. I do have fans too, they keep me feeling good about what I do here, and they're probably the only reason that my enemys haven't made me give up. I give a big thanks to you guys and you know who you are. You're the reason my articles are still kickin' tail!

I currently am writing Varine 'Zembenee. I have high aspirations for it. I think it will end up being a very high-calibur article here when I'm done.

As for my morals, I hate hate HATE flamers and harrassers and if I see flaming going on, I will do all I can to stop the flaming and to put the flamers in their place. Flamers here are immature babies who flame just to make themselves feel... high-class or something. Well I don't care if I look low-class, I will do all I can to stop flamers in their tracks. Most of the high-ranking users won't like me because I don't cater to them or suck up by flaming with them like many do. No, most of them will hate me because I stop them from being jerks. I'm very well liked by lower-ranking users though because I help them and defend them from flamers and harrassers; and you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way. I would rather be friends with a bunch of noobs than to be some beloved flamer. If I could have anything I wanted on this sight it would be that you, dear reader, follow my example and protect others from the harshness of flaming and harrasment.

If you agree with me, feel free to sign below and keep fighting to stop flaming and harrasment for the better of this wikia!

  • Down with Flamers! Gruntijackal 21:16, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Aaaa-men!


  • Halo: Fear no Evil, I think this is going to be one of my first... darker stories. I always loved horror films ;)

Note to Halo Fanon's Administrators and Other Leaders

You guys do a good job here. Like RelentlessRecusant, Subtank, LOMI, Rataretilbo, Dragonclaws, SPARTAN-077, Ajax 013, and Spartan-091. You guys have a tough job here and I respect and appreciate what you do.

One thing though: a lot of people here do excessive flaming and commit horrid acts of harrasment. Most of these users are either administrators or highly respected users that and administrator wouln't be willing to ban/punish. You need to step it up. It sickens me to see how you neglect the newer users and let the other users get by with this crap. You need to start treating all users fairly and just. That is all...

Note to Halo Fanon's Users

If this is your first time here, PLEASE READ THE RULES AND GUIDELINES!

Here's a link: Halo Fanon:Rules.

1: Of coarse, have fun.

2: Don't vandalise or delete articles without proper clearance to do so.


4: If you find a problem, report it to this wikis' administrators.

5: Contribute.

  • Note: if you feel uncomfortable telling an administrator about someone harrasing you, feel free to come to me. I take harrassment very seriously and will do whatever I can to resolve the situation. Also, if there's anything else you need, come and talk to me about it. Remember, I'm always there if you need me.


Well guys, I do not reccomend flaming an article, even if it is a god-modded, unreal, plagarised peice of crap. Flaming is just immoral and wrong and you should be ashamed if you have ever taken part in it. So what if an article isn't perfect? Go do something else or even help the author but don't flame. If you flame, the wiki will not see you as better or high-class, which seems to be the goals of flamers. No, the wiki will be ashamed of you. So don't flame.

My Articles


1: The Epic of Barbartus‏‎.

2: Jaren Empetee.

3: Tidar 'Berthamee and Deedop.


5: Project Slayer.

6: Varine 'Zembenee.

7: Barjah.

8: Halo: Fear no Evil.


1: The Prophet of Haters.

2: The Beast.

3: Teedle the Crackhead Grunt.

4: Lunch Liberators.

5: Ultimate Battle.


Need Help?

If you need help with an article, or would like to refer to or edit one of mine, send me a message and we can work it out. I am more than willing to help an article with anything.

Special Thanks

  • I would like to thank Sgt.johnson for helping me get situated into the wiki and being a good friend.
  • I would also like to thank: ODST Joshie for giving me a warm welcome and being one of the nicer users here.
  • I'd like to thank Blade bane for being a loyal fan of my articles and sticking with me through thick and thin. Thanks pal =) You play a big role in keeping my articles on track. You guys, my fans, are the reason they're still whoopin' lol.
  • Also thanks to Justanothergrunt for always being there to give me tips and pointers on my articles. Helps a lot.
  • To Actene for being ma bestest homie eva' lol. Thanks.
  • I'd like to thank SPARTAN-08BLAM! for supporting me in the struggle to make the wiki harrassment free.
  • I'd like to thank Spartan-091 for being open minded and willing to listen, he has helped me more than anyone thus far. Thank you.

Thanks guys.

My Signature

Here's the page to my signature: User:Meat and Taters/Sig. This signature was forged by Sgt.johnson at my request. I have recently changed it some though.

User Interface

Below are free spaces that you can interact with, but please maintain a level of civility.

Where's my Peeps!?

If you consider yourself a friend of mine, please sign below, you don't really have to be my friend though, I'm keen on meeting new people, just sign below!

WOOT IMA FURST!jk, I <3 you dude... not really but you know what I mean...-SPARTAN-08BLAM! Talk

Chickachow...:) We stand amongst the monsters, and preach that we're not of their kind. But then again, why do we stand amongst them ?

And so, it begins. lololo'lolololol 'I r Blade bane!

It's time to play the Game... The Phenomanal One

What's your Favorite Song?

Hey there, feel free to post the name and author of your favorite song below!

I have a lot of favorites. I like Holiday by Green Day, What I've Done and Bleed it out by Linkin Park, House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance, Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Duel of the Fates and Battle of the Heroes from Star Wars, as well as The Halo Theme, and we all know who made that. A.O.A., Delta-3 Division, ONI Section III 02:21, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Faovorite Book?

I know a lot of you guys out there are heavy readers, so feel free to post the title and author of your favorite book below.

The Lightning Thief ~~A.O.A.~~

RepCom Series (RIP)--Bobzombie 02:58, April 30, 2010 (UTC)

Those too. A.O.A., Delta-3 Division, ONI Section III 02:10, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Favorite Movie?

Everyone loves movies right? Well, tell us the movie you love below!

Star Wars. All six of 'em. A.O.A., Delta-3 Division, ONI Section III 02:11, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

What Makes you Great?

Below you may list the greatest qualities about yourself that you think makes you great!

vancelandow — Inspiration and genius–one and the same.
My awesome signature with a donut shaped planet. DONUTS RULE!!

My willingness to help (sappy, but good nonetheless)~~A.O.A.~~ Well, get Google Translate ready unless you know what I'm saying: Lo que me hace chido es que puedo hablar dos idiomas. En serio, esto es español. Yo tambien entiendo lo que estas tratando de decir; y lo respeto. Oh yeah: I write all of my fanon on my iPod touch and then copypasta it here. User:Juan-a2401

Who's your Pal?

Here, you can name your most bestest, bestest friend in the whole world! Come on, give em' a shout, they deserve it!

What's your Life Dream?

Tell us below what you aspire to become in your life. Maybe a doctor, a celebrity, a rapper, etc. There's no telling when your life will end so live it up while you have the chance!

BaracussGemini Productions
TALK CONTRIBUTIONS — Tuesday, August 11 2020 (Eastern Standard Time)
I wish to become a Director, Professional Writer, and/or Famous Animator.

What do you Appreciate?

Life is quite a gift. There are many things that people don't seem to appreciate like the refridgerator, lighting, or running water. When you think about it, there's a lot we take for granted, prove me wrong and tell us what you appreciate most about your life below!

The fact that we can express our opinions respectfully and responsibly without the fear of repercussions. That my brother doesn't get his @$$ shot up in juarez cuz my parents stayed in school and got good jobs over here. User:Juan-a2401

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