Maslab will win
<Biscuits> ^Why American football is better then "soccer"
<Maslab> ^Sorry, what?
<Biscuits> Damn you Maslab.
Counter-trolling op go!
<Biscuits> I pulled my dick out and it blocked the sky
<Maslab> So the moon really is that small...
<[Leo]> Funny. I thought I debunked the existence of your dick....
<Biscuits> Maslab, your counter trolling always defeats me.
<Maslab> You make it so easy
omg it's Ajax! Better unban him!
<Ajax_013> hey maslab i seem too be banned from halo fanon for some reason can u help? thx man :)
<Ajax_013> the channel i mean
<Ajax_013> i cant join can u look to it?
<Maslab> Okay, if there's one thing I know about Ajax, it's that he's really anal about proper English
<Maslab> In other words: Hi ODSTSuperSpartan
<Ajax_013> who ODSTSuperSpartan?
<Ajax_013> maslab what wrong with u, i m ajax! wtf u thinking?
<Ajax_013> unban me
<Ajax_013> i cant do it cause im not on channel so i need u to do it
<Maslab> lol, this is hilarious
<Ajax_013> what hilarious, i ur admin and i banned
<Ajax_013> why is funny?!
<Maslab> Because you're so obviously not Ajax
<Ajax_013> i am ajax dude, my name look!
<Maslab> For one: Grammar. Even drunk, Ajax has proper English.
<Maslab> Two: Your /whois tells me that you're in Washington, DC. Not the UK.
<Ajax_013> i have proper english maslab, i know i get drunk alot
<Maslab> Three: Ajax_013 is not on the ban list.
<Ajax_013> no washington it the server i on
<Ajax_013> yes i am on banlist i cant join!
<Maslab> Four: Your IP exactly matches ODSTSuperSpartan's
<Maslab> If you seriously thought that this would work, then you need to learn to troll better
<Ajax_013> who the fuck is odstsuperpsartn?
<Ajax_013> i dont know that guy
<Ajax_013> i dont know
<Ajax_013> Im ajax dude i promise
<Ajax_013> IM AJAX
<Ajax_013> FUCKNG UNBAN ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!
<Maslab> Oh, and five:
<Maslab> Ajax would never spam multiple users, trying to get unbanned
<Ajax_013> wtf r u talking abotu?
<Ajax_013> Im ajax 013, and im banned for some reason i dont know y
<Ajax_013> so unban me!
<Ajax_013> im an admin!
<Maslab> Lemme think about that...
<Ajax_013> omg u evil
<Ajax_013> im ban u from halo fanon wiki if u not unban me now
* Maslab shrugs
<Ajax_013> fuck u maslab im gonna tell th other adins to deop u
<Maslab> Go ahead. But you should know that, as an admin, I can unban myself. The only ones who can truly ban me are the bureaus
<Maslab> Yes, I do have one.
<Ajax_013> then i fuck u in asshole cause im ajax adn I do that :D
<Maslab> Nope. My asshole is strictly off-limits.
<Ajax_013> fuck u maslab 2 hell
<Maslab> Nah. Nonexistent figmens of your imagination aren't worth considering for an afterlife.
=== The nickname “Ajax_013” does not exist.
Note: At this point, SPARTAN-118 got the troll to alt+f4.
Commander Tony is here! Open the gates!
<CommanderTony> Hi Maslab, whats up? :)
<Maslab> Hi ODSTSuperSpartan. I'm fine. How're you?
<CommanderTony> ODSTSuperSpartan u mean that retard?
<CommanderTony> i banned him from the channels
<Maslab> Actually no. I banned you.
<CommanderTony> but i seem to have difficulty in getting onto the channel meself. i think i banned meself too, can u help?
<Maslab> I know it's you, ODSTSS. No point in trying to act.
<CommanderTony> im not odst im CT u idiot
<CommanderTony> unban my ass
<CommanderTony> well fuck u maslab, i have u deoped for this if u dont unban me
<Maslab> kk. You do that
<CommanderTony> maslab, i cant
<CommanderTony> well duck u in assheol <CommanderTony> i cant fucking unban meself from a channel i not on
<CommanderTony> do it now
<Maslab> Let me think about that...
<Maslab> I know you're not CT. CT never uses his actual name on the channel
<CommanderTony> yes i do
<CommanderTony> CAUSE IM TONY
<Maslab> You're not
<CommanderTony> I AM
<Maslab> If you're Tony, then you should know my full name.
<CommanderTony> UNBAN ME NOW OR I WILL FUCK YOU
<Maslab> Cripes, this again?
<CommanderTony> fuck u maslab
<CommanderTony> u fucking loser
<Maslab> Fail troll is failing
<CommanderTony> IM NO TROLL
<CommanderTony> IM TONY
<CommanderTony> ADN I NEED 2 B UNBAN
<CommanderTony> U DONT GET IT
<CommanderTony> DO U?
<Maslab> You are literally the worst troll I've ever seen.
<Maslab> At least the others /try/ to disguise their IP
<CommanderTony> u dont know my IP
<Maslab> Yes, I do.
<Maslab> It's in your /whois
<Maslab> It's how I banned you from the channel.
<CommanderTony> tell me my ip just so i cna b sure
<Maslab> Man, I know that no matter what I say you'll say "lol that's not my IP"
<CommanderTony> no i wont if it is i tell u
<Maslab> And my balls are literally made of steel.
<CommanderTony> yes ok u fuck liar
<CommanderTony> adn if u want my Ip it 220.127.116.11 so there
<CommanderTony> BET U DIN NOT HAVE IT LOL!
<Maslab> Funnily enough, that is the IP I was given
=== CommanderTony <~Commander@18.104.22.168> “CGI PZUser”
=== CommanderTony: attached to card.freenode.net “Washington, DC, USA”
--- End of WHOIS information for CommanderTony.
<Maslab> === CommanderTony <~Commander@22.214.171.124> “CGI PZUser”
<Maslab> === CommanderTony: attached to card.freenode.net “Washington, DC, USA”
<Maslab> --- End of WHOIS information for CommanderTony.
<CommanderTony> omg shit
<CommanderTony> U HAD MY FUCKING IP?!
<Maslab> Which is how I banned you in the first place.
<CommanderTony> FUCK U PRIVASI VIOLATION
<Maslab> No, it really isn't.
<CommanderTony> it is
<CommanderTony> fuck u
<Maslab> Considering you can get mine and anyone else's IP with a simple /whois, it's not
<CommanderTony> fuck ths irc channel it fuck retareded
<CommanderTony> adn fine dont unban me but u sufer consekwuenses if u dont
<CommanderTony> FUCK U
<CommanderTony> FUCK U
<Maslab> Sorry. I don't speak Stupid.
<Plat> (THE TAIL IS NOW DIAMONDS.)
<Spike> (ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOU DRINK GROWTH POTION AND NOT A SHRINK POTION)
<Lpenguin> (I'M ON A SLIME)
And he axed him for help
[01:04] <kpenguin> Djerke cut down one of them
[01:04] <kpenguin> with his /axe/
[01:04] <Atosen> They started it!
[01:05] <Maslab> He was just axing him for help!
[01:05] <kpenguin> He axed him a question?
[01:06] <Atosen> Yes, exactly.
[01:07] <Makari> Don't you mean ax-actly?
[01:07] <kpenguin> you don't have to be so axe-act, Maks
[01:08] <kpenguin> You might axetinguish his desire to talk to us like that
[01:08] <Makari> But I might ax-identally confuse someone if I'm not precise. :(
[01:08] <kpenguin> ...good god
[01:08] * Atosen just puts his head in his hands.
[01:08] <Maslab> Maybe Sir kpenguin here should find an egg
[01:08] <kpenguin> we've all been spending too much time
[01:08] <Maslab> And hatchet
[01:08] <kpenguin> with MAslab
[01:08] <Maslab> >:3
[01:09] * Maslab takes this for Shenanigans!
[01:09] <Makari> ... That was axtually amazing. That pun. Right there.
[01:10] <Maslab> Which one?
[01:10] <Makari> The one with the hatchet.
[01:10] * Makari was amused.
[01:10] <Maslab> Thank you :)
[22:56] [Aeolus] OH TEH NOES
[22:56] [Aeolus] LUCY!!!!!
[22:56] [Aeolus] gawd, you had to leave it as a cliffhanger
[22:56] Maslab Hehe
[22:56] Maslab Of course!
[22:56] Maslab And now, the plot starts to kick off.
[22:56] [Aeolus] raegquits off to bed
[22:56] Maslab Good night!
[22:56] =-= [Aeolus] is now known as Sona|Away
[22:57] Maslab I'm like a TV writer
[22:57] Sona|Away mutters darkly
[22:57] Maslab hugs Sona
[22:57] Sona|Away disappears into thin air
[22:57] Maslab Aw
[22:57] Maslab I'll tell Peri and Nat you said hi
[22:57] Sona|Away okay!
[22:58] Sona|Away night
[22:58] Maslab Good night!
[22:58] Maslab I may write more
[22:58] Maslab So let that thought enter your mind
[22:58] Sona|Away I'll check it in the morning
[22:58] Maslab While you're trying to sleep
[22:58] Maslab I could be writing
[22:58] Sona|Away >.<
[22:58] Maslab A riveting tale
[22:58] Maslab That you won't get to see until morning
[22:58] Sona|Away GOOD.
[22:58] Sona|Away FUCKING.
[22:58] Sona|Away NIGHT.
[22:59] Maslab Good night! ^_^
[18:11:05] =-= Actene|Shower is now known as Actene
[18:11:06] Aeolus I have to write at least 2 more chapters of Kopa's Legacy...
[18:11:15] Brodie-001 It's technically Sunday where I am now.
[18:11:23] Maslab Kopa Gangnam STyle!
[18:11:25] Aeolus Better get it out of the way before I study.
[18:11:27] Maslab Kop
[18:11:30] Maslab Kop kop kop
[18:11:32] Aeolus Maslab: No.
[18:11:32] Aeolus STOP
[18:11:34] Maslab Kopa Gangnam Style!
[18:11:35] Aeolus SHUT THE FUCK UP
[18:11:38] Aeolus DON'T DO THIS
[18:11:39] Maslab AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[18:11:42] Maslab SEXY LION
[18:11:47] Brodie-001 I love this.
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[18:11:52] ChanServ [#halo-fanon] Hi!
[18:11:52] === #halo-fanon http://halofanon.wikia.com
[18:11:52] =-= Mode #halo-fanon +v Maslab by ChanServ
[18:11:52] =-= Mode #halo-fanon -o Aeolus by Aeolus
[18:11:55] Aeolus That was terrifying.
[18:12:00] Maslab KOp
[18:12:03] Maslab KOP KOP KOP
[18:12:04] Aeolus >.<
[18:12:07] Aeolus STAHP
[18:12:09] Maslab KOPA GANGNAM STYLE
[18:12:10] Aeolus DEAR GOD
[18:12:15] Aeolus STOP THIS MADNESS
[18:12:30] Aeolus MY BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPODE
[18:12:32] Aeolus *EXPLODE
[18:12:35] Aeolus I CAN'T EVEN SPELL RIGHT NOW
[18:12:38] Maslab AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[18:12:40] Maslab SEXY LION
[18:12:42] Aeolus DUDE
[18:12:46] Brodie-001 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exFwKmzpsHA
[18:12:46] Aeolus I JUST HAD A FUCKING EXAM
[18:12:47] Aeolus DON'T DO THIS
[18:12:59] Aeolus DON'T YOU DO THIS TOO
[18:13:07] Brodie-001 dances around the room
[18:13:19] Maslab SCRATCHIN' MY FOOD JUST LIKE A REAL LION
[18:13:24] Minuteman_2492 breakdances
[18:13:26] Aeolus SCREW THIS
[18:13:27] -->| Anon_ONI_agent (~Anonymous@unaffiliated/anon-oni-agent/x-1997645) has joined #Halo-fanon
[18:13:27] Aeolus I'M OUT
[18:13:31] Aeolus I'M DONE
[18:13:31] Aeolus FUCK YOU ALL
[18:13:33] |<-- Aeolus has left freenode (Quit: ...and the horse you rode in on.)
[18:13:36] Maslab I RUN AROUND THE PLAINS EATING ZEBRA FOR DINNER
[18:13:36] =-= ASniper|Shower is now known as ASniper
[18:13:37] Brodie-001 KOP KOP KOP
[18:13:40] Maslab Alright, that's done
[18:13:43] ASniper Well what the hell was that about?
[18:13:49] Maslab Scroll up
[18:13:50] Anon_ONI_agent Why is Sona pissed?
[18:13:55] ASniper Oh.
[18:13:57] ASniper Lions.
[18:14:04] Brodie-001 KOPA GANGAM STYLE, that's why.
[18:14:09] Brodie-001 Maslab, you are amazing.
[18:14:18] Maslab Thank yew, thank yew
[18:49:59] Maslab Jaeger training.
[18:50:01] Maslab Pacific Sim.
[18:50:07] Ajax_013 Xd
[18:50:24] Ajax_013 Pilots cut each other hair
[18:50:30] Ajax_013 Pacific Trim
[18:50:30] Maslab Pacific Trim.
[18:50:32] Maslab <3
[18:50:46] Stel Pacific...Limb?
[18:50:49] Stel Nah, that doesn't work.
[18:50:55] Ajax_013 hits Stel over his head
[18:50:58] Maslab Gipsy regains its arm.
[18:51:00] Maslab Pacific Limb.
[18:51:03] Ajax_013 THAT IS THE PRICE OF FAILURE
[18:51:16] Maslab Some call him... Tim.
[18:51:18] Maslab Pacific Tim.
[18:51:23] Ajax_013 Pilot prays to god
[18:51:26] Ajax_013 PAcific Hymn
[18:52:05] Maslab Mako goes to prom
[18:52:07] Maslab Pacific Prim.
[18:52:44] Ajax_013 That particular rim
[18:52:47] Ajax_013 Specific Rim
[18:53:19] Maslab North Korea makes Kaiju.
[18:53:21] Maslab Pacific Kim.
[18:53:57] Ajax_013 Sasha has an affair
[18:53:59] Ajax_013 PAcific Fling
[18:54:17] Maslab Aleksis is worried about their relationship.
[18:54:20] Maslab Pacific Wring.