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Justanothergrunt
Biographical information
Homeworld

Earth

Date of birth

1992

Date of death

accordin to the death clock? 2018, but lets see what Satan has to say about that!

Gender

Male

Hair color

Brown

Eye color

EVERYTHING!

Affiliation and military information
Rank

Top link in the Cool Chain

Specialty

Love

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Hi! I'm Justanothergrunt.....yup.

I'm in Australia...and I dunno how much more I personal info I want to put down, now I'm not paranoid but I know you think I am.

10 MOVIES that you must see

  • Donnie Darko
  • Clockwork Orange
  • Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Kill Bill (Vol. 1, 2 sucked)
  • Waynes World (excellent)
  • Battle Royale
  • The Watchmen
  • American Psycho

10 SHOWS that you must see

  • Drawn Together
  • Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law
  • Futurama (too obvious)
  • Invader Zim
  • The Angry Beavers
  • Breaking Bad
  • Scrubs (too obvious)
  • The Mighty Boosh
  • South Park (too obvious)
  • Red vs Blue (this is perhaps the one site that this would still be too obvious for)

Too many bands for me to choose 10.

Shizzamles about me

Ok... more info on me. Well, I'm dashingly goodlooking, more charismatic than a parasite on WoW (horrible word play, all I got) and with modesty aplenty. Now if you'll please STFO, the voices in your head are annoying me, oh right, I'm a Mind-Taker, OOOOooooOOOoooOOOoop, now that that's cleared, as proof, heres a test I invented...through someone elses mind. http://www.quizyourprofile.com/guessyournumber.swf

Ok, 10 jokes, best of the best, here for you.

  • What noise did the baby make when I put it in the blender?
    • I dunno, I was too busy masturbating
  • How do you get the baby out of the blender?
    • Nachos
  • There's a man and a little girl walking around in the middle of the woods, the little girl says, "Mister, I'm scared, it's dark and cold and creppy." To which the man replies, "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
  • Mr and Mrs Blob are alone at home, Mrs Blob says, "Blibbity Blobbity Blib Blib Blob." To which Mr Blob replies, "Just hurry the fuck up and swallow it."
  • A boy comes home and says to his mum, "Mummy I found out I have the biggest cock in the nurser, is it because I'm black?" to which his mum replies, "No it's because you're 25 and a fucking retard."
  • What's the best thing about sex with twenty-one year olds?
    • There's twenty of them.
  • How do you get a baby out of a tree?
    • Cut the rope.
  • What do you do if you see a baby with half a head?
    • Stop laughing and reload.
  • What's the difference between an Abo and a park bench?
    • A park bench can support a family.
  • There are two gay condoms at a bar, one says to the other, "Want to get shitfaced?"

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