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Anonymous ONI agent

aka The Banana Man

  • I live in the grim darkness of the far future.
  • My occupation is Professional Lazy Git/being that one guy who refuses to take anything seriously
  • I am a banana.
Anon HPT
Anonymous ONI agent
Gender Male
Height Short
Weight Average
Blood Type The red kind
Date of Birth A long time ago in a galaxy that was probably this one (age 25)
Zodiac Scorpio Skorponok
Nationality American
Birthplace AMURICA!!
Religion Atheist
Speciality Special stuff
Occupation Shapeshifting Space Banana
Personal Website
Rank on Wiki Sergeant of the Master Sergeants Most Important Person of Extreme Sergeants to the Max! Former site patroller
Gamertag AnonONIagent
This user's contributions

Hi, I'm Anonymous ONI agent. Here's some stuff about me.



About Me

I'm a computer geek hailing from the wintery realm known as Minnesota. I'm working on starting a career in information technology, and I'm also an avid PC and tabletop gamer.

I joined this site and Wikia in general back in early 2010, towards the end of my freshman year of high school, and it's what originally inspired me to take up writing as a hobby. Since then, I've won several Fanon of the Month awards (in FotM's more-or-less original incarnation), annual awards, and Good Article awards since them, and I'm currently a member of the Good Articles voting panel.

I don't write here very often anymore, as it's not often that I have any Halo-related ideas that I feel are worth putting down in words anymore. However, I'm still very dedicated to the community here and don't intend on leaving it at any point in the foreseeable future. I'm a regular on the site's IRC channel Discord server, as I log onto it pretty much whenever I get on either of my PCs.

Now, <insert name here>, I just got your attention by cleverly utilizing the username template to make you think that I referred specifically to you in my userpage, you narcissistic fool. Now, you may be thinking to yourself that this paragraph has no significant purpose in relation to anything above. And you'd be right. I just wanted to mess with you.

My setup

PCPartPicker list

My Sigs

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Anonymous ONI agent - Gwneud o dân, a gyda chalonnau wneud o iâ.
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Life Lessons I Learned From Gaming

  • First aid kits heal you instantly when you touch them.
  • Don't underestimate short Italian plumbers.
  • Age restrictions mean nothing.
  • If something isn't fair, it's broken and I deserve a refund.
  • Violence solves everything.
  • I can just start from the latest checkpoint or respawn if I die.
  • Soldiers can swap magazines within 5 seconds, swear all the time, dual-wield shotguns, and carry 2000 lbs of gear and still move normally.
  • The cake is a lie.
  • A headshot is always better than center mass.
  • I can survive any fall as long as there is no fall damage.
  • Silencers make guns really quiet.
  • Communists and zombies are always behind everything.
  • I am a better person than you if I can defeat you 1-on-1.
  • Vehicle-mounted weapons never run out of ammo.
  • Vehicles can only be damaged by being shot.
  • It is okay to impulsively hump corpses.
  • Friendlies suck. I am better off doing everything on my own.
  • Shooting people to death is not wrong, it's fun.

My Stuff

Miscellaneous

Against All Odds Bulletin
Current News
User Date Announcement
Sonasaurus October 24, 2012 An RP that might be completed? Can it really be? Check it out and see!


Previous News
User Date Announcement
Sonasaurus April 11, 2012 Read my blog on AAO's new direction, and be sure to discuss your thoughts!
Athena32 February 12, 2012 The AAO Character Board has been created to promote character cooperation between AAO users! If you've got a character that you want to involve more in the project, or you want to help others do the same, do it here!
Sonasaurus December 30, 2011 Why am I the only one to have snagged awards for AAO this year? Get working for 2012, and I expect everyone to glorify our expanded universe for next year!
Actene October 3, 2011 My Day by Day is now officially AAO's database for short stories. Feel free to add your characters and submit short pieces about them!
Sonasaurus October 25, 2011 AAO has a new character infobox, and Sona demands that you use it!
Sonasaurus September 20, 2011 The AAO rulebook has received major updates! Please review the changes to make ensure you are familiar with the changes to the guidelines.
Sonasaurus May 16, 2011 The new AAO roleplay, Ghosts In the Machine has begun! Sign up if you're interested in participating!
CommanderTony February 6th, 2011 BBC News is now a joint project between the Tonyverse and Against All Odds! This project consists of daily news reports concerning military, political, social, and other stories relevant to the universe, with some modern-day stories "hijacked" for the project. To check out how you can participate by writing daily reports, check out the Tonyverse page HERE and go to the "News & FAQ" tab for more information. Thank you!
Sonasaurus January 7, 2011 The 2010 HFFAs are over. Thanks to everyone who participated, AAO has racked up 14 awards this year! Special congratulations to Athena32, who outshone the rest of us with an outstanding 8 nominations and 6 awards!
Sonasaurus November 1, 2010 If you have any minor characters that do not have articles, list them here.
Sonasaurus October 15th, 2010 If you find Oasis' content box to be too narrow, you can adjust it here. See this blog for help.
Sonasaurus October 12th, 2010 Wikia has been pulled under by Oasis! Fix up your images and templates to appropriate size to fit on the really freaking narrow box.
Sonasaurus August 27, 2010 The Against All Odds RP is back on track! If you're part of it, read the updated material and be sure to make your posts.
Sonasaurus July 23, 2010 Please check the requests to join page regularly for new submissions!
Sonasaurus June 22, 2010 We have begun an RP! Here's the link.
Sonasaurus June 21, 2010 Please check our list of article that need improvement, and put your name down for any articles that you would be interested in helping out with. If you also feel that you need someone to contribute to your work, just add it to the page
Sonasaurus June 16, 2010 Please register your usernames on the wikia IRC so that you may be given your appropriate status.
Sonasaurus June 13, 2010 If you have any questions about AAO, ask them here. I need the more experienced members of AAO to become part of the FAQ staff; if you feel that you have a fairly good understanding of our expanded universe and can answer questions about us adequately, ask me about helping out with doing so!
Sonasaurus June 4, 2010 AAO has a new SPARTAN template! If you find any mistakes in it, just let me know.
Leo Fox June 2, 2010 Halo Fanon Podcast coming soon! Message me on my talk page if you are interested.
Maslab June 2, 2010 We have a forum site. To enter the "Against All Odds" section, enter the password "albino".
Sonasaurus May 26, 2010 For any Against All Odds stories you're planning to write, please put {{AAO Stories}} at the bottom of the page (Thanks to Leo Fox for "suggesting" this).
Sonasaurus May 23, 2010 If you're still a bit confused about how to get yourself integrated into AAO, you might find this helpful.
Sonasaurus May 9, 2010 Please remember to add {{Era|AAO}} to your AAO-related articles, it'll be automatically listed under Category:Against All Odds, and will make it easier to let us keep track of.
Sonasaurus May 4, 2010 Most of you in AAO are still not participating actively in our expanded universe or interacting with the characters/events/places. Contact Maslab or me if you want to collaborate with writing a story, making an article, or otherwise help in ways that will get you more involved with our project.
Sonasaurus April 14, 2010 We're making a timeline for important events in AAO. The template is here, you can add to it (you don't have to place references). If you have trouble understanding the wikiformat for making the table, ask me or Maslab.
Sonasaurus November 6, 2009 I have partially started several stories, and delayed many more. Check out my page to see my fanon list, click the links and read the descriptions if you think you're interested in collaborating with me for writing it.
Maslab November 5, 2009 I am currently working on a large project that will decide the course that AAO will take. As such, no story articles or battles are to occur after the year 2604. However, if you absolutely must have a story set after 2604, as long as it's close, then I am willing to move the date back. It's fairly loose at this point.


Colonial cross2Eagle medal

On behalf of the Halo Fanon administration, Sonasaurus has awarded you the Colonial Cross on August 25, 2012, for acts of tenacity and perseverance. This medal indicates the high level of commitment you have placed towards upholding the quality of Halo Fanon.

In addition, you have also been awarded the Eagle Superior Service Medal by Sonasaurus on March 26, 2013, in recognition of your long-term service at Halo Fanon as a site veteran.


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