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|"Dear Sarge: kicking ass in outer space, wish you were here!"
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- "That was finger lickin good!
- ―Kig-Yar commenting on the taste of the Sanders's crew.
The UNSC Sanders is a UNSC destroyer that fled the battle of reach because the Colonel commanding the ship was chicken. It was disabled by a CCS Battlecruiser who had a crew of Kig-Yar board it. The Jackals fried the crew with plasma weapons and ate them. It followed Cole Protocol and deleted the Nav database, but was an excellent meal.