Halo Fanon

Episode II: Of Ambitions and Betrayal

2352 Hours, December 10, 2551 (UNSC Military Calendar), aboard the UNSC Mother of Invention, unknown system

* Agent_North walks along a ship corridor, looking for South
* Agent_Texas walks out of the tech bay, now fully repaired and powered up with a few tweaks.
<Agent_Texas> Hey, North.
<Agent_North> Hey.
<Agent_North> Seen South anywhere?
<Agent_Texas> No, I haven't.
<Agent_Texas> Aren't you supposed to be sleeping?
<Agent_North> You mean on that drug York told everyone to take?
<Agent_Texas> Yeah. Keeps you under until you've slept for exactly 8 hours. Helps the augmentations take effect properly.
<Agent_Texas> Carolina's under right now. It'll help her heal faster too.
<Agent_North> I dunno...I'm not sure I like the idea of being unable to wake up on my own.
<Agent_Texas> We'll all need the edge once we find the director.
<Agent_Texas> York's got a list of everyone who's already taken it. South's name wasn't on it.
<Agent_Texas> Maybe she didn't know. She spends a lot of time on her own these days.
* Agent_California approaches Tex and North
<Agent_California> Hello.
<Agent_Texas> Hey, Cal.
<Agent_North> Damn. I'd better find South, give her the news
* Agent_North walks off

<Agent_Texas> Cal, where have you been?
* Agent_North contacts the team
<Agent_Texas> (COM) What is it, North?
<Agent_North> (COM) Guys, South isn't responding, something's up.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Damn.
<Agent_Texas> Cal, you seen South?
<Agent_Texas> Cal?
<Agent_Texas> You okay?
<Agent_California> I haven't seen South, I've been resting. Today's the big day, isn't it?
<Agent_Texas> You seem a little distracted, Cal.
<Agent_California> It's just... the change of command. It's making me think.
<Agent_North> (COM) Texas, we've got transponders going down
* Agent_Texas frowns.
<Agent_Texas> Something's not right.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Okay. I'm assuming command of the Freelancer unit until Carolina's back on her feet.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Calling all active Freelancers, everyone meet me in the debriefing room, copy?
<Agent_North> (COM) Maine, is that you?
<Agent_Texas> (COM) North, everything okay?
<Agent_Texas> (COM) North?
<Agent_Texas> (COM) What's going on?
<Agent_North> (COM) Tex, it's Maine, something's up with him
<Agent_Texas> (COM) On my way.
* Agent_Texas runs down the hall in the direction North had gone.
<Agent_North> (COM) Maine, back off. Now. Cal, get over here, now!
* Agent_California notices he's alone
<Agent_North> (COM) Uh, Texas? Cal?
* Agent_California follows Tex
<Agent_Texas> Hurry it up, Cal.
<Agent_Texas> Something's wrong with Maine.
<Agent_North> (COM) Maine!
* Agent_Texas draws her weapon.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Hang on North.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) I'm almost there.
* Agent_Texas hears North's cry of pain.
<Agent_Texas> North!
* Agent_California tackles Tex
<Agent_Texas> Oof-!
<Agent_Texas> The hell!
* Agent_Texas pushes California off her.
<Agent_Texas> What are you doing?
* Agent_California pulls knife
<Agent_North> (COM) Texas, Maine's gone mad!
<Agent_Texas> (COM) North, I don't think Maine's the only one.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) I might be a while.
* Agent_Texas moves to engage California.
* Agent_Texas quickly disarms California, twisting his arms behind his back.
* Agent_California kicks
<Agent_Texas> Oh, no you don't.
* Agent_Texas sweeps California off his feet, sending him onto the ground.
* Agent_Texas pins California down to the floor.
<Agent_Texas> That's enough.
* Agent_California kicks Tex in the gut from the ground
* Agent_Texas falls back, letting go of California.
<Agent_Texas> Right, I guess I have to stop pretending you're on my side.
<Agent_Texas> Come here!
* Agent_Texas jumps on California, relentlessly dealing blows on him until he's down.
* Agent_California doesn't move
* Zeta_AI deactivates the gravity.
<Agent_Texas> Whoa!
<Agent_Texas> What the hell!
* Agent_Texas is moved away from California by the zero gravity.
* Agent_California suddenly lunges at Tex again
* Agent_Texas dodges, sending California crashing into the wall in the zero gravity.
* Agent_Texas takes advantage of the zero gravity by moving after California and pinning him to the wall.
<Agent_Texas> Right.
<Agent_Texas> Answer me this.
<Agent_Texas> What are you and Maine up to?
<Agent_Texas> (COM) North, where's Maine?
* Agent_California deploys TR/9 mine
* Agent_North works his way out into the corridor to help Texas
<Agent_North> Not far behind, he got a couple of good hits in there
<Agent_Texas> You alright?
<Agent_North> If it wasn't for Theta, I'd be dead.
* Agent_Wyoming (453868f1@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.56.104.241) has joined #halo-fanon
<Agent_Wyoming> Evening.
<Agent_Texas> Wyoming!
<Agent_North> I thought you were under?
<Agent_Wyoming> Couldn't sleep, don't you know. Looks like I was missing out on the fun anyway.
<Agent_Texas> You may have noticed there's no gravity on the ship.
* Agent_Wyoming clicks rifle safety.
<Agent_Texas> I have to check on Carolina.
<Agent_North> Activate grav-boots.
<Agent_Texas> She's injured and if she's drifting in the medical room...
<Agent_Wyoming> Righto.
* Agent_Texas makes her way to recovery via the walls.
<Agent_North> Right behind you.
* Agent_Wyoming locks mag-boots to the nearest wall.
<Agent_Texas> Wyoming, find out what's going on with the gravity.
<Agent_Texas> Get to the bridge, try to turn it on again.
<Agent_Wyoming> Tech isn't my specialty, but I'll see what I can do.

* Adamska_B156 contacts Mordred
<Mordred> Mordred here.
<Mordred> Who wants me to do what for how much cash?
<Zeta_AI> It's the one you were trying to revive on board the Mother of Invention, boss.
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: You wanted to talk to me?
<Mordred> Huh
<Mordred> I don't remember hearing this voice before.
<Zeta_AI> Probably because he was unconscious the last time you saw him.
<Mordred> Oh right.
<Adamska_B156> This is Bravo one five six, Adamska, UNSC Navy
<Mordred> You're the asshole from the ship.
<Mordred> The guy who wouldn't wake up when I needed backup.
<Mordred> I treated your wounds and everything.
<Mordred> You owe me some medical supplies by the way.
<Zeta_AI> Not all his wounds.
<Mordred> Most of them.
<Zeta_AI> There was a rather unpleasant injury to his backside-
<Mordred> I wasn't sticking my hands up his ass.
<Adamska_B156> Terribly sorry about that, but i'm willing to help you now. What would you like?
<Mordred> Well, since I'm not stranded on their ship anymore...
<Mordred> ...nothing.
<Mordred> Call me back when you actually have a job.
<Mordred> I'm a little busy right now
<Adamska_B156> I have a hit on South Dakota for you Mordred. In return, you get 2 billion credits straight from ONI
<Mordred> huh
<Mordred> Well, this could get awkward.
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: Well, actually, Penny, and then South. Penny first because she knows about my operations, and may squeal on us. I'll provide support as well.
<Mordred> Well, how much are you offering for Penny?
<Mordred> By herself?
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: You get 2.4 billion credits for Penny, and 3 billion for South.
<Mordred> Well, I can't say anything about South, but I might just be collecting the 2.4 billion fairly soon.
<Mordred> You just hang tight.
<Mordred> I already made some arrangements on that end.
<Mordred> Oh, the data jack's working.
<Mordred> Nice job, Zeta.
<Mordred> You got the video feed rolling.
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: Yes
<Mordred> Tell you what.
<Mordred> I'll call you back.
<Mordred> Right now, I've got a movie rolling.
* Mordred hangs up.
* Mordred leans back to observe the combat footage.
* Agent_Texas sweeps California off his feet, sending him onto the ground.
* Mordred sighs.
<Mordred> I guess I shouldn't have expected any better against that psycho bitch.
* Agent_California kicks Tex in the gut from the ground
* Agent_Texas falls back, letting go of California.
<Mordred> Ooh.
<Mordred> A comeback.
<Agent_North> Theta, a little help here!
<Theta_AI> I'm here, North!
* Agent_North uses the AI's power boost to twist free, lashing out at Maine
<Mordred> Time for some music.
* Mordred puts on some headphones.
<Mordred> Meteora, I think.
<Theta_AI> Okay, ready some grenades, North.
<Theta_AI> I'll time you and tell you when to pull the pins.
<Theta_AI> If we time this right, you'll catch him by surprise.
<Mordred> Zeta, do me a favor and try to deactivate the gravity.
<Mordred> Think you can do that from this distance?
<Zeta_AI> Yes, boss.
<Zeta_AI> No problem.
<Mordred> Awesome.
* Zeta_AI deactivates the gravity.
<Theta_AI> Get rid of the grenades!
<Agent_North> Oh shi-
<Mordred> And...
* Agent_North tosses the grenades at Maine
<Theta_AI> There's no gravity, North!
<Theta_AI> get them away, quick!
* Agent_North PUNCHES the grenades at Maine
<Mordred> ...boom.
<Mordred> Zeta, I think we can put that voice modification system to use.
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: ONI's getting impatient, they want Penny dead immediately
<Mordred> Let's go with that nice man's voice.
<Mordred> The guy with the glasses and bad accent.
<Mordred> That should be a nice diversion.

* Agent_North activates his COM
<Agent_North> (COM) South? Where are ya?
* Agent_North contacts the team
<Agent_Texas> (COM) What is it, North?
<Agent_North> (COM) Guys, South isn't responding, something's up.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Damn.
* Agent_Maine overhears the entire conversation, distracted by the maddening voices inside his head but continues to listen, concerned.
<Agent_North> (COM) Maine, this is North. You might want to get down here, South's missing. Maine, do you copy?
<Agent_North> (COM) Texas, we've got transponders going down
<Agent_Maine> *growl*
* Agent_North turns to look down corridor
<Agent_North> (COM) Maine, is that you?
<Agent_Maine> *growl*
<Agent_North> Uh, Maine?
* Agent_Maine walks towards Agent North, strangely aggressively.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) North?
<Agent_Texas> (COM) What's going on?
* Agent_North starts to back off, one hand on his pistol
<Agent_North> (COM) Tex, it's Maine, something's up with him
<Agent_Texas> (COM) On my way.
* Agent_Maine tightens his fist.
<Agent_North> (COM) Maine, back off. Now. Cal, get over here, now!
* Agent_North glances back to check for reinforcements
<Agent_North> (COM) Uh, Texas? Cal?
* Agent_Maine begins to walk faster and faster. It turns into sprinting.
* Agent_North leaps aside
<Agent_North> (COM) Maine!
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Hang on North.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) I'm almost there.
* Agent_Maine smashes his fist into North's chestpiece, sending him flying across the entire corridor.
* Agent_North cries out in pain.
<Agent_North> ...right...you've lost it.
* Agent_North rolls back, and fires several rounds from his pistol
<Agent_North> (COM) Texas, Maine's gone mad!
<Agent_Texas> (COM) North, I don't think Maine's the only one.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) I might be a while.
* Agent_Maine sprints and grabs North by waist and crashes himself into a wall into another corridor. North's disarmed, almost helpless.
* Agent_North punches Maine repeatedly in the stomach
<Agent_North> Get...off...me...
* Agent_Maine remains unaffected and bashes North's helmet, making crack more and more until his visor's almost shattered completely.
<Agent_North> Theta, a little help here!
* Theta_AI (ae5c5e52@wikia/Sonasaurus) has joined #halo-fanon
* ChanServ gives voice to Theta_AI
<Theta_AI> I'm here, North!
* Agent_North uses the AI's power boost to twist free, lashing out at Maine
* Agent_Maine softly pushes North to the wall and quickly pushes himself into a combat stance, ready for battle.
* Agent_North grabs his pistol and retreats down the corridor towards Texas
* Agent_North fires at Maine's lower body, just below his chestplate
<Theta_AI> Okay, ready some grenades, North.
<Theta_AI> I'll time you and tell you when to pull the pins.
<Theta_AI> If we time this right, you'll catch him by surprise.
* Agent_Maine jumps onto the walls and goes higher and higher before landing on North.
* Agent_North rolls aside at the last moment and readies a grenade
<Theta_AI> Now, North!
* Agent_North pulls the pin
* Zeta_AI deactivates the gravity.
<Theta_AI> Uh-oh.
<Theta_AI> Get rid of the grenades!
<Agent_North> Oh shi-
* Agent_North tosses the grenades at Maine
<Theta_AI> There's no gravity, North!
<Theta_AI> get them away, quick!
* Agent_North PUNCHES the grenades at Maine
<Agent_North> Theta, shield, now!
<Theta_AI> On it!
* Theta_AI forms a completely circular shield around North, now that they are drifting in mid-air.
* Agent_Maine catches the grenade, unimpressed. It explodes into a cloud of smoke. A blue light emits from the mist. Maine is crouched, his fist in the floor and arms of energy waving out.
* Agent_North activates grav-boots
<Agent_Texas> (COM) North, where's Maine?
* Agent_North works his way out into the corridor to help Texas
* Agent_Maine 's armor lock breaks as he rises. North is nowhere to be found.
<Agent_Maine> *growl*!

* Mordred pipes in his own voice, modified to sound like the Director.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Well, hello Agent Texas.
* Agent_Texas stops.
<Agent_North> Uh-oh
<Agent_Texas> Director.
* Agent_North follows, picking up a discarded assault rifle and keeping an eye out for Maine
<Agent_Texas> Were you behind this?
<Mordred> (Director's voice) I must apologize for this informal method of communication.
<Agent_Texas> You've got more than that to apologize for.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Circumstances prevented me from attending to this matter directly.
<Agent_Texas> North, where's California?
<Agent_North> I'm reading another heat-sig in the Med Bay
<Agent_North> It's California!
<Agent_Texas> Go find him, North.
* Agent_Wyoming reaches the bridge and gets to work.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) I understand the current circumstances are very complicated.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) You must be very confused, Agent Texas.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) So much is happening.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) So many lives in your hands.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Can you handle the pressure?
<Agent_Texas> Yeah, you've had that burden before.
<Agent_Texas> Looks like you've failed.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Perhaps.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Or maybe I simply succeeded.
<Agent_Texas> Succeeded in what?
<Agent_Texas> Turning your own agents against you?
<Agent_Texas> In becoming an excuse of a human being?
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Maybe this is all part of the plan.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Did you ever think about that?
<Agent_Texas> Yeah.
<Agent_Texas> If it is, it sure is a stupid plan.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Just another simulation, Texas.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Just like all the others.
<Agent_Texas> Is that all we are to you?
<Agent_Texas> Experiments?
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Well, I can't say it's a pleasant experience.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) You're more like me than you think, Agent Texas.
* Agent_Wyoming hits the artificial gravity.
* Agent_Texas lands on her feet.
<Agent_Texas> Oh yeah?
<Agent_Texas> How's that?

<Mordred> (Director's voice) Created, used, and discarded.
* Agent_Texas picks up her weapons and runs for the medical room.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Pathetic.
<Agent_Texas> You haven't discarded me yet. Because I'm going to find you.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Really?
<Mordred> (Director's voice) And how do you plan on doing that?
<Agent_Texas> That's need-to-know information, director.
<Agent_Texas> Sound familiar?
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Not really.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Is that supposed to be irony?
<Agent_Texas> Then you really don't realize what you are.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) And what am I, Texas?
<Mordred> (Director's voice) What am I?

* Agent_California goes to med-bay
<Agent_California> Hello Penny.
* Agent_North heads towards the Med-Bay
* Agent_California grabs syringe
* Agent_North kicks open Med-Bay door, rifle loaded.
* Agent_North activates enhanced sensors
<Agent_North> I know you're in here, Cal!
* Agent_Wyoming hits the artificial gravity.
* Agent_California is hidden again
<Agent_North> I'm armed, and I've got Theta watching my back. You've got one chance to give up!
* Agent_North sees the heat sig of Cal behind a crate. He opens fire
<Theta_AI> North, that's not-
<Agent_North> Gotcha!

* Agent_Texas hears the gunfire and enters the medical bay.
<Agent_Texas> North.
<Agent_Texas> Where's Penny?
<Agent_North> Can't see anything. I might have hit Cal.
<Theta_AI> North...I don't think that's Cal...
* Agent_Texas walks up to the crate and realizes with horror who it is.
<Agent_Texas> North...
<Agent_Texas> ...you shot Penny.
<Agent_Texas> She's dead.
<Agent_North> Oh...
* Agent_Wyoming catches up.
<Agent_North> oh no...
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Well, that's all I needed to hear.
<Agent_North> nononono
<Agent_North> Where's Cal?!
<Mordred> (Director's voice) Excellent work, agents.
<Mordred> (Director's voice) You always exceed my expectations.
* Agent_Texas cuts off the COM forcefully.

<Agent_North> I'm sure that was him! The armour outline matched up!
* Agent_Texas looks up and sees Cal hanging on the ceiling.
<Agent_Texas> Shoot him!
* Agent_North looks up
* Agent_Wyoming raises rifle.
* Agent_Wyoming fires.
* Agent_North raises rifle and fires
* Agent_North pulls California down to the floor
<Agent_North> BASTARD!
* Agent_North punches California
<Agent_Texas> Why are you doing this, Cal?
* Agent_Texas holds California down on the ground, securing his arms and legs.
<Agent_Texas> What secret did the director tell you?
* Agent_North takes out his pistol
* Agent_Maine hear gunfire. Alarmed, Maine rushes to the source.
<Agent_Texas> Hold on, North.
<Agent_North> Texas, make this quick. I want him dead.
<Agent_Texas> I have to know.
<Agent_Texas> Cal, what made you turn on your own friends?
<Agent_California> You aren't my friends.
<Agent_Texas> Who is your friend? The director?
* Agent_North paces silently around California
<Agent_California> He brought us together for a reason.
<Agent_North> Getting something on the tracker
<Agent_Texas> Wyoming, weapons on the door.
* Agent_Wyoming preps rifle.
<Agent_Wyoming> Pull.
* Agent_North points his pistol at California, watching the door
* Agent_Texas grabs California and holds him in front of her, using him as a human shield.
* Agent_Maine sees a battleready Agent_Wyoming in the med bay. He then realises....
<Agent_Maine> Gamma...
<Agent_Texas> You think it's funny to have someone shoot their own friend, Cal?!!
<Agent_Texas> Let's see how you like it.
* Agent_Maine reveals himself to Wyoming
* Agent_California escapes Tex's grip
* Agent_Wyoming adjusts and fires three shots in rapid succession on Cal.
* Agent_North fires at California
* Agent_Texas tackles California down again, who avoided most of the shots.
<Agent_Texas> Hey!
<Agent_Texas> I said hold fire!
* Agent_Texas holds down the struggling California.
* Agent_Wyoming asks questions later.
<Agent_Texas> Although if you try that again, Cal, you will be dead.
<Agent_Texas> Got me?
* Agent_Maine walks slowly towards the occupied Wyoming. Like a tiger stalking a deer.
<Agent_North> He made me kill Penny!
<Agent_Texas> Well, let's see if Maine will kill him to get to me.
* Agent_Texas punches California on the back of the head, knocking him out.
* Agent_Wyoming reloads and fires on Maine.
* Agent_North opens fire at Maine
* Agent_Texas holds California in front of her and charges at Maine.
* Agent_Maine holds Agent Texas' tackle but the two smash through the wall, dodging all gunfire.
<Agent_Wyoming> I haven't a clear shot as long as you're tumbling around with him, Tex!
* Agent_Texas stands, leaving Cal unconscious on the ground.
<Agent_Texas> Right.
<Agent_Texas> You and me, Maine.
<Agent_Texas> You couldn't take me with York and Wyoming.
<Agent_Texas> You sure as hell can't take me alone.
* Agent_North sprints after Maind ane leaps on his back
<Agent_North> Tex, a little help here!
* Agent_North clings to Maine's neck
* Agent_Maine grabs North's legs and jumps onto his back.
* Agent_Texas moves up and punches Maine in the face, knocking him off North.
* Agent_Texas follows up by slamming Maine into a wall, breaking right through it.
* Agent_Maine quickly gets up and fires at Agent Texas.
* Agent_Texas takes a couple of hits but dodges away
* Agent_Wyoming shoulders rifle and sighs, regretting about to enter fisticuffs.
* Agent_North rolls away, turns and runs at Maine again, kicking the gun away
* Agent_North repeatedly punches Maine
* Agent_Wyoming dives in, going for Maine's legs.
* Agent_Maine gets close to Texas. Holding her helmet and headbutts her before kicking her away.
* Agent_Texas stumbles but stays on her feet.
<Agent_Texas> Sigma...
* Agent_Texas recovers quickly and bodyslams Maine to the ground.
* Agent_Wyoming delivers a crippling jab to the back of Maine's right knee.
* Agent_North pushes his full weight against Maine trying to floor him
<Agent_Maine> *grrrrrrr*
* Agent_North cocks pistol
* Agent_Maine 's muscles tighten. His anger raging.
<Agent_Texas> Sigma, I know you can hear me.
<Agent_Texas> Where's South?
<Agent_Texas> Right, do we kill him or not?
<Agent_North> Well, if Cal got away, he'd do.
<Agent_Texas> ...damn.
<Agent_Texas> North, get back to Cal!
<Agent_North> Got it.
* Agent_Maine hears a voice in his head. "sic em"
<Agent_Texas> Damn you, Sigma.
* Agent_Wyoming rolls away from Maine.
* Agent_Maine pushes himself off the floor and sends everyone flying.
* Agent_Wyoming is clear and draws rifle.
* Agent_Texas backflips and lands on one knee.
* Agent_Wyoming readies for a brawl.
* Agent_Texas dashes up and unleashes a barrage of attacks on Maine.

<Zeta_AI> Connection lost, boss.
<Mordred> Copy that, Zeta.
<Mordred> Man, that guy's an asshole.
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: You are a genius. You get a bonus as well. 4.2 Billion cR have been funneled to you
<Mordred> Glad I don't have to come up with those corny lines any more.
<Mordred> Nice work, Zeta.
<Mordred> The voice modifier was a great investment.
<Zeta_AI> You did most of the work.
<Zeta_AI> You do a good job of manipulating them.
<Mordred> Well, it's a good thing she cut us off when she did.
<Mordred> I was starting to forget it wasn't supposed to be me talking.
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: Did you get the payment? Also, that was one especially creative hit, i congratulate you.
<Mordred> Adamska_B156: You know our motto.
<Mordred> We deliver.
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: Next up is South.
<Mordred> I'll get back to you on that.
* Mordred checks video feed again.
<Mordred> Huh.
<Mordred> Zeta, anything we can do to help California out?
<Zeta_AI> It seems Agent Maine already has it handled.
<Mordred> Oh, nice.
<Zeta_AI> He will make it in time to interrupt their conversation.
<Mordred> Handy guy to have around, isn't he?
<Zeta_AI> I would say so.
<Zeta_AI> Although I suggest you keep him away from us. He will come after me, you know.
<Mordred> Only if he knows I have you.
<Zeta_AI> True.
<Mordred> But you know me.
<Mordred> I always have a backup plan.
* Agent_California escapes Tex's grip
* Agent_Wyoming adjusts and fires three shots in rapid succession on Cal.
* Agent_North fires at California
* Agent_Texas tackles California down again, who avoided most of the shots.
<Mordred> Huh.
<Agent_Texas> Hey!
<Agent_Texas> I said hold fire!
* Agent_Texas holds down the struggling California.
<Mordred> Zeta, any more systems you can screw with?
<Agent_North> He made me kill Penny!
<Agent_Texas> Well, let's see if Maine will kill him to get to me.
<Mordred> Looks like most of this is out of our hands now.
<Zeta_AI> It appears Agent Wyoming has set up defences.
<Zeta_AI> I can try...but he may trace it.
* Agent_Maine holds Agent Texas' tackle but the two smash through the wall, dodging all gunfire.
<Mordred> Well, now that you mention it I think Maine and California are plenty able to handle this by themselves.
<Mordred> No sense in pushing things too far.
<Mordred> We already got what we went in for.
<Mordred> I was hoping we could at least get California out of there.
<Mordred> Maybe Maine will kill them all for us.
<Mordred> Wouldn't that be nice?
<Agent_North> Theta, a little help?
<Theta_AI> Got it.
* Theta_AI emits an electric charge, shocking California.
* Agent_California drops syringe, breaking it
* Agent_North kicks California away and pulls out his sidearm.
<Mordred> Oh, what the hell.
<Mordred> Zeta, get me a channel to California.
<Zeta_AI> Got it. Are you sure you don't mind if we get tracked?
<Mordred> Oh, no!
<Mordred> We might have to abandon this shitty apartment!
<Mordred> What will we do then?
<Zeta_AI> My concern was with Agent Texas realizing who was screwing with her.
<Mordred> Just get me on the line with Cal.
<Zeta_AI> One second. Gotta get past Wyoming's defences.
* Agent_Texas delivers a chop under Maine's windpipe, knocking him back.
* Agent_Wyoming swings his arm, catching Maine with a strong backhand.
* Agent_Texas follows up with a punch to Maine's gut.
* Agent_Texas finishes by punching Maine on the temple, knocking him out.
<Mordred> Move like we're getting paid to save his sorry ass.
* Agent_North activates enhanced sensors
<Zeta_AI> Another minute and I'll be in.


* Agent_North activates enhanced sensors, spotting a slightly wounded Cal hiding nearby
<Agent_North> (COM) Tex, we've gotta choose now, Maine or Cal!
<Agent_Texas> (COM) You take Cal!
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Wyoming and I will handle Maine.
* Agent_California tackles North, pulls out syringe
* Agent_North rolls over
<Agent_North> Theta, a little help?
<Theta_AI> Got it.
* Theta_AI emits an electric charge, shocking California.
* Agent_California drops syringe, breaking it
* Agent_North kicks California away and pulls out his sidearm.
<Agent_North> Move and you're dead.
<Agent_North> The only reason I haven't killed you is because Tex wants you alive for questioning
* Agent_North cocks pistol and points it at him
<Agent_North> Cal. Talk or you die right here.
* Agent_California jumps up
* Agent_California runs
* Agent_North starts firing at Cal, aiming for the knees
<Agent_North> No more hiding, Cal.

* Agent_Maine jabs Wyoming and slams his palm into Texas' chest.
<Agent_North> (COM) Tex, we've gotta choose now, Maine or Cal!
<Agent_Texas> (COM) You take Cal!
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Wyoming and I will handle Maine.
* Agent_Wyoming jumps forward, rolling under Maine's arm to avoid further attack.
* Agent_Texas delivers a chop under Maine's windpipe, knocking him back.
* Agent_Wyoming swings his arm, catching Maine with a strong backhand.
* Agent_Texas follows up with a punch to Maine's gut.
* Agent_Texas finishes by punching Maine on the temple, knocking him out.
<Agent_Texas> North, Maine is secure.
<Agent_Wyoming> Will he stay down this time?
<Agent_Texas> Wyoming, keep an eye on him.
* Agent_Wyoming rolls Maine over, and starts punching in commands to lock down Maine's armor.
* Agent_Texas hears Cal's erratic breathing and finds him.
* Agent_North shoots at Cal repeatedly, aiming to wound rather than kill
* Agent_Wyoming completes operation.
* Agent_California throws grenade at North
* Agent_Texas kicks the grenade into a wall.
* Agent_Texas doesn't even wait before punching Cal in the side of the neck, knocking him out.
* Agent_North leaps forward at Cal
* Agent_Wyoming draws sidearm now that Maine is secure.
<Agent_Texas> Well...
<Agent_Texas> ...at least we've got them.
<Agent_Texas> Now let's wait for them to wake up.
<Agent_North> I say we space the pair of them.
<Agent_Maine> !?!?!?!
* Agent_Maine trys to move to no avail.
<Agent_Wyoming> Sorry, mate. You're just going to have to stay like that until I know what in bloody hell is going on.
<Agent_North> I want to find my sister.
* Zeta_AI blows open the walls in the room, sending everyone into space.
* Agent_Texas manages to grab onto a part of the ship's wall.
* Agent_Wyoming holds onto Maine, ensuring they're not seperated.
* Agent_North activates grav boots
<Theta_AI> Hang on, North!
* Theta_AI activates emergency breathing systems and inserts them into North's nose and mouth.
<Agent_Texas> Damn it, we have to get back inside!
<Agent_Texas> Wyoming, let them go! They're too heavy!
* Agent_North gasps for breath before sprinting to the armoury, discarding the useless helmet
* Agent_Wyoming reluctantly lets go.
* Agent_Texas pulls Wyoming back inside now that he doesn't hold Maine and Cal's weight.
* Agent_Texas struggles and manages to help Wyoming out of the room.
<Agent_Texas> North, you alright?
<Theta_AI> Yeah, thanks to me.
<Agent_North> Loud and clear, Tex. Bringing you guys some toys.
* Agent_North puts on a new helmet
<Agent_Wyoming> So . . .
<Agent_Wyoming> Where's Penny's body?
<Agent_Texas> Drifted out of space.
<Agent_Wyoming> A shame. But a fitting burial, I suppose.
<Agent_Texas> What the hell happened?
<Agent_Texas> Who set off the explosives?
<Agent_Wyoming> I haven't the slightest, my dear. What were we attacked by?
* Agent_North makes his way back to the others, carrying portable jetpacks.
<Agent_Texas> I want to figure out what's going on, who's getting into the ship.
<Agent_North> Anyone want a spacewalk?
<Agent_Texas> No thanks.
<Agent_Texas> Let's try to reach a part of the ship with gravity.
<Agent_Wyoming> I think I'll leave Penny to the last peace she'll know.
* Agent_North shrugs and puts two of the packs down, affixing the third to his armour.
* Agent_Texas reaches a room with working gravity and helps pull Wyoming in.
<Agent_North> Texas, I could go out after Cal.
* Agent_Texas slumps to the floor.
<Agent_Texas> No, Cal's a goner.
<Agent_Texas> Him and Maine.
<Agent_North> They just don't know it yet.
* Agent_North pulls Tex to her feet.
<Agent_North> Carolina's still in the med bay!
<Agent_North> Need to check on her.
<Agent_Texas> Well, this sucks.
<Agent_Wyoming> What's our total casualties?
<Agent_Texas> We're three Freelancers down.
<Agent_Texas> Two of them turned on us.
<Agent_Texas> One of them was killed by accident.
<Agent_North> We can't do this on our own, Texas.
<Agent_Texas> And South is still nowhere to be found.
<Agent_Texas> This is going to set back our plans to find the director.
<Agent_Texas> Dammit!
<Agent_North> There are other Freelancers on board. Washington, York, Carolina, Kentucky, the list goes on!
<Agent_Texas> North, it's never a good thing when we lose teammates.
<Agent_Texas> And I still can't locate your sister. She might not even be on the ship.
<Agent_North> We'll need more soldiers to fight the director.
<Agent_Texas> No. This is personal. It'll be just us.
<Agent_North> You sure? You're the best of us, Tex, but even you have failures.
<Agent_Texas> I know...
<Agent_Texas> I couldn't save Penny.
<Agent_Texas> I couldn't take Cal and Maine alive.
<Agent_North> Penny was my fault.
<Agent_Wyoming> And Maine's loss was mine.
<Agent_Texas> No.
<Agent_Texas> I was team leader in Carolina's place, and I've failed. Again.
<Agent_Wyoming> You ordered me to let him go. But I followed it.
<Agent_Texas> You never would have been able to pull them in on zero-gee, especially Maine.
<Agent_North> Look, there's just the three of us here, with South missing everyone else out cold.
<Agent_Texas> Damn it, how did Carolina do it?
<Agent_North> We're a team, Tex. You just need to learn how to play right.
<Agent_North> Like me and Theta. We worked together, and the little guy saved my life twice today.
* Agent_North turns and heads for the COM rom.
<Agent_Wyoming> I believe we should rearm ourselves.
<Agent_Texas> Yeah.
<Agent_Texas> And we'll need to fix up the ship.
<Agent_Texas> Wyoming, you go through the armoury.
<Agent_North> Look, there might be others out there. Rearm, resupply and get the team together, that's all I'm saying.
<Agent_Texas> At this point, we are the team, North.
<Agent_Texas> Your guard Carolina with your life. If we lose her, it's all over.
<Agent_North> Got it Boss.
<Agent_Wyoming> I think I'll find the best tools for the job aren't stowed with the common standard issues.
* Agent_Wyoming heads off for his locker.
<Agent_Texas> I'll go find South...
* Agent_North stalks off toward the Med Bay.
* Agent_North checks Carolina's room.
<Agent_North> Tex, the little lady's sleeping fine. Hasn't moved an inch since the fighting started.
<Agent_Texas> Good.
<Agent_Texas> Did the zero-gee hurt her?
<Agent_North> Doesn't look like it.
<Agent_North> Rest of the med-bay is trashed though.
* Agent_Wyoming enters the locker room and approaches the one with his name stamped on it. There's a calm slowness to the way he twists the dial, and when the locker opens, he pulls out the false backing. Within lies a modified SRS99 with a stained wood stock, engraved with the words "Her Majesty". A revolver hands beside in a leather holster, which Wyoming straps on.
<Agent_North> Tex, the bay's trashed. You think I should move her?
<Agent_Texas> Yeah. Find somewhere with a bit more armour.
* Agent_Wyoming enters the 'common' armory.
* Agent_Wyoming looks over the assortment of submachine guns, assault rifles, shotguns, sniper rifles, battle rifles, and grenade launchers present.
* Agent_Wyoming selects a pair of fragmentation grenades, stowing them within his belt. A third, similar object with a blue charge meter is also stowed.
* Agent_North starts wheeling Carolina's bed out of the med bay
<Agent_North> Hey Wyoming, I'm moving Carolina closer to the armoury. It'll be safer there, and they won't be able to breach the ship there
<Agent_Wyoming> North, Texas, our armory appears more or less intact. The ammunition is a bit low from our previous exploits, but I think it should do for our purposes, so long as our enemies aren't legion.
<Agent_Texas> Good.
<Agent_North> I'm sure that Carolina will appreciate waking up next to a room of guns and armour.
* Agent_Texas chuckles.
<Agent_Texas> That she will.
<Agent_Wyoming> So someone want to fill me in on Maine and good Cal's change of heart? Brainwashing, mind control?
<Agent_Texas> I don't know.
<Agent_Texas> Maine seems to be influenced by Sigma.
<Agent_Texas> As for Cal...
<Agent_Texas> I think the director told him something.
<Agent_Texas> I just don't know what.
<Agent_North> He's dead the next time I see him.
<Agent_Wyoming> Taking control of our AI to take control of us. Devilishly devious.
<Agent_Texas> But once I find the director, he'll answer for it.
<Agent_North> At this point, Freelancer is out of control.
<Agent_Texas> At this point, we are literally Freelancers.
<Agent_North> I've got my insurance, just in case. Tex, do you have a plan? Y'know, when things go to hell?
<Agent_Texas> When things go to hell, my plan is shoot your way out.
<Agent_Texas> But right now out enemy isn't someone you can gun down.
<Agent_Texas> Our enemy is distrust, North. And we have to fight it.
<Agent_North> Right.

* Agent_California throws grenade at North
* Agent_Texas kicks the grenade into a wall.
* Agent_Texas doesn't even wait before punching Cal in the side of the neck, knocking him out.
<Mordred> Well, shit.
<Zeta_AI> Almost in.
<Zeta_AI> Don't worry, I have a plan.
<Mordred> So do I.
<Mordred> Get remote access to Maine's armor.
<Mordred> Shock him awake.
<Zeta_AI> Negative on the shock, boss. His armour's been locked down, being awake would do him no good.
<Zeta_AI> I'm in.
<Agent_Texas> Now let's wait for them to wake up.
<Agent_North> I say we space the pair of them.
* Zeta_AI blows open the walls in the room, sending everyone into space.
<Zeta_AI> Now that's what you call irony.
<Mordred> Or you could do that.
<Mordred> And North's faceplate was cracked too.
* Mordred shakes his head.
<Mordred> That won't be pretty.
<Mordred> Hey, California.
<Agent_Texas> Wyoming, let them go! They're too heavy!
* Agent_Wyoming reluctantly lets go.
* Agent_California floats around
<Mordred> Looks like you need a ride out of there.
<Mordred> I could probably get someone out there to rescue you.
<Mordred> You interested?
* Agent_California comes to
<Mordred> California, you still alive out there?
<Agent_California> I'm in SPACE?
<Mordred> Yep.
<Mordred> Try not to scream.
<Mordred> I don't think anyone will hear you.
<Mordred> You can thank me for saving you later.
<Agent_California> I do want help.
<Mordred> Righty then.
<Mordred> How much is that help worth to you?
<Zeta_AI> Boss, may I remind you that they have a limited supply of oxygen.
<Zeta_AI> You should put them somewhere with oxygen first and then negotiate.
<Zeta_AI> You can always eject them later if need be.
<Mordred> Oh, good thinking Zeta.
<Mordred> I'll just be taking half your cut then, California.
<Agent_California> Put it on Church's tab.
<Mordred> Nah, this one's courtesy of ONI.
<Mordred> Feels good to screw them over for once.
<Mordred> Alright, California, I just contacted some people.
<Mordred> A shuttle should be around to pick you up in, say, five minutes.
<Mordred> Hope you have enough oxygen for that.
<Zeta_AI> Boss, may I suggest you bring in Maine as well. Same price?
<Mordred> Huh.
<Mordred> Maybe we should just leave him.
<Zeta_AI> Sometimes brute force is the best option.
<Zeta_AI> Even if it's not the most tasteful.
<Mordred> Fine.
<Mordred> But when he comes after us, don't say I didn't warn you.
<Zeta_AI> As you said, he doesn't need to know.
<Adamska_B156> mordred: If you're still on the ship, disable the reactor, and cook off the Archer missiles
<Zeta_AI> A foolish suggestion.
<Mordred> Adamska_B156: How dumb do you think I am?
<Mordred> I was never on their ship to begin with.
<Mordred> Besides, we're losing connection here.
<Mordred> Zeta, get out of there before they trace us.
<Zeta_AI> Way ahead of you.
<Zeta_AI> I cut it as soon as I blew the ship open.
<Mordred> Oh.
<Mordred> So that's why I'm not getting a feed any more.
<Mordred> File the footage.
<Mordred> Something tells me we're not done with these guys just yet.
<Zeta_AI> Boss, Agent Texas seems very concerned with Agent Carolina's well-being.
<Zeta_AI> If we manage to take her out...
<Mordred> And I'm very concerned with my own well being.
<Agent_California> Mordred, can you get us back to the ship?
<Zeta_AI> Not the best idea.
<Zeta_AI> You are outnumbered.
<Zeta_AI> Not to mention you are no match for Agent Texas.
<Mordred> Got a shuttle inbound to pick you up.
<Mordred> Just sit tight.
<Zeta_AI> Boss, what if we send in someone to deal with Carolina?
<Zeta_AI> Someone who no one would think had anything to do with us?
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: Change of plans, distract the Freelancers and get Zeta to disable the AA guns, i'll blow a hole in the med bay, roger?
<Mordred> Adamska, I already got paid.
<Zeta_AI> May I suggest you keep your foolish ideas to yourself.
<Zeta_AI> Your tactics are at best shortsighted and at worst downright stupid.
<Mordred> What Zeta means is that we've had a rough day.
<Adamska_B156> How'd you like to get more pay Mordred, or should I say Simon?
<Mordred> Don't piss me off.
<Zeta_AI> I could start a fire in Adamska's control centre...
<Zeta_AI> To give him something to think about, I mean.
<Mordred> And then you can deal with the ONI hit squad that comes after us.
<Zeta_AI> It was a joke.
* Agent_Maine wakes. The emptiness of space fills his vision. Confused, Maine continues to gaze until his throat's empty. His armor lock disabled, Maine fusses his hands around his neck. A nearby asteroid flies by from the thrusters of the Mother of Invention. Seeing this an an opportunity, Maine readies his legs and lands on the asteroid preparing to jump.
<Mordred> Why hasn't that shuttle picked them up yet?
* Agent_South (ae5c5e52@wikia/Sonasaurus) has joined #halo-fanon
* ChanServ gives voice to Agent_South
<Agent_South> Because your pilot is dead. So you'll have to persuade me now.
<Zeta_AI> That's not good.
<Agent_California> Please?
* Agent_North toys with a small beacon in his hand.
<Mordred> How much persuading do I have to do, South?
<Mordred> I'm a little short on time here.
<Agent_South> That depends. You gonna get that idiot to call off the hit on me?
<Agent_South> I have something I need to do.
<Agent_South> And I don't appreciate his boys trying to come after me.
<Mordred> I never accepted the hit on you.
<Mordred> Talk to ONI if it pisses you off so much.
<Agent_South> No thanks.
<Agent_South> How about you keep them off my back and I'll deliver these two to you?
<Adamska_B156> Or maybe you'd rather talk to me South?
<Mordred> Sorry Adamska, out of my hands.
<Agent_South> Why talk when I can beat the crap out of you?
<Agent_South> Anyway, in case you're wondering.
<Agent_South> I need to get on board the Mother of Invention.
<Zeta_AI> And why is that, Agent South?
<Agent_South> I want to kill Carolina.
<Mordred> Well ain't that a coincidence.
<Zeta_AI> Interesting.
<Agent_South> So what do you say?
<Mordred> Do I really want to ask what your beef with her is?
<Mordred> No, forget it.
<Mordred> I don't care.
<Agent_South> It's not your concern.
<Adamska_B156> South, Simon, here's the deal, kill Carolina, you both get 6 billion cR
<Mordred> I'm sorry, you're on the line with Mordred right now.
<Mordred> Don't know who that other guy is.
<Adamska_B156> Roger Mordred
<Agent_South> I send you Cal and Maine, you let me go after her, and we forget we ever talked.
<Agent_South> Deal?
<Mordred> Fine.
<Agent_California> I need to board as well.
* Agent_South brings California and Maine on board and keeps them locked in the passenger bay.
<Mordred> Alright, South, get ready for some tech support.
<Mordred> Zeta, think you can get back into the Invention's systems?
<Zeta_AI> What do you need me to do, boss?
<Mordred> Keep your presence to a minimum.
<Mordred> Get me a live feed and track South's progress.
<Zeta_AI> Okay.
<Mordred> Try to get her to Carolina without running into the others.
<Zeta_AI> I assume she doesn't need to know.
<Zeta_AI> Or do you want to stick your neck out for her?
<Mordred> Like I said, keep the presence at a minimum.
<Mordred> If we can kill Carolina while she's out, we'll solve a lot of problems.
<Mordred> And get filthy rich in the process.
<Zeta_AI> Hm. And you seemed so reluctant when I first suggested it.
<Mordred> I've had a change of heart.
<Zeta_AI> Very wise of you.
* Agent_South drops off California and Maine.
<Agent_South> See you boys around.

* Agent_Wyoming inspects one of the empty weapons lockers. It's lined with NXRA material.
<Zeta_AI> Disabling the Mother of Invention's sensors now.
<Zeta_AI> Opening the Mother of Invention's hangar doors.
<Agent_Wyoming> What the deuce? My connection to some of the ship's systems just cut dead.
<Agent_Texas> Check on the bridge.
<Agent_North> Woah, you guys feel that?
<Agent_Wyoming> I'll stay here in the armory with Carolina, if you don't mind.
* Agent_North grabs a sniper from the armoury
<Zeta_AI> Reactivating the Mother of Invention's systems now.
<Agent_Wyoming> Sensors are back up. Nothing. Must've been a glitch.
<Agent_Texas> Hm.
<Agent_Wyoming> Where's York to check our systems when you need him?
<Agent_Texas> You guys stay with Carolina.
<Agent_Texas> I have to go check something out.
* Agent_Texas stands and leaves the armoury.
* Agent_Wyoming notices a security camera turning to focus on North, Carolina and himself.
<Agent_Wyoming> Oh, bullocks.
<Agent_North> Wyoming, are you seeing that?
* Agent_Wyoming quick-draws the revolver and blasts it.
* Agent_North cracks his knuckles
<Agent_Wyoming> North, I think we'd best ready ourselves to counter-breach.
* Agent_Wyoming locks down the armory doors.
<Agent_Wyoming> Hold up, sensors have something. It's no glitch this time.
<Agent_Wyoming> North, they're back.
<Theta_AI> (COM) Tex, North, Wyoming!
<Theta_AI> They've entered the ship!
<Agent_North> Theta, keep track of them
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Damn.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) North, Wyoming.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Go find them.
<Agent_Wyoming> (COM) What about Carolina?
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Just lock the armoury doors.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) I'm on my way back.
<Agent_North> (COM) I can guard her.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) No North, go with him.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) I have a feeling as to who it is. Don't let them get away
<Agent_Wyoming> (COM) Alright boss, we're moving.
* Agent_Wyoming unlocks the door, exits with North, and relocks them.
<Agent_North> Nothing gets through these doors, understand? look after her.
<Agent_Wyoming> They entered in the hangar. They'll be coming for us.
<Agent_North> Wyoming, let's move together. They can't get the drop on us.
* Agent_North activates enhanced sensors.
* Agent_Wyoming advances towards the hangar with North.
<Agent_North> Detecting faint heat sigs
* Agent_Wyoming pulls out Her Majesty.
* Agent_North draws his pistols
<Agent_North> (COM) Tex? How's the armoury?
<Agent_Texas> (COM) I'm on my way.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Almost there.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) The doors should still be locked, don't worry.
* Agent_Wyoming spots Agent_Maine rounding a corner.
<Agent_Wyoming> Heads up!
* Agent_Wyoming fires three rounds at Agent_Maine.
* Agent_Maine blasts his shotguns before flipping behind a corner.
* Agent_North fires at Maine repeatedly
* Agent_Wyoming dodges easily and waits for Maine to emerge again.
* Agent_Maine pumps his guns before rolling a grenade under Wyoming.
* Agent_Wyoming rolls clear.
<Agent_North> Wyoming, get ready.
<Agent_Wyoming> Can't see him.
<Agent_North> I'm gonna flash him.
<Agent_North> On my mark.
<Agent_North> sync?
<Agent_Wyoming> Sync.
<Agent_North> mark!
* Agent_North throws flashbang
* Agent_California silently takes aim at Wyoming's head with BR55
* Agent_Maine grabs his entire grenade belt and throws it.
* Agent_Wyoming spins and fires, blowing the grenade belt midway.
* Agent_North dashes forward
<Agent_North> Wyoming, you get Maine. California's mine.
* Agent_California shoots at Wyoming
* Agent_Wyoming is obscured to Cal by the grenades.
* Agent_Wyoming is able to duck the blinded shots.
* Agent_North tackles California and punches him
* Agent_Wyoming stares down Maine.
<Agent_Wyoming> Wonderful.
<Agent_North> Remember me, Cal?
* Agent_Maine sprints and tackles Wyoming, disarming him of all his weapons.
<Agent_North> You made me kill Penny!
* Agent_North keeps punching Cal
* Agent_Wyoming is physically weaker, but manages to evade Maine's grip.
* Agent_Wyoming has lost rifle.
* Agent_California shoots North at point-blank with MA5B
* Agent_North rolls, his armour slightly scratched, and jumps to his feet, throwing a pistol to Wyoming
* Agent_Wyoming goes for his pistol, spinning the gun as it's brought up, but it's slapped down by Maine.
* Agent_Maine quickly grabs his shotgun and fires towards Wyoming, going closer and closer.
* Agent_North fires at California with his other pistol
* Agent_Wyoming is in trouble, but has a backup.
* Agent_Maine aims into Wyoming's face.
* Agent_Wyoming rolls the blue-lighted 'grenade', the flash EMP blinding Maine.
* Agent_Wyoming slaps the shotgun barrel aside and sweeps low at Maine's legs.
* Agent_California switches to BR55, shoots North's chest
* Agent_North grunts in pain and pulls California forward, punching him in the face
* Agent_North grabs Cal by the neck and slams him repeatedly against the wall until he stops kicking
<Agent_North> He's knocked out!
* Agent_Maine is almost blinded and disabled. He grabs his helmet, the voices more intense than ever. In agony and pain, Maine is going insane on the spot.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) North, I need your help!
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Come to the armoury!
<Agent_North> (COM) On my way!
<Agent_North> Wyoming, take care of Cal.
* Agent_North sprints off
<Agent_Wyoming> Just. One. Moment.
* Agent_Wyoming delivers an overhead slam to Maine's helmet, dropping him.
* Agent_Maine 's mind is slowly losing. His grip on reality fading from Wyoming's blow.
* Agent_California wakes up and helps Maine fight Wyoming
* Agent_Wyoming kicks Maine over and engages Cal.
* Zeta_AI cuts the power in the hallway where Wyoming is.
* Agent_California deters Wyoming with short bursts from his guns
* Agent_Wyoming spots the muzzle flash in the dark and rushes in close to avoid being cut down.
* Agent_Wyoming delivers a punch to Cal's midsection.
* Agent_Maine now only sees Greek numerals fading in and out and a malevolent voice haunting him; human. sane. possible. meta..
* Agent_California goes to full-auto MA5B fire
* Agent_Wyoming pulls the raising weapon, the rifle firing high.
* Agent_Wyoming pulls on the weapon, trying to wrestle it from California's grasp.
* Agent_California shoves grenade into Wyoming's armor

* Agent_South flies back to the Mother of Invention.
<Zeta_AI> Disabling the Mother of Invention's sensors now.
<Zeta_AI> Opening the Mother of Invention's hangar doors.
<Mordred> Zeta, get me a line to California.
<Zeta_AI> On it, boss.
<Mordred> Hey, California.
<Mordred> Want to earn back that money I just took?
<Agent_California> Yes.
<Zeta_AI> Reactivating the Mother of Invention's systems now.
<Adamska_B156> Mordred, what is Carolina's status as of this moment
<Mordred> She's going to be dead, very soon.
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: Good
<Mordred> California, all you have to do is get Maine back to the Mother of Invention.
<Mordred> Think you can handle that?
<Agent_California> I need something... fast.
* Agent_South enters the recovery bay to find it's completely empty.
<Agent_South> Dammit it...
<Mordred> Now what?
<Zeta_AI> It may be tricky to...drop South a hint about where Carolina is.
<Zeta_AI> Without her finding out I'm helping her, of course.
<Zeta_AI> Should I contact her?
<Mordred> She doesn't know you're with me.
<Mordred> Go ahead.
* Zeta_AI establishes a connection with Agent_South
<Agent_California> Mordred, where are we?
<Mordred> California, there's a Pelican dropship on autopilot headed for your position.
<Mordred> You'll find it stocked with all the gear you need.
<Mordred> You and Maine load up and head back to the Mother of Invention.
<Agent_California> Thank you
<Mordred> Just make it snappy.
<Mordred> I'm in a bit of a hurry here.
* Agent_Wyoming notices a security camera turning to focus on North, Carolina and himself.
<Agent_Wyoming> Oh, bullocks.
* Agent_Wyoming quick-draws the revolver and blasts it.
<Zeta_AI> I've lost visual on the inside of the armoury.
<Zeta_AI> I cannot jettison them into space since the armoury is in the centre of the ship.
* Agent_California boards
<Mordred> California, you almost on board yet?
<Mordred> I'm not paying you by the hour here.
* Agent_California grabs BR55HB SR and MA5B
<Agent_California> I'm onboard.
<Mordred> Right then.
<Mordred> You and Maine head for the armory.
<Mordred> Try not to get your asses kicked this time.
* Agent_California carefully hides
<Agent_California> Maine, I'll cover you.
* Agent_Maine grabs himself 2 shotguns and places them on each shoulderblade.
<Mordred> Zeta, make sure the latest psychotic bitch doesn't kill her backup.
<Zeta_AI> Way ahead of you.
* Adamska_B156 continues watching from South's helmet cam whilst fiddling with his dummy 5.56 mm round
<Adamska_B156> South: No semantics, just do it
* Agent_Wyoming spots Agent_Maine rounding a corner.
<Agent_Wyoming> Heads up!
<Mordred> And the games begin.
<Mordred> Again.
* Agent_Texas comes out of nowhere and tackles South to the ground.
<Adamska_B156> FUCK!
<Mordred> Oh, boy.
<Zeta_AI> Damn.
<Mordred> I didn't see that one coming.
<Adamska_B156> mordred: you get the 10 billion credits anyway
<Mordred> California, get Maine over to the armory.
<Adamska_B156> Have zeta decompress the room
<Mordred> Adamska, they're in the deepest part of the ship.
<Mordred> That won't work.
<Zeta_AI> How oblivious are you? I just told you the armoury was in the middle of the ship.
<Zeta_AI> Not to mention it's heavily armoured.
<Adamska_B156> Damn
<Agent_South> Why do you care about her anyway?
<Agent_South> You two always hated each other.
<Agent_Texas> That's where you're wrong.
<Mordred> Oh, what the fuck.
<Mordred> Now it's a catfight.
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: What does zeta have control over
<Mordred> I think it's time to screw with our good friend Texas again.
<Zeta_AI> What do you have in mind?
<Mordred> Whatever you can.
<Adamska_B156> Do it, and you get double pay Mordred
* Zeta_AI detonates an entire rack of grenades perched behind Texas.
<Zeta_AI> Oh. So I can do that.
* Agent_California switches to BR55, shoots North's chest
* Agent_North grunts in pain and pulls California forward, punching him in the face
<Mordred> California, what did I say about not getting your ass kicked this time?
<Mordred> Finish the job.
* Agent_Carolina (~chatzilla@207.190.60.1) has joined #halo-fanon
<Mordred> Oh snap.
<Zeta_AI> Oh shoot.
<Adamska_B156> Oh shit!
<Agent_Texas> (COM) North, I need your help!
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Come to the armoury!
<Agent_North> (COM) On my way!
<Agent_North> Wyoming, take care of Cal.
* Agent_North sprints off
<Mordred> Son of a bitch.
<Mordred> Zeta, slow them down.
<Zeta_AI> Got it.
<Mordred> And would somebody just kill Carolina already?
* Zeta_AI cuts the power in the hallway where Wyoming is.
<Agent_South> We may be twins, but everyone always liked you better.
<Agent_North> I see you trying to kill our friends.
* Agent_South laughs.
<Agent_South> Friends?
<Mordred> You know, South might actually be useful if she'd stop being such an idiot.
<Mordred> Zeta, it's all on you.
<Zeta_AI> There's a problem.
<Mordred> I know there's a problem.
<Mordred> There's always a problem.
<Zeta_AI> Sigma got a hold of my trail.
<Zeta_AI> I have to cut it or he'll be onto me.
<Mordred> Oh, son of a bitch.
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: Fuck it, even if she kills Carolina, you're still getting all the pay anyway.
<Mordred> Pull out, Zeta.
<Mordred> Pull out now.
<Zeta_AI> Pulling out.
<Mordred> We've still got audio and visual feed.
* Mordred sighs.

<Zeta_AI> Disabling the Mother of Invention's sensors now.
<Zeta_AI> Opening the Mother of Invention's hangar doors.
* Agent_South flies back to the Mother of Invention.
* Agent_South lands in the hangar.
<Zeta_AI> Reactivating the Mother of Invention's systems now.
* Agent_South slips off for the recovery bay.
* Agent_South enters the recovery bay to find it's completely empty.
<Agent_South> Dammit it...
* Zeta_AI establishes a connection with Agent_South
<Zeta_AI> Agent South Dakota, do you hear me?
<Agent_South> Who is this?
<Zeta_AI> Your benefactor.
<Agent_South> Oh yeah? How do I know you're not someone who's trying to screw with me?
<Zeta_AI> I understand you're looking for Agent Carolina.
<Agent_South> Yeah? What's it to you?
<Zeta_AI> She's in the armoury, under heavy guard.
<Zeta_AI> With Agent Wyoming...and your brother.
* Agent_South swears.
<Agent_South> Well thanks for telling me.
<Zeta_AI> And as you know, the armoury is designed specifically to withstand damage.
<Agent_South> So what do you want me to do?
<Zeta_AI> Lure Wyoming and North away.
<Agent_South> And how do I do that?
<Zeta_AI> Be careful, South. Agent Texas is already suspicious.
<Zeta_AI> She may find you if you don't stay quiet.
<Agent_South> Yeah, thanks a lot.
<Agent_Wyoming> Hold up, sensors have something. It's no glitch this time.
<Theta_AI> They've entered the ship!
<Agent_Texas> (COM) North, Wyoming.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Go find them.
<Agent_Wyoming> (COM) What about Carolina?
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Just lock the armoury doors.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) I'm on my way back.
<Agent_North> (COM) I can guard her.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) No North, go with him.
<Agent_Texas> (COM) I have a feeling as to who it is. Don't let them get away
<Agent_Wyoming> (COM) Alright boss, we're moving.
<Zeta_AI> Okay South. Go.
<Agent_South> On it.
* Agent_South reaches the armoury.
<Agent_South> Hey, the doors are locked!
* Zeta_AI opens the doors.
<Zeta_AI> Not anymore.
* Agent_South enters the armoury, and slowly approaches Carolina's still form.
<Agent_South> Well well, look who it is.
<Agent_South> Number one agent.
<Agent_South> Too good for the rest of us.
<Agent_South> So good you had to get two AIs.
<Mordred> Zeta, tell South to stop dicking around.
<Zeta_AI> Get on with it, Agent South.
* Agent_South draws her pistol
<Agent_South> Good night, Carolina.
* Agent_Texas comes out of nowhere and tackles South to the ground.
<Agent_Texas> I should have known.
<Agent_South> You.
* Agent_Texas doesn't waste time talking and starts fighting South.
* Agent_South blocks the attacks but is slowly being pushed back.
<Agent_Texas> Is this what it's come to?
<Agent_Texas> You turning on your own fellow Freelancer?
<Agent_South> She stole my glory at the oil platform.
<Agent_Texas> No South, she saved your life.
<Agent_South> She always steals my glory!
<Agent_South> Why do you care about her anyway?
<Agent_South> You two always hated each other.
<Agent_Texas> That's where you're wrong.
<Agent_Texas> And that's something you've never understood.
* Agent_Texas lands several punches on South and stuns her by pinning her aginst the wall.
* Agent_South struggles but can't free herself.
* Agent_Texas lowers her fist.
<Agent_Texas> I won't kill you, South.
<Agent_Texas> I won't do anything to you.
<Agent_Texas> That I'll leave to North.
* Agent_South laughs humourlessly.
* Zeta_AI detonates an entire rack of grenades perched behind Texas.
* Agent_Texas slams hard into South from the impact.
* Agent_South throws Texas off her and pushes away.
* Agent_South scrambles for her gun.
<Agent_South> Maybe I can't beat you, Texas.
<Agent_South> I never could.
<Agent_South> But I finally have a shot at Carolina, and you're not going to take it away from me.
* Agent_Texas grabs South's hand and forces it upward, firing several shots into the ceiling.
* Agent_South struggles to free her grip on the pistol, but can't.
* Agent_Carolina (~chatzilla@207.190.60.1) has joined #halo-fanon
* Agent_South manages to shoot Tex in the shoulder, causing her to let go.
<Agent_Texas> Agh!
<Agent_Texas> (COM) North, I need your help!
<Agent_Texas> (COM) Come to the armoury!
<Agent_North> (COM) On my way!
* Agent_North runs into the armoury, pistol drawn
<Agent_North> South!
<Agent_South> North.
* Agent_Texas pushes South off him and throws her at North.
* Agent_Texas turns back to Carolina.
<Agent_Texas> Come on, wake up, dammit.
* Agent_North grabs south
<Agent_South> Do you see this, North?
<Agent_South> We may be twins, but everyone always liked you better.
<Agent_North> I see you trying to kill our friends.
* Agent_South laughs.
<Agent_South> Friends?
<Agent_South> Sorry, North.
* Agent_South twists North's wrist and frees herself.
* Agent_North jumps back
<Agent_North> What is it? The AI?
<Agent_North> Just because you never got one, you're pissed off?
<Agent_South> If only it were that simple.
<Agent_South> It's everything, North.
* Agent_North sighs

* Agent_Wyoming slows time with Gamma, pulling the grenade free and throwing it free of the battling Freelancers. It explodes just out of range, throwing both to the ground.
* Agent_Maine slowly gets up. Determined to stay conscious, he focuses himself onto the battle. He raises his hand but slowly and softly punches Wyoming before stumbling into a small and confined room nearby, going back into his evil fantasy.
* Agent_Wyoming gets up first.
* Agent_Texas hauls Carolina out of the armoury on the gurney.
* Agent_Carolina stirs groggily.
<Agent_Texas> Carolina!
<Agent_Texas> You're awake!
* Agent_Carolina comes to quickly, scowling at all the commotion.
<Agent_Carolina> Wh-what's going on...?
<Agent_Texas> We've got big problems.
<Agent_Texas> Can you fight?
* Agent_Carolina moves her injured arm stiffly, then clenches her good hand into a fist.
<Agent_Carolina> Always.
<Agent_Texas> Good.
* Agent_Texas reaches Carolina's room.
<Agent_Texas> Get your armour on.
* Agent_Carolina wrestles on her armor piece by piece, slow going with her bum arm.
* Agent_Texas helps Carolina out.
* Agent_Texas injects Carolina with an adrenaline shot.
* Agent_Carolina gives a shaky laugh as newfound energy courses through her.
<Agent_Carolina> Thanks.
<Agent_Texas> We'll give North a little family time.
<Agent_Texas> Let's go give Wyoming a hand.
* Agent_Texas leads Carolina down the hall to where Wyoming is.

<Agent_Texas> Carolina!
<Agent_Texas> You're awake!
<Mordred> Well, this is going to hell in a handbasket.
<Mordred> Hey, California, Carolina just woke up.
<Zeta_AI> Well, this is bad.
<Mordred> Very bad.
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: If you can kill 'em all, do it now
<Mordred> Adamska, I'm trying to concentrate here.
<Mordred> You aren't helping.
<Mordred> And they're both in the game now.
<Mordred> Well Zeta, any brilliant ideas?
<Zeta_AI> Maybe next time, boss.
<Mordred> I'm out.
<Agent_North> Y'know, if you'd been a little more patient, then you would have gotten your own AI
<Agent_South> "Patient"?
<Agent_North> Faster reflexes, increased strength and everything else.
<Agent_South> Just always be patient. Always wait.
<Agent_South> I've been waiting my whole life!
<Agent_South> And you're always put first.
<Mordred> Christ, does she ever stop complaining?

<Agent_North> You never were a patient one. Please, don't make me shoot.
<Agent_South> Just you and me, North.
<Agent_South> No number one to help you out.
<Agent_South> Sorry, I wish I didn't have to do this.
* Agent_South runs at North and disarms him.
* Agent_North counters her move and kicks her back. The pistol clatters to the floor between them
<Agent_North> I know all your moves, South.
<Agent_South> And I know yours.
<Agent_North> I suppose we're even.
<Agent_South> But you always hung back and watched, North.
<Agent_North> Well, you're in an armoury, I suppose. Try for the rifle and I might grab that pistol.
<Agent_North> Your move, south.
<Theta_AI> I wouldn't say quite even.
<Theta_AI> You've got me, North.
<Agent_South> You.
<Theta_AI> And for the record South, I never liked you.
<Theta_AI> You were too mopey
<Agent_South> Little asshole!
<Agent_North> Yeah, I was kind of waiting to mention you Theta.
* Agent_South lunges to attack North as if she could hurt Theta in the process.
* Agent_North sidesteps and slams her to the ground
<Agent_North> Y'know, if you'd been a little more patient, then you would have gotten your own AI
<Agent_South> "Patient"?
<Agent_North> Faster reflexes, increased strength and everything else.
<Agent_South> Just always be patient. Always wait.
<Agent_South> I've been waiting my whole life!
<Agent_South> And you're always put first.
<Agent_South> Why?
<Agent_North> Just because you were impatient.
<Agent_North> Well, there's one gun between us, and an armoury full of toys. Give up, Please.
<Agent_South> No.
<Agent_South> This time I'm not letting it go.
<Agent_South> It's been too many times.
* Agent_North sighs
* Agent_North grabs the pistol and turns to face South

* Agent_Texas bursts through the door.
* Agent_Carolina follows Texas, less dramatic but still menacing in Tex's shadow.
* Agent_Texas moves to help Wyoming.
<Agent_Texas> Oh, you boys are in trouble now.
* Agent_Wyoming sees Cal rising, and Maine holding his head as he walks away. Wyoming kicks Cal through the door.
<Agent_Texas> Look who I brought with me, Wyoming.
<Agent_Carolina> What the hell do you think you're all doing?!
* Agent_Carolina rushes after Tex, even as she berates the others while they're fighting.
<Agent_Texas> Long story. I'll explain later.
* Agent_Wyoming has pushed Cal in with the insane Maine.
<Agent_Wyoming> Hey, Cal. Best of luck.
* Agent_Wyoming locks the door.
* Agent_Carolina looks from agent to agent, unsure who's friend or foe.
<Agent_Texas> You boys are in for it now.
<Agent_Texas> Cause your team leader's back and she's not happy with you.
<Agent_California> Maine, you alright?
<Agent_Maine> nnnonoonnnn...
* Agent_Carolina hefts a pistol in her left hand.
<Agent_Maine> *meta.st.. st..bil....y*
* Agent_Carolina hears Maine's utterance and glances at him warily.
* Agent_California notices medpacks in the closet
* Agent_Texas rushes California, attacking him mercilessly with her bare hands.
<Agent_Texas> No you don't.
* Agent_Carolina approaches Maine, unsure whether to attack or aid.
<Agent_Texas> Take him, Carolina!
* Agent_Maine slowly gets up and smashes his helmet into the walls and punching them madly.
* Agent_Carolina gets closer to Maine, pistol trained on his head.
* Agent_Wyoming slumps against a wall outside, his fight with both Cal and Maine taking its toll.
* Agent_Wyoming puts a hand to his side, and it comes up bloody. He reapplies the pressure.
* Agent_California wearily shoots at Tex
* Agent_Texas takes the hit but doesn't slow.
* Agent_Texas doesn't let up and punches California repeatedly in the face and chest.
* Agent_Texas kicks California in the torso, sending him colliding with the wall.
<Agent_California> uugh...
* Agent_Texas finishes by grabing California by the foot and swings him around, slamming him headfirst into the wall.
* Agent_California passes out
* Agent_Maine slumps his head against the wall and slowly turns to Carolina. His memory in place, remembers.
<Agent_Maine> eeettt....ii.iota.
* Agent_Maine roars and smacks the pistol out of Carolina's hand.
* Agent_Carolina curses as the pistol goes flying and kicks Maine in the gut.
* Agent_Texas turns around and sees Carolina fighting Maine.
* Agent_Maine is determined to mine Eta and Iota out of Carolina's head and elbows her chest, arm and knee.
<Agent_Maine> thhhe....voicccee..
* Agent_Texas runs towards Maine.
* Agent_Maine goes onto his knees. He's becoming almost possessed by Sigma's vision.
* Agent_Carolina growls and punches Maine in the throat with her good fist.
* Agent_Carolina uses her other hand to knock Maine into the air with an uppercut.
* Agent_Carolina brings down her good hand on Maine's head, slamming him hard onto the ground.
* Agent_Maine trys to breathe again but his mind is already failing on him, as well as his own body. He falls unconscious.
* Agent_Texas stops just short of Maine, who is sprawled at her feet.
* Agent_California comes to and silently crawls away
* Agent_Texas turns.
<Agent_Texas> Oh, no you don't.
* Agent_California slumps
* Agent_Texas knees California in the face, causing the back of his head to collide with the wall.
* Agent_Texas grabs California, spins him around, and sends him sliding across the floor with a kick to his chest.
<Agent_Texas> I think we're just about done here.
* Agent_Carolina stands over Maine's body, victorious but bewildered as to why he went crazy.
<Adamska_B156> Texas: Have you ever wondered who was orchestrating this opera
* Agent_Texas looks at Carolina.
<Agent_Texas> At least you got to kick some ass today even though you were sleeping through most of it.
<Adamska_B156> Carolina: Have you ever wondered today if there was a puppet master?
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<Mordred> Zeta, get me a feed to South.
<Zeta_AI> Sorry, Sigma's still probing for me.
* Mordred sits back to watch the show.
<Mordred> Oh well.
<Mordred> Did my best.
<Mordred> Too bad about California and Maine.
<Zeta_AI> Yes. They really don't stand a chance now.
<Mordred> Well, on the bright side we won't have to worry about Maine anymore.
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: do you recommend I reveal myself as the puppetmaster?
<Zeta_AI> I don't like to speak uneloquently.
<Zeta_AI> But shut up, Adamska.
<Mordred> Adamska, you have two of the most dangerous commandos in the galaxy fighting on the same side.
<Mordred> You don't want to piss them off.
<Mordred> Well.
<Mordred> Any more than they already are.
<Mordred> Well, I am really glad I already got paid.
<Mordred> Because the client's about to die.
* Agent_North fires the pistol thrice into her lower abdomen
* Agent_South screams.
* Agent_South falls to the ground, clutching her wounds.
<Agent_South> North...
* Agent_North immediately drops the pistol
<Agent_North> South, I'm sorry.
* Agent_South grabs the pistol and shoots North in the legs.
<Agent_North> agh!
<Agent_South> Me too.
* Agent_South falls next to North, one hand on his chest.
* Mordred fetches popcorn.
<Mordred> The most powerful soldiers in the galaxy.
<Mordred> And they're all busy killing each other.
<Mordred> It's kind of tragic when you think about it, huh Zeta?
<Adamska_B156> Mordred: A toast to your efficiency
<Agent_South> No, North. We failed.
<Agent_South> Because we let them do it to us.
* Agent_South falls to the ground, and slips away into unconsciousness.
<Mordred> South's down.
<Agent_North> Yeah
* Agent_North falls unconscious
<Zeta_AI> So is North.
* Agent_Texas kicks California in the torso, sending him colliding with the wall.
<Agent_California> uugh...
* Agent_Texas finishes by grabing California by the foot and swings him around, slamming him headfirst into the wall.
* Agent_California passes out
<Mordred> California's down.
<Zeta_AI> And I'm not too confident on Maine's odds.
<Mordred> Well, it's not really our problem anymore.
<Zeta_AI> I still say we got something good out of it.
<Mordred> Well, yeah.
<Mordred> We got paid.
<Zeta_AI> Money is still money even if it comes from the hand of a fool.
* Agent_Carolina growls and punches Maine in the throat with her good fist.
* Agent_Carolina uses her other hand to knock Maine into the air with an uppercut.
* Agent_Carolina brings down her good hand on Maine's head, slamming him hard onto the ground.
* Agent_Maine trys to breathe again but his mind is already failing on him, as well as his own body. He falls unconscious.
* Agent_Texas knees California in the face, causing the back of his head to collide with the wall.
* Agent_Texas grabs California, spins him around, and sends him sliding across the floor with a kick to his chest.
<Mordred> And they're done.
<Zeta_AI> Saw that coming.
<Mordred> Zeta, California's going to squeal.
<Zeta_AI> You mean when he regains consciousness?
<Mordred> I think it's time we bailed.
<Zeta_AI> Right behind you...figuratively speaking.
* Mordred cuts the feed to Mother of Invention.
<Mordred> Adamska, if you know what's good for you you'll pray neither of them ever find out we were ever involved with any of this.
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<Agent_North> I'm not seeing Maine or California helping you, South.
<Agent_South> You want Maine or California?
<Agent_North> Nope. Maine's too slow and Cal annoys me. All that hiding.
<Agent_North> I know you, at least.
<Agent_South> If you knew me, you'd have been there for me when I needed you!
<Agent_North> You know full well I can't be around all the time.
* Agent_North glances towards a shock baton on the table
<Agent_South> You never spoke up for me.
<Agent_South> You never sided with me.
<Agent_South> Always with Carolina and York and Washington.
<Agent_North> Oh, you did more than enough speaking of your own, South.
* Agent_South moves to attack again.
* Agent_North grabs the shock baton, activates it and spins round, smashing it over South's head.
* Agent_South flinches but recovers quickly, and grabs North and smashes him so hard into the wall he gets stuck.
<Agent_South> I hope that didn't hurt.
<Agent_North> No, but I think this will. I'm sorry, South.
* Theta_AI emits a flash charge from North's armour, blinding South.
* Agent_North fires the pistol thrice into her lower abdomen
* Agent_South screams.
* Agent_South falls to the ground, clutching her wounds.
<Agent_South> North...
* Agent_North immediately drops the pistol
<Agent_North> South, I'm sorry.
* Agent_South grabs the pistol and shoots North in the legs.
<Agent_North> agh!
<Agent_South> Me too.
* Agent_South falls next to North, one hand on his chest.
<Agent_South> Why'd you side with them, North?
<Agent_North> I could ask you the same question.
<Agent_North> They're honest, or at least more than the Director
<Agent_South> I guess that's why they did all this.
<Agent_South> We were twins.
<Agent_South> They wanted to experiment with us.
<Agent_South> See what happens when one got everything and the other got screwed over.
<Agent_South> Well, here we are...
<Agent_North> I guess they failed then.
<Agent_South> No, North. We failed.
<Agent_South> Because we let them do it to us.
* Agent_South falls to the ground, and slips away into unconsciousness.
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<Agent_North> Yeah
* Agent_North falls unconscious

<Agent_Texas> Come on, let's haul these two to the holding cells.
* Agent_Carolina then turns her attention to Texas.
<Agent_Carolina> I kicked my teammate's ass!
<Agent_Texas> It wasn't him, Carolina.
<Agent_Texas> It was Sigma.
<Agent_Texas> And...Penny's dead.
<Agent_Texas> California though, he's a clear-cut traitor.
* Agent_Carolina looks shocked, then suspicious, then wearily sad.
<Agent_Carolina> Sigma... dammit.
* Agent_Texas puts California and Maine on a gurney and hauls them out of the room.
<Agent_Texas> Come on, let's go see if North's alright.
<Agent_Carolina> Yeah.
<Agent_Wyoming> I'd love to, but . . . I'm afraid I must beg some assistance.
* Agent_Texas helps Wyoming to his feet.
<Agent_Texas> South has some things to answer for too.
<Agent_Carolina> Good idea.
* Agent_Wyoming reveals the bloody tear in his armor's suit.
<Agent_Wyoming> That grenade threw a bit of shrapnel my way.
<Agent_Texas> You need some medical treatment too.
<Agent_Wyoming> It would have been worse, if not for Gamma.
<Agent_Texas> Well, what do you know. The sly bastard did some good.
* Agent_Texas reaches the armoury with Carolina and Wyoming.
* Agent_Carolina walks over to the twins, noting all the blood.
<Agent_Texas> Wyoming, I'll keep Maine in your care.
<Agent_Texas> As soon as you're recovered, I want you to get Sigma out of Maine's head.
<Agent_Wyoming> I'll take care of it.
<Agent_Wyoming> These AI. They're a double-edged knife.
<Agent_Wyoming> Just as dangerous to us as they make us to our enemies.
* Agent_Carolina leans down stiffly and checks North's pulse, and is satisfied.
<Agent_Carolina> North's gonne be okay, if we can stop the bleeding.
* Agent_Carolina completely ignores South, though her injuries are much worse than North's.
<Agent_Texas> Carolina, help Wyoming and the twins there too for medical treatment.
<Agent_Texas> They'll need to get those bullets taken out of them.
<Agent_Texas> I'll bring Cal and Maine to the holding cells and see you at recovery.
* Agent_Texas places South none-too-gently on a trolley.
<Agent_Carolina> North? Can you hear me?
<Agent_Texas> Come on, get him to the bay first.
* Agent_Texas helps move North carefully onto a trolley.
* Agent_Wyoming is wheeled away with the twins.
* Agent_Texas hauls Cal and Maine down the other side hallway.
* Agent_Carolina pushes the trolley with her good arm, grimfaced.
* Agent_Carolina reaches the recovery bay and help the doctors move the Freelancers onto some beds.
* Agent_Wyoming grabs a medic's arm.
<Agent_Wyoming> Save the anesthetic for the real wounded, mate.
<Agent_Wyoming> Just find me a bottle of good rum.
<Agent_Wyoming> And Earl Gray, if you have any.
* Agent_Texas enters the medical bay alone.
<Agent_Texas> Well, it's been almost 8 hours.
<Agent_Texas> The others will be in for a hell of a story when they wake up.
<Agent_Texas> I'll leave you guys here, if you don't mind.
<Agent_Texas> I need to have a word with Carolina.
* Agent_Texas exits with Carolina and the doors slide shut behind them.
<Agent_Carolina> Dammit... next time I'm out like that, Texas, just wake me up and gimme some painkillers.
<Agent_Texas> Sorry. We were in an emergency.
<Agent_Texas> Carolina...I couldn't have done it without you.
* Agent_Carolina leans against the wall, cradling her useless arm with her functional one, seemingly unaffected.
<Agent_Carolina> Maybe, maybe not.
<Agent_Texas> You're still not fully recovered yet.
<Agent_Texas> You need to rest as well.
* Agent_Texas sighs.
<Agent_Texas> We're a few Freelancers short now, and we have some new...enemies to deal with.
<Agent_Texas> This really sets back our plan to find the director.
* Agent_Carolina looks up at Tex, somewhat wild-eyed.
<Agent_Carolina> If this arm's gonna take too long to heal, I want a better one.
<Agent_Texas> Take it easy.
<Agent_Texas> We've got time.
<Agent_Texas> But look...while you were out, the director contacted me.
<Agent_Texas> I'm pretty sure he was behind all this.
<Agent_Texas> If he really wants us to find him like you said...he's really not making it easy.
<Agent_Carolina> Behind what? Making our teammates go crazy? How?
* Agent_Texas grimaces.
<Agent_Texas> He has to answer for that.
<Agent_Texas> As always.
<Agent_Carolina> Before Maine attacked me, he said... he said their names.
<Agent_Texas> Yeah. I figured.
<Agent_Texas> I did some digging last night, and I figured it all out.
<Agent_Texas> During your classes, did Sigma ask about...metastability?
* Agent_Carolina frowns, as if unable to recall.
<Agent_Carolina> Ugh.... they're whispering again...
* Agent_Carolina reaches back and turns Eta and Iota off.
<Agent_Texas> I think they woke you up when they saw you were in danger.
<Agent_Texas> Wyoming's right...these things are a doubled-edged blade.
<Agent_Carolina> That... that word. Meta... something? Sigma may have mentioned it, but these two seem to know what it is, too.
<Agent_Texas> I think Sigma is looking to capture every AI fragment that the director created.
<Agent_Texas> Since each of them is only a part of an individual, Sigma wants to put them all together and become whole.
<Agent_Texas> So he's hunting the Freelancers with AIs.
<Agent_Carolina> Using Maine...
<Agent_Texas> But what I don't understand is, why would he fall in with the director?
<Agent_Texas> If the director ripped all these traits from a single AI, he wouldn't want Sigma to achieve metastability.
* Agent_Carolina turns around and punches the wall with her good arm.
<Agent_Carolina> I GAVE him that AI!
<Agent_Carolina> Dammit!
* Agent_Texas gives a humourless smile, despite the seriousness of the situation.
<Agent_Texas> Well, at least it's not you hunting down the Freelancers.
<Agent_Texas> They'd stand no chance.
* Agent_Texas becomes serious again.
<Agent_Texas> Carolina, something doesn't add up.
<Agent_Carolina> I'd say.
<Agent_Texas> The director wouldn't let Maine turn against the Freelancers even if it gets us out of his way.
* Agent_Carolina is calm again, and appears thoughtful.
<Agent_Texas> I feel like we're being manipulated somehow.
* Agent_Texas freezes.
<Agent_Texas> Wait a minute...
<Agent_Carolina> What?
<Agent_Texas> When I dropped off Cal and South in the holding cells...
<Agent_Texas> ...he wasn't there. The mercenary.
<Agent_Texas> How could I have missed that?
* Agent_Carolina frowns.
<Agent_Carolina> The... mercenary? What mercenary?
<Agent_Texas> There was a mercenary who was stealing information on the Freelancer project.
<Agent_Texas> I detained him, and wanted to have some words with him...my own way.
<Agent_Texas> But the director insisted on talking to him privately.
<Agent_Texas> After that...I saw...
* Agent_Texas trails off.
<Agent_Texas> He was on the dropship. The director let him go.
<Agent_Texas> And...Cal knew about it. He was there. That explains everything!
<Agent_Texas> But...that couldn't be all.
<Agent_Texas> It had to be important.
<Agent_Texas> Not just the mercenary...
<Agent_Texas> What if...
<Agent_Texas> What if the director gave the mercenary an AI fragment?
<Agent_Texas> I wouldn't be surprised if the director saw it coming. Sigma turning against us.
<Agent_Texas> That's it...the director loosed Maine on us knowing that Sigma will never find every single fragment.
<Agent_Carolina> The bastard.
<Agent_Texas> Carolina. We need to find the mercenary. And we need to get that AI back.
<Agent_Carolina> ... why? So Maine can come after us for every one of them?
* Agent_Texas turns to look at Carolina.
<Agent_Texas> Carolina, these AIs are dangerous. In the wrong hands...
<Agent_Texas> I was wondering how the ship was being torn apart by...by an unknown force.
<Agent_Texas> Grenades exploding on their own.
<Agent_Texas> Power shorting out.
<Agent_Texas> Gravity disappearing.
<Agent_Texas> The ship opening itself up.
<Agent_Texas> That AI is more dangerous than Maine.
<Agent_Texas> We were lucky to win that fight.
* Agent_Texas meets Carolina's eyes.
<Agent_Texas> Then again...maybe it was because of you.
<Agent_Texas> Before you woke, I kept trying, and trying, and trying.
<Agent_Texas> And no matter what, I just couldn't keep up.
<Agent_Texas> I can't lead these Freelancers, Carolina.
<Agent_Texas> That's your job.
<Agent_Carolina> Yeah. And in case you haven't noticed, I spend more time wondering what the hell is going on than actually solving anything.
* Agent_Carolina looks away frustratedly.
<Agent_Texas> Well...once we get Sigma out of Maine's head, I'm sure South and Cal have a lot to explain.
<Agent_Texas> Maybe they can answer your questions.
<Agent_Carolina> All the Director had to do was chip away at faults that already existed. Because I didn't keep them in line.
<Agent_Texas> Well, once everyone hears what happened, they'll be listening you.
<Agent_Texas> Let's be honest, every Freelancer in the program wants a piece of the director for one reason or another.
<Agent_Texas> But now it's personal.
* Agent_Carolina seems to buck up a little, maybe out of pride or perhaps genuine courage.
<Agent_Carolina> When I woke up, you were wheeling me down some hallway.
<Agent_Carolina> What was that about?
* Agent_Texas looks away.
<Agent_Texas> I found South standing in front of you. About to kill you.
<Agent_Texas> I stopped her. North showed up, and I decided to get you out of there.
* Agent_Carolina looks surprised for a moment, then sighs.
<Agent_Carolina> Should've guessed.
<Agent_Carolina> Uh... thanks.
* Agent_Texas shakes her head.
<Agent_Texas> It shouldn't have happened. I asked North and Wyoming to leave you to find Cal and Maine.
<Agent_Texas> If you were killed, it would have been my fault.
* Agent_Carolina smirks.
<Agent_Carolina> One thing you didn't fail at.
* Agent_Texas chuckles quietly.
<Agent_Texas> Yeah.
<Agent_Texas> At least it counts for something too.
<Agent_Texas> I didn't think South was like that...
<Agent_Texas> ...I told North to watch her, but I would never have thought...
<Agent_Carolina> Nobody would have.
<Agent_Carolina> We're supposed to be a team.
<Agent_Carolina> We're supposed to look out for each other.
<Agent_Carolina> Not... stab each other in the back.
* Agent_Texas laughs bitterly.
<Agent_Texas> I guess CT was on our side all along.
<Agent_Texas> We just didn't realize it at the time...
<Agent_Texas> ...well, I didn't.
* Agent_Carolina looks very uncomfortable at the mention of CT.
<Agent_Texas> You were the only one who did.
* Agent_Texas pulls out a dog tag from her armour.
<Agent_Texas> This helped me figure out what the director's done.
* Agent_Carolina raises an eyebrow.
<Agent_Texas> CT left it for me.
<Agent_Texas> She...said I was trustworthy.
<Agent_Texas> And she called me a friend.
* Agent_Carolina listens with a grim expression.
* Agent_Texas clenches her fist around the dog tag.
<Agent_Texas> I could have taken her alive. I know that.
<Agent_Texas> She was on the ground.
<Agent_Carolina> ... were you using Omega at the time... by any chance?
* Agent_Texas nods slowly.
* Agent_Carolina sighs wearily, realizing something.
<Agent_Carolina> You're right. These AI have been tearing us apart all along.
<Agent_Texas> No.
<Agent_Texas> Theta saved North today, twice.
<Agent_Texas> Gamma saved Wyoming.
<Agent_Texas> And...your AIs woke you up when we needed you the most.
<Agent_Texas> I think that if we stop using them as the director wants us to...they can be our friends as well.
<Agent_Carolina> They're traits. What the hell is Omega supposed to be?
<Agent_Texas> Rage.
<Agent_Texas> And I never want to use him again.
* Agent_Carolina gives a curt nod of approval.
<Agent_Texas> So.
<Agent_Texas> We wanted a lead on the director.
<Agent_Texas> I'd say this mercenary's a good place to start.
<Agent_Texas> We'll see what South and Cal know about him, and we'll find him.
<Agent_Texas> We'll make him pay for Penny.
<Agent_Texas> And then we'll find the director.
* Agent_Texas stands up.
* Agent_Carolina reaches up and pinches the bridge of her nose, wincing.
<Agent_Carolina> You know what?
<Agent_Carolina> All this time, all those missions...
<Agent_Carolina> I've never looked forward to anything like I'm looking forward to getting my hands on the Director.
<Agent_Texas> That makes two of us.
<Agent_Carolina> Funny how all his hard work is gonna bite him in the ass.
<Agent_Texas> Yeah.
<Agent_Texas> Well, the others are going to be waking up soon. I think a debriefing is due.
<Agent_Texas> I think everyone has the right to know now about these AIs.
* Agent_Carolina pulls a stim from her belt storage and pops it into the crook of her right elbow.
<Agent_Carolina> You can do the honors.
<Agent_Texas> Sure thing. You need your rest.
<Agent_Texas> It's been a long night.
<Agent_Texas> I'll check up to see how Wash is recovering from Epsilon. And then I'll get York and some others to start fixing the holes we punched in the ship.
* Agent_Carolina snorts.
<Agent_Carolina> Rest?
<Agent_Carolina> I don't think any of us are going to get any real rest until this is over with.
<Agent_Texas> Carolina, you're only human.
<Agent_Texas> It might seem like a setback sometimes.
<Agent_Texas> But really, you should be glad of it.
<Agent_Texas> It's more than some of us get...
* Agent_Carolina eyes the still visible wires from Tex's wounds and nods slightly.
<Agent_Carolina> Okay.
<Agent_Carolina> But if anybody tries to off me this time, they won't live to regret it.
* Agent_Texas laughs quietly.
<Agent_Texas> I'll bet.
* Agent_Texas leaves Carolina to the doctors and heads off to see if the others are awake.
<Agent_Texas> What a hell of a night...