"Dear Sarge: kicking ass in outer space, wish you were here!"
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Craig | |
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Biographical Information | |
TITLES |
The Brute |
ALIAS |
Monke |
DATE OF BIRTH |
May 28, 2560 |
DATE OF DEATH |
May 28, 2560 (Repealed) |
HOMEWORLD |
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Physical Information | |
SPECIES |
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GENDER |
Male |
HEIGHT |
2.7 Meters (9 feet) |
WEIGHT |
He's insecure about it. |
HAIR COLOR |
None |
EYE COLOR |
Yellow |
Political/Military Information | |
SPECIALTY |
Melee Combat |
RANK |
Berserker (Formerly) |
AFFILIATION |
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[Source] |
- "I'll tear you apart!"
- ―Craig moments before his supposed death at the hands of Spartan-II John-117.
Craig, also known by the titles of Craig the Brute and Monke (Fan Name), was a genetically modified Jiralhanae created by the Banished using a Palace of Pain on Installation 07. His augmentations bolstered him to adulthood in mere hours, and Craig was later deployed to battle Spartan-II John-117. However, he was supposedly killed by the Spartan and left for dead. At an unknown date, he was retrieved by the mercenary crew known as Baka Mitai, consisting of seven humans and a mutated hamster. Craig defected from the Banished and joined the crew, escaping the Installation with Baka Mitai, heading to the frontier where they made another name for themselves; Dame Da Ne.