User:Rollersox/SPARTAN-99993

"I like chips and cheese and jellyfish and shark and fish and chips and cheese and jellyfish and buffalo and pink dragons and..."

- SPARTAN-99993

"Wow...are those stars...?"

- SPARTAN-99993

"SPARTAN-99993! What are ya doin'!"

- Drill instructor

"Sir, I'm eating milk sir!"

- SPARTAN-99993 in conversation with DI (above)

"My baby is so fat!!"

- SPARTAN-99993's mom

"Man, I feel like I'm so tired!"

- SPARTAN-99993 after running a millimeter

SPARTAN-99993, or more commonly known as "The Ass-Pucker," was a fat SPARTAN-II who had mental issues and could not cope with life properly. He would randomly dance in the shower, causing him to be beat daily inside the bathroom. It is currently unknown how he got into the SPARTAN-II Program.

It is suspected that Dr. Catherine Halsey inspected the incorrect boy.