User:Justanothergrunt/Bryan Johansen

Bryan Johansen, better known as "DJBJ", mostly due to his own self advertisement, was a failing Australian DJ, then crewmember of the Mighty Red Faclon, on which he was often beaten up by the rest of the crew. He is also in something of a relationship with Elizabeth Caesar.

Early Life
Bryan was born and raised in Sydney, Australia. He went to a Private School, and failed miserably in the majority of his tests and exams. DJBJ dropped out of school at the age of 15, and procceded to pursue a job as a DJ at local clubs. BJ was not alltogether popular with the locals, and after (and on a rare occasion during) perfomances, he would be hunted down and beaten by the audience.

Mighty Red Falcon
The Mighty Red Falcon, had been in need of crew for sometime, they journeyed to Earth, namely Australia, in order to pick up people who would be willing to help. DJBJ was the second to join, as wanted to both prove himself, and escape his life. DJBJ instantly took the job of controlling the ships Communication equiptment, and when they were attacked by Covenant Loyalists, looking for the Grunts on H'ck,DJBJ (actually mainly Judas Rimmer and Aaron Davids the ships captain and second in command) blocked the other ships transmissions. When they were boarded, BJ in an attempt to escape, hid behind several barrels of petrol, and accidentally tipped one over, it spilt into the Covenant ship and eventually was sent alight by Paul Habib.

On the ship, BJ is often tormented and Bullied by the other people on the ship, so far only Ihnn hasn't done somaething to injure him. DJBJ has:
 * Had a automatic door continously slam his head, courtesy of Rimmer.
 * Had his head stuck against the wheel of a warthog as it revved, courtesy of Jewk and Paul.
 * Been thrown into the ships sewage, courtesy of Elizabeth.
 * Been injected with morphine, then bashed in the head with a crwobar, courtesy of Naboo.
 * Been tied up and used as a Boxing Bag, courtesy of Aaron Davids.
 * Been forced to sleep on the floor in the Engine room, courtesy of Dan Iskan.
 * Been run over by a mongoose, courtesy of Ornar Badtum(ee).
 * Had his head grated with a cheese grater, courtesy of Bollo.

Despite this, DJBJ seems to take all this punishment in his stride, and still pictures the crew as his friends.