User:Sonasaurus/ODSTSuperSpartan

ODSTSuperSpartan is an infamous troll known for his attacks on the #Halo-Fanon IRC Channel in the last months of 2010 and into early 2011. Assumed to be a young and eager (although inexperienced) troll, the defining element of ODSTSuperSpartan's known life was his relentless pursuit of operator status on the IRC and adminship on Halo Fanon; and remaining incapable of understanding that his methods of going about getting these statuses were not going to yield results.

Early Life and Education
ODSTSuperSpartan's early life is largely unknown to many historians and researchers. What is gathered from conversations with him is that he was born some time after the year 2000, in the Russian city of Vladivostok. Attending the Moscow State University (which is impossible, given his age), ODST is stated to have studied three degrees simultaneously, of English, Russian and Maths; however, his English and Maths skills generally cast doubt on this.

IRC Trolling
"Jealously leads to hate, hate leads to anger, anger....leads to RAEGQUIT!!!1!1!11"

- CommanderTony

ODSTSuperSpartan first appeared on the IRC in July 2009 (as seen here), demanding to be made admin. After a long hiatus, he reappeared again in late November 2010, again with a demand to be granted administrator rights. Despite his terrible spelling and grammar, he was politely turned down, resulting in his rage-spamming and the mishaps that followed. He was banned from #halopedia shortly afterward, but it was just the beginning for #halo-fanon.

Obsession with 'Haz Admin'
"Our cruisers can't repel bad spelling and grammar of this magnitude!"

- ONI recon 111, on ODSTSuperSpartan's spelling and grammar

ODSTSuperSpartan attempted many times to gain administration on Halo Fanon. Because of his many attempts and ultimate failure, a kindhearted gesture by a well-meaning user yielded that ODSTSuperSpartan would Op abuse if given such privlages - and thus lost any remaining chance he had of achieving his goal. After much difficult deciphering, it is confirmed that his reasons are:
 * He claims to have tested the Halo 3 and Halo Reach Beta. At least, he claims to have done so.
 * He claims to knows people in Bungie that will ban us from Halo Reach unless we give him admin. Apparently they can do so even though they don't know our gamertags.
 * He claims his dad is rich and can send us lots of money if we make him admin.
 * He claims he will keep coming back and bugging us unless we give him admin.

Communism
ODSTSuperSpartan frequently expressed his love of Communism, and asserted that he was a Communist. He said "i love russia and soviet union", pointing out how superior the USSR (now-dissolved) was to the USA, and frequently gave anti-American sentiment. Despite being fanatically loyal to the Soviet Union and Communism, ODST was a Christian, and claimed that his father was "rich", both in direct contradiction of Soviet Communist ideology.

ODST believed that Stalin was alive, and did not die in 1953; apparently he faked his death and lives still today at the age of 132 years. Apparently, Stalin is like Jesus and will never die, and is ODST's hero/idol; he was quoted as saying "STALIN 4 MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!". ODST's ultimate goal in life was to meet and befriend Stalin, as he said on one occasion "i hop i can 1 day see him adn b my friend." ODST was doggedly critical of Lenin and responded with more swear words than usual when Stalin was insulted, as was expertly exploited by Beth in a counter-trolling operation.

Admin Impersonation
Following his ban from the IRC, ODSTSuperSpartan has attempted to regain access to #halo-fanon by impersonating admins. He had taken the usernames of CommanderTony and Ajax 013, to no success, as seen here and here. His bad grammar and spelling blew his cover, however.

Ban Evasion
"How about you spend some time away from the computer, get a life, and actually do something worthwhile for the holidays? It's really sad when you have to spend your Christmas trying to piss people off."

- Sona 'Demal

After many amusing encounters (logged here), and multiple IP/username bans, he kept coming back, spamming #halo-fanon and #AAO until he was removed again. Finally, both channels were issued with channel mutes to shut him up, which worked fairly well until Ajax 013 found a second solution.

Current Status
On December 27, 2010, after using many proxies and alternative IDs, ODSTSuperSpartan was removed from our presence momentarily by Ajax 013, who set a gateway ban on him. However, he still appears on #AAO occasionally, but is unable to send messages. Later, Subtank revised his ban to apparently keep him out for good, but it turns out not to have worked. After the channel lockdown for #halo-fanon was lifted for less than a week, it became a necessity to be applied once again. ODSTSuperSpartan sometimes found ways to obtain a voice flag, and is currently using every opportunity on the channel to spam others with false messages of wikia closing down and sending bugged links. No one has so far viewed his link after the warning of a Trojan horse present in the virus.

Intentions
"This guy deserves his own Uncyclopedia article."

- Sona 'Demal

"He doesn't have one?"

- Maslab

It is unknown whether he is actually Russian, or whether he's an actual troll. However, due to the fact that he persistently demands administration even after other users enjoy retaliating against him him, it is possible he was not looking for people to troll, but genuinely believes he can become an administrator.

Quotes
You have my sincerest apologies if you can't understand the quotes below. Very few of us can, really.

NOTE: The quotes are spelled exactly as written by ODSTSuperSpartan

"I beta tester for reach, I want admin."

"Fuck you A32 you annoy go away."

"Make me admin I send you lots of money over internet."

"Shut up why you racist"

"My english prefrect I have english degree."

"I tell bungie and they ban you from halo 4 ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

"U jealous vladivostok is beatiful sity!"

"lenis was dick sucker fuck him and u STALIN 4 MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!"

"stalin was our king president he live 4 ever like god adn jesus wuld live 4 ever if he not killed fuck those romans and jews"

"ur a rwtarded bicth asshole"

"i take englsih, russian adn maths 4 degrees OMG fuck u in ur ASSHOEL"

"omg shut the fuck up u bicthi asshle fagt im leave u fucking annoy"

"hey can i b admin now? plz? MAKE ME 1 PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

"I WILL B ADMIN YES I WILL U JUST W8 ur rong dude"

"i will spam u guys if i hav 2"

"as of 2 day, if u dont make me admin in 24 ours, i commit war on u all"

"god bles the soviet union"

"UR A FUCKING RETARD U FUCKING ASSHEOL BICTH MUTHERFUCKR ASS, ALL OF U PPL R RETAERDS"

"if u dont make me admin, i tell police abo [this] page adn they arrest u 4 offense"

"brit english fucking suck adn englsh is fucking bullshit language russian much better"

"u all suckbicth"

Alises
"Fool me once, fuck you. Fool me twice...errr, fuck you!"

- (The real) CommanderTony


 * ODSTSuperSparta
 * OSTDSuperSpartan
 * OSDTSuperSpartan
 * OSSTSuperSpartan
 * Ajax 013
 * Dragonclaws
 * AR|
 * CommanderTony
 * TheRealFableNexus
 * MAKEMEADMIN
 * Lord_Strathcona