User:Rozh/Old Profile

Hey,, welcome to my page. I'm a semi-veteran on this site (meaning I'm an experienced user though I haven't reached the two year mark) and I support newbies, not noobies. :P Anyways, I'm an extensive writer and on my spare time I help newbies with creating legit articles; I do not flame at anytime nor do I plan to; as for the one to three times that I have, I deeply regret it. Flaming is a growing issue on this site so I feel I should address it.

Also, if you were wondering, I am also 0rbital, though this secondary account is currently being phased out.

I am currently working on two expansive units:


 * The expansive Infinity Universe, which spans from the days of the Forerunners to the fall of the fall of the UNSC.


 * Revelation, something I made on my secondary account which I will be switching into my property. It involves the UNSC's collapse in 2562, the fight to reunite humanity, the restoration of order to the human sphere, and so on.

Joke of the Week: Why the Rangers Rule and I'm Joining the Navy
Military Rules by Service

Marine Corps Rules:

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.

2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.

3. Have a plan.

4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.

5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a 4.

7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.

8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)

9. Use cover and concealment as much as possible.

10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.

11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.

13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

Navy SEALS Rules:

1. Look very cool in sunglasses.

2. Kill every living thing within view.

3. Adjust speedo.

4. Check hair in mirror.

US Army Rangers Rules:

1. Walk 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving. 2. Locate individuals requiring killing.

3. Request permission via radio from Higher to perform killing.

4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.

5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

US Army Rules:

1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.

2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.

3. Curse bitterly.

4. Curse bitterly.

5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.

6. Curse bitterly.

US Air Force Rules:

1. Have a cocktail.

2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.

3. See what's on HBO.

4. Ask "What is a gunfight?"

5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation.

6. Wine & dine key Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.

7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.

8. Declare the assets strategic and never deploy them operationally.

9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.

10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.

US Navy Rules:

1. Go to Sea.

2. Drink Coffee.

3. Deploy Marines.

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Polls
June 2009 — Are you familiar with Halo: Infinity? Yes No Yes and I enjoy its many unfinished works :) What is it?

Guestbook
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Favorites
Here are some pages that I like, along with their authors, that I think you should check out:


 * Halo: Why We Fight - Me - The story of the massive Operation: RED SUN. Its my longest yet and I'm not yet finished with Ch 2. iT
 * Trax Zadum - Captain Tyrant - A good, original Elite article. Definitely not my writing style, which is why I like it.

Others will be added as I like them. :P