User:Auguststorm1945/Welcome to the IRC

A user subpage for various Irk Shenanigans.

No Soup?
[16:22] * Ajax_013 glares at channel [16:22] <+[Leo]> Lol my cat is rolling about, sleeping in my sock drawer [16:22] * Ajax_013 curls up into a ball with hot soup [16:22] * [Leo] glares at Ajax [16:22] <+Ajax_013> fuck you, I'm ill [16:22] == [Leo] has changed nick to [Soup_Nazi] [16:22] <+[Soup_Nazi]> NO SOUP FOR YOU [16:22] * [Soup_Nazi] refunds Ajax's money and revokes the Soup [16:22] == Ajax_013 has changed nick to Soup_Jew [16:22] <+[Soup_Nazi]> xD [16:23] * Soup_Jew gets a baseball bat [16:23] * Soup_Jew beats leo to death [16:23] <+Soup_Jew> BOINK [16:23] <+[Soup_Nazi]> no u [16:23] <+[Soup_Nazi]> I disprove of this blatant TF2 reference!

ihai
[08:43] <+[Aeolus]> rawrz [08:43] <+Athena32> ihai [08:45] <+[Aeolus]> "ihai"? [08:45] <+Athena32> I'm worn out right now, not tohoinking/operation properly [08:45] <+Athena32> O.o [08:45] <+Athena32> *thinking [08:45] <+[Aeolus]> I see [08:45] <+Athena32> *operating

Descriptive
[13:16] <+Subtank> I think I'm in that place where with the other ship.

More Nazis
[22:40] * [Soup_Nazi] bashes SPARTAN-A110 with a soup spoon [22:41] == SPARTAN-A110 has changed nick to [Desert_Nazi] [22:41] * [Desert_Nazi] stabs [Soup_Nazi] with a desert fork [22:41] <@[Soup_Nazi]> *dessert [22:41] <+[Desert_Nazi]> shit [22:41] * [Soup_Nazi] smashes [Desert_Nazi] dead for bad grammar [22:41] == [Desert_Nazi] has changed nick to [Dessert_Nazi] [22:42] <@[Soup_Nazi]> JUST DESSERTS, EH? [22:42] * [Dessert_Nazi] pwns [Soup_Nazi] instantly [22:42] <+[Dessert_Nazi]> Yes.

Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
[16:19] <+Superintendent> Oh, [Leo]... [16:20] * Superintendent sharpens her  [16:20] <@[Leo]> >.> [16:20] <+Superintendent> If BlackMesa isn't out in March like you said a few weeks ago... [16:20] * Superintendent sharpens her again... ;) [16:20] <@[Leo]> Uh...yeah...uh [16:20] <@[Leo]> I have 33 days >.>

Ri5ULlcu
[15:38] <+Superintendent> Qm9yZWQ=.... [15:38] <+Superintendent> Qm9yZWQ=.... [15:39] <+Auguststorm1945> Yes? [15:39] <+Superintendent> T2gsIG5vdGhpbmc=. :P [15:40] <+Superintendent> QmluYXJ5IEZUVyE=!!

Ah, what?
[14:37] <@LOMI> <|AR|> (>◕.◕)> [14:37] <@LOMI> <|AR|> (>◕.◕)> (>^.^)> [14:37] <@LOMI> <|AR|> (>◕.(>O.O)> [14:37] <@LOMI> <|AR|> (>◕.(>◕.O)> [14:37] <@LOMI> <|AR|> (>◕.(>◕.◕)> [14:37] <@LOMI> <|AR|> (>◕.◕)> (>◕.◕)> (>^.^)> [14:37] <@LOMI> Sex zombies? o.0

Ajaxperiences
[20:44] * Oh_Six_Niner has been through his share of Ajaxperiences [20:45] * Tiger_Blood read that as "Ajaxpenises." [20:45] <@Tiger_Blood> B) [20:45] <+Oh_Six_Niner> XD

Do not feed the trolls
[15:34] <+supercavitation> anyone here tried COTR-ing one of ODSTSS's attempts to get unbanned? [15:34] <+supercavitation> it's rather fun [15:35] * IIIIIII slaps supercavitation [15:35] <@IIIIIII> READ THE TOPIC!

The cake is a lie!
[08:37]  :D [08:38] * Athena32 gives [Leo_Fox] a 'awkward misunderstanding over' cake [08:38]  it's chocolate. [08:39] <@[Leo_Fox]> I'm allergic [08:40]  it's cheesecake. [08:40] <@[Leo_Fox]> Still allergic [08:41]  sponge cake. [08:41] * [Leo_Fox] is dead from allergic reaction [08:41]  fruit cake! fruit cake! [08:42]  The cake is a lie!

Department Head
[09:46]  You know what we need? Some sort of quality control. [09:46] <@[Leo_Fox]> I concur [09:46] <@[Leo_Fox]> Matt, you are head of the Quality Control Department [09:46]  :| [09:47]  which, essentially, would be a position in which I pick fights with other users over articles [09:47] <@[Leo_Fox]> Well [09:47]  considering my already perplexing ability to get into fights, bad idea methinks [09:47] <@[Leo_Fox]> Nah, administrative oversight B) [09:49]  wait a minute... [09:50]  that sort of position would essentially legitimise my argumentative nature! [09:51]  I'd have a /reason/ to bring up discussion, an actuall purpose. [09:51] * Athena32 shakes [Leo_Fox]'s hand [09:51] <@[Leo_Fox]> no prob B)

Lifetime movie
[12:07]  "Inspiring Movies Featuring a Strong Femaled Lead" - Sound like any Lifetime movie. [12:09] <Rozh> lol [12:10] <RichardRHunt> "Men are evil and will hurt you, because this is lifetime." [12:11] <Rozh> damn right [12:13] * Ajax_013 will [12:13] <+Ajax_013> right in the anus

Assume the former
[20:36] <+|AR|> Oi... [20:36] <+|AR|> Again, /what/ are you two arguing over? [20:37] <+CommanderTony> None of your concern, mate. [20:37] <+|AR|> So that I can decide on whether or not it's the usual juvenile idiocy, or something serious. [20:37] <+CommanderTony> Just assume the former or latter. B) [20:38] <+|AR|> It's the former then >.> [20:38] <+CommanderTony> Indeed.

Lethal lameness
[22:59] == CommanderTony [~chatzilla@unaffiliated/commandertony] has quit [Quit: I'm only leaving you because I love you.] [23:00] <Auguststorm1945> OH NOES! My lameness has laid low the commander! Woe is me! [23:00] <Auguststorm1945> ...who's next? [23:01] <+[Leo_Fox]> well, I am afraid your lameness has mortally wounded me [23:01] <+[Leo_Fox]> |AR|: You have the conn