User blog comment:Bobzombie/And today's topic: Chuck Norris!/@comment-663564-20100424022442

Because Chuck is old. Turned 70 this year, whereas Vin Diesel is only 42. There's also the fact that Chuck would get thrown in the slam if he assaulted anyone.

Also, to my understanding there is no evidence that Vin Diesel is gay. And I honestly don't give a fuck if he is or not, because it's none of anyone's business.