User:Sonasaurus/ODSTSuperSpartan

ODSTSuperSpartan is an infamous troll known for his attacks on the #Halo-Fanon IRC Channel in the last months of 2010. A young and eager, though inexperienced troll, the defining element of ODSTSuperSpartan's life was his relentless pursuit of operator status on the IRC and adminship on Halo Fanon; however, eventually he met his end at the hand of Freenode staff.

Early Life and Education
ODSTSuperSpartan's early life is largely unknown to many historians and researchers. What is known is that he was born some time after the year 2000, in the Russian city of Vladivostok. Attending the Moscow State University, ODST is stated to have studied three degrees simultaneously, of English, Russian and Maths; however, his English and Maths skills generally cast doubt on this.

IRC Trolling
ODSTSuperSpartan first appeared on the IRC in late November, immediately demanding to be made admin. Despite his terrible spelling and grammar, he was politely turned down, resulting in his rage-spamming and the mishaps that followed. He was banned from #halopedia shortly afterward, but it was just the beginning for #halo-fanon.

Obsession with 'Haz Admin'
ODSTSuperSpartan tried many times to gain administration on Halo Fanon. After much difficult deciphering, it is confirmed that his reasons are:
 * He tested the Halo 3 and Halo Reach Beta. At least, he claims to have done so.
 * He knows people in Bungie that will ban us from Halo Reach unless we give him admin. Apparently they can do so even though they don't know our gamertags.
 * His dad is rich and can send us lots of money if we make him admin.
 * He'll keep coming back and bugging us unless we give him admin.

Communism
ODSTSuperSpartan frequently expressed his love of Communism, and asserted that he was a Communist. He said "i love russia and soviet union", pointing out how superior the USSR (now-dissolved) was to the USA, and frequently gave anti-American sentiment. Despite being fanatically loyal to the Soviet Union and Communism, ODST was a Christian in direct contradiction of Soviet Communist ideology.

ODST believed that Stalin was alive, and did not die in 1953; apparently he faked his death and lives still today at the age of 132 years. Apparently, Stalin is like Jesus and will never die, and is ODST's hero/idol; he was quoted as saying "STALIN 4 MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!". ODST's ultimate goal in life was to meet and befriend Stalin, as he said on one occasion "i hop i can 1 day see him adn b my friend." ODST was doggedly critical of Lenin and responded with more swear words than usual when Stalin was insulted, as was expertly exploited by Beth in a counter-trolling operation.

Admin Impersonation
Following his ban from the IRC, ODSTSuperSpartan has attempted to regain access to #halo-fanon by impersonating admins. He had taken the usernames of CommanderTony and Ajax 013, to no success, as seen here. His bad grammar and spelling blew his cover, however.

Ban Evasion
After many amusing encounters (logged here), and multiple IP/username bans, he kept coming back, spamming #halo-fanon and #AAO until he was removed again. Finally, both channels were issued with channel mutes to shut him up, which worked fairly well until Ajax 013 found a second solution.

Demise
On December 27, 2010, after using many proxies and alternative IDs, ODSTSuperSpartan was finally removed from our presence by Ajax 013, who set a gateway ban on him.

Intentions
It is unknown whether he is actually Russian, or whether he suffers from a mental disease. However, it is most likely that he is a troll with no life, looking for someone to piss off. ODSTSuperSpartan's trolling has so far angered no one, whilst wasting away his own life (including Christmas break, which was certainly not spent with other people). This classifies him as an unsuccessful troll.

Quotes
You have my sincerest apologies if you can't understand the quotes below. Very few of us can, really. NOTE: The quotes are spelled exactly as written by ODSTSuperSpartan

"I beta tester for reach, I want admin." "Fuck you A32 you annoy go away." "Make me admin I send you lots of money over internet." "Shut up why you racist" "My english prefrect I have english degree." "I tell bungie and they ban you from halo 4 ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" "U jealous vladivostok is beatiful sity!" "lenis was dick sucker fuck him and u STALIN 4 MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!" "stalin was our king president he live 4 ever like god adn jesus wuld live 4 ever if he not killed fuck those romans and jews"

Alises

 * ODSTSuperSparta
 * OSTDSuperSpartan
 * OSDTSuperSpartan
 * OSSTSuperSpartan
 * Ajax 013
 * CommanderTony
 * TheRealFableNexus
 * MAKEMEADMIN