User blog comment:Bobzombie/And today's topic: Chuck Norris!/@comment-1978336-20100423202831

Ahalosniper, the government has a top-secret cloning device that can handle his awesomeness enough to clone him once, afterwards it explodes and torches an area the size of NYC, which is why they do it in a mile under Seattle in a hypermagnetically sealed chamber, except for the first time, back in the 80's. They didn't have the hypermagnetic chamber, and the instant over-pressurization combined with the insane heat melted the rock and forced it through the weak rock surrounding Mount St. Helens magma chamber, causing that one eruption and making it active ever since. If anyone asks, you didn't hear it from me, or else ONI will kill me, literally. ;-)