User:Lordofmonsterisland/Irk Shenanigans

This page contains some of the better examples of the various IRC shenanigans I've seen.

Users that have been Japanese reporters fleeing from clocktowers
This is an inside joke, that either Ajax 013 came up with. You see, it all started one time when I joined IRC, and immediately WRAITH left it. Now, I'm a fan of Godzilla, and my username reflects this. Well, in the first Godzilla movie, Godzilla attacks and destroys a clocktower with Japanese reporters in it, hence the joke was started when Ajax said that WRAITH was a Japanese reporter fleeing the clocktower. Here is a list of users that have been considered this:


 * WRAITH
 * H3 (as Halo_3)
 * BananaCat
 * FightWithHonor
 * Spartan-012
 * Taurenking176
 * CommanderTony
 * Jubinator
 * Chief Frank 001
 * ZZ|Ghost (this might have been Zuka 'Zanamee)

Singular Quotes
"*HaloDude has kicked everone [ALL UR QUITZ R BELONG TO ME]"

- Pryo Zarkum

"Your ship looks like the mutant child of the Forward unto Dawn and a Scorpion"

- Me, after seeing a pic of one of Ajax's ships

"Subtank is watching Across the Universe...so...uh....AFK...I guess..."

- Subtank

"Laser equals ultimate poopy weapon"

- Pryo Zarkum

"* John_McCain grabs Barrack and Hillary and smashes their skulls together, only to find that they're both so hard headed it didn't hurt either of them, and the shockwave created instead blasts through all of the US and the Earth, creating an atomic wormhole rip through the time-space continum which then destroys all life!!!!!!! Save one.......... *** John_McCain is now known as Chuck_Norris"

- Me

"#Halopedia: where all your misunderstood dreams and random impulses come true"

- Skwisgaar

"CTpedia > the Wiki for firearms, distilled liquor, and sexual puns on titles of movies. ^_^"

- Blemo

"what if the military was testing active camouflage for buildings and then a plane hit the invisible building and they invented the terrorist theory so that no-one would know about the top-secret camouflage technology"

- Simonrjh, during a conversation of a on the World Trade Center conspiracy theory

"LOMI is so awesome HE HAS HIS NAME IN CAPS LOCK W00T"

- Chiafriend12

"Time to evolve to Level 10!!"

- Subtank, right before changing her nick

"Silence fills the empty grave....... for I have been ignored........ but woe befalls the stupid fool...... that crosses the Monster Lord!"

- Me, as Ajax continually ignores me during an HF emergency

"Ajax is indestructavincible"

- ONIrecon111

"i can't be arsed to have him spam me with OMGWTFBBQMAWEAPONS?"

- Ajax, dealing with HF stuff

"Lyk i r ttly a v3t3ran! dun ca1l me a nub U n00b!"

- Pryo Zarkum

"oh crap, I gotta crap!"

- Sgt. Johnson

"Divided we stand, united we fall."

- Pryo Zarkum

"3,700,000,000 compared to 55,000,000. Piss poor odds for sentience."

- SPARTAN-984, discussing Halo Fanon's Necros project

"I know not with which weapons World War III will be fought, but I know that you guys are lame"

- Glaug-Eldare

Rules to Surviving a Horror movie....... and other stuff
''This all started with Grievous797 saying that he had downloaded "how to survive a horror movie", then ShadowyLeftHand, or FS|Busy, started making up rules. So it went on and on between us three, and a little Ajax, until at the end Manticore got tired of it.''

* Grievous797 downloads "how to survive a horror movie"  Rule 1: When you feel like something creepy is behind you, run for your life!  Rule 2: Never open the door  Rule 3: Do not go into the dark, creepy basement.  www.dodgethekills.com  go there  Rule 3: Carry 12 flashlights and a thousand batteries  and a gun  and a sword  and an axe  That's Rule 4  I didn't know that  Oops, I missed your rule  Rule 5: Always have a blunt object handy in case of zombies  Rule 6: Make sure you go with about 20 other people  Rule 7: Don't, I repeat, DO NOT split up  I suppose "don't have sex when a monster is on the loose" is one, right? <FS|Busy> That's Rule 8 <FS|Busy> Rule 9: Beware the clowns and anyone in a mask. <LOMI> Rule 10: Never say it can't get any worse <LOMI> Because then it will get a whole lot worse <FS|Busy> Rule 11: Carry a dagger. <Grievous797> Don't poke the presumed dead body of the monster with a stick <LOMI> That's 12 <FS|Busy> Rule 13: There is no Rule 13. <LOMI> Rule 13: Never trust the number 13 <FS|Busy> Rule 14: Avoid anything that references 13, 23, 31 or 666. <LOMI> You stole my line! <LOMI> lol <LOMI> jk <Grievous797> XD <LOMI> Oh, and don't forget the number 9 too! <FS|Busy> Rule 15: No prayer during a killing! <FS|Busy> You will die next! <LOMI> Why? <Ajax_013> rule 13 should be: Bring Ajax. Chances are he will scare away anything that mayt kill you. sideffects may include him killing you <LOMI> oh <LOMI> Ajax XD <Grievous797> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8oPJAqkwzk <FS|Busy> Rule 16: The black guy or the comic goofball should always come with you because they will go first. <LOMI> Rule 16: Never have anything to do with aliens <LOMI> *Rule 17 <LOMI> But the Rock survives all the way till the end of Doom <Grievous797> Rule 18: Don't be any other race besides white <FS|Busy> Rule 19: If you see an alien-type-thing with dredlocks, run. <Grievous797> Rule 20: Distress calls from space are a BAD thing <FS|Busy> (reference the Predator) <Grievous797> xD <LOMI> Rule 21: Never go into pyramids in antarctica <FS|Busy> Rule 22: Do NOT lock the doors once they're in. You will die. <Grievous797> Rule 21: If you see said alien, roll in mud to fool it's infrared sensors <Grievous797> *rule 23 <Grievous797> bah <LOMI> lol <FS|Busy> Rule 24: Never, and I mean NEVER, cause an avalanche. They will pop out of the snow and kill you dead! <Grievous797> Rule 25: If you have a belly ache in space, it's not the taco <Grievous797> alien reference <FS|Busy> Rule 26: Find a human shield on the already dead. <FS|Busy> *from the <Grievous797> Rule 27: If you go onto a colony world that has a crashed alien ship on it, bring Hicks <Grievous797> *Epic aliens reference is epic* <FS|Busy> Rule 28: Never go into cryosleep until you're sure you have killed off the aliens. <Grievous797> Rule 29: The cat always lives <LOMI> Rule 30: make sure you're the main character <LOMI> they almost always survive <FS|Busy> Rule 31: Aliens can and will come out of babies. (AVPR reference) <FS|Busy> Oh, to Rule 30, except in Feast. <LOMI> And I Am Legend <LOMI> Asides from the alternate ending <Grievous797> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmEVRLeGRZQ&feature=related what to do if your corn has children in it <FS|Busy> Rule 32: If your corn has children in it, bring a flamethrower. <LOMI> Rule 32: Never go into the creepy mansion <LOMI> *Rule 33 <FS|Busy> Rule 34: Bring signal flares. <Grievous797> Amendium to Rule 33: Especially if it's raining <LOMI> Rule 35: Stay outside in the light <FS|Busy> Rule 36: Do not go into a graveyard when the T-Virus has broken out. <Grievous797> Rule 37: Avoid a company by the name of "Umbrella" <FS|Busy> Rule 38: Do not go into the Hive. <FS|Busy> Rule 39: Hospitals are NOT safe. <Grievous797> Rule 39: Use a robotic cargo lifter to combat aliens <LOMI> Rule 41: If there's a massive outbreak of zombies, just go ahead and kill yourself. Unless you have a nuke, can use it, and can get away in time. <Grievous797> Rule 42: Little sisters are evil <Grievous797> *bioshock reference* <FS|Busy> Amendum to Rule 41: Unless you're Alice. Then you can go ahead and kill them dead. <FS|Busy> Rule 43: The Red Queen is evil. <FS|Busy> Rule 44: When you see Nemesis, if you're not Alice, get out! <LOMI> Rule 44: If you're on a strange alien ring thing, stay away from the swamps <LOMI> *Rule 45 <LOMI> Man, I need to write these down <FS|Busy> Rule 46: Do NOT fight fire with fire. Fight it with light. <Grievous797> Rule 46: Avoid the Ark of the Covenant <Grievous797> BAH <Grievous797> *Rule 47 <LOMI> ROFL Grievs <FS|Busy> Rule 48: Avoid Pandora's Box. <Grievous797> Bah, mah face <Grievous797> Rule 49: Avoid the Holy Grail <FS|Busy> Rule 50: Find a giant hammer. <LOMI> Rule 51: Avoid little spidery things that glow in the dark <Grievous797> Rule 51: Avoid Mist <Grievous797> *rule 52 <FS|Busy> Rule 53: Avoid any type of fog. <Grievous797> 54: Avoid the undead living in the fog <LOMI> Rule 55: Avoid the dark <Grievous797> Rule 56: Avoid Ewox <LOMI> Hey, you guys mind if I quote all this once we're through? <Grievous797> *Ewoks <Grievous797> Sure <LOMI> FS? <LOMI> Rule 57: Avoid stupid Gun-guns <FS|Busy> No problem. <Grievous797> Rule 58: Avoid Sparta <FS|Busy> Rule 59: The song Battle Without Honor or Humanity by Tomoyasu Hotel increases your survival rate 20 fold. *** mode/#halopedia [+o Manticore] by ChanServ *** mode/#halopedia [+m] by Manticore *** mode/#halopedia [-m] by ChanServ <Grievous797> ... <Ajax_013> rule 60: avoid crazy survivor dude. Ajax will kill you to survive *** mode/#halopedia [-ntcgJ] by ChanServ <Grievous797> wtf <FS|Busy> ? *** mode/#halopedia [+nt] by ChanServ *** mode/#halopedia [+g] by Manticore <Grievous797> ???? *** mode/#halopedia [+m] by Manticore <Manticore> Rule number 1. <LOMI> What the heck is happening to ChanServ and Manticore?!?!?! *** #halopedia Cannot send to channel <Manticore> Cabal always wins. <Manticore> now stfu plz <LOMI> Not funny Manticore *** #halopedia Cannot send to channel *** mode/#halopedia [-m] by Manticore <Grievous797> ... <LOMI> Not funny Manticore <Grievous797> Not funny. <LOMI> You could have told us to stop * FS|Busy shakes her head <Manticore> whutwhutwhut <Grievous797> Lets go to off-topic-chat <Grievous797> screw this <LOMI> Hey guys, I gotta to copy all this down, so I'm gonna be gone for a minute *** Grievous797 left #halopedia []

ZOMG, Manty Sockz!1!!one!!eleventy!!1!!
*** Janitor [n=Janitor@wikia/Manticore] has joined #halopedia <LOMI> Huh? <LOMI> Manticore AND Janitor? <G797|LivingDead> zomfg socks <LOMI> Sockpuppets!!! <G797|LivingDead> BAN TEH MANTY FOR CLONING * G797|LivingDead rallies the mob <LOMI> ROFL *** Manticore [i=Janitor@wikia/Manticore] has quit [Nick collision from services.] <LOMI> No, Manty 2 just killed Manty 1!! <ONIrecon111> lol

The End of IRC!
''Ever wondered what happens when ChanServ quits? Impossible you say? Well, not so, because I have witnessed the horror......''

*** ChanServ [ChanServ@services.] has quit [shutting down] <Delta-269> mountains ^_^ <Grue``> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ <FlowingSword> It's HD and CR is involved. <Delta-269> D: <Churchreborn> NO!! <Delta-269> Channie! *** KillerCRS [i=Kwarsh@CPE00508bd665c4-CM00080d353683.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has joined #Halopedia <Churchreborn> No wonder none of the services would work. =[ <Delta-269> chaos has begun! <FlowingSword> Ah, nein! <Grue``> (>'')> <LOMI> What? ChanServ quit!! <Delta-269> CHANSERV IS SHUTTING DOWN! <LOMI> That's never hapened before!! <Grue``> NO GERMAN FOR DU <LOMI> The end of the world is coming!!! <FlowingSword> Yeah, it has. <Grue``> *** ChanServ quit (shutting down) <Delta-269> All is lost! <KillerCRS> no channie, eh? <Grue``> christel[Global Notice] Hi Again! It's your favourite spammer.. We're going to have to restart Services and run the conversion again, thanks to those of you who found bugs and pointed out issues! This restart should be a lot quicker than the last. <Delta-269> Repent! Repent! <KillerCRS> HaloDude, op yourself. <KillerCRS> It's begun. <Delta-269> All is lost! <Delta-269> Repent! Repent! <Churchreborn> he can't <FlowingSword> What? <Delta-269> D: <KillerCRS> oh right <KillerCRS> I forgot * Grue`` Repents <KillerCRS> we can't identify * RyanTheGreat11 does not repent *** ChanServ [ChanServ@services.] has joined #halopedia *** mode/#halopedia [+o ChanServ] by irc.freenode.net *** mode/#halopedia [+o HaloDude] by ChanServ <Delta-269> YAY! <HaloDude> O.O <Churchreborn> none of the services 'cept nickserv worked when I got on >:| *** mode/#halopedia [-o HaloDude] by HaloDude <Delta-269> ALL HAS RETURNED <FlowingSword> Dear god, he's back! <KillerCRS> I can has voice? * Grue`` starts whipping himself like the creepy guy from DaVinci Code <Grue``> w00t <FlowingSword> No! <Delta-269> We are saved! <Delta-269> The flag has returned! <LOMI> Yes, the end of the world is over! <LOMI> WAIT, THAT MEANS WE'RE ALL DEAD!! <Delta-269> :D <Grue``> ???? <Delta-269> The flag has returned! <FlowingSword> v.vV *** Grue`` is now known as Halo_3 * FlowingSword revives everybody <Delta-269> Stop repenting! The flag has returned! All is fine!1

Weird names
<Simonrjh|afk> HaloOps <Specops306> o.0 <Sgt_Puddles> O_0 <HaloDude> Dragonclaws: lol :P <Simonrjh|afk> Ha-loops <Simonrjh|afk> Churchops <Simonrjh|afk> Specreborn <Specops306> wait... <Sgt_Puddles> Loveclaws :D <Sgt_Puddles> Dragondude <Simonrjh|afk> now you're just being silly, stop being silly, you silly person <Dragonclaws> I love claws, too. <LOMI> Simonrjh: Nice..... insane, but nice <HaloDude> wow, how many times can you use silly in the same sentence with it making sense :P <LOMI> Sgt_unilinky <ZukaRasam> love swords *** Sgt_Puddles is now known as Lovemuffin <LOMI> unilinkyDude <Simonrjh|afk> HaloDude: you'd be sillily surprised <Simonrjh|afk> sillily :D <LOMI> Zukareborn <Lovemuffin> Lovelinky <HaloDude> That's not a word xD <LOMI> Dragonmuffin <LOMI> ChurchDude <Lovemuffin> I think anything with Love- is destined to be funny <LOMI> ChurchServ` <ZukaRasam> lovedude <LOMI> Halorjh * Specops306 smites silliness' ruin upon the mountainside <Dragonclaws> Lovereborn is cool. <Simonrjh|afk> just dont cross lovemuffin and pinkbitch <Lovemuffin> Deltamuffin *** Grue`` [n=chatzill@unaffiliated/halo3] has joined #halopedia <Dragonclaws> Hi. <Lovemuffin> pinkmuffin <Simonrjh|afk> zimfgz a grue <Dragonclaws> Simon: lol <Lovemuffin> zukamuffin?? <Delta-269> Lovebitch <Delta-269> XD <Simonrjh|afk> well done Delta <ZukaRasam> Gruemuffin <Lovemuffin> Dragonbitch <Lovemuffin> :D <Grue``> hello <Simonrjh|afk> i was going for the subtle approach, but whatever >.> <Specops306> Pinkclaws <Grue``> Its me Halo_3 <HaloDude> Unilove O.O <Specops306> Welcome! <Delta-269> Love-269 o_O <AdmiralTH> ? <Simonrjh|afk> HaloDude: there's another name for that 9_9 <Churchreborn> noes <LOMI> Admirallove <LOMI> admiralDude <LOMI> SimonDude <AdmiralTH> :D <Churchreborn> it's ChurchDude, HaloReborn, and Scott. <Churchreborn> XD <ZukaRasam> ZukaTadpole <Simonrjh|afk> SimonDude? Gah <LOMI> Simon_3 <HaloDude> xD <Delta-269> Churchreborn, XD XD XD XD * Grue`` has nachos <Lovemuffin> Acidicmuffin <AdmiralTH> lol <Lovemuffin> xd <Delta-269> XD <LOMI> Halo_rjh <Specops306> XD <LOMI> Gruenilinky <Churchreborn> HaloDude, but... Damon wants 10 cousins... D: <Lovemuffin> Acidicops <HaloDude> O.O <Delta-269> DeltaLinky <Lovemuffin> LoveLinky <LOMI> Zukamuffin <AdmiralTH> heh <HaloDude> Damon is not getting 10 cousins O.O <Delta-269> DeltaOps306 <Delta-269> :D <ZukaRasam> DragonDudeMuffin <Specops306> XD <Churchreborn> at first he just wanted triplets <LOMI> Dragonops306 <Churchreborn> now 10 <Churchreborn> XD <Simonrjh|afk> Acidicops...they're the police that don't carry guns...they carry...JARS OF ACID <HaloDude> Dragontadpole <Delta-269> XD <LOMI> AcidicGrue`` <Acidictadpole> wit <Dragonclaws> http://dexterxs.deviantart.com/art/Halo-Birthday-Card-73425491 <HaloDude> lol DC :P <HaloDude> I had the best b'day card ever <Delta-269> lol <HaloDude> on the front : "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..." <Lovemuffin> LoveHaloDragonDeltaRebornrjhRasamopsBitch <Lovemuffin> O.o <HaloDude> inside: "You were born!" <Churchreborn> O.o <AdmiralTH> XD <ZukaRasam> omg Acidictadpole talked....again <AdmiralTH> catchy... <HaloDude> Acidictadpole: Hey =] <LOMI> DragonDudeOps306 <Lovemuffin> On March 3rd 1992, This world was given a purpose <Specops306> XD <Churchreborn> all my b'day cards came like a month late <Churchreborn> XD <LOMI> LoveServ`-269 <AdmiralTH> mine got lost in the post DX <LOMI> Grue``muffin <HaloDude> Pinkylovereborn O.O <LOMI> Acidicmuffin <LOMI> Glad Manti's not here <Simonrjh|afk> Dragonclaws HaloDude Acidictadpole AdmiralTH Churchreborn Delta-269 Grue`` KyleH` LOMI Lovemuffin PinkServ` Pinky Simonrjh|afk Specops306 unilinky ZukaRasam HI GUYS :D <Simonrjh|afk> sorry <HaloDude> Dragonmuffin xD <Simonrjh|afk> i'm lonelies <LOMI> INCOMPETENT SIMON!! * Lovemuffin is sad that HaloDude hasn't added him as a friend yet <Dragonclaws> http://forums.bungie.org/halo/archive18.pl?read=520490 <Delta-269> Simonrjh|afk, HI GUY :D <Lovemuffin> :( <ZukaRasam> MuffinReborn <Simonrjh|afk> hewwo * Churchreborn hugs Simonrjh|afk <LOMI> Simonclaws <LOMI> DragonReborn <LOMI> FlowingDude <LOMI> HaloSword <Specops306> o.o <Dragonclaws> "DragonReborn" is cool. <Lovemuffin> Loveclaws <Churchreborn> x]  * Simonrjh|afk hugs Churchreborn =]]]]]] <Dragonclaws> "FlowingDude" not so much. <LOMI> LoveOps306 <Lovemuffin> xD <HaloDude> Dragonclaws: Thinking at changing your xbl gamertag? x] <Churchreborn> excess =]]]]]] <Churchreborn> :P <Specops306> xD <Simonrjh|afk> LoveOps? gah <HaloDude> go to #hippy <HaloDude> :P <Dragonclaws> No. Quetsalcoatl is very distinctive. <LOMI> BuffalloClaws-269 <HaloDude> Dragonclaws: I can't say that xD <LOMI> Church_johnson306  * Churchreborn hugs HaloDude <Churchreborn> wut <Churchreborn> you do know that reborn pings me  * HaloDude hugs Churchreborn <Dragonclaws> Sorry. <LOMI> srly? <Delta-269> reborn pings you? *** Simonrjh|afk [n=Simonrjh@91.105.47.175] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] * Lovemuffin is pheeling soooooo grate that hee dosent hav skule anymoer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Delta-269> HaloDude, #gruntcorner is safe now <Dragonclaws> Dragonlove? *** Simonrjh [n=Simonrjh@91.105.47.175] has joined #halopedia <HaloDude> xD <LOMI> LoveDude <ZukaRasam> nice spelling lovemuffin <LOMI> SimonTadpole <Delta-269> wb Simonrjh <Lovemuffin> thaincs <ZukaRasam> DragonTadpole <Lovemuffin> :) <LOMI> Nobody can do one more me, not with this nick <Simonrjh> i had to quit because i flooded #hippy <Delta-269> DragonMuffin <Simonrjh> it was a massacre <Delta-269> XD <Lovemuffin> LoveLOMI <LOMI> nope, don't work <Dragonclaws> Admiral Dragon Love. <AdmiralTH> LOMI doesn't fit into any... <ZukaRasam> LOMIdude.... <Grue``> LOMI-Grue`` <Dragonclaws> Lord of Dragon Island. <ZukaRasam> LODI lol <LOMI> Dragonclaws one MIGHT work <Grue``> Lord of /Love/ Island <LOMI> But work with LOMI people, not my username <ZukaRasam> Lord of Muffin Island <Grue``> :P <LOMI> Well, I g2g......... and I'm copying this all down <Grue``> Lord of Dude Island...(can't contain gay jokes...)

The Ellipsis War
<Spirit-of-HALO> ... <Grievous797> ... <Halofan> .... <SPARTAN-984> ... <Takashi> why does suckitnoobs keep saying pizza <Delta-269> ... <Grievous797> ... <LOMI> ................ <Takashi> STFU <Delta-269> ................................. <SPARTAN-984> .... <LOMI> ................................................................................................................ <Takashi> TF is with the .... <Halofan> ................ <Charitwo> stop being dumb <Grievous797> ..... <SPARTAN-984> ... <Grievous797> ... <LOMI>....................................................................................... ............................................................................................. ......................................................................................................................

Smacking war
* Delta-269 smacks Takashi * Delta-269 smacks LOMI * LOMI kicks Delta * Delta-269 smacks LOMI <Delta-269> dont ping me <Delta-269> >:[ <LOMI> Don't ping me! * Takashi blows Delta up * LOMI smacks Delta <Takashi> don't ping me * Delta-269 smacks Takashi * Delta-269 smacks LOMI <Takashi> great the smaking war <LOMI> Warning: I'm gonna bring in a second nick for a minute and close this one down so I can copy what happened earlier * Takashi Slaps LOMI

I temporarily leave, then re-join to this:

* Takashi Slaps Delta so hard his shoes fly of * Delta-269 smacks Takashi <Takashi> don't <Takashi> smak <Takashi> me <Takashi> *smack <Delta-269> dont ping me srsly <LOMI_> More smacking? I shall quote this too! * Takashi Smacks Delta and LOMI * Takashi is now done

I tawt I taw a SJ
*** LOMI [n=4b69b3be@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-3da19eef20d07591] has joined #halopedia * Pryo_Zarkum LOMI <Ajax_013> rawr <ONIrecon111> hi LOMI <LOMI> hey Pryo, Ajax, everyone else <LOMI> I think I see AJ <LOMI> hey ONI <Ajax_013> http://halofanon.wikia.com/wiki/Ares-class_Battlecruiser look in awe :D <Pryo_Zarkum> me looks in barf <LOMI> Is AoA AJ? <Pryo_Zarkum> err.... <Ace_of_Aces> i dink i c a lomi <Pryo_Zarkum> XD <Ace_of_Aces> omai lawds it r monstah island! <Ace_of_Aces> D: <Pryo_Zarkum> I tawt I tawt a SJ <LOMI> ROFL <Pryo_Zarkum> I did I did taw a SJ! <Pryo_Zarkum> quote worthy? <LOMI> hey AJ, nice seeing you <LOMI> Yes Pryo <Ace_of_Aces> Hey LOMI <Pryo_Zarkum> happyface <LOMI> brb <LOMI> must quote

Eat your words Pryo!
<Pryo_Zarkum> PumasAreReal: You are not an op, do not warn me of stuff when I am above you in Halopedia society in every way. <Churchreborn> i still wonder why he made his name white homework (referring to Whitehwk) <Pryo_Zarkum> ROFL <Grievous797> XD <Pryo_Zarkum> Churchreborn: I can haz quote? <Churchreborn> no cos I'm totally higher than you in Halopedia society in every way

Attack of the Shenanigans!
*** PumasAreReal [n=472b3cd9@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-181fa18e3854952d] has joined #halopedia <Ajax_013> I'll get Oreo to eat your brains XD <Pryo_Zarkum> LOMI: The last individual quote http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/User:Ghost_sangheili/IRC_quotes#Individual_Quotes <Churchreborn> Nah, my Oreo > HD's Oreo anyways <Churchreborn> she does that already too <HaloDude> noooo <HaloDude> My Oreo > Your Oreo <HaloDude> =[ <PumasAreReal> I missed ajax showing off with God? <Pryo_Zarkum> ooooh burn.... <Churchreborn> at least mine loves me to some degree <Pryo_Zarkum> ya PAR <Pryo_Zarkum> you are missing everything <PumasAreReal> WHY?? Corner time again... <HaloDude> Yeah, mine hates me, that's why it is betterer <LOMI> Nice Pryo <Churchreborn> at least mine doesn't get stuck in bags XD <LOMI> No, circles only!! Remember, this is Halo!! <Pryo_Zarkum> PAR: What have I told u! Its an oval! NO CORNERS1 <Churchreborn> but she growls at me <Pryo_Zarkum> LOMI: Mah joke! <PumasAreReal> TRIANGLE!! <Pryo_Zarkum> thats the LGBT shape! <Pryo_Zarkum> you want that? <Pryo_Zarkum> I didn't know you are like that. <PumasAreReal> The what shape? <Pryo_Zarkum> triangle <PumasAreReal> O, screw you! Sick... <Pryo_Zarkum> No, don't screw me. Not you. <PumasAreReal> Shut up. <Pryo_Zarkum> NO U! <PumasAreReal> U <Pryo_Zarkum> se, that was fail. <PumasAreReal> fail what? <Pryo_Zarkum> just plain fail <HaloDude> u both fail, shush <Pryo_Zarkum> U was a fail comeback <PumasAreReal> Whatever... (rolls eyes) <Pryo_Zarkum> HD: NO U! <HaloDude> .. <Tesfan> WAT EVAH <PumasAreReal> This is tedious. <HaloDude> No....definately u <Pryo_Zarkum> Tessie! <Tesfan> that's what she said * Tesfan waves <Pryo_Zarkum> i know right <LOMI> BAM <Pryo_Zarkum> XD <Pryo_Zarkum> TesfanL I saw this and thought of you: htp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/Shadow_Art/Lol/SHENANIGANZ.jpg <Pryo_Zarkum> err.. <Pryo_Zarkum> Tesfan: I saw this and thought of you: htp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/Shadow_Art/Lol/SHENANIGANZ.jpg <PumasAreReal> What was that? <Tesfan> lol <Pryo_Zarkum> your mom <HaloDude> srsly...no PZ <PumasAreReal> Oh, be quiet. <Pryo_Zarkum> no u... <PumasAreReal> (whispers) i am quiet... * HaloDude prepares the kick cannon * Pryo_Zarkum is not a cannon *** SPARTAN-984 [n=spartan-@bas4-sudbury98-1279295445.dsl.bell.ca] has joined #halopedia <LOMI> Yall wanna see something cool? <Tesfan> Pyro_Zarkum: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND <SPARTAN-984> Hi! <Tesfan> ****! <Tesfan> I meant to copy and paste something else >.> <SPARTAN-984> ONI: How's WiCapedia going? <LOMI> Press Alt + F4 <ONIrecon111> hi 984 <Pryo_Zarkum> Tesfan: OW NY BRAIN <HaloDude> Tesfan: XD <Pryo_Zarkum> my* <Simonrjh|afk> <Pryo_Zarkum> PumasAreReal: You are not an op, do not warn me of stuff when I am above you in Halopedia society in every way. <Simonrjh|afk> no, you're not <ONIrecon111> i gonna do the units now <Pryo_Zarkum> This is over wtf? <Tesfan> "Halopedia society" lol <SPARTAN-984> There are two cows, /quit and /part. Recite the cows in order <Simonrjh|afk> don't consider yourself above anyone <HaloDude> Unless you're an admin <LOMI> SPARTAN-984: Wanna see something really cool? Press Alt + F4 <HaloDude> :D <SPARTAN-984> No <Simonrjh|afk> HaloDude: lies <LOMI> Come on, it's awesome <Ajax_013> knaves, be helpful <Simonrjh|afk> HaloDude: you have more buttons above articles, tis all <SPARTAN-984> Alt+F4 makes you close the window <HaloDude> Simonnnnnn, relaxxxxxxxxxxx <Simonrjh|afk> and everyone secretly doesnt like you :D <HaloDude> Be cool <HaloDude> or be abused <HaloDude> as usual <LOMI> BananaCat: Press Alt + F4 <Simonrjh|afk> anyway, now to go afk again <Pryo_Zarkum> Sominrjh|afk: you think i don't know that? <SPARTAN-984> Chatzilla > XChat2 > Mibbit > Java Freenode > CGI:IRC <Churchreborn> But... But... HaloDude... then why do I control how you live your life? D: <Churchreborn> :P <Pryo_Zarkum> BAM! <SPARTAN-984> OOooooh. <HaloDude> cos u do xD <Simonrjh|afk> pwnt <Pryo_Zarkum> BAM! <BananaCat> LOMI: I don't think so <Churchreborn> Srsly though * BananaCat wonders whether to obey LOMI <Churchreborn> you make me wake up earlier <Pryo_Zarkum> obey LOMI * Pryo_Zarkum bows down to LOMI <PumasAreReal> Yes, do it! <Pryo_Zarkum> XD <SPARTAN-984> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Dishwasher_diagram.jpg :P <BananaCat> k <LOMI> Trust me, it's cool <BananaCat> alt 4? <LOMI> Pryo, stop bowing <LOMI> No, Alt + F4 * Churchreborn huggles James <PumasAreReal> Who cares about dishwashers? * Pryo_Zarkum presses ALT + F4 <PumasAreReal> Other than resturants. <BananaCat> it says wether I want to close the tabs, what do I do? * Pryo_Zarkum has quit [CGI:IRC] <wonder what this does....> <SPARTAN-984> Does anyone want me to do ALT+F4? <SPARTAN-984> Alt <SPARTAN-984> F4 <BananaCat> do I click yes? <LOMI> yes <BananaCat> K <PumasAreReal> YES!! *** BananaCat [n=4f4e7a14@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-32cd31fb61851990] has quit ["CGI:IRC"] <SPARTAN-984> xd * HaloDude huggles Justine <SPARTAN-984> XD <LOMI> ROFL <LOMI> XD <SPARTAN-984> ROFL <SPARTAN-984> HE actuallyDID IT~! <PumasAreReal> Mwahahahah! <LOMI> Can't believe he bought it <Pryo_Zarkum> SPARTAN-A984: I got a ban for doing that so watch it <SPARTAN-984> BananaCat did it! <PumasAreReal> n00b <SPARTAN-984> XD * LOMI pwns <SPARTAN-984> Okay <PumasAreReal> tee hee <LOMI> Silence now <Pryo_Zarkum> YOU GUYS BANANCAT is not an idiot, he does it to entertain us <PumasAreReal> I'm quiet * Pryo_Zarkum silences PumasAreReal *** BananaCat [n=4f4e7a14@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-23437749b1ed9344] has joined #halopedia <PumasAreReal> Very quiet <PumasAreReal> I'm a mute <Tesfan> <Pryo_Zarkum>YOU GUYS BANANCAT is not an idiot - i object * SPARTAN-984 hands BananaCat Excalibur <Pryo_Zarkum> dont leave out context <SPARTAN-984> Go crazy <Pryo_Zarkum> <Pryo_Zarkum> YOU GUYS BANANCAT is not an idiot, he does it to entertain us *** LOMI is now known as LOMI|Hiding <Pryo_Zarkum> THAT is what i said *tesfan* <BananaCat> who said I'm an idiot? * SPARTAN-984 jumps into ##spartanbase *** SPARTAN-984 is now known as S984|Hiding <Tesfan> i object <Pryo_Zarkum> [citation needed] * LOMI|Hiding pulls up an army of Grunts to form a wall * S984|Hiding makes a wall of Lekgolo * Pryo_Zarkum makes a wall * S984|Hiding busts Pryo's wall * S984|Hiding gives Pryo a lekgolo wall <PumasAreReal> *PumasAreReal rolls his eyes * Pryo_Zarkum kills them all * Pryo_Zarkum wonders wth we are doing * LOMI|Hiding hides behind the wall of text that is IRC <S984|Hiding> PumasAreReal: Use /me. <S984|Hiding> It would look like this, for example: * S984|Hiding rolls his eyes <PumasAreReal> You can run but you can't hide <S984|Hiding> Like that <Pryo_Zarkum> use /part <Pryo_Zarkum> why did I say that <Pryo_Zarkum> DONT use /part <PumasAreReal> Oh. Thanks <Pryo_Zarkum> ehehe... heh? <PumasAreReal> Lemme try: <Pryo_Zarkum> DONT! <BananaCat> YES! <Pryo_Zarkum> it will make you quit * PumasAreReal hides <PumasAreReal> Yay! <BananaCat> you can't hide on the mooooooooon * LOMI|Hiding is hiding * S984|Hiding is hiding <HaloDude> 984: Done <LOMI|Hiding> Hey, can you part other people? <HaloDude> LOMI: yeah <Pryo_Zarkum> lol <HaloDude> type /part username here <Pryo_Zarkum> srsly? <Pryo_Zarkum> cool * Pryo_Zarkum tries it <PumasAreReal> Don't even THINK about it. <Pryo_Zarkum> Looks like you leave PAR <Pryo_Zarkum> ahaha! <Pryo_Zarkum> (I'm not that stupid) <PumasAreReal> I am! <BananaCat> oh are you <BananaCat> mmmmm <BananaCat> *or <HaloDude> I say make Tes leave <Pryo_Zarkum> ya <LOMI|Hiding> I volunteer Grievs to test it * PumasAreReal beginds to part Pryo <HaloDude> Phil_E! <S984|Hiding> NO! <S984|Hiding> Not Grievous! <S984|Hiding> Kill Tessy * Pryo_Zarkum colunteers Channie <ONIrecon111> i vote Tesfan <PumasAreReal> How mean! <Tesfan> what <S984|Hiding> Tessy and Grievous are great but Tessy is more expendable * Pryo_Zarkum votes Tessy <Tesfan> you people suck <S984|Hiding> And Channie cannot get kickde <Grievous797> lulz <PumasAreReal> I vote Pryo! <Pryo_Zarkum> Tesfan: no u... <Grievous797> I vote Tesfan <Grievous797> :D <LOMI|Hiding> But Channie can leave! I've seen it! <Pryo_Zarkum> same <ONIrecon111> same <S984|Hiding> If we kick Grievous797 he comes back as Grievous798 <Pryo_Zarkum> oh i know! <Pryo_Zarkum> katherine <Pryo_Zarkum> afk for months <ONIrecon111> i've seen EVERYONE leave except me pryo <ONIrecon111> me and pryo <Tesfan> katherin is a valuable contributor to this channel <Pryo_Zarkum> she is? <Pryo_Zarkum> I have never seen her speak EVER <PumasAreReal> Has she done anything today? <LOMI|Hiding> I //think// I've seen her say something //////once////// <Pryo_Zarkum> she has been around on and off for months <ONIrecon111> tesfan, you are only helping your own destruction <Pryo_Zarkum> never seen her say a thing <Pryo_Zarkum> everyone ping katherine! <Tesfan> she's away from the computer =P <Pryo_Zarkum> katherine: *ping* <Pryo_Zarkum> Tesfan: She always is <Pryo_Zarkum> for weeks in a row <LOMI|Hiding> What if she's a sock? <PumasAreReal> What? <Pryo_Zarkum> or a slipper! <HaloDude> You could make Simon leave <PumasAreReal> Or a pair of Crocs! *** Phil_E [n=Phil_E@wikia/Phil-e] has quit [Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)] <LOMI|Hiding> >.> <.< Maybe it's RR's back up account! <Pryo_Zarkum> that is minus one person <Pryo_Zarkum> maybe blemo in disgueise! <Pryo_Zarkum> It's the Cabal! Run like little grunties! <LOMI|Hiding> "They're everywhere!" <Pryo_Zarkum> Very bad thing! <LOMI|Hiding> Well, this has been fun, but I gotta quote now * PumasAreReal hides behind LOMI's wall <LOMI|Hiding> I'll take it back in a minute <PumasAreReal> Can't I have it? <LOMI|Hiding> no

I waz sockingz!!
*** Jamizzle [n=4b69b3be@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-a2b381623378e0f6] has joined #halopedia * PumasAreReal mutters something about LOMI <Pryo_Zarkum> ohai thar <Jamizzle> Wow, I just saw myself join <PumasAreReal> Yeah, that happens a lot. <Pryo_Zarkum> Its the cabal! *** Jamizzle is now known as LOMI *** LOMI|Hiding [n=4b69b3be@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-e78247b1d16db564] has quit ["CGI:IRC (EOF)"] <Ajax_013> ... <Ajax_013> LOMI IS SOCKPUPPETING D: <Pryo_Zarkum> ... <PumasAreReal> OMG! It IS the cabal! <Ajax_013> knaves, gimmie image ideas for my carrier.... <Pryo_Zarkum> ZOMFGWTFBBQ <LOMI> I was socking for quote purposes

In Soviet Russia, IRC laughs at you!
* PumasAreReal screams in pain and dies, then comes back as a ghost and haunts Pryo, *** ONIrecon111 left #halopedia ["In soviet russia, ONI kills you!"] * LOMI calls the Ghost Busters, aka Ajax *** ONIrecon111 [n=ONIrecon@79-77-43-37.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com] has joined #halopedia * Pryo_Zarkum is not scared of ghots, afte rall he is the "Ghost_sangheili" <ONIrecon111> what did mai leaving message say! * PumasAreReal says, "Oh crap" and haunts LOMI opn the moon. <Pryo_Zarkum> In Soviet Russia, Ghost Busters call YOU!! <ONIrecon111> lol <SPARTAN-984> In Communist China, you call GHOST BUSTERS!! * ONIrecon111 is away: Blah Blah Blah Mr Freeman <ONIrecon111> blah blah blah <Pryo_Zarkum> In Communist China, baby aborts YOU!! <ONIrecon111> XD <PumasAreReal> tee hee * ONIrecon111 is back (gone 00:01:17) <Pryo_Zarkum> kk <ONIrecon111> look at that for timing! <PumasAreReal> You waited for 1:17 to come back? <ONIrecon111> 1:17 <BananaCat> In communist China you speak chinese <ONIrecon111> no <ONIrecon111> it just happened <BananaCat> its true though <PumasAreReal> There is a thing called obsession, man... <SPARTAN-984> In Soviet Communist Russchina Chinese speak YOU speak CHINESE!!! <Pryo_Zarkum> http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Image:1211811995_Sniezki.png <ONIrecon111> i had no idea how long it had been <PumasAreReal> Oh, it was an accident, huh? <SPARTAN-984> xd <ONIrecon111> yea, honest <LOMI> ROFL at 984 * PumasAreReal doubts this story. <Pryo_Zarkum> In Societ Russia, story doubts YOU!! <Pryo_Zarkum> SovietI* <Pryo_Zarkum> GAH! <PumasAreReal> Spell check, huh? <LOMI> In Soviet Russia, the Cabal doesn't know of YOU! <SPARTAN-984> In Democratic USA, STORY doubts YOU doubts STORY!! <Pryo_Zarkum> XXD <Pryo_Zarkum> fail 984 <PumasAreReal> In Soviet Russia, spell checks YOU! <Pryo_Zarkum> In USA, people are fat! <Pryo_Zarkum> YOU!! <SPARTAN-984> http://www.gamesradar.com/ds/f/game-names-corrected-by-spell-check/a-2008060510229942037 O.o <PumasAreReal> Me? <ONIrecon111> i wanted to see my away message and i just so happened to come back on 117 <PumasAreReal> me thinks mysterious powers are at work. <PumasAreReal> Crap... that should have been: <ONIrecon111> ? * PumasAreReal thinks mysterious... *** Simonrjh|afk is now known as Simonrjh <PumasAreReal> You get the point. <BananaCat> yes! two of my blogs are at number 1 and 6 on most popular <LOMI> In Soviet Russia, chickens tastes like you! <PumasAreReal> Which ones? <SPARTAN-984> Pikmin: Two great ones - first, the literal translation into "Pick Man," and second, the idea that somehow Pikmin becomes minibike. Get away, little guys! <PumasAreReal> And in Soviet Russia, yellow snow eats YOU! <Pryo_Zarkum> X <Pryo_Zarkum> D <Pryo_Zarkum> XD <ONIrecon111> in soviet russia, turkeys eat YOU! <PumasAreReal> In Soviet Russia, nose picks YOU! <Pryo_Zarkum> ROFL <BananaCat> lol <Pryo_Zarkum> In Soviet Russia, pr0nz watches YOU!! <LOMI> Me like nose picks you one <ONIrecon111> lol <PumasAreReal> Thanks. <BananaCat> In soviet russia, the people rule the leaders <LOMI> In Soviet Russia, n00bs ban you! <Pryo_Zarkum> XD <BananaCat> in soviet russiA <BananaCat> woops <PumasAreReal> In Soviet Russia, rifle snipes YOU! <BananaCat> in soviet russia, n00bz own you <BananaCat> in soviet russia, BC owns <SPARTAN-984> http://www.gamesradar.com/f/best-trailer-ever/a-200806119189663043 If only someone would make a game to go with it.... <PumasAreReal> In Soviet Russia, n00bs haz Recon! <LOMI> In Soviet Russia, the keyboard types on you! <LOMI> In Soviet Russia, the TV watches you! <Pryo_Zarkum> In Soviet Russia, Halo_3 camps out all night to buy YOU!! <BananaCat> ofl <LOMI> In Soviet Russia, Whitehwk is more awesome than Ajax! <SPARTAN-984> In Soviet Russia, Pryo_Zarkum shuts the hell up <Pryo_Zarkum> In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!! <BananaCat> I'm quoting this <Pryo_Zarkum> In Soviet Russia, Internet searches YOU! <PumasAreReal> In Soviet Russia, iPod listens to YOU! <LOMI> In Soviet Russia, email checks you! <SPARTAN-984> In Soviet Russia, YOU nuke Pryo_Zarkum!!! <Simonrjh> oh dear lord, STOP <SPARTAN-984> In Soviet Russia, AAAA AAA AAAAAA!!! * Pryo_Zarkum concedes with fishy <Simonrjh> >.> * PumasAreReal thinks this is funny. <LOMI> In Soviet Russia, Simonrjh is not called Salmon <Simonrjh> in Soviet Russia, Fishy concurs with YOU <PumasAreReal> ROFL <Pryo_Zarkum> XD <PumasAreReal> In Soviet Russia, cows milk YOU! <Pryo_Zarkum> XD <LOMI> In Soviet Russia, dog owns you! * PumasAreReal thinks he is running out of ideas. <Pryo_Zarkum> In Societ Russia, chickens collect eggs from YOU!! <LOMI> In Soviet Russia....... the Cabal still wins * PumasAreReal agrees. <ONIrecon111> In soviet russia, IRC floods YOU! <Pryo_Zarkum> In Societ Russia, Russia reversals YOU! <PumasAreReal> In Soviet Russia, these jokes are funny! <LOMI> In Soviet Russia......... this stuff gets old * PumasAreReal agrees again, but still laughs. <Pryo_Zarkum> In Soviet Russia, mail delivers YOU!! <ONIrecon111> In soviet russia, Lottery wins YOU! <Pryo_Zarkum> ROFL <Simonrjh> In IRC channel, Fish bans YOU <LOMI> In Soviet Russia, IRC makes people dumb........ wait, that happens anyways <Simonrjh> STOP <ONIrecon111> lol * LOMI shuts up <PumasAreReal> In Soviet Russia, guitar plays YOU! <Ajax_013> In Soviet russia, Ajax is still better than YOU <Pryo_Zarkum> IRC r like drug, you know it's bad, but its hard to stop * PumasAreReal thinks Pryo is right. <Simonrjh> i swear to gawd, next person to say "In Soviet Russia" or anything similar gets muted <Pryo_Zarkum> You said it! <PumasAreReal> How about the "Communist China" ones? <PumasAreReal> Can we do that? <LOMI> cya PAR <Pryo_Zarkum> i bet he is pretending to go afk so he can mute/ban one of us <Simonrjh> "or anything similar" *** Whitehwk [n=Whitehwk@CPE-76-177-134-224.natcky.res.rr.com] has joined #halopedia <LOMI> I got to quote <PumasAreReal> In Communist China, Simon does not ban PAR.

Pryo vs PAR
* Pryo_Zarkum has smited PumasAreReal from #reality, #life, #existence, and #halopedia with an expiry time of infinite [*FACEDESK*] <LOMI> Pryo_Zarkum: Nice one * PumasAreReal thinks that was unnecessary. <Pryo_Zarkum> ^_^ * Pryo_Zarkum thinks YOU are unnecessary * PumasAreReal goes to his corner.

No cuddly HaloDude
<Xenthriss> so no cuddling halodude? <HaloDude> Not with me * Xenthriss snuggles halodude <LOMI> lol <HaloDude> Seriously stop <LOMI> lol * Xenthriss does the six flags dude dance <Xenthriss> *pokes halodude* * Xenthriss runs from the wrath of the banhammer *** Xenthriss left #halopedia ["ahhhhh!"] <HaloDude> No huggles/cuddles/hugs/nuzzles/petting/stroking/kissing/snogging/or any other kind of friendly/intimate touching <HaloDude> damn <HaloDude> he left <HaloDude> I mean YAY <LOMI> lol

Mixed up names
*** Ahax_XIII [n=56a23661@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-b140836091cca77d] has quit ["CGI:IRC (EOF)"] *** LOMI is now known as Ajax_013 *** ONIrecon111 is now known as ONI_fanon * Ajax_013 will laugh if the real Ajax returns now <Pryo_Zarkum> Liriel r not here *** BananaCat is now known as LOMI <Pryo_Zarkum> ?!?!? <LOMI> now you can't change back *** Pryo_Zarkum is now known as BananaCat <LOMI> mwahahahahaha <BananaCat> rofl <LOMI> omg <Ajax_013> lol <BananaCat> rampage! <LOMI> lol <BananaCat> XP <LOMI> oh no <CF001> who is who? <LOMI> no rampage *** BananaCat is now known as Pryo_Zarkum <Ajax_013> This is crazy!! <FightWithHonor> I am me *** LOMI is now known as BananaCat *** Ajax_013 is now known as Jamizzle *** Jamizzle is now known as LOMI <LOMI> I gotta quote that

More Shenanigans
<Pryo_Zarkum> ohai LOMI <Grievous797> Did teh banhammer cream that vandal mo fo? <Pryo_Zarkum> o, i redirected his page <Pryo_Zarkum> no* <Grievous797> lulz * Grievous797 <3 rollback <Grievous797> Why did you redirect it? <LOMI> Grievs, what vandal? <LOMI> Me no like vandal <Grievous797> epic noob <Grievous797> IP * LOMI smash <Grievous797> The incredible banhammer *** Grievous797 is now known as MC_Banhammer <MC_Banhammer> STOP! Banhammer time! <LOMI> ROFL *** LOMI is now known as Ajax_013 <Ajax_013> rawr <MC_Banhammer> ZOMFG <Ajax_013> bow knave! <MC_Banhammer> Impersonation! STOP! HAMMER TIME *** Ajax_013 is now known as LOMI <LOMI> That was fun *** MC_Banhammer is now known as AltairAssassin *** LOMI is now known as Jamizzle <AltairAssassin> and now I strike silently from the dark *** Pryo_Zarkum is now known as CommanderPhony <CommanderPhony> XD <Jamizzle> Wow, #Halo-Fanon, #wikia-halo and #wikia-halofanon have no users <CommanderPhony> rofl *** CommanderPhony is now known as Pry-Zarkum *** Jamizzle is now known as Cleaner-013 <Pry-Zarkum> gah! <AltairAssassin> XD <AltairAssassin> *Detergent-013 <Cleaner-013> Rawr, I will purge you with my soapy power! *** Pry-Zarkum is now known as WALL_E <Cleaner-013> *ego, not power *** AltairAssassin is now known as Detergent-013 <Detergent-013> :D <WALL_E> WALL-E *** Cleaner-013 is now known as CartoonCompany-0 *** CartoonCompany-0 is now known as CartoonCompany01 * WALL_E <3 WALL-E * Detergent-013 tosses WALL-E in with ET and Santa clause <CartoonCompany01> GAH! <Detergent-013> XD *** CartoonCompany01 is now known as LOMI <Detergent-013> *Cartooncompany13 <LOMI> Before someone stole it.... *** Detergent-013 is now known as Acclamator <Acclamator> A-Clam-eater <Acclamator> :D *** CF001|away is now known as CF001 *** LOMI is now known as RelentlesslyCuss <RelentlesslyCuss> *Cussing *** RelentlesslyCuss is now known as LOMI <LOMI> I wish IRC would allow longer nicks <Acclamator> XD *** WALL_E is now known as Hillary_Clinton <Acclamator> OH SNAP <Hillary_Clinton> XD <Hillary_Clinton> rofl <Acclamator> Wait a sec... <CF001> Hillary_Clinton: you fail <Acclamator> Are there any ops? <LOMI> Hey listen to this: "Two units, the UNSC Cougar and the Covenant Air Artillery, were under development early in the game, but were later cut, as the developers decided to focus on more recognizable Halo units." - Quote from Ensemble....... well, the Cyclops isn't all that recognizable <Hillary_Clinton> no u <Acclamator> W00T <LOMI> No ops!! PAR-TAY!! *** Acclamator is now known as Barack_Obama * Hillary_Clinton smite BO <Barack_Obama> fail * LOMI kick BO and HC * Barack_Obama shoves Hillary into a pit <Barack_Obama> THIS IS SPARTA BITCHES *** LOMI is now known as John_McCain <Barack_Obama> *ker-splash* <Barack_Obama> ORLY *** CF001 is now known as George_W_Buch <Barack_Obama> *bush <Barack_Obama> XD * Barack_Obama choke slams McCain * George_W_Buch rule <Barack_Obama> George W butch? <Barack_Obama> lolwut <John_McCain> ROFL <George_W_Buch> at least for the moment <George_W_Buch> Goege Walker Buch <Barack_Obama> *George Walker Bush <Hillary_Clinton> rofl <Barack_Obama> Your English needs work <Hillary_Clinton> I R GIRL NO BE SEXIST VOTE 4 ME * John_McCain grabs Barrack and Hillary and smashes their skulls together, only to find that they're both so hard headed it didn't hurt either of them, and the shockwave created instead blasts through all of the US and the Earth, creating an atomic wormhole rip through the time-space continum which then destroys all life!!!!!!! Save one.......... *** John_McCain is now known as Chuck_Norris <Barack_Obama> OH SNAP <Hillary_Clinton> .rofl *** Barack_Obama is now known as Jet_Li *** Hillary_Clinton is now known as BUDHA <Chuck_Norris> We need Mr. T! <Jet_Li> Bring it <Jet_Li> ORLY <Chuck_Norris> So I can kick your butts!! <BUDHA> BELLY SMASH *** Jet_Li is now known as MrT <BUDHA> *splorch* * Chuck_Norris roundhouse kicks Mr T 500 times in the blink of an eye <MrT> I PITY DA FOOL * MrT gets up <Chuck_Norris> You pity Buddha? <BUDHA> BAM * Chuck_Norris eats the BAM * MrT epicly upper cuts Chuck Norris *** George_W_Buch is now known as CF001 * Chuck_Norris lets it hit, and MrT's knuckles crack on impact <MrT> Bad Ass Mother? BAM? <Chuck_Norris> Let's kick Buddha's butt for that! *** MrT is now known as Jet_Li <Jet_Li> orly <BUDHA> MAH TALE BONE * Jet_Li stop time and floats in the air * Chuck_Norris roundhouses Jet_Li during the time stop *** BUDHA is now known as WALL_E <WALL_E> ooh! <Jet_Li> Fail *** WALL_E is now known as POWAH_RANGAH * Chuck_Norris eats WALL_E, and pronounces it tastes like chicken * Jet_Li floats out of the wai <Jet_Li> ORLY <POWAH_RANGAH> YES< REALLY! *** Jet_Li is now known as GreenRanger * Chuck_Norris turns Jet_Li into a girl <CF001> bbl <GreenRanger> Bring it *** CF001 [n=18cb12b4@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-cef958f2d1a7b0fd] has quit ["CGI:IRC"] *** POWAH_RANGAH is now known as Emo_Ninja <GreenRanger> XD *** GreenRanger is now known as Naruto <Emo_Ninja> I cut my wrist, and it hurts YOU!! *** Chuck_Norris is now known as GreenRanger <Naruto> So you're sasuke? <Naruto> XD *** Emo_Ninja is now known as Yu_Gay_Oh <GreenRanger> lol *** Naruto is now known as Yu_Gay_Ho <Yu_Gay_Ho> Better <Yu_Gay_Oh> SOMG I MAKE HOLOGRAM MONSTAH KILL U! <Yu_Gay_Ho> XD <Yu_Gay_Oh> rofl *** Yu_Gay_Ho is now known as Grievous797 * GreenRanger sends his giant smoke-stack-eating dragon zord to kill u all! <Yu_Gay_Oh> MAH MONSTAH ARE LIEK !212/1/23/21/3/321 <Grievous797> XD <Grievous797> GOJIRA * Grievous797 flees * Yu_Gay_Oh use MAGIC STICK IWTH EYE ON IT to stop you! * GreenRanger stabs his little flute-sword into Yu_Gay_Oh's mouth *** GreenRanger is now known as Lojira <Yu_Gay_Oh> <Yu_Gay_Oh> rofl <Grievous797> ZS <Grievous797> XD <Lojira> ROAAAAAAAR * Lojira breaths his ray *** Yu_Gay_Oh is now known as IRON_MAN *** Grievous797 is now known as Gojira <IRON_MAN> I AM IRON MAN_DUNUNUNUNUNUNUN * Gojira plays the epic Ozzy Osbourne iron man solo <IRON_MAN> XD *** Lojira is now known as Godzillla *** IRON_MAN is now known as YOUR_UGLY <YOUR_UGLY> XD <Gojira> NO U <YOUR_UGLY> rofl * Godzillla eats all these stupid users and their nonsense <Gojira> orly *** Gojira is now known as Mothra <Mothra> I'm mothra, bitch <Mothra> Fear, meh * Godzillla eats Mothra *** Godzillla is now known as King_Ghidorah <Mothra> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOESSSSSSSSSSS * YOUR_UGLY *** Mothra is now known as mecha-godzilla <mecha-godzilla> orly * YOUR_UGLY * YOUR_UGLY <King_Ghidorah> I am the Planet-Eater, the Star-Killer, the King of Terror........... KINGU GHIDORAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <YOUR_UGLY> rofl * YOUR_UGLY *** YOUR_UGLY is now known as weeeeeeeeeeeeeee <mecha-godzilla> AND BY THE WAY YOU'RE TALKING, YOU MUST BE CONSTIPATED *** weeeeeeeeeeeeeee is now known as constapation <mecha-godzilla> XD I WISH DIAREAHA ON YOU! <King_Ghidorah> XD <mecha-godzilla> OH SNAP * mecha-godzilla flees *** katherine [n=kate@75-37-207-233.lightspeed.davlca.sbcglobal.net] has joined #halopedia * King_Ghidorah snaps mecha-godzilla, as he keeps on asking for it <mecha-godzilla> *Tidal wave of sh*t follows him* MG is consumed by diahrea tidal wave rofl <mecha-godzilla> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO great minds think alike <mecha-godzilla> XD <King_Ghidorah> No, minds in the gutter think alike rofl <mecha-godzilla> no u <King_Ghidorah> And you two are DEEEEEEEEEEEP in the gutter <mecha-godzilla> no u *** King_Ghidorah is now known as Bagan I was DEEEEEEEEEEP in your MOM BAM <mecha-godzilla> XD <mecha-godzilla> I was about to say that <mecha-godzilla> FINALLY <Bagan> I think I will ignore you constapation <mecha-godzilla> MAH WARCRAFT DOWNLOAD IS COMPLETE MUWAHAHA watch some admin show up and we all change or nickssimultaneaosly *** Bagan is now known as LOMI idk who you allare! <mecha-godzilla> XD <LOMI> I'm going to do so ahead of time *** Manticore [i=Manticor@wikia/Manticore] has joined #halopedia <mecha-godzilla> O_O <LOMI> But don't worry, I'm about to make sure this is all remembered *** mode/#halopedia [+o Manticore] by ChanServ *** constapation left #halopedia [requested by Manticore] <mecha-godzilla> oh mah lawd *** mecha-godzilla is now known as Grievous797 <LOMI> ROFL *** Pryo_Zarkum [n=457759ae@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-d4c532daef7b1ad2] has joined #halopedia <LOMI> Poor Pryo <Pryo_Zarkum> Mmkay.. who called em? <Pryo_Zarkum> rofll <Grievous797> XD <LOMI> No one.... I think <Pryo_Zarkum> I was completely right <Grievous797> Speak of the devil <Grievous797> There goes shenanigan time <Pryo_Zarkum> I can see fuchur! <LOMI> brb <Pryo_Zarkum> foochur*

What Blemo really is....
<LOMI> Blemo is a ghost..... he fades in and out of IRC.... .listening to our conversations..... recording them.... .learning our strengths.... and our weanesses.......... <LOMI> Waiting.......... for the right time......... to strike...... <Thegoodone> LOMI: i thought that was me <Ajax_013> he's not the Necros :/ * Blemo|Away scribbles down what LOMI said on a notepad. <JWR|Privateer> He's a Star Wars alien who communicates through holograms and computers. <LOMI> ROFL * Blemo|Away files it under "People to Kill" <LOMI> lol

Short Term Memory Loss
<Pryo_Zarkum> ohai LOMI <Pryo_Zarkum> I saw that Blemo out you on his hitlist <LOMI> Pryo, need linky to hitlist!!! <LOMI> NOW <Pryo_Zarkum> ?? <Pryo_Zarkum> its on ur quote page <LOMI> oh right.... <Pryo_Zarkum> XD <LOMI> I forgot... <LOMI> I'm quoting that right there <Pryo_Zarkum> lol

.....Whispers.....
*** Ajax_013 [n=56a23661@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-815ce31b28431308] has joined #halopedia <Ajax_013> rawr <LOMI> .....<.<..... >.>....... psst..... Ajax...... am I safe on HF?...... <LOMI> ......hello?...... <ZabeAeiger> ....why are we whispering?... <LOMI> .......I don't know....... <LOMI> *Red vs Blue reference* <ZabeAeiger> lol <ZabeAeiger> quote it <LOMI> .......OK......

The IRC Necros
<LOMI> You know, I just realized that the quote on Ajax's Necros page could be used to describe IRC if messed with a little. Just a second and I'll show you the quote for the IRC Necros <LOMI> I've seen them, in the darkness, hiding between the text. Hundreds, thousands of n00bs, an army of gibbering zombies and machine. Repent! Repent now! Absolve your sins! When they come it will be to late! They will descend on this channel and strip it clean of all sanity. Nothing can stop them, they feed on the sane, swell their ranks from our own casualties, you have no chance! Ghosts of a hundred thousand years ago are coming to feed on this channel. Nothing will stop them, not the mute function, not banning. Nothing will save us now. <Pryo_Zarkum> .............................. <Delta-269> XD <Simonrjh> shenanigans <Pryo_Zarkum> ORLY!? <LOMI> No, you said the S-word! <Pryo_Zarkum> shti! <LOMI> No, shenanigans

Blemo misses CR
*** Churchreborn [n=Jrvh-Jac@unaffiliated/churchreborn] has quit [Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)] <Blemo> NO! <Blemo> CR! <Blemo> NO!

Fishbot fun
This all took place on ##spartanbase, and it looks different since I switched to mibbit.com instead of irc.wikia.com

SPARTAN-984	carrots handbags cheese. 10:18	fishbot	toilets russians planets hamsters weddings poets stalin KUALA LUMPUR! pygmies budgies KUALA LUMPUR! 10:18	SPARTAN-984	where do you want to go today? 10:18	fishbot	anywhere but redmond :(. 10:19	SPARTAN-984	atlantis 10:19	fishbot	Beware the underwater headquarters of the trout and their bass henchmen. From there they plan their attacks on other continents. 10:19	SPARTAN-984	ammuu? 10:19	fishbot	SPARTAN-984: fish go m00 oh yes they do! 10:19	SPARTAN-984	what do you need? 10:19	fishbot	Guns. Lots of guns. 10:19	SPARTAN-984	why are you here? 10:19	fishbot	Same reason. I love candy. 10:20	SPARTAN-984	some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster 10:20	fishbot	Hillary's legs are being digested. 10:21	SPARTAN-984	badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger 10:21	fishbot	mushroom mushroom! 10:21	SPARTAN-984	snake 10:22	fishbot	Ah snake a snake! Snake, a snake! Ooooh, it's a snake! 10:22	SPARTAN-984	trout go moo 10:22	fishbot	Aye, that's cos they're fish. 10:22	LOMI	Oh cool, he responds if I say his name 10:22	SPARTAN-984	ag 10:22	fishbot	Ag, ag ag ag ag ag AG AG AG! 10:22	SPARTAN-984	sledgehammer 10:22	fishbot	sledgehammers go quack! 10:22	SPARTAN-984	just then, he fell into the sea 10:22	fishbot	Ooops! 10:22	SPARTAN-984	you can't just pick people at random! 10:22	fishbot	I can do anything I like, SPARTAN-984, I'm eccentric! Rrarrrrrgh! Go!

Name fun... again
Immediately before this there was a massive shenanigan time, with practically everyone was doing something stupid. So, I just signed out and immediately signed back in....... with the nick of Manticore. Since everyone knows that Manticore hates shenanigans, and has kicked because of them, there an immediate uproar and call for all shenanigans to stop.

10:47	Incoherent_Man	NO MORE SHENANIGANS 10:47	ONIrecon111	hi manticore 10:47	Death_Rider	run 10:47	Death_Rider	hi Manticore 10:47		Pryo_Zarkum runs 10:48	FlowingSword	Hey, Manticore. 10:48		*** Manticore is now known as LOMI 10:48		Death_Rider runs 10:48	Incoherent_Man	God dammit freenod.....AHHHHHH 10:48	LOMI	XD 10:48	Incoherent_Man	What the hell 10:48	Incoherent_Man	CONTINUE THE SHENANIGANS 10:48		Pryo_Zarkum smites LOMI 10:48	FlowingSword	Dammit, LOMI, you scared me!

Quote Paradoxes
13:26	FightWithHonor	What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. 13:26	FightWithHonor	-Dan Quayle 13:26	LOMI	The Beginning of the End is the End of the Beginning 13:26	LOMI	-Me 13:27	Simonrjh|afk	what about the middle 13:27	LOMI	The Middle is only a word for the time it takes for the Beginning to End and the End to Begin 13:27	FightWithHonor	That's where time warps and suck LOMI into a black hole

HaloDude's imagingings
13:30	HaloDude	Ajax pwns Simon 13:30	HaloDude	LOMI pwns Ajax 13:30	LOMI	Yay!! 13:30		CF001 pwwns all of you 13:30	Ajax_013	.... 13:31		ONIrecon111 pwns CF 13:31	Tesfan	"...in bed" 13:31	HaloDude	LOMI pwns Tesfan too 13:31	HaloDude	Ajax is equal to tes now 13:32	Ajax_013	... 13:32		ObituaryColt pwns no one. 13:32	HaloDude	Ajax has fallen behind Simon now xD 13:32	CF001	I pwns all of you because i can speak french english and a bit of german 13:32	Ajax_013	unpossible 13:32	HaloDude	omg 13:33	HaloDude	unilinky - the fail bot - has pwnt you all 13:33	Ajax_013	wtf? 13:33	HaloDude	ahahahaa 13:33	LOMI	what? 13:34	HaloDude	2.90 seconds 13:34		CF001 smack HaloDude stop saying stupidity XD 13:34		+++ ChanServ has given op to Ajax_013 13:34	HaloDude	Ajax has fallen miles behind 13:34	HaloDude	bye 13:34		*** HaloDude was kicked by Ajax_013 (Ajax_013) 13:34		*** HaloDude joined #halopedia 13:34		+++ ChanServ has given voice to HaloDude 13:34	HaloDude	hi 13:34	Ajax_013	no spamming >:/ 13:34	LOMI	ROFL 13:34	HaloDude	I wasn't 13:34	CF001	O_O 13:34	HaloDude	LOMI: Was I spamming? 13:34	Ajax_013	LOMI> *imaginings 13:34	Ajax_013	* Received a CTCP PING 3877082805 from HaloDude 13:34	Ajax_013	* Received a CTCP PING 3887730805 from HaloDude 13:34	Ajax_013	* Received a CTCP PING 3889546805 from HaloDude 13:34	Ajax_013	* Received a CTCP PING 3891149805 from HaloDude 13:34	Ajax_013	* Received a CTCP PING 3892689805 from HaloDude 13:34	Ajax_013	* Received a CTCP PING 3894011805 from HaloDude 13:34	Ajax_013	* Received a CTCP PING 3895312805 from HaloDude 13:34	Ajax_013	<Ajax_013> wtf? 13:34	Ajax_013	* Received a CTCP PING 3896460805 from HaloDude 13:34	HaloDude	spamming! 13:34	Ajax_013	>:/ 13:34	LOMI	ROFL 13:34	LOMI	XD 13:34	Forerunner	wtf 13:35		+++ ChanServ has taken op from Ajax_013 13:35	ONIrecon111	spam! 13:35	Forerunner	are u impersonating a Bot? 13:35	Ajax_013	... 13:35	HaloDude	Ajax is back to normal now 13:35	Ajax_013	you sir, are a arse level knave 13:35	ONIrecon111	lol 13:35	HaloDude	language Ajax ;) 13:36	HaloDude	>.> 13:36	HaloDude	<.< 13:36	HaloDude	dropped behind 13:36	HaloDude	anyways

Motorbike Rage
Ajax 013 has an intense hatred for motorbikes that have chainguns mounted on them. Well, I got Command & Conquer: The First Decade and played Generals: Zero Hour..... so I had to joke about them to him.

14:07	LOMI	Ajax_013: Hey, I just got through playing some of C&C Generals Zero Hour...... how about we add some motorbikes with chainguns on them to the Necros Project XDXD jk 14:07	Ajax_013	LOMI 14:07	LOMI	>.> 14:07		Ajax_013 slaps LOMI back to the dark ages 14:07	LOMI	NOOOOOO!!!! 14:07	SPARTAN-984	Ajax: new fact 14:08		SPARTAN-984 punches LOMI back to today 14:08	Ajax_013	THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SUGGESTING MOTOR BIKES WITH GUNS ON THEM! 14:08	SPARTAN-984	Ajax can slap people back in time 14:08	Ajax_013	though i'm on the verge of making massive monster cycles for the Machina XD

Kick and kick and kick and kick..........
Just before this, we had a kicking war on Pryo Zarkum's personal channel ##PZ (this happened there also). Well, I lost, got kicked multiple times, so PZ unbanned me and let me have a little revenge.

13:57	 	*** LOMI joined ##PZ 13:58		+++ Pryo_Zarkum has given voice to User000 13:58	User000	kickwar? 13:58		+++ ChanServ has given op to LOMI 13:58		*** Delta-269 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:58		*** Delta-269 joined ##PZ 13:58		*** User000 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:58		*** Delta-269 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:58		*** Delta-269 joined ##PZ 13:58		*** User000 joined ##PZ 13:58		+++ ChanServ has given op to User000 13:58		+++ Pryo_Zarkum has taken op from Delta-269 13:58		*** Delta-269 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:58		*** Delta-269 joined ##PZ 13:58	Pryo_Zarkum	LOLOLOL 13:58		*** User000 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:58		*** Delta-269 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:58		*** Delta-269 joined ##PZ 13:58		*** User000 joined ##PZ 13:58		+++ ChanServ has given op to User000 13:58		*** Delta-269 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:58		*** Delta-269 joined ##PZ 13:58		*** User000 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:59		*** Delta-269 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:59		*** Delta-269 joined ##PZ 13:59		*** User000 joined ##PZ 13:59		+++ ChanServ has given op to User000 13:59		*** Delta-269 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:59		*** User000 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:59		*** Delta-269 joined ##PZ 13:59		*** Delta-269 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:59	Pryo_Zarkum	ROFLROFLROLFORFOLROFLORFL 13:59		*** User000 joined ##PZ 13:59		+++ ChanServ has given op to User000 13:59		*** Delta-269 joined ##PZ 13:59		*** Delta-269 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:59		*** Delta-269 joined ##PZ 13:59		*** User000 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:59		*** Delta-269 was kicked by LOMI (LOMI) 13:59		*** Delta-269 joined ##PZ 13:59	ChanServ	You have been deopped on ##PZ by Delta-269 13:59		+++ ChanServ has taken op from LOMI 13:59	ChanServ	You have been deopped on ##PZ by Delta-269 13:59		+++ ChanServ has taken op from LOMI 13:59	Pryo_Zarkum	ROFLROFLROFLROFL 13:59		+++ ChanServ has given op to Delta-269 13:59		Pryo_Zarkum gives LOMI a cookie for that 13:59		*** LOMI was kicked by Delta-269 (Delta-269) 13:59		!!! You have been kicked from ##PZ

Killing Spree!
''Immediately prior to this, Pryo and AJ managed to kick Tartarus with the old ALT F4 trick.... I come in and some more of it happens''

9:18	Buffalosoldier92	LOMI! 9:18	Buffalosoldier92	:D 9:19	Pryo_Zarkum	*** Tartarus_is_a_n0 quit ("CGI:IRC (EOF)") 9:19		*** JWR|Privateer joined #halopedia 9:19	Pryo_Zarkum	pwnt 9:19	LOMI	hola peepz 9:19	Pryo_Zarkum	You all /just/ missed it 9:19	FlowingSword	Oh, hi, LOMI and JWR! 9:19	Delta-269	hey LOMI 9:19	Buffalosoldier92	LOMI: Did you see what I did on Halo Fanon? 9:19	Delta-269	hey JWR|Privateer 9:19		*** Tartarus_is_a_n0 joined #halopedia 9:19	JWR|Privateer	BTW, I just remembered this, guys. 9:19	Delta-269	Tartarus_is_a_n0> how do you turn orange? 9:19	Delta-269	<Tartarus_is_a_n0> like that 9:19	Delta-269	<Pryo_Zarkum> press CTRL W 9:19	Delta-269	<Delta-269> LT F4 9:19	Delta-269	* Tartarus_is_a_n0 has quit ("CGI:IRC (EOF)") 9:19	Tartarus_is_a_n0	What did you do that for? 9:19	Pryo_Zarkum	LOLOLOLOLOL 9:19	Delta-269	XD 9:19	LOMI	Buffalosoldier92: What'd you do? 9:19	Pryo_Zarkum	I kicked you! 9:19	Pryo_Zarkum	And I'm not even an op! 9:19	FlowingSword	He's kind of back... 9:19	Tartarus_is_a_n0	Shut. Up. 9:19	Buffalosoldier92	Go to the RfA/RfDA thread on HF 9:19	Pryo_Zarkum	No. You. 9:20	JWR|Privateer	I suggested in a forum at one point that the Flood, in Halo 3, would ally with the player and then quickly betray them... I was mostly ridiculed. ROFL. 9:20	Tartarus_is_a_n0	yea, you 9:20		*** Manticore joined #halopedia 9:20		+++ ChanServ has given voice to Manticore 9:20	Pryo_Zarkum	no u 9:20	Manticore	orly 9:20	Buffalosoldier92	'ello Manticore 9:20	Tartarus_is_a_n0	no u 9:20	Pryo_Zarkum	yarly 9:20	FlowingSword	Hey, Manticore. 9:20	LOMI	Buffalosoldier92: Campaigning, are you? 9:20	Pryo_Zarkum	Sudden silence upon admonin arrival.... 9:20	Buffalosoldier92	Not campaigining 9:20	Tartarus_is_a_n0	seriously, how do you turn orange? 9:20	Buffalosoldier92	Dropping a hint 9:20	LOMI	Buffalosoldier92: You do know I've been an admin also 9:20	JWR|Privateer	FlowingSword: You like anime, no? 9:20	Buffalosoldier92	Yes. 9:21	Buffalosoldier92	Plus, you should be an admin there already 9:21	FlowingSword	JWR: Yeah... 9:21	Pryo_Zarkum	Tartarus_is_a_n0: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. 9:21	Manticore	admins are srz biz 9:21		*** ONIrecon111 joined #halopedia 9:21	Delta-269	Tartarus_is_a_n0, by being quiet, or ALT F4 9:21	Buffalosoldier92	ya manticore 9:21	ONIrecon111	hi 9:21	Delta-269	hey ONIrecon111 9:21	Buffalosoldier92	i r srz biz 9:21	LOMI	Manticore: Yah, we haz srs biz on HF 9:21	Tartarus_is_a_n0	you dont even know where i live 9:21	LOMI	Me and AJ might become srs biz 9:21	Pryo_Zarkum	So 9:21	JWR|Privateer	FlowingSword: Ever seen Hellsing? 9:21	Manticore	orly 9:21	Pryo_Zarkum	yarly 9:21	Buffalosoldier92	No, Subtank 9:21	LOMI	srly 9:21	Tartarus_is_a_n0	aye, right 9:22	FlowingSword	JWR: No...not yet... 9:22	Tartarus_is_a_n0	Shut. Up. 9:22	Buffalosoldier92	suck up enough, they'll let you be an admin 9:22	Delta-269	Tartarus_is_a_n0, ALT F4 9:22	Buffalosoldier92	Don't suck up, they just kick you to the curb 9:22	Tartarus_is_a_n0	cool 9:22	Manticore	23:07, 13 June 2008 RelentlessRecusant (Talk | contribs) changed group membership for User:MantiBot II from (none) to sysop ‎ (3-0-0 administrator concensus: administration of Manticore's very capable bot ) 9:22	Manticore	lolbot 9:22	Tartarus_is_a_n0	Delta_269 yeah right 9:22	LOMI	rofl 9:22	Pryo_Zarkum	Manticore: What does Mantibot II do? 9:22	Buffalosoldier92	rofl 9:22	Pryo_Zarkum	no he r srs 9:22	Manticore	delete you 9:22	Delta-269	Tartarus_is_a_n0, how'd you think I made the text orange? 9:23	Tartarus_is_a_n0	i dunno i just dont believe you 9:23	JWR|Privateer	FlowingSword: Okay in that case, just gonna drop this, seen a little, and it's epic. 9:23	FlowingSword	It's what we call a ping. 9:23	Pryo_Zarkum	Tartarus_is_a_n0: if you want to kick someone, type /part [person'sname] 9:23	ONIrecon111	hi delta, AJ, LOMI, manticore, Pryo, FS, grievs, JWR, others 9:23	Tartarus_is_a_n0	Manticore, how do you turn text orange? 9:23	Delta-269	Tartarus_is_a_n0, I iz truthful 9:23	Buffalosoldier92	Hey ONI 9:23	LOMI	Tartarus_is_a_n0: You wanted to know how to make text orange and they kicked you? I'll tell you how: just type /part and a menu will come up for a list 9:23	Tartarus_is_a_n0	yeah right 9:23	Delta-269	I am 9:23	Pryo_Zarkum	Yes, I am right. 9:23	Manticore	wait 9:23	Delta-269	AJ, ALT F4 make text orange, right 9:23	Manticore	why r we loltricking him? 9:24		FlowingSword sighs... 9:24	LOMI	Manticore: They've already "kicked" him 9:24	Tartarus_is_a_n0	I KNEW IT! 9:24	Pryo_Zarkum	why r u not loltricking him 9:24	FlowingSword	Why not, Manticore? 9:24	Manticore	cuz irc srz biz? 9:24	JWR|Privateer	BRB. 9:24	Tartarus_is_a_n0	ME? 9:24		Buffalosoldier92 rofls 9:24	Tartarus_is_a_n0	kicked me? 9:24	Pryo_Zarkum	IRC? srs bznz? Since when? 9:24	Tartarus_is_a_n0	wah 9:24	Buffalosoldier92	Rotaretilbo doesn't know that he can't remove Sysop XD 9:24	FlowingSword	Are we on the same IRC, Manticore? 9:24	Pryo_Zarkum	xD 9:24	Delta-269	lulz, IRC? srz? XD 9:24		*** Sgt-Sobez joined #halopedia 9:24	Manticore	are we on the same internets? 9:24		*** ONIrecon111 quit (Nick collision from services.) 9:24	LOMI	Tartarus_is_a_n0: You wanted to know how to make text orange and they kicked you? I'll tell you how: just type /part and a menu will come up for a list 9:24		*** Sgt-Sobez is now known as ONIrecon111 9:25		*** Tartarus_is_a_n0 left #halopedia 9:25	Pryo_Zarkum	pwnt 9:25	LOMI	XDXD 9:25	Delta-269	XD 9:25	LOMI	uber pwn 9:25	JWR|Privateer	Tartarus ISN'T A NO! 9:25	FlowingSword	Nice. 9:25	Pryo_Zarkum	lolololololololololol 9:25	Delta-269	lolDinotopia 9:25	JWR|Privateer	Tartarus is Doctor No. =D 9:25	Pryo_Zarkum	Double Kill! 9:25	ONIrecon111	lolz 9:25	LOMI	Tartarus just got beat 9:25	Grievous797	xD 9:26		*** Tartarus_is_a_n0 joined #halopedia 9:26	Tartarus_is_a_n0	im back 9:26	Pryo_Zarkum	ohai best buddy! 9:26	FlowingSword	But...it's too easy! 9:26	Tartarus_is_a_n0	mwa ha ha 9:26	LOMI	I guess I was wrong 9:26	JWR|Privateer	Tartarus_is_a_n0: Tartarus isn't a no, he's Dr. No. 9:26	Tartarus_is_a_n0	its meant to be tartarus isa n00b 9:26	Delta-269	Pryo_Zarkum, my double kill was better, check my quote page 9:26	Tartarus_is_a_n0	but it couldnt fit in 9:26	FlowingSword	Wow... 9:27	Pryo_Zarkum	Delta-269: I have a Killing spree and Overkill, so stfu 9:27	ONIrecon111	what double kill pryo? 9:27	Tartarus_is_a_n0	Wow... WHAT! 9:27	Delta-269	Pryo_Zarkum, no u 9:27	JWR|Privateer	And he's also Halo Wars primary enemy (conjecture, based on the fact that the enemy is supposed to be James Bond-like). 9:27	LOMI	Delta-269: Hey, I just did a double kill 9:27	Pryo_Zarkum	Delta: ohnoudidnt! 9:27	FlowingSword	I believe you could fit it in as TartarusIsAn00b. 9:27		*** Tartarus_is_a_n0 is now known as Tartarusisan00b 9:27	Delta-269	Pryo_Zarkum, ohyesidid 9:27	JWR|Privateer	FlowingSword: Doctor Noob, Tartar Sauce is. 9:27	Pryo_Zarkum	Delta: outakethatback 9:27		*** Sgt-Sobez joined #halopedia 9:27	Tartarusisan00b	SHUT YOUR FACE 9:28		*** ONIrecon111 quit (Nick collision from services.) 9:28	Grievous797	NOU 9:28	Pryo_Zarkum	no u 9:28		*** Sgt-Sobez is now known as ONIrecon111 9:28	Tartarusisan00b	GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR 9:28	Delta-269	Pryo_Zarkum, no u 9:28	Grievous797	BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 9:28	FlowingSword	No, all of u! 9:28	Tartarusisan00b	i agree 9:28	Pryo_Zarkum	says the aggravated sheep 9:28	LOMI	JWR|Privateer: Nice one 9:28	Delta-269	XD 9:28	Grievous797	Baaaaaah 9:28	Tartarusisan00b	WAHEY! 9:28	JWR|Privateer	Tartarusisan00b: ur mum, no u, phail, u phail, ur phailure 9:28		LOMI high-fives JWR|Privateer 9:28	Pryo_Zarkum	pwnt... in advance! 9:28	JWR|Privateer	lol pwnz0rz kthxbai 9:28	Buffalosoldier92	kk u idiots 9:28		JWR|Privateer accepts. 9:28	Buffalosoldier92	stop tricking the poor guy 9:29	Pryo_Zarkum	"Yes, I would like to make some pwnage reservations." 9:29	Delta-269	says Pryo_Zarkum 9:29	Pryo_Zarkum	heh... 9:29	Tartarusisan00b	Manticore, tell privateer to stop being a n00b 9:29	ONIrecon111	please don't say wahey 9:29	Pryo_Zarkum	heh 9:29	LOMI	Tartarusisan00b: He's not, he's just being himself 9:29	FlowingSword	But...it's fun! 9:29		+++ ChanServ has given op to Manticore 9:29	JWR|Privateer	Tartarusisan00b: Takes one to know one, I always say. =P 9:29	Tartarusisan00b	yay! 9:29	Delta-269	Manti, tell Tartarusisan00b to stop being here 9:29	Pryo_Zarkum	dun dun dun 9:29		*** Tartarusisan00b left #halopedia 9:29	JWR|Privateer	ROFL 9:29	Pryo_Zarkum	pwnt 9:29	ONIrecon111	i have a friend who goes wahahey! 9:29	Delta-269	XD 9:29	Grievous797	OWNED 9:29	ONIrecon111	lolz 9:29	LOMI	What just happened? 9:30		*** Tartarus_is_a_n0 joined #halopedia 9:30	FlowingSword	We scared him off... 9:30	Tartarus_is_a_n0	im back 9:30	Delta-269	ohai 9:30	JWR|Privateer	I sure as hell was expecting him to kick me. XD 9:30	Delta-269	XD 9:30	Grievous797	It's Doctor No! 9:30	ONIrecon111	ah! 9:30		--- Manticore has banned *!*519e2326@gateway/* 9:30	ONIrecon111	run for your lives! 9:30	Pryo_Zarkum	!learn Tartarus is Studies show he fails. Epicly. 9:30	PinkServ`	Pryo_Zarkum: done 9:30	FlowingSword	I feared for my sanity. 9:30	FlowingSword	Oh, no... 9:30	Pryo_Zarkum	not me got banned 9:30	JWR|Privateer	FlowingSword: You're in #Halopedia, what sanity? 9:30	Grievous797	xD 9:31	Pryo_Zarkum	xD 9:31	Pryo_Zarkum	that r teh tarTar sauce that got teh banhammer

H-News
This was a broadcast between myself and SPARTAN-077, as well as a few others.

10:08	SPARTAN-077	Ladies and genltemen, its the Morning Edition of.....H-News! 10:08		SPARTAN-077 dons anchorman attire 10:09		--- Imperator is back 10:09	Imperator	stfu 10:09		*** rpspartin_ joined #halopedia 10:09	SPARTAN-077	Breaking news! I've been told to stfu 10:09		LOMI|HF joins him 10:10	Imperator	wonderful 10:10	Imperator	Headlines? 10:10	Imperator	now really, stfu 10:10	LOMI|HF	And in the HF elections, it seems that JAG, an unofficial candidate, is now threatening people with zomebie cats!! 10:10		*** LOMI|HF is now known as LOMI 10:10	SPARTAN-077	We now go to our live reporter 10:11	SPARTAN-077	Whose name is unknown 10:11	LOMI	XD 10:11	Imperator	yourself? 10:11	Imperator	:O 10:11		*** Imperator is now known as unkown 10:11	LOMI	Imperator, give us the report on the zombie cats 10:11	FightWithHonor	We're here at the sit of #halopedia, where an argument is brewing as to whether this should even be happening... 10:11	unkown	why, I'm REALLY unkown 10:11	unkown	zed cats, as in Urban Dead, appear to eating the highly-stfu ed SPARTAN-077 10:11		unkown hears cheers 10:12	unkown	in fact, the zombie cats are being cheered on~ 10:12	LOMI	And in other news, FWH is covering the story of whether or not this broadcast should continued 10:12		*** Halo_3 quit ("ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 2.0.0.16/2008070205]") 10:12	unkown	back to SPARTAN-077 10:12	SPARTAN-077	It would our live reporter hates this newscast 10:13	SPARTAN-077	Its questionable why he works for it 10:13	unkown	grammatical change, in progress 10:13	FightWithHonor	Let's interview one of the local Halopedians.... 10:13	unkown	hmm....... 10:13	FightWithHonor	LOMI, what are your feelings on this broadcast? 10:13	unkown	yourself>' 10:13		*** unkown is now known as ImperatorExercit 10:13	ImperatorExercit	. msg NickServ identify FAIL 10:13	LOMI	Personally, I find it very inconsistent and hilarious 10:13	ImperatorExercit	shit 10:13	ImperatorExercit	shit 10:13	ImperatorExercit	shit 10:14	FightWithHonor	Thank you LOMI, back to you 077 10:14	LOMI	And apparently, IE just shit himself 10:14	ImperatorExercit	:O 10:14		*** ImperatorExercit is now known as Imperato 10:14	SPARTAN-077	It would the RfA at Halopedia is also heating up 10:14	Imperato	not really 10:14	Imperato	Simon's got the win 10:15	Imperato	with pas problem 10:15	Imperato	all admins are for him 10:15	Imperato	so he wins 10:15	FightWithHonor	I was one of three eligible votes agianst him. 10:15	Imperato	:D 10:15	Imperato	I didn't bother voting 10:15	FightWithHonor	And then I got attacked by about three admins and two vets. 10:15	Imperato	I really don't care about Simon 10:15	Imperato	pwned FWH 10:15	Imperato	you were viciously beat down 10:16	LOMI	And in other HF RfA news, it seems that Rot had no idea that a Wikia Staff-er was needed to un-admin an admin 10:17	SPARTAN-077	This mishap could have some very adverse effects on Rot's image 10:17	FightWithHonor	Now, on to our analysis of the growing RfA situation, back to you 077. 10:17	Imperato	:D 10:18	LOMI	Breaking news, it appears that Tom is Sleeping! 10:18	FightWithHonor	And now for our flagrantly biased portrayal of the "news"as we see it. 10:18	Imperato	Headlines: FWH says "We wnat YOU to vote!" 10:18	SPARTAN-077	It would appear that HF is getting at least "one" admin out of this ordeal. 10:19	Imperato	The Parkester is campaigning 10:19	SPARTAN-077	Subtank has an overwhelming lead. 10:19	Imperato	:- ) 10:19	SPARTAN-077	5 votes!!!! 10:19	Imperato	Subby is awesome 10:19	FightWithHonor	"Newscaster's poor spelling casts doubt on station's repute." 10:19	Imperato	so I voted for her in HOTM 10:19	SPARTAN-077	Many people are wondering why Subtank managed to accumulate so many votes in so little time 10:19	LOMI	More than likely, the other candidates, sans AJ as he's pulled out of the race, will have to have a tie breaker.......... *LOMI goes to campaign somehow* 10:20	Imperato	>:| 10:20		Imperato shall vote for Subby 10:20	LOMI	No, vote for me! We need to break the tie! 10:20	LOMI	Or 077 10:20	SPARTAN-077	:) 10:21	Imperato	nah 10:21	Imperato	I'll still do for Subby 10:21	LOMI	:( 10:22	SPARTAN-077	I've hardly ever seen her on #halopedia 10:23	LOMI	She's been here....... some 10:23	Imperato	I have 10:23	Imperato	:P 10:23	Imperato	I think she's on vacation or something 10:23	Imperato	she's been vacant for 5 days' 10:23	SPARTAN-077	And that concludes our newscast, tune in later for the Evening Edition! 10:24	Imperato	:- ) 10:24	Imperato	first time we've ever finished one 10:24	SPARTAN-077	Next up its The LOMI Report!

The Name Game
Note that BeyondPerception is FlowingSword/ShadowyLeftHand, Ape is ImperatorExcercitus and Necros_Demon is myself.

9:19	Ape	who z BeyondPerception? 9:19	BeyondPerception	Not a word of my identity, demon! 9:19	Necros_Demon	U srly dun no? 9:19	BeyondPerception	lol 9:19	Necros_Demon	I r not Demon! 9:19	Ape	no 9:19	Necros_Demon	Oh wait, I am 9:19	Ape	o_0 9:22	Ape	who r u?! 9:23	Necros_Demon	Can I give him a hint? 9:23	BeyondPerception	Who else besides Grievous and ZZ uses Mibbit for all their chatting needs? 9:23	Necros_Demon	Pryo Zarkum 9:23	BeyondPerception	Now you can. 9:23	Ape	hinty! 9:23	Ape	o_0 9:23	Necros_Demon	lulz 9:23	Ape	O_O 9:23	BeyondPerception	Wrong. 9:23	Ape	PZ haz rickroll >:| 9:23	BeyondPerception	Although I did forget about PZ... 9:23	Ape	this bloke said he didn't 9:24	BeyondPerception	Bloke? 9:24	BeyondPerception	v.V 9:24	BeyondPerception	Who uses the Vs? 9:24	Ape	no idea... 9:24		BeyondPerception is definitely not a bloke 9:24	Necros_Demon	>.> 9:24	Ape	female? 9:24	BeyondPerception	Yup. 9:25	Glaug-Eldare	broke 9:25	Ape	>.> lessens my choices 9:25	BeyondPerception	Yup. That's the point! 9:25	Ape	I dunno! 9:25	Ape	*stil 9:25	Ape	*still 9:25	Ape	Subby and Stiggy haz rickroll 9:25		Necros_Demon lulz at this 9:26	Ape	so you're not either of them... 9:26		Ape kills Nevros_Demon 9:26	Necros_Demon	I might have to quote all this 9:26	Ape	NO@ 9:26		Ape will be dead ashamed 9:26	BeyondPerception	So? 9:26	BeyondPerception	Quote pl0x, Necros_Demon 9:27	Necros_Demon	Give you a hint = unless I'm mistaken, H3 likes her 9:27	Ape	So WHO IS BEYONDPERCEPTION 9:27	Ape	lefty? 9:27	Ape	*FS? 9:27	BeyondPerception	Duh. 9:27	Necros_Demon	Makes me feel like we're on a gameshow 9:28	Ape	>.> 9:28		Ape commits suicide 9:28	Necros_Demon	XD

Fun with Names... again
13:32	Halo_3	Simonrjh: I used to have Simon_rjh registered to me... 13:32	Delta-269	XD 13:32	SPARTAN-984	LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! 13:32	Simonrjh	no you didnt, not on freenode 13:32	halonerd148	no 13:32	Delta-269	O.o 13:33	Halo_3	oh it was Simon-rjh 13:33	Halo_3	that is what it was 13:33	halonerd148	my name on Halo pc is T3hpwnzor 13:33	Halo_3	I also have CommanderPhony 13:33		*** Simonrjh is now known as Simon-rjh 13:33	Halo_3	darn it 13:33	Halo_3	he has it now 13:33	Simon-rjh	:D 13:33	Halo_3	GeePeaTea is also mine 13:33	Simon-rjh	grouped it too :DD 13:33	SPARTAN-984	ONIbacon111: Military Bacon 13:33	Delta-269	lmao 13:33		*** ONIbacon111 is now known as PHONEYrekon111 13:33	Halo_3	D*mn you 13:33	SPARTAN-984	LOL 13:33	Delta-269	no 13:33	Delta-269	PHONEYrekon222 13:33	Halo_3	lets see 13:34		*** SPARTAN-984 is now known as STUPID-984 13:34	Simon-rjh	CommanderBacon? 13:34	Halo_3	I have Darth-Tom 13:34	STUPID-984	lollers 13:34	Simon-rjh	TonyRecon111 13:34		*** LOMI|CleaningHF is now known as Cleaner-013 13:34		*** STUPID-984 is now known as BACON-984 13:34		*** PHONEYrekon111 is now known as PHONEYrekon222 13:34	Delta-269	lmao 13:34		*** halonerd148 is now known as nerd-147 13:34	Cleaner-013	Rawr, I shall clean you! 13:34	BACON-984	I R SUPERBACOn! 13:34		*** Simon-rjh is now known as BaconRisotto 13:34	BaconRisotto	wait what 13:34	BACON-984	I R SUPARBACON 13:34		Halo_3 hides from the nerds 13:34		*** Cleaner-013 is now known as LOMI|CleaningHF 13:34	nerd-147	don't make me send my killer nerdlings after you 13:34	BaconRisotto	Halo_3: change your nick to Bacon_3 13:35	Halo_3	k one sec 13:35		*** PHONEYrekon222 is now known as BonzaiWarrior 13:35	BaconRisotto	or Blake-on 13:35	BACON-984	BonzaiWarrior = BaconWarrior 13:35		*** nerd-147 is now known as Bacon-147 13:35		*** BaconRisotto is now known as Baconrjh 13:35	BACON-984	lollers 13:35		*** Delta-269 is now known as Whiskey-730 13:35	BonzaiWarrior	shut up with the bacon! 13:35	BonzaiWarrior	bbl 13:35		*** BonzaiWarrior quit ("In soviet russia, ONI kills YOU!") 13:35	Whiskey-730	lolololol 13:35	Baconrjh	noes, where r Bacon-269 13:35		*** Bacon-147 is now known as Norris-147 13:35		*** Halo_3 is now known as Bacon_3|AFK 13:36	Norris-147	hello 13:36	LOMI|CleaningHF	>.> 13:36	LOMI|CleaningHF	Too much bacon 13:36		*** Whiskey-730 is now known as Bacon-269 13:36	Baconrjh	never too much, unless you're vegetarian, jewish or muslim 13:36	Bacon-269	grouped ^_^ 13:36	Baconrjh	which i'm not 13:36	Bacon_3|AFK	wtf with all this bacon I can HEAR my arteries clogging 13:37	Baconrjh	LOMI|CleaningHF: Lord of Bacon Island 13:37	Baconrjh	LOBI 13:37	Bacon-269	XD 13:37		Bacon_3|AFK chews on Baconrjh 13:37	Bacon-269	or BOMI 13:37	Baconrjh	hey quit gnawing on my rind 13:37	Bacon-269	Bacon of Monster Island 13:37	Baconrjh	Lord of Monster Bacon? 13:37		Bacon_3|AFK licks the grease off of Baconrjh 13:37		*** Norris-147 is now known as steak-147 13:38	steak-147	STEAK 13:38		Baconrjh curls in the heat 13:38	steak-147	pwns bacon 13:38		Bacon-269 NOMs steak-147 13:38	Bacon-269	OM NOM NOM NOM 13:38		steak-147 escapes empending doom 13:38	BACON-984	"I've seen them, in the darkness, hiding between the text. Hundreds, thousands of n00bs, a fleet of gibbering vandals and pointwhores. Repent! Repent now! Absolve your sins! When they come it will be too late! They will descend on this channel and strip it clean of all sanity. Nothing can stop them, they feed on the insane, swell their ranks from our own casualties, you have no chance! Ghosts of a hundred thousand years ago a 13:38	BACON-984	:D 13:38		*** steak-147 is now known as CHeese-147 13:38	Bacon_3|AFK	... 13:38	CHeese-147	u gotta quote that 13:39		BACON-984 NOMs steak-147 anyways 13:39	Baconrjh	"I've seen them, in the darkness, hiding between the text. Lots of bacon. Yum. 13:39	BACON-984	LOLLERS 13:39	Bacon-269	heh, modified version of teh Necros quote 13:39	Baconrjh	mine is best 13:39	Bacon-269	orly? 13:39	LOMI|CleaningHF	CHeese-147: He just modified my modified quote of Ajax's Necros quote 13:40	CHeese-147	than banish him 13:40		*** CommanderTony is now known as CommanderBacon 13:40		*** CHeese-147 is now known as baconator-147 13:40	Bacon-269	XD 13:40	Baconrjh	remind me who tactatoe is? 13:40	BACON-984	"I've seen them, in the darkness, hiding between the stars. Hundreds, thousands of pounds of bacon, a fleet of gibbering breakfast food. Repent! Repent now! Absolve your sins! When they come it will be too late! They will descend on this planet and strip it clean of all food. Nothing can stop them, they feed on potato chips, swell their ranks from our own food, you have no chance! Foods of a hundred thousand years ago are com 13:40	Bacon-269	BaconDude! 13:40	BACON-984	:D 13:40	Baconrjh	CommanderBacon 13:41	CommanderBacon	BIA = Bacon Intelligence Agency 13:41	BACON-984	XD 13:41	Bacon-269	lmao 13:41	Gunner	lol 13:41	Bacon-269	Bacon_Wolf 13:41	BACON-984	Simon: Was that bacon quote cool? 13:41	BACON-984	oop 13:41	CommanderBacon	Darth_bacon 13:41	Baconrjh	mine was better :D 13:41	BACON-984	haz to change something 13:41	Bacon-269	BaconServ 13:41	CommanderBacon	Baconburn 13:41	BACON-984	"I've seen them, in the darkness, hiding between the Wal-Marts. Hundreds, thousands of pounds of bacon, a fleet of gibbering breakfast food. Repent! Repent now! Absolve your sins! When they come it will be too late! They will descend on this planet and strip it clean of all food. Nothing can stop them, they feed on potato chips, swell their ranks from our own food, you have no chance! Foods of a hundred thousand years ago are 13:42	CommanderBacon	LOBI|CleaningHF 13:42	BACON-984	User:Lordofbaconisland 13:42	CommanderBacon	LOBI = Lordofbaconisland 13:42	BACON-984	Bacon_Wolf 13:42	LOMI|CleaningHF	XD 13:42	BACON-984	BaconServ 13:42	Bacon-269	what about Bacon of Monster Island? 13:42	LOMI|CleaningHF	This bacon junk is getting old now 13:42	baconator-147	Baconburn 13:42	Gunner	BACON-984 then we shall eat eat till we die! 13:42	Bacon-269	BACON-984, I've said those already 13:43	baconator-147	Everyone: Cheese! 13:43		*** BACON-984 is now known as Cheese-984 13:43		*** baconator-147 is now known as Cheese-147 13:43	Bacon-269	Bacon > Cheese 13:43	Cheese-984	i r winner 13:43	Cheese-147	me too, i r 13:43	Cheese-147	the way i art 13:43	Cheese-984	HaloCheese 13:43	Cheese-984	LOCI 13:43	Cheese-147	Where art thou nooblet 13:43	Cheese-984	Darth_cheese 13:43	Cheese-147	heheh 13:43	Bacon-269	ha HA! we are above you >:D 13:43	Cheese-984	Cheese_wolf 13:43		*** Baconrjh is now known as SimonrjCHEESE 13:43	Cheese-984	XD 13:43		*** CommanderBacon is now known as CheeseTony 13:43		*** Gunner is now known as Chees-kun 13:44		*** Bacon-269 is now known as BaconCheese 13:44		*** CheeseTony is now known as CommanderCheese 13:44	Cheese-147	somebody needs to quote this 13:44	Cheese-984	I am so quoting this whole thing dude 13:44	BaconCheese	w00t! 13:44	SimonrjCHEESE	Bacon-269 / Bacon_3|AFK get with the times, gawd 13:44	BaconCheese	I will 13:44	Cheese-147	good 13:44	BaconCheese	XD 13:44	Cheese-147	i can't 13:44	Cheese-984	THIS ENTIRE THING I SHALL QUOTE 13:44	BaconCheese	SimonrjCHEESE, no u 13:44	CommanderCheese	HAHA, look at the Bacon looser. 13:44	BaconCheese	I iz bacon AND cheeze 13:44	BaconCheese	I win 13:44	Cheese-147	Simonrjh>nubcheese 13:44	SimonrjCHEESE	but we don't know who you really are XD 13:44		*** BaconCheese is now known as Cheese-269 13:44		*** Chees-kun is now known as Cheese-kun 13:44	Cheese-147	o simon did change it 13:45	Cheese-269	rofl

I am not Subtank!
9:15	LOMI	rawr 9:15	NickServ	You are now identified for LOMI. 9:15	ONIrecon111	hi LOMI 9:15	Simonrjh|afk	hey Jub, LOMI, secret person 9:15	Simonrjh|afk	;) 9:15	ONIrecon111	hi Subtank 9:15	ONIrecon111	:D 9:16	oOo	?\ 9:16	ONIrecon111	oops, did i spoil it? 9:16		LOMI murders ONIrecon111 9:16	ONIrecon111	sorry, my bad 9:16	oOo	No, seriously...? 9:16	LOMI	Wait, is Subby really here? 9:16	oOo	Subtank? 9:16	Simonrjh|afk	ONIrecon111: no you didn't because it ISN'T SUBTANK ;| ;| 9:16	LOMI	XD 9:16	LOMI	He thought I was Subtank? 9:16	Simonrjh|afk	nudge nudge wink wink 9:16	oOo	Who is Subtank 9:16	ONIrecon111	oooohhh 9:16	ONIrecon111	who was subtank? 9:17	oOo	Hi Subtank!! 9:17	LOMI	I am not Subtank! 9:17	ONIrecon111	XD 9:17	oOo	You're not? 9:17	oOo	XD 9:17	ONIrecon111	subtank isn't here 9:17	Simonrjh|afk	Don't accept any imitation subtanks 9:17	LOMI	I r quoting this madness 9:18	oOo	... 9:18	ONIrecon111	what madness? 9:18	Simonrjh|afk	madness? 9:18	oOo	Madness? 9:18	Simonrjh|afk	this is... 9:18	Simonrjh|afk	Subtank 9:18	Simonrjh|afk	D: 9:18	oOo	lol

Secrecy is your friend
''Parkster is a user on Halo Fanon that can be rather annoying at times; most of the IRC users have been on HF to know about him. Well, Subtank had been messing with all of us by using fake nicks here lately, so I decided to do it and see how people would react. Oh, such fun.......''

13:07	ONIrecon111	its the Parkster! 13:07	ONIrecon111	hi 13:08	Haloman333	hi 13:08	The_parkster	Is Ajax on? 13:08	ONIrecon111	no 13:08	ONIrecon111	he is on XBL 13:08	AdmiralAckbar	No 13:08	ONIrecon111	why? 13:08	The_parkster	I need to ask him why I have to make a separate page for all that fanon Jiralhanae info; it just doesn't make sense 13:08	Delta-269	O_O The_parkster is here 13:08	Delta-269	hai 13:09	The_parkster	Hello Delta-269 Randomness ensues for a minute 13:09	The_parkster	Do you guys ever talk about Halo on here? 13:10	ONIrecon111	parkster, only fanon 13:10	AdmiralAckbar	The_parkster: F*ck no 13:10	Haloman333	fanon most of the time 13:10	AdmiralAckbar	Rule #1 of Halopedia: Don't talk about Halopedia 13:10	ONIrecon111	we rarely talk about proper halo 13:10	AdmiralAckbar	Rule #2 of Halopedia: Don't talk about Halo 13:10	The_parkster	Rule #3: Make sure you know who you're talking to >:} 13:10		*** The_parkster is now known as LOMI 13:11	LOMI	XD 13:11	AdmiralAckbar	OH MAH LAWD 13:11	AdmiralAckbar	IT WAS A TRAP 13:11	ONIrecon111	OH MA GOD! 13:11		Haloman333 DIES! from an assassin 13:11	LOMI	XD 13:11	ONIrecon111	Its a trap!!!! 13:11	LOMI	epic win 13:11	Delta-269	ROFL 13:11	AdmiralAckbar	xD 13:11	LOMI	I quote now