User:Sonasaurus/Irk Shenanigans/1

Things I normally do on the irk
If you see me on the IRC, you'll find that there are a few distinctive things I do on a regular basis:
 * 1) "Rawrz" — My usual form of greeting others upon my arrival.
 * 2) Killing people with staplers — Messy, painful, slow, undignified. What's not to love?
 * 3) Killing people with my Asian glare — You're never going to know if you're going to get vapourized, dismembered, or owned in some other unpredictable way. Maybe it's just as well.
 * 4) Punting people — Not sure where this started. But it is fun to use the word "punt".
 * 5) Stamping words on people's foreheads in bright red ink — Most often when someone performs a massive fail, I'll stamp the word "FAIL" on their forehead.
 * 6) Emphasizing the arrival of an important person — Usually an op I hold in high regard, like Subz or 091, or good old 118, will receive this from me. I'll do all sorts of things like rolling out red carpets for them to walk on, driving a limousine with a sunroof for them to ride, gathering (imaginary) musicians with trumpets to liven up the majestic feeling, etcetera. I may occasionally do this when Maslab logs on, but it's most likely I'm mocking him :P

Cast
Aeolus/teh_sonasaurus/Terrorist_Sona — Me, myself, and I Ghost sangheili — The perverted one [http://www.halo.wikia.com/wiki/User:Smoke. [Smoke] ] — The instigator General5 7 — The drama queen LO|Away — The surreptitious one Maslab/Corporal Maslab — The dirty one FirstSgt_118 — The jerk who's always right Ajax 013/Ajax_the_Ahax/Ahax_XIII/President_Ajax — We all know who he is, right? Gunner_AR — The Halo Fanon Marine Corps leader KizoriKitagawa — The sarcastic one Spartan 112/StaffSergeant112 — That guy Flood12345 — That other guy Spartan-A499 — That other other guy that's not the other guy Kouger — The stubborn one Delta0269 — The smartass VideoGameChick — The talkative one Snore66 — The passive one

Tits or gtfo
[20:41] *** Aeolus [~461a3ccb@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-lmcfujqrfoepyfcc] has joined #halopedia [20:41] <[Smoke]> Aeolus: tits or gtfo nao plox [20:41]  what? [20:41]  "tits"? [20:42] <[Smoke]> TITS [20:42]  Aeolus: SHOW US YOUR TITS or gtfo [20:42] <[Smoke]> NAO [20:42]  O_O [20:42]  SHOW US THEM [20:42] * Aeolus doesn't feel like being sexually harassed right now [20:42] * Ghost_sangheili smexes Aeolus [20:42]  TITS NAO [20:42]  why are you two fucking with me? [20:43]  you don't say to everyone that joins "tits or gtfo nao plox" [20:43]  ...do you? [20:43] <[Smoke]> wud it halp if i sed "plz"? [20:43]  no [20:43]  tits plz [20:43]  1. I'm male [20:43]  2. I dun feel like it [20:43]  MOOBIES [20:44]  >.< [20:44]  *fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap* [20:44] <[Smoke]> c wut i did thar [20:45] <[Smoke]> lawl [20:45] <Aeolus> and seriously, I've been molested by Ajax already [20:45] <Aeolus> so you can stop now [20:45] <Ghost_sangheili> TITS NAO [20:46] * Aeolus facedesks [20:46] <Ghost_sangheili> YES [20:46] <Ghost_sangheili> [Smoke]: who shud smex his tits first? [20:47] *** Maslab [~chatzilla@24-113-225-214.wavecable.com] has joined #halopedia [20:47] * Ghost_sangheili Mas [20:47] * Ghost_sangheili Maslab * [20:47] <[Smoke]> MASLAB [20:47] * Aeolus shoves his restraining order in Ghost_sangheili's face [20:47] <Maslab> What? [20:47] <Ghost_sangheili> [citation needed] [20:47] <[Smoke]> TITS [20:48] <Maslab> http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129118543092146841.jpg [20:48] <Maslab> There you are [20:48] <Ghost_sangheili> BAHAHAHA [20:48] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: see Maslab gave us tits he dun have to GTFO [20:48] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: as for you >.> [20:48] *** mode/#halopedia [+o Ghost_sangheili] by ChanServ [20:48] <Maslab> :P [20:48] <Ghost_sangheili> TITS OR GTFO [20:48] <Maslab> O_O [20:48] <Maslab> Get him some tits, quick! [20:49] <[Smoke]> ahahahahaha [20:49] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: GIMMEH SOME TITS OR UR BANT [20:49] <Ghost_sangheili> [Smoke]: Care to do the honors? [20:50] * Aeolus sighs [20:50] * Aeolus unbuttons his shirt [20:50] <Aeolus> happy? [20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> LINK NAO [20:50] * Aeolus mutters "perv..." [20:50] <Maslab> lol [20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> GIMME TITS [20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> OR UR BANT [20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> IT MUST BE A .GIF FILE [20:50] <Aeolus> http://milesobrien.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/15-britney-spears.jpg [20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> TITS NAO [20:50] <Aeolus> there you go [20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> I C NO NIPPLZ [20:50] <Aeolus> XD [20:51] <Ghost_sangheili> THAT DOESN"T COUNT [20:51] <[Smoke]> MOAR [20:51] <Ghost_sangheili> GIVE US TITS [20:51] <Ghost_sangheili> WE HUNGREE [20:51] <Aeolus> http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Shut_Up_and_Sing-5-Dixie_Chicks.jpg [20:52] <Ghost_sangheili> MOAR [20:52] <Ghost_sangheili> WE WANT NIPPLZ [20:52] <Aeolus> http://www.fashion-stylist.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/image/Lady-gaga-corset.jpg [20:52] <Aeolus> no wait, that's a man... [20:52] <[Smoke]> O_O [20:52] <Maslab> It's the Lock Ness Monster! [20:52] <Maslab> Get Scotland on the horn! [20:52] <[Smoke]> TITS NAO PL0X [20:53] <[Smoke]> WIT NIPPLZ [20:53] <Aeolus> go ask CT about it or something [20:53] <Aeolus> he knows lots of Asian chicks [20:54] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: IF U DUN GIVE US TITS W/ NIPPLZ [20:54] <Ghost_sangheili> U [20:54] <Ghost_sangheili> R [20:54] <Ghost_sangheili> B& [20:54] <[Smoke]> teh +b [20:54] <[Smoke]> it r cumin [20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> lyk mah phallus [20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> it r lyk firehose [20:55] <Aeolus> here's your bloody tits [20:55] <Aeolus> http://co2calculator.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/grazing-cow-1b.jpg [20:55] <[Smoke]> it r go swooshswooshswoosh [20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> HOOMAN TITS U F@G [20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> HUMAN TITS W/ NIPPLZ [20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> LAST CHANCE [20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> OR UR B& [20:55] <Maslab> lol [20:56] <Aeolus> http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/avatars/halo_270019_l.jpg [20:56] <Ghost_sangheili> mmkay i'll give u that for lulz [20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> LAST CHANCE [20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> TITS [20:57] <Aeolus> http://www.mynews.in/News/dailyimage/news/Breast--400--1.jpg [20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> or [20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> GTFO [20:57] <Aeolus> there you goi [20:57] <Aeolus> *go [20:57] *** mode/#halopedia [+b Aeolus!*@*] by Ghost_sangheili [20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> PM ME PROPER TIT FOR FUCK'S SAKE [20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> AND PROVE YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY [20:58] <Maslab> lol [20:59] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: TITS GODDAMNIT U HAVE 5 MINS [20:59] <Ghost_sangheili> and then ur gone [21:00] <[Smoke]> DO EET [21:00] <[Smoke]> NAO [21:00] <Ghost_sangheili> [Smoke]: show us some tits [21:00] <[Smoke]> (.)(.) [21:00] <Ghost_sangheili> no srs tit [21:01] <Maslab> Aeolus says it's kind of hard to do when he can't send messages >.> [21:01] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: pm it to me ya fucktard [21:01] <Ghost_sangheili> http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/cms/ul/20080221-Christina_Ricci_Naked_Tit.jpg SEE I FOUND TIT [21:01] <Ghost_sangheili> NOT THAT HARD [21:02] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: U HAVE TWO MINUTES LEFT [21:03] <[Smoke]> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Namibie_Himba_0716a.jpg [21:03] <[Smoke]> lawl tits [21:03] <Aeolus>http://www.mzeus.com/images/Christina%20Aguilera.PNG [21:03] <Ghost_sangheili>THAT HAS NO NIPPLES [21:03] <Aeolus>http://frankpaulgambino.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/mariah-carey-picture.jpg [21:03] <Ghost_sangheili>ARE YOU RETARDED!? [21:03] <Ghost_sangheili> [Smoke]: U WUD NGR [21:04] <[Smoke]> NO U [21:04] *** mode/#halopedia [-b Aeolus!*@*] by Ghost_sangheili [21:04] <Ghost_sangheili> I disapproved of his tit image [21:04] <Ghost_sangheili> but bottom line [21:04] <Ghost_sangheili> it was in fact a tit [21:04] <Ghost_sangheili> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Closeup_of_female_breast.jpg [21:05] * Aeolus buttons his shirt up again [21:05] <Aeolus> now if we're all done here...

Sona the Terrorist
[20:46] *** Sona|AFK is now known as Terrorist_Sona [20:46] <Terrorist_Sona> if I were you, I'd check the administration facility for anything that's...out of place ;) [20:46] <Terrorist_Sona> although you did catch on sooner than I expected [20:46] <Gunner_AR> Bombs were discovered .00001 milliseconds ago and safely removed... [20:46] <FirstSgt_118> Bombs! =D [20:47] <Gunner_AR> Moved to your house. [20:47] <Terrorist_Sona> I'm not talking about bombs... [20:47] <Terrorist_Sona> geez, why is the damn military so stereotype about terrorists? [20:47] <FirstSgt_118> Drunken Gunner_AR gains bombs! [20:47] <Gunner_AR> Oh, then I'm terribly sorry about your exploded house :P [20:48] <FirstSgt_118> Mine? [20:48] * Terrorist_Sona sticks napalm on maslab and 118 [20:48] <Gunner_AR> Terrorist's [20:48] * FirstSgt_118 enjoys a nice cold cup of Napalm in the morning [20:49] * Terrorist_Sona grabs his RTK-74 and shoots 118 [20:49] <Terrorist_Sona> lol nothing like 21st century tech to gun down soldiers of the HFFWMC [20:49] * Corporal_Maslab watches Sona's puny bullets bounce off his armor. [20:50] * FirstSgt_118 's armor takes the hit [20:50] * StaffSergeant112 decapitates Terrorist_Sona [20:50] * Corporal_Maslab raises his battle rifle and headshots Sona [20:50] * Terrorist_Sona dies [20:50] * Terrorist_Sona dies twice [20:50] * StaffSergeant112 pisses on his corpse [20:50] * FirstSgt_118 withdraws his M90 CAWS and blows off Terrorist_Sona's limbs [20:50] * Terrorist_Sona is already dead, goddamn it! [20:50] * FirstSgt_118 joins in on the pissing on the corpse [20:50] * Gunner_AR likes to note that HFFW Marines are impervious to everything but Ajax and Anal Snakes :P [20:50] * Terrorist_Sona suddenly awakens and grabs 118 by the nuts [20:50] <Terrorist_Sona> You're first. [20:51] <Gunner_AR> Ugh.... queer [20:51] * Terrorist_Sona dismembers 118 and flings him off a cliff that conveniently appeared next to the base [20:51] <Gunner_AR> * Gunner_AR likes to note that HFFW Marines are impervious to everything but Ajax and Anal Snakes :P [20:51] * StaffSergeant112 rams a chain axe up Sona's anus [20:51] * Terrorist_Sona shoves an anal snake up AR's ass [20:52] * Terrorist_Sona grabs Ajax and uses him to beat maslab [20:52] * Gunner_AR notes that unless they are wielded by him, Anal Snakes viciously rape their handlers. [20:52] <Terrorist_Sona> oh shit... [20:52] * Terrorist_Sona lights on fire [20:52] <Terrorist_Sona> not again...! [20:52] * Terrorist_Sona rolls on the ground screaming [20:52] * FirstSgt_118 notes that he never went off a cliff, therefore, never died [20:52] <Gunner_AR> *Screaming While Being Penetrated by an Anal Snake* [20:53] * Terrorist_Sona dies two more times [20:53] <Corporal_Maslab> They have the strength of infinite exploding suns, and travel faster than light! [20:53] <Corporal_Maslab> I just can't remember how many times faster... [20:53] <Terrorist_Sona> dun...steal...mah...cookies...! [20:54] * StaffSergeant112 steals Sona's cookies [20:54] * Corporal_Maslab joins in on the stealing [20:54] * Terrorist_Sona comes back to life [20:54] <Terrorist_Sona> You're all gonna die! [20:54] * Terrorist_Sona kills 112 and maslab with staplers [20:55] * FirstSgt_118 withdraws his M99 and, acting on the lack of avaliable officers, takes direct command of B Platoon [20:55] * StaffSergeant112 can only be killed by one weapon [20:55] <FirstSgt_118> ANAL SNAKES =o] [20:55] <FirstSgt_118> * =O [20:55] * StaffSergeant112 hits 118 on the head with a hammer [20:55] * Terrorist_Sona pours 118 another cup of napalm [20:55] <Terrorist_Sona> it'll help with the headache [20:55] * FirstSgt_118 whacks StaffSergeant112 over the head with his M99 [20:56] * Terrorist_Sona pouts 112 some napalm too [20:56] * Terrorist_Sona drops a flavoured condom in 112's cup (used) [20:56] <Terrorist_Sona> that'll give it a bit more taste [20:56] <Terrorist_Sona> if you know what I mean ;) [20:56] * StaffSergeant112 throws it on Sona [20:56] * FirstSgt_118 shoots a 4mm tungsten slug through Terrorist_Sona's head, a round going at 15,000 feet per second [20:57] * Terrorist_Sona dies yet again [20:57] <Terrorist_Sona> I thought you liked hot steaming napalm...! [20:57] * FirstSgt_118 enjoys the Napalm [20:57] <FirstSgt_118> om nom [20:57] * Terrorist_Sona pours Ajax a cup of Chuck Norris [20:59] <Terrorist_Sona> hmm, let's see... [20:59] <Terrorist_Sona> what does CT like? [20:59] <Terrorist_Sona> oh yeah [20:59] * Terrorist_Sona pours CT a cup of asian women [21:00] <Terrorist_Sona> I think I'll have some of that myself... [21:01] <Corporal_Maslab> No [21:01] <Corporal_Maslab> He likes Japanese women [21:01] <Terrorist_Sona> Japanese women are asian... [21:01] * KizoriKitagawa will have a cup of kicking unappreciative cvnt ass. [21:01] * Terrorist_Sona pours CT a cup of kicking unappreciative cvnt ass [21:01] <FirstSgt_118> lol [21:02] *** Ghost_sangheili [~katahdin@unaffiliated/golf-sierra/x-3059725] has joined #halo-fanon [21:02] * Terrorist_Sona pours Ghost_sangheili a cup of tits [21:02] * Ghost_sangheili drinks

Insanity!
<General5_7> GS, are you gay? <General5_7> or bisexual? <teh_sonasaurus> yes, he is <teh_sonasaurus> he keeps asking for tits from me <General5_7> o_O <teh_sonasaurus> emphasis on the ME <[Smoke]> lol <teh_sonasaurus> yeah, [Smoke]'s had some lulz from it <General5_7> lolwtf <teh_sonasaurus> in fact, here's the whole log http://halofanon.wikia.com/wiki/User:Sona_%27Demal/Irk_Shenanigans#TITS.21 <teh_sonasaurus> (I'm Aeolus) <Ghost_sangheili> General5_7: I'm completely straight, I'm just being a troll XD <General5_7> you gay bastard you :P <Ghost_sangheili> General5_7: I have a girlfriend, been with her for 11 months, and we've done inappropriate things in the shower ;) <General5_7> TMI! <Flood12345> ... <[Smoke]> lawl <Ghost_sangheili> General5_7: that's not tmi, just imagine if I went into detail <Ghost_sangheili> About the noises she made, the things she said, the water running down our bodies <General5_7> IVE HEARD ENOUGH <Ghost_sangheili> good times, good times <teh_sonasaurus> lol <teh_sonasaurus> General5_7: did you read the log? <General5_7> yeah <General5_7> i think i need to clean my eyes <teh_sonasaurus> lol * teh_sonasaurus gives General5_7 some visine <[Smoke]> xD <General5_7> i need a moment <General5_7> This calls for intense cleaning  * teh_sonasaurus gets the hydrochloric acid <Halopediaman> Need to use the chemical emergency eye wash fountain? =-=General5_7 is now known as G57|Cleaning <Ghost_sangheili> goddamn people its just sex * teh_sonasaurus gets the lemon juice too <Ghost_sangheili> is it THAT hard to discuss * teh_sonasaurus grabs a bottle of vinegar for good measure <LO|away> Penis goes in vagina <LO|away> Thrust thrust thrust <teh_sonasaurus> >.< <LO|away> Ejaculation <teh_sonasaurus> hey, General5_7, I'll join you <[Smoke]> lol <teh_sonasaurus> LO's acting very strange today... <G57|Cleaning> Ugh <teh_sonasaurus> lol <teh_sonasaurus> better? <G57|Cleaning> no <G57|Cleaning> My eyes are still burning <G57|Cleaning> i should probably just cut them out :P <teh_sonasaurus> try our liquid eye remover http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/01/eye-remover.jpg <teh_sonasaurus> :P <LO|away> I think I missed something <teh_sonasaurus> you missed something? <teh_sonasaurus> you're the one being random <[Smoke]> lol * teh_sonasaurus hands General5_7 the eye remover <teh_sonasaurus> just apply it on both retinas, and you'll be eyeless within the hour <teh_sonasaurus> ...no refunds <teh_sonasaurus> and while you're in our product line, please feel free to try our manicure set http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/09/manicure-set.jpg * G57|Cleaning takes out a knife <G57|Cleaning> DIE PERVERTS! <[Smoke]> knife? * teh_sonasaurus grabs the knife <teh_sonasaurus> use the eye-remover * G57|Cleaning stabs GS <teh_sonasaurus> it's less painful...oh <[Smoke]> I has knife <teh_sonasaurus> please go ahead <teh_sonasaurus> keep stabbing him <teh_sonasaurus> let me know when he's dead <teh_sonasaurus> feel free to kill him with this too http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hand-grenade.jpg * G57|Cleaning stabs LO <[Smoke]> http://209.85.62.26/5770/95/upload/p9165269.jpg <teh_sonasaurus> it's the perfect replacement for the standard M9 HE-DP! * G57|Cleaning goes insane and takes out a gun and begins firing randomly * teh_sonasaurus ducks behind a shield <G57|Cleaning> MY EYES! <LO|away> It's only a flesh wound. <Flood12345> Wat r u cleaning? <teh_sonasaurus> I think we drove her insane... <G57|Cleaning> Flood: My eyes <teh_sonasaurus> [Smoke]! Grab the straitjacket! <G57|Cleaning> YES! He's GONE! <teh_sonasaurus> Flood12345! Get us an ambulance! <teh_sonasaurus> LO|Away! Prepare the surgical tools! <Flood12345> i thought G57 was a girl. <G57|Cleaning> I am <G57|Cleaning> Unless people gave me a sex change while I was asleep <teh_sonasaurus> lol <LO|away> Doctor, my eyes <LO|away> Tell me what is wrong <LO|away> Was I unwise <LO|away> To leave them open for so long * teh_sonasaurus turns G57 into a virgin <Flood12345> lol? <G57|Cleaning> what? i still am one <teh_sonasaurus> orly? <teh_sonasaurus> I wouldn't say that ;) <teh_sonasaurus> but I just gave it back to you :P <G57|Cleaning> that's not awkward at all... * [Smoke] grabs the straitjacket <teh_sonasaurus> the only way to do that is to have a sex change <teh_sonasaurus> now put the jacket on G57 <teh_sonasaurus> while she's in one of her calm moods  * G57|Cleaning begins frothing at the mouth <[Smoke]> O_o <teh_sonasaurus> I'll just slowly take the gun away from her... <G57|Cleaning> SCREECH <teh_sonasaurus> HURRY!  * teh_sonasaurus panickedly grabs the gun and pulls it away  * G57|Cleaning grabs Saurus and begins shaking him <teh_sonasaurus> PUT THE JACKET ON HER! <G57|Cleaning> DIE PUNY HUMAN!! <teh_sonasaurus> DO IT!  * G57|Cleaning bites his shoulder <teh_sonasaurus> ouch...  * [Smoke] puts the straitjacket on General5_7 <[Smoke]> lol  * G57|Cleaning bites Smoke <[Smoke]> O_O <teh_sonasaurus> I think I have an infection... <[Smoke]> AHHHHHHHHHH <G57|Cleaning> rabies ftw! * teh_sonasaurus puts duct tape over G57's mouth * G57|Cleaning	begins kicking <teh_sonasaurus> Flood! Throw her into the ambulance! <teh_sonasaurus> Strap her in! Quickly! * G57|Cleaning frothing burns the tape off <teh_sonasaurus> oh shit... <G57|Cleaning> RAWR * G57|Cleaning spits on everyone <G57|Cleaning> It cleans through even the toughest stains! <[Smoke]> O_- * G57|Cleaning spits <teh_sonasaurus> throw her into an ambulance! * [Smoke] lost the game. <teh_sonasaurus> not now, [Smoke]! * G57|Cleaning begins frothing again * Flood12345 throws Sona into the ambulance <teh_sonasaurus> not me! <teh_sonasaurus> Her! * G57|Cleaning bites Flood12345 * Flood12345 throws Sona again <teh_sonasaurus> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU <teh_sonasaurus> no, I don't need a sex change! <teh_sonasaurus> keep that thing away from me! * G57|Cleaning takes out a knife <G57|Cleaning> Too bad! * teh_sonasaurus screams hysterically, which becomes muffled as the doors close
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Excommunication
<AeolusTheSilent> ohaithar HBad <AeolusTheSilent> didn't notice you lol <S-118> 	xD <AeolusTheSilent> ... <the_rogue_smiler> lol <S-118>	You scared him away, you ass xD
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Kouger's Table
* Kouger sits on his table. * Kouger yawns again * VideoGameChick flips kougers table <Snore66> ... <[Aeolus]> lol <[Alpha]> lol <Kouger> Does not affect Kouger's table. <Kouger> It's superglued to the floor. * [Aeolus] rips out the floor tiles the table is glued to :P <Kouger> Now leave neutral Kouger alone. He doesn't take part in your petty squabbles. <VideoGameChick> then go find someplace else to be sleepy, boi * Kouger glues the table to the essence of matter which is indestructible. * Delta-269 sets Kouger's table on fire <[Aeolus]> XD * [Aeolus] o/\o Delta-269 <VideoGameChick> oooooh fire <S-A499> lol <Kouger> It's made of steel, fool. <Delta-269> Kouger, steel + gasoline + lighter = fire <VideoGameChick> I HEAR A RUMBLE * [Aeolus] smelts the table * [Aeolus] reshapes the table into a giant metal dildo * [Aeolus] sticks Kouger's face into it <[Alpha]> O_O * Kouger puts [Aeolus] in a group home for retarded children. <Snore66> ... * [Aeolus] walks out the door <VideoGameChick> xD <[Aeolus]> that was...easy... * Kouger buys a new table with an invisible barrier around it. * Kouger sits on his table. * [Aeolus] removes all oxygen from inside the barrier * [Aeolus] replaces the air with carbon monoxide <[Aeolus]> let's see how long it takes you to come out :) * Kouger isn't alive. <Kouger> Does not affect. <Snore66> Couldn't you just use a chair?  * Kouger is communicating with you from another dimension.  * [Aeolus] nuclear-bombs the building Kouger is in, destroying the energy shield and the table  * S-A499 notes that he secretly put a C4 under kouger's desk. <Kouger> Table*  <S-A499> *Table <[Aeolus]> lol we're working really hard to destroy the table <[Aeolus]> with no particular reason <VideoGameChick> ....tehe <Jug6ernaut> ... <[Alpha]> ...  <S-A499> ... <[Aeolus]> ...  * VideoGameChick runs to Tony's doorstep and lights a paperbag on fire <Snore66> Why do you sit on a table and not a chair?  * Kouger is just happily sitting here, while you barbarians try to destroy me. <Kouger> No wonder humanity is going to shit. <Kouger> Human nature = fail  <S-A499> Oh? Then what are you? <VideoGameChick> i love how only one person in this room knows where that is leading to <[Aeolus]> lol <Kouger> What am I, you ask? <S-A499> Yeah. <Kouger> I am the table, you could say. It's all metaphorical beyond your human comprehension. * [Aeolus] grabs Kouger's most prized possessions and begins smashing them in front of his eyes outside the barrier <Kouger> ... * Kouger has no possessions. <Kouger> The table itself is my home. * [Aeolus] splits an atom in the barrier, causing an unstable displacement * [Aeolus watches Kouger get enveloped by the energy and cease to exist

Drinks
<VideoGameChick> fuck it sucks having no pop in the house * [Aeolus] drives a truck full of Nestea through VGC's wall * [Aeolus] smashes the truck straight into VGC's bedroom <Spartan-A499> Why drink pop when you can drink water? <VideoGameChick> ew =[ <VideoGameChick> water is gross and boring <Spartan-A499> *milk <VideoGameChick> milk makes u want to gag <[Aeolus]> I like milk ;) <Spartan-A499> *Juice <[Aeolus]> heh <[Aeolus]> I like juice ;) <VideoGameChick> ... <Spartan-A499> ... <[Aeolus]> ... ... <[Alpha]> ... <VideoGameChick> moving on? <[Aeolus]> sure

Knife fight
[10:54]	* Ajax_013	attacks Sub7ank with garden shears! [10:54]	<Sona_`Demal>	O.O [10:55]	* Sona_`Demal	smashes Ajax on the back of the head with an anvil [10:55]	<Sub7ank>	O_O [10:55]	* Ajax_013	ducks and watcches it sub7ank [10:55]	<Ajax_013>	well, you've done my dirty work for me sona [10:55]	<Sub7ank>	... [10:55]	* Sona_`Demal	watches the anvil break on impact with Sub7ank [10:55]	<Ajax_013>	bwhahahahahaha [10:56]	* Ajax_013	sets #halo-fanon on fire [10:56]	* Sona_`Demal	pisses on the fire [10:56]	* [A32]	evacuates to #AAO [10:56]	<Sona_`Demal>	lol [10:56]	* Ajax_013	watches the fire engulf sona and burn him to a crispy death [10:56]	* Sona_`Demal	carves out Ajax's heart with his switchblade [10:57]	* Ajax_013	is wearing a stab proof vest [10:57]	<Sona_`Demal>	wait...does Ajax have a heart? [10:57]	<Sub7ank>	Nope. [10:57]	<Sub7ank>	He's heartless now... T_T [10:58]	<Sona_`Demal>	lol [10:58]	<Ajax_013>	pulls out his SPARTAN switchblade and sporks sona in the eye [10:58]	<Ajax_013>	 http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090914152258/halofanon/images/8/80/Ajax_Armoury.png [10:58]	<Sona_`Demal>	my blade doesn't happen to be a drawing, Ajax >.> [10:58]	<RichardRHunt>	lol owned