User:Maslab/Irk Shenanigans4

First one: Safe
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It will piss you off the first five times you try to "complete" it. I am saving you trouble by following these easy steps i'll give to you when the time comes.

Hello again

hello

rozh: wassup?

Hi

hey

OHAI

ups

not much here, how about you?

*ohai!

Rozh: I am just chillin

Nice, I think we all chillin 0.o

Hey everyone

yah dats right

got a q

What H3 Shoulder permutation works best for Mark V appearance?

<Maslab>I am so resisting turning that in to a joke >.>

<Maslab>EVA, I think

<JustinKane>Rozh: Mark 6

<Rozh>I'll take a look at both

<JustinKane>cool

<JustinKane>I know how to make S-III armor

<Rozh>BTW, I'm making a model on a generator site since I'm compiling pictures for a new SPARTAN

<Rozh>how so?

<Maslab>There is no S-III armor

<Maslab>Now, there's SPI Armor...

<Rozh>I think that's what he's insinutating

<Maslab>And then there's MJOLNIR...

<Maslab>There's a bunch of armors

<Maslab>But no S-III armor

<JustinKane>Head: EVA, Shoulders: EVA, Chest: Hayabusa

<Rozh>That makes sense

<JustinKane> yah

<Maslab>yeah, genius

<Maslab>Considering that pretty much everything but the helmet is wrong...

<JustinKane>I made a game called S-III and you have low camo SMG's and BR's

<Ajax_013>well done, you've figured out to make something ugly that we all figured years ago •	Maslab claps slowly

<Rozh>wow, you guys really have a problem with newbies :P

<JustinKane>Maslab: ur so cool...

<KizoriKitagawa>I made a set of Gayabusah armor for the Nerf gun wars I have.

<Maslab>No, we just have a problem with old/bad ideas

<Maslab>And yes, I am so very cool

<JustinKane>I was being sarcastic

<JustinKane>i think u could tell

<Maslab>I could

<Maslab>I was being sarcastic as well

<JustinKane>indeed

<Ajax_013>i think YOU should start bothering to actually spell things correctly, not like some spotty prepubescent texting on his phone

<JustinKane>Me?

<KizoriKitagawa>No...Sherlock Holmes.

<JustinKane>go die

<Maslab>Yeah, that asshole doesn't know how to spell anything right

<KizoriKitagawa>WE BE TROLLIN'

<Ajax_013>no, the other newbie who is miss-spelling a 3 letter word

<Maslab>They see us trollin'

<Maslab>They hatin'

<KizoriKitagawa>I've already died.

=-=Mode #Halo-Fanon +o Ajax_013 by ChanServ =-=Mode #Halo-Fanon +o KizoriKitagawa by Ajax_013

<Rozh>Okay, you guys really need to cut the "ganging up on the newbie" shit out. I'm not saying he's perfect, but it's really getting to me

<Ajax_013>i'm going to sleep

<Ajax_013>tony, you watch the channel

<KizoriKitagawa>A bunch of hajis shot down my Blackhawk on Isla Inocentes.

<KizoriKitagawa>Roger that, Halo Fanon Actual.

<Maslab>Good night Ajax

=-=Ajax_013 is now known as Ahax_Away

<Ahax_Away>I swear

<JustinKane>holy crap its 10:24

<Ahax_Away>if i wake up and you've been a little bitch, i'm pimp slapping you so hard you die

<KizoriKitagawa>It's a Saturday too....

<Ahax_Away>and i have work tommorow

<JustinKane>work ha lol •	Ahax_Away wonders if it occured to justinkane, that people catually live in other time zones, or heck, maybe even different countries?

<KizoriKitagawa>Keep up with that attitude...and you'll be living in your parents house for a long time.

<Maslab>Rozh; Who shall we gang up on, then?

<Maslab>btw...

<Maslab>THE GAME <--Rozh has left freenode (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.8/20100202165920]) •	KizoriKitagawa got the expansion pack to The Game.

<JustinKane>to reference maslab: Hello Redundancy Department?

<Maslab>Really? What does it add?

<KizoriKitagawa>The Game: Episode I: It's On

<Maslab>*Hello? Department of Redundancy Department?

<Maslab>I swear...

<KizoriKitagawa>It adds at least a minute more gameplay.

<Ahax_Away>justinkane, thats not that funny in context, out of context, its really not funny

<Maslab>Next person who messes up my quote gets a 2 mm round from a railgun up their ass

<JustinKane>Go to sleep ajax

<Maslab>It only works in context, and it's not even funny, really. What's funny is a nublet's reaction to it :P

<KizoriKitagawa>This channel needs more Zlad.

=-=YOU are now known as Maslab|Away

<Maslab|Away>brb

<KizoriKitagawa>Hey baby wake up from your sleep...we have arrived from the future.

<JustinKane>zlad?

<KizoriKitagawa>And the whole world has become electronic supersonic.

<KizoriKitagawa>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RiG9lq84o8

<KizoriKitagawa>Thank you USSR!

<JustinKane>blarg

<Floody>"That's like saying everything goes through the Department of Redundancy Department which everything has to go through."

<Floody>Love the quote.

<KizoriKitagawa>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvkEHQPHHg

<KizoriKitagawa>I want to do this for real...but with people answering cell phones.

<KizoriKitagawa>Especially when operating a vehicle.|

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<KizoriKitagawa>Finally.

<KizoriKitagawa>Rozh needs to stop being nice. He's pissing me off with his happiness.

<Floody>Happiness piss you off?! lol

<KizoriKitagawa>Yes.

<KizoriKitagawa>That's why Vanille in Final Fantasy XIII makes me want to push her onto one of the crystals in Lake Bresha.

<Floody>Happiness is good.

<Floody>Aren't you happy right now?

<S-118> No

<KizoriKitagawa>Yes.

<S-118> Justin Kane hasn't screwed up

<Floody>Well, I am

<KizoriKitagawa>I'm "Happy"...but i'm not "Happiness". •	Floody is happy

<S-118> ANGRY FACE D=

<Floody>And you are happy cuz?

<KizoriKitagawa>I'm getting better at Bad Company 2.

<S-118> lol

<Floody>I'm happy cuz I'm happy.

<Floody>Makes a lot of sense. •	Floody goes to eat cereal

=-=Floody is now known as Floody|Cereal

<S-118> Cereal?

<S-118> At this hour?

<Floody|Cereal>Yeah.

<Floody|Cereal>Don't u like to eat cereal at night?

<S-118> No

<Floody|Cereal>I do.

<S-118> I hate cereal period

<S-118> Heh

<S-118> Its odd

<Floody|Cereal>When do u eat cereal then?

<S-118> Never

<Floody|Cereal>Never?!

<S-118> Its my little brother that consumes it

<Floody|Cereal>You have a brother?

<Floody|Cereal>Like a little Liam?

<S-118> Nope

<S-118> He's actually less polite

<S-118> And by god I can't stand him

<Floody|Cereal>And he eats cereal?

<S-118> Sure

<Floody|Cereal>A lot?

<S-118> I dunno

<S-118> I don't really care about what he eats

<Floody|Cereal>And if you see him eating a Spider?

<S-118> I'll hope and prey the spider is poisonous

=-=YOU are now known as Maslab

<S-118> Ohai Maslab

<Maslab>ohai

<Floody|Cereal>Cereal!

<Maslab>Penis

<Floody|Cereal>Cereal wins.

<S-118> Penis = milk for cereal

<Floody|Cereal>With the power of Cereal!

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<S-118> >.>

<Floody|Cereal>Cereal, I mean Hi!

<Blade-bane>Lurkzorz

<S-118> HIDE THE P0RNZ!

<Blade-bane>Fine, I'll go find my own >.>

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<Blade-bane>O great

<Floody|Cereal>Cereal!

<Maslab>PEnis!|

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<Maslab>:P

<Maslab>We're safe! -->|Justin-Kane (~44b9fa61@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x- hrliqyisnrdzeiok) has joined #halo-fanon

<Maslab>... <--Justin-Kane has left freenode (Client Quit)

<Maslab>XD

<Maslab>Okay, who registered his nick?

<Floody|Cereal>I wasn't.

=-=S-118 is now known as Justin-Kane

<Maslab>lol 118

=-=Justin-Kane is now known as S-118

<S-118> Not registered

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<Floody|Cereal>Hello.

<S-118> Ohhello

<Floody|Cereal>CEREAL!

<Justin-Kane>oh great

=-= Maslab sneaks up behind Justin

<S-118> I suggest you be civil or you leave

<Justin-Kane>great im dead

<S-118> Justin-Kane: I has the power to make you go away

<Justin-Kane>i bet

<Blade-bane>dO IT

<S-118> Indeed

<Blade-bane>DOO ETT FAGGOT

<S-118> Blade-bane: I'll be fair and let him stay for a short while

<Maslab>He does actually, Justin

<Blade-bane>You toy :P

<Justin-Kane>U act as if u r gods, u r not

<Maslab>Do it, 118

<S-118> Not working

<Justin-Kane>great

<S-118> NOT WORKING

<Maslab>... huh

<Blade-bane>lul

<KizoriKitagawa>Gods, nah? Assholes, yes.

<Maslab>indeed ;)

<Justin-Kane>indeed

<Blade-bane>I AM A GOD

<Maslab>TEH NOES!

<Justin-Kane>racist cough cough •	S-118 is also a god

<Blade-bane>Now disperse, little child.

<S-118> Justin-Kane: Racist? How so?

<Blade-bane>Go play with your barbie dolls. •	Floody|Cereal is now known as CerealGod

<KizoriKitagawa>Shut up Justin, or i'll ban you from this channel too.

<S-118> I saw nothing wrong with his comment

<Maslab>considering I have a background from virtually every race known to man...

=-=Blade-bane is now known as Blade|ISAGOD

<Justin-Kane>I do not have toys, I am a 22 year old black man and I have rights.

<KizoriKitagawa>It's insulting my small intelligence...do not want.

<Maslab>It would be impossible for me to be racist and not hate myself

<Blade|ISAGOD>No, you dont.

<Blade|ISAGOD>You have lefts.

<Blade|ISAGOD>No disperse. •	KizoriKitagawa assaults those rights with a water cannon.

<Blade|ISAGOD>*now

<S-118> Justin-Kane: And I'm a crazy New Zealander-American

=-= KizoriKitagawais a German-American.

<S-118> My rights are better then yours

<KizoriKitagawa>PREPARE THE OVENS!

<Justin-Kane>S-118: cool

<S-118> YAS!

<Blade|ISAGOD>I'm Australian. I can be as racist as I want. •	S-118 boots Blade|ISAGOD

<KizoriKitagawa>No you can't. •	Maslab is Hebrew-Native American-black-Japanese... fuck it

<Blade|ISAGOD>You want equality? Don't bitch about people being racist.|

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<S-118> The Wallabies suck

<Blade|ISAGOD>YOU SUCK

<KizoriKitagawa>Australians are the worst of the former colonial and current Commonwealth nationalities. ;)

<S-118> YOU WISH

<Blade|ISAGOD>I cant hear you over the sound of my healthcare.

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<Maslab>FUCK YOu, BLADE

<S-118> lol •	Maslabgrumbles

<S-118> Health Care is dooooooooomed

<S-118> =DD •	KizoriKitagawacan't hear you over the sound of our lush forests, jungles, and mountains.

<Floody>Did he go?

<Blade|ISAGOD>I can't hear you over the sound of my beach baby bimbos.

<S-118> Ya

<Maslab>118; you don't want millions of people to be protected by it?

<Blade|ISAGOD>Fuck yeah for whores!

<S-118> Maslab: Not really •	KizoriKitagawacan't hear you over the sound of hot Canadian actresses.

<S-118> Lowe tax is better then higher tax and public HC •	Blade|ISAGODcant hear you over the sound of his special forces doing weapon training. •	S-118can't hear anything over New Zealand's bad-assery

<Blade|ISAGOD>Hey, at least we're better than Britain. •	Maslab can't hear anything over the sound of people waving their collective dicks around instead of actually doing something fun

<Blade|ISAGOD>waving your dick around can be fun. •	KizoriKitagawa can't hear you over the sound of the U.S. Special Operations Command...which is as large as your entire active military.

<KizoriKitagawa>*larger

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<Maslab>I feel like punching something cute...

<Blade|ISAGOD>I can't hear you over the sound of our Metal Storm facilities.

<Justin-Kane>Subtank: is it susan tank? cause if it is damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

<S-118> You want equality? Don't bitch about people being racist.

<Maslab>Or pretty

<Maslab>So don't worry

<Maslab>You're all safe

<Blade|ISAGOD>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8hlj4EbdsE

<S-118> No one cares about racism anymore

<KizoriKitagawa>Blade: The fact that a single unified command is larger than your military means we've already won.

<Maslab>Gotta say, Tony wins this one

<Maslab>And I'm speaking from as an unbiased position as I can

<Blade|ISAGOD>We'll get Russia in this. Drag the bastards down with us :P

<KizoriKitagawa>No...

<KizoriKitagawa>It's America and Australia.

<Floody>http://halofanon.wikia.com/wiki/Spartan-III_Program

<KizoriKitagawa>Don't try asking for an ally that doesn't even like you to begin with.

<Justin-Kane>KizoriKitagawa: is it susan tank? cause if it is, damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

<Blade|ISAGOD>Metal Storm can fire 1,000,000 rounds per minute? What the fuck?

<S-118> Justin-Kane: No, its not

<S-118> Bugger off now

<Maslab>1.65 million

<Justin-Kane>ok for god's sake leave me alone!!!

<S-118> Justin-Kane: No one cares about racism anymore

<S-118> You want equality? Don't bitch about people being racist.

<Maslab>I do enough to know that people who are racist aren't even worth my fucking time

<KizoriKitagawa>Remind me Blade...how many are in the service of the ADF, or any military for that matter?

<Justin-Kane>S-118: Shut up, for god's sake u said that already!

<Floody>America and Russia have one thing in common, they both have an "a" on their name.

<S-118> Maslab: Its just that the term 'racist' is over used and no one cares now

<Blade|ISAGOD>Don't ask me. I don't even know what the ADF is.

<S-118> Justin-Kane: no u

<KizoriKitagawa>Australian Defense Forces you idiot. ;)

<S-118> Australian Defence Force

<S-118> BAH

<Justin-Kane>Why is a hot asian chick writing halo fanon?

<Floody>Still.

<Floody>Huh? What? •	S-118only knows about the ADF because his dad served as the US exchange officer in the Air War College in Canberra

<Blade|ISAGOD>You bitch about racism before being sexist?

<Justin-Kane>Subtank

<KizoriKitagawa>Really? You haven't bothered to /whois me yet Justin?

<Blade|ISAGOD>Fucktard.

<S-118> lol

<Blade|ISAGOD>Justin, protip. Kizori IS A FUCKING DUDDDDEEEE

<Justin-Kane>she said she was subtank

<S-118> xD

<KizoriKitagawa>hahahahaha

<Justin-Kane>now he is a she it is final

<Blade|ISAGOD>And you have a vagina. Therefore, it must be true.

<Blade|ISAGOD> /reasoning

<Maslab>fucking loooooooool

<Maslab>I am so logging this

<S-118> xD

<Floody>Hey guys

<S-118> Maslab: This could get us banned

<S-118> Ohwell

<Blade|ISAGOD>I could really care less.

<Justin-Kane>Maslab: Go ahead

<S-118> LOG AT WILL!

<S-118> Justin-Kane: I was kidding xD xD

<Maslab>Justin; oh I am. I am

<Blade|ISAGOD>Justin, do you even know what they're talking about?

<Floody>Try to not kill each other.

<Floody>C ya later.|

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<Maslab>.Bye

<Justin-Kane>Not in gods heaven i know what the FUCK u r talking about

<Blade|ISAGOD>What?

<KizoriKitagawa>Good to hear.

=-=Mode #Halo-Fanon +b *!*@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x- mkvuwqsbnqosyfqa by KizoriKitagawa

=-=Justin-Kane was booted from #halo-fanon by KizoriKitagawa (Justin-Kane)

<Blade|ISAGOD>Not in gods heavan i know remote speling gramar

<S-118> lol win

<Blade|ISAGOD>This was fun.

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<Maslab>Ban dodge!

<S-118> Bye bye

=-=Mode #Halo-Fanon +b*!*@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x- onzpckumftpltrin by KizoriKitagawa

<S-118> Justin-Kane: BTW, expect lots of NCF stuffz =D

=-=Justin-Kane was booted from #halo-fanon by KizoriKitagawa (Justin-Kane)

<Blade|ISAGOD>S-118: lul

<S-118> Revenge NCF'ingS-118>Great when newfags piss you off

<Maslab>yep

<S-118> I bet the knave is crying

<Blade|ISAGOD>Seriously S-118, you would fit in just fine over at /b/.

<S-118> /b/?

<Blade|ISAGOD>The /b/oards.

<KizoriKitagawa>Blade....rule #1.

<Blade|ISAGOD>Chans.

<Maslab>4chan

<KizoriKitagawa>And it's /b/tard you idiot.

<KizoriKitagawa>;)

<S-118> Blade|ISAGOD: You see, I have selective hostility

<S-118> I can be nice and civil

<S-118> Then I can be badass, hating

<KizoriKitagawa>[citation needed]

<Blade|ISAGOD>I got sick of being nice.

<S-118> KizoriKitagawa: orly

<Blade|ISAGOD>I don't feel like trying anymore.

<KizoriKitagawa>lol

=-= S-118goes off to bed =-=S-118 is now known as EyeInTheSky

<Blade|ISAGOD>I need to go do some history assignments.

<Maslab>Night

<KizoriKitagawa>URNA - 1 | Australia - 0

<Blade|ISAGOD>We should do this again sometime.

<EyeInTheSky>We should

<Blade|ISAGOD>Tony, also.

<EyeInTheSky>Loads of fun

<Blade|ISAGOD>THE GAME|

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<EyeInTheSky>xD

=-= KizoriKitagawahas the expansion.

=-= EyeInTheSkywins the game

<KizoriKitagawa>The Game is boring now.

<Maslab>your mom is boring now

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<Maslab>Yar <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: so anyway, how long u been wit allison?

<Justin-Kane>about 6 months <Ghost_sangheili> have you done the nasty yet?

<Justin-Kane>No, I am 13 <Justin-Kane>I want to <Ghost_sangheili> lol

<S-118> Not gunna happen lol <S-118> His tiny penis will fall off from the thought <Justin-Kane>go fucking die u fags <Ghost_sangheili>S-118: srs stfu

<Justin-Kane>especially u S-118

<S-118> Justin-Kane: u wish lol* S-118backs off <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: can u even cum at age 13?

<Justin-Kane>Yah <Ghost_sangheili> srs <Ghost_sangheili> r it like gush or just like a drop or two

<Justin-Kane>yah <Ghost_sangheili> lolz <--Justin-Kane has left freenode (Quit: CGI:IRC) <Ghost_sangheili> wow <--Sir_Konrad has left freenode (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) <Ghost_sangheili> he quit before I could fully troll him

<Sparty_McFly>lol he left embaruzd <VideoGameChick>his internet is fucked-->|Justin-Kane (~44b9fa61@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-dbvaurlzedchqatl) has joined #Halopedia <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: so what base?

<Justin-Kane>i can <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: what base -->|Sir_Konrad (~449b5bee@gateway/web/freenode/x-wmqdmjtsbmytudqe) has joined #Halopedia <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: do you understand what I'm asking?

<Justin-Kane>wat im tryin to figure out what to eat <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: what base are you on? The three Fs? <Ghost_sangheili> er <Ghost_sangheili> 4fs

<Justin-Kane>Chinese or Dominos? <Justin-Kane>oh base 2 <Ghost_sangheili> Base 2 only counts if u get under the clothing

<Justin-Kane>Yah i have <Ghost_sangheili> and ur 13?

<Justin-Kane>yah <VideoGameChick>ut litttttlleee-->|joeyaa (~Joey@wikia/vstf/countervandalism.user.Joeyaa) has joined #Halopedia <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: don't do the nasty just yet, you need grow to compitent size

<Sparty_McFly>wait liek until ur 18 or somewhere like that <Justin-Kane>I already am <Ghost_sangheili> false

<Sparty_McFly>dun say you haz horsecock either <Ghost_sangheili> im not

<S-118> Where's my Scissors? <Ghost_sangheili> But let's just say I got big feet

<Sparty_McFly>you left them in the cake Liam <S-118> Oh <S-118> Thats right <Sparty_McFly>now stop trying to cut off the bridegroom's head and start cutting the cake <Sparty_McFly>GS: "dun say you haz horsecock either" if you didn't figure out already, that wuz aimed at Justin <VideoGameChick>brb <Justin-Kane>my friend has a 6 inch* S-118cuts the cake, and snips the head off the Bridesgroom <Sparty_McFly>i wonder how old ur friend i---LIAM, WHAT DID I TELL YOU? <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: and u know this why?

<[Lambda]>The cake is a lie... <Sparty_McFly>Get the Gorilla Glue and glue it back on <Ghost_sangheili> and a mere 6 is... a mere 6...

<Justin-Kane>cause i do he told me| <--Sir_Konrad has left freenode (Ping timeout: 252 seconds)-->|SPARTAN-091 (~OS-17u91o@208.93.35.202) has joined #Halopedia <[Lambda]>Uh oh, somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it anyway. There is still some left though, if you hurry back. <Sparty_McFly>Justin: R u sure he r not lying? <Ghost_sangheili> ya srs

<Justin-Kane>he aint his GF says so <Sparty_McFly>and u cant haz a horsecock because that thing's big, if you haz a big dick you need big body, otherwise when u get bonr then you faint from massive blood rush <Ghost_sangheili> are they also 13?

<Justin-Kane>no 14 <Ghost_sangheili> Sparty_McFly: iknorite and that can't be good for stamina

<Sparty_McFly>14 and 13: wuz teh differnce? <Ghost_sangheili> 1 year <Ghost_sangheili> approx 2 inches

<Justin-Kane>haha <Sparty_McFly>Ghost_sangheili: can't be good for stamina? with a horsecock you probably wouldn't get into her pants <Justin-Kane>ha <Sparty_McFly>u'd just pass out beforehand <Ghost_sangheili> bahahaa

<Justin-Kane>ha <Sparty_McFly>it wud take some kind of god to be human-sized and has horsecock <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: so u gettin some or r u one of those faggots who's "IN LOVE" that shit is so gay

<Justin-Kane>Im both <Ghost_sangheili> so ur half fag <Ghost_sangheili> commitment is GAY just fuck everyone gawd

<Justin-Kane>hahaha no-->|MasterClon (~1807cc28@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-zvfeylgqqysvsttg) has joined #Halopedia <MasterClon>Hello <Ghost_sangheili> Take it from me, me and my cousin had a comp to see who could pop most cherries in one fall tri <Ghost_sangheili> I lost.... with FIVE <Ghost_sangheili> yea boi

<SPARTAN-091>By your esteemed definitions, Captain Emo, he would indeed be. <Ghost_sangheili> GIT.... SUM.....

<MasterClon>Ummm Hi <MasterClon>I Dpn <MasterClon>t mean to interupt <Justin-Kane>giggle <MasterClon>this conversation <MasterClon>I' <MasterClon>m <MasterClon>new here <SPARTAN-091>My God, man! Type in complete sentences! <Justin-Kane>i bet <Justin-Kane>so am i <MasterClon>i'm nervous okay <Justin-Kane>ok <Justin-Kane>Everyone is innocent at ShawShank <SPARTAN-091>Nervous? Why in the world would you be nervous enough to type only one word at a time? It's just a chat room. No one here knows you in real life. <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: hav u told her u want to fuck?

<MasterClon>well you guys were having a conversation and i don't want to interupt it <MasterClon>i'm new here <Ghost_sangheili> MasterClon: it's IRC dude... there are no rules <Ghost_sangheili> Unless I say so <Ghost_sangheili> If I say a rule exists

GS: <g> <Ghost_sangheili> break it at your peril

<Justin-Kane>Yah ive hinted <Ghost_sangheili> ashley: whats that

<SPARTAN-091>And even then, doesn't really matter. <Sparty_McFly>but the first rule: dun talk about Halo <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: hinted is one thing, told is another

<g> = *grin* <Sparty_McFly>iz that right GS? <Ghost_sangheili> ashley: care to join me ;) <Ghost_sangheili> if u talk about halo on here <Ghost_sangheili> I will ban your ass <Ghost_sangheili> and then fuck it

<Ghost_sangheili> ashley: plz my friend, join in on the fun <Ghost_sangheili> naw

<Justin-Kane>Weve almost done it, if it werent for jose... <SPARTAN-091>If you're thirteen, you're just barely out of firing blanks. <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: BAHAHAHA COCK BLOCKED LOL! <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: bj?

<MasterClon>oh. but i wanted to say something about it, tell Nic or another admin to fix halopedia blogs, plz :) <Justin-Kane>No Jose walked inon us and now, sleep time for me, see y'all tomorrow <Sparty_McFly>k <Sparty_McFly>byez ashley <MasterClon>if this isn't about halo nevermind <SPARTAN-091>It really never is. <Sparty_McFly>it's a joke <Sparty_McFly>not sure <Sparty_McFly>but it's a running gag as far as I know: #halopedia was made for discussion of Halo and the Halo Wiki... and we barely, if ever, talk about it here <Justin-Kane>Jose walked in on us... <SPARTAN-091>"Walked in" at thirteen can't amount to much. <Sparty_McFly>okay, you almost did it, at 13, and your friend walked in <Sparty_McFly>wait, even more, I know that sometimes it doesn't matter about the age but WTF| <--joeyaa has left freenode (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) <SPARTAN-091>Seriously... <Sparty_McFly>i would not care if you whacked to cat crap fetish porn but doing it at 13? that's a bit young <SPARTAN-091>Back in my day, it was fifteen! <Sparty_McFly>btw, doing it meant having sex, not whacking <Sparty_McFly>juzt for clarification <Justin-Kane>We were in church though <Sparty_McFly>okay <SPARTAN-091>Wow. <Sparty_McFly>enjoy your trip to Hel <Sparty_McFly>*Hell <SPARTAN-091>Hahahaha <Sparty_McFly>we hope you have a nice visit, you will be lounging in the Second Circle of Lust <Sparty_McFly>for all eternity <Sparty_McFly>in all honesty though, fucking your girlfriend is alright. <Sparty_McFly>doing that at 13... okay, that's where it gets freaky <SPARTAN-091>I think it's a lie. He was probably about to kiss her (for the very first time). <Justin-Kane>yah i chased jose through the church only with a towel covering my johnson <Sparty_McFly>doing it in a church while you're 13... holy shit dude, you are lucifer himself| <--Pinky49 has left freenode (Changing host)-->|Pinky49 (~pinkeh@MediaWiki/Pinky) has joined #Halopedia <Justin-Kane>hahaha <SPARTAN-091>"Johnson"? That, too, at thirteen, can't amount to much.| <--Justin-Kane has left freenode (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF)) <SPARTAN-091>More like "Jo"-->|Justin-Kane (~44b9fa61@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-htcsyxawteksmtok) has joined #Halopedia <SPARTAN-091>Or perhaps even "J". <Sparty_McFly>here's how the system works <Sparty_McFly>ur dick is J <Sparty_McFly>as u grow older, once you reach 13 it becomes Jo <Justin-Kane>wat?-->|joeyaa (~Joey@wikia/vstf/countervandalism.user.Joeyaa) has joined #Halopedia <Sparty_McFly>and every year after that u gets new letter <Ghost_sangheili> no <Ghost_sangheili> when ur 13 its like 4" and can barely cum

<Justin-Kane>Well im 5 and a half <SPARTAN-091>Bingo. <Justin-Kane>and i can cum <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: BAHAHAHAHA TEENEE WEENEE

<SPARTAN-091>A likely story. <Sparty_McFly>Justin: you're 5 and a half? <Justin-Kane>thats big fo my age <Sparty_McFly>are you taking fake penis enlargenement pills? <Ghost_sangheili> Justin-Kane: lolno it isnt

<[Smoke]>Hey <[Smoke]>Shut the fuck up <SPARTAN-091>No, he's just lying. <Ghost_sangheili> NO U NGR

=-=Ghost_sangheili was booted from #Halopedia by [Smoke] (I meant what I said.)-->|Ghost_sangheili (~katahdin@unaffiliated/golf-sierra/x-3059725) has joined #Halopedia <[Smoke]>I'm serious. <Justin-Kane>sweetnees he was kicked <Ghost_sangheili> srs admonin r srs

=-=Mode #halopedia +o Ghost_sangheili by ChanServ =-=Justin-Kane was booted from #Halopedia by Ghost_sangheili (no u) =-=Mode #halopedia +v Ghost_sangheili by Ghost_sangheili <Maslab>lol =-=Mode #halopedia -o Ghost_sangheili by Ghost_sangheili <Ghost_sangheili> [Smoke]: we was trolling him he's a dick <Ghost_sangheili> or lack there of

<SPARTAN-091>A small one. <Ghost_sangheili> but whatevs

<[Smoke]>I'm aware of that.-->|Justin-Kane (~44b9fa61@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-fgesrfdpljccyhpq) has joined #Halopedia| <--SPARTAN-091 has left freenode (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6/20100115144158]) <Justin-Kane>Ghost sangheili is a fag <Ghost_sangheili> no u <Ghost_sangheili> and I smexed a lady <Ghost_sangheili> have you <Ghost_sangheili> oh you havent? <Ghost_sangheili> aww too bad

<Justin-Kane>wow 5 posts in rwo ur lonely <Justin-Kane>*row <Ghost_sangheili> So since I've had sex with a woman, and you haven't, that makes you the fag.

<Justin-Kane>ur 18,far better chances for you <Ghost_sangheili> 17 <Ghost_sangheili> asshole

<Justin-Kane>17 still <Sparty_McFly>that is the point <S-118> Justin-Kane: not as lonely as you lol <Ghost_sangheili> yea dude when i was thirteen <Ghost_sangheili> I was on my FOURTH

=-=S-118 is now known as EyeInTheSky <Sparty_McFly>okay, there that's lying <Justin-Kane>wat ever u fag <Ghost_sangheili> How am i fag <Ghost_sangheili> if I have sex with girls <Ghost_sangheili> Please explain your logic

<Justin-Kane>u r by talking <Ghost_sangheili> You're talking too!

<Sparty_McFly>Justin: that is what is called a flame <Justin-Kane>Flame? <Maslab>lol* Sparty_McFlytakes a fire extinguisher and shoots Justin with it... with the fire extinguisher, NOT ANYTHING ELSE <Maslab>XD <Sparty_McFly>no matter how that would have ended, there'll be at least one TWSS <Justin-Kane>go die all of you <Ghost_sangheili> that's not very nice <Ghost_sangheili> Assholes don't get laid a lot you know
 * Sparty_McFlyalready died. Three times. After the second time you kinda get used to it

<Sparty_McFly>othr than anal <Ghost_sangheili> naw <Ghost_sangheili> thats an exit not an entrance <Ghost_sangheili> I don't want that in my pooper

<Justin-Kane>I dont even care anymore, fanon is gay, therefore all of you are gay. <Sparty_McFly>uh <Ghost_sangheili> this isnt fanon

<Sparty_McFly>and how exactly does canon Halo count as fanon|

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<Sparty_McFly>that's leave number roughly 4

=-=Pinky49 is now known as Pinky

<Sparty_McFly>in the meanwhiles, I head up to canex to grab some morez milk* Maslabsaves logs

=-=Sparty_McFly is now known as S984|Away

<Maslab>That's the second long series of logs I've gotten from him

<Maslab>Both are hilarious