User:Sonasaurus/Irk Shenanigans/6

Lancer's epic fail
<B1blancer2 > Off topic: -AR-, what was basic like for you? <|AR| > B1blancer2 ; A great deal of running  Did you have to learn Korean? <[A32] > :| <Aeolus > XD  Like, from scratch?  epic fail  yes, lancer  he had to learn Korean  when he was 2 or 3 years old  because, you know, he's Korean  Oh, shit  from scratch, if you would believe that  I thought he was british  congrats lancer, you just made my latest irk shenanigan  FUCK <B1blancer2> Why do I say stupid shit <Aeolus> question of my life * [A32] stifles a comment or two

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* Now talking on #halo-fanon -ChanServ- [#halo-fanon] Hi! * ChanServ gives voice to Aeolus * <font color=#0094FF>Ajax_013 watches RRH land on Aeolus <<font color=#0094FF>Aeolus > RRH <Aeolus> where? * Ajax_013 has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <Aeolus> ...

Lancer vs. the Spartans
It all started with a single comment about Spartans...

<<font color=#0094FF>Athena32 > here's an idea <<font color=#0094FF>Brodie-001 > Lancer, can't you just create a generic Spartan like a nice, regular user. It's possible for those to defect later if that tickles your fancy. <Athena32> ^ <<font color=#0094FF>B1blancer2 > NEVER! SPARTANS are inhuman fucks! <Athena32> B1blancer2: I propose that you are on the wrong fanfiction site. * <font color=#0094FF>Tess-B312 sniffs derisively. * You are now known as Felix-116 <<font color=#0094FF>Felix-116 > do I have to shoot a bitch? * Athena32 is now known as Matt-D761 <B1blancer2> Maybe <<font color=#0094FF>LOMI > Oh dear <Tess-B312> I'll let you boys get your hands dirty. <B1blancer2> Nah, that was a joke <Felix-116> I'm laughing my ass off * <font color=#0094FF>Stel is now known as Doug-103 * Doug-103 picks up his sniper rifle and trains it on B1blancer2's noggin. <LOMI> Matt-D761: Star Wars Fanon also tolerates Spartans ;) <Felix-116> but you don't diss the Spartans and get away with it * LOMI is now known as Riker-012 <Riker-012> Let the chaos.... begin! <B1blancer2> How do you change your nickname? <Felix-116> /part name  * B1blancer2 (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has left #halo-fanon ("Mathew Mor")  * Brodie-001 is now known as Marco-025 <Felix-116> XD <Riker-012> XD  * Tess-B312 is very amused.  * Mathew (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon <Riker-012> Behold, an Apostle riseth <Doug-103> A one-and-a-two-and-a-three...  * Doug-103 fires his rifle at Mathew  * Mathew dodges and attacks with a MAKO  * Doug-103 notes you can't dodge a fucking bullet when it's in your brain, numbskull. More like DEAD skull. <Tess-B312> It's a regular Spartan party now. Wait, Spartans don't party. <Felix-116> try adding an underscore <Felix-116> and my bad, it's /nick Mathew_Mor * Mathew is now known as Mathew_Mor  * Felix-116 activates energy staff and runs Mathew_Mor through with it * Mathew_Mor has quit (Disconnected by services) <Felix-116> win <Felix-116> high five! <Riker-012> Tess-B312: wrong! We don't party until we're done with war! <Riker-012> Or if it's Christmas * Jonathan_Ulan (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon <Felix-116> problem? * Jonathan_Ulan Raises the Polish Flag <Felix-116> Jonathan_Ulan: who are you? <Jonathan_Ulan> United ebel Front Major Jonathan Ulan reporting <Felix-116> don't recognize you <Felix-116> identify or be removed from the channel <Riker-012> Only Spartans here.... and you know what we do to rebels <Jonathan_Ulan> It be B1blancer2 <Felix-116> I don't believe you <Felix-116> you could be just saying that <Felix-116> if you really are lancer, you would know what nick he used before "Jonathan_Ulan" <Jonathan_Ulan> He used Mathew_Mor <Felix-116> really <Felix-116> do you know how to change your name to it? <Felix-116> because if you really are lancer, you'd be able to change your name <Felix-116> go on, let me see you do it * Jonathan_Ulan is now known as B1blancer2 <Felix-116> okay <Felix-116> you can change back now <Felix-116> hey lancer <Felix-116> you're still going to get killed for dissing Spartans * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Felix-116  * Felix-116 has kicked B1blancer2 from #halo-fanon (Boom! Headshot!) * ChanServ removes channel operator status from Felix-116  * Felix-116 reloads * Tess-B312 claps slowly.  * Felix-116 takes a bow * <font color=#0094FF>Echowaffle8 is now known as Epsilon-E150 * Doug-103 applauds <Doug-103> Woooo! <Matt-D761> for a horrifying split-second I thought felix-116 was felix-119, who was opped <Felix-116> XD * Jonathan_Ulan (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon  * Felix-116 hands the rifle to Tess-B312 <Felix-116> here, take the next shot <Felix-116> see that rebel? <Felix-116> he's the target <Marco-025> Allow me to handle this one. * Tess-B312 shrugs slightly and shoves the rifle away, electing to slide her combat knife from its sheath. * Marco-025 cracks his knuckles and steps forward <Felix-116> that works too * Jonathan_Ulan calls upon the Red And White Eagles <Felix-116> they won't save you now, rebel <Jonathan_Ulan> Say hello to my personal unit <Jonathan_Ulan> Polska RISE! <Doug-103> Say hello to my BOOT! * Doug-103 kicks Jonathan_Ulan in the bollocks <Felix-116> ouch * Tess-B312 lunges forward and plunges the knife into Jonathan_Ulan's jugular. * Jonathan_Ulan has quit (Disconnected by services) <Felix-116> nice one, Spartan * Marco-025 pulls Ulan's head off and kicks it about. * Jonathan_Ulan (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon * Jonathan_Ulan orders his unit to hold the line against the spartans <Felix-116> the rebel's respawned * Doug-103 orders Jonathan_Ulan to DIE! <Felix-116> get him, Doug  * Felix-116 hands him a gauss rifle * Jonathan_Ulan mutilates 103 and B312 <Felix-116> a rebel going up against a Spartan? <Felix-116> that's hilarious * Tess-B312 sneers as her hologram dissipates from his onslaught. * Doug-103 kicks Jonathan_Ulan in the bollocks and then shoots him in the face, point-blank with the gauss rifle * Jonathan_Ulan has quit (Disconnected by services) <Felix-116> nice <Felix-116> well, this is too funny * Marco-025 laughs at Ulan's drug-induced hallucinations of fighting spartans <Doug-103> Bollock-kicking is my natural talent. * B1blancer2 (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon <Felix-116> oh lancer, you're back <Felix-116> you should have seen these rebels earlier <Felix-116> they thought they could take on Spartans <Felix-116> it was funny <Riker-012> Lancer... identify <Riker-012> I don't trust you <Riker-012> Speak! * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Riker-012 <Felix-116> oh shit <Felix-116> things are about to get heavy * Riker-012 has kicked B1blancer2 from #halo-fanon (THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!) <Riker-012> Hi * Jonathan_Ulan (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon * Tess-B312 inclines her helmet at Riker-012. <Felix-116> the rebels are back <Jonathan_Ulan> I SURRENDER! <Felix-116> Marco, take them out! <Felix-116> he's attacking! * Marco-025 runs at Ulan <Jonathan_Ulan> I SURRENDER! * Riker-012 runs for the big guns and tosses them at Marco <Felix-116> shoot the leader! * Marco-025 bodysams him into the dirt, rolls, picks up the guns and spins to fire at the crushed rebel * Jonathan_Ulan has quit (Disconnected by services) * Doug-103 runs up, jumps and choke Jonathan_Ulan's face with his codpiece <Felix-116> XD <Doug-103> Eat my augmented BALLS! <Felix-116> he's already dead <Felix-116> you're t-bagging <Marco-025> Make him more than dead! * Marco-025 joins in <Felix-116> well, this is very disturbing * Adam_Makosky (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon <Felix-116> who is this guy? <Felix-116> identify yourself! <Doug-103> THERE'S ANOTHER! * Adam_Makosky Launches a surprise attack from the air * Doug-103 runs up, jumps on Adam_Makosky's face and makes him eat his codpiece <Doug-103> GRR! <Felix-116> wait wait wait * Adam_Makosky punches 103 in the dick <Tess-B312> Ouch. Broke your knuckles there, reb. * Doug-103 has a codpiece on you dunce. <Felix-116> stand down, Spartans! * Marco-025 hands jetpacks out to other Spartans, allowing them to fly up to fight the silly innie <Felix-116> Marco, hold fire * Tess-B312 complies.  * Felix-116 point at Adam_Makosky <Felix-116> you, who are you? * Adam_Makosky uses superior piloting skills to take them down * Matt-D761 sighs  * Felix-116 restrains Adam_Makosky * Adam_Makosky states, Jensen, one at your six! <Felix-116> right <Felix-116> Matt, he's not coming quietly <Felix-116> you want to take the shot? <Adam_Makosky> No, don't kill me! * Doug-103 is stilling sitting on Adam_Makosky's head. * Matt-D761 inspects a small arsenal of weapons <Adam_Makosky> You're human, right? <Felix-116> no shit <Felix-116> put a round in this guy's head * Matt-D761 picks a heavy machine gun and loads it with high explosive armour piercing incendiary rounds * Marco-025 surveys a wide range of torture implements. <Adam_Makosky> What is it worth to kill me * Matt-D761 fills the rebel with two dozen 12.7mm rouds * Adam_Makosky begins to sputter, but isn't dead * Matt-D761 watches him fracture from the impacts, catch fire, then explode * Adam_Makosky coughs up blood <Matt-D761> you're rather dead now <Marco-025> Aww, that's no fun. I wanted to try out the nipple-sized pastry cutters. <Felix-116> now execute him <Felix-116> one shot in the head * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Matt-D761 <Felix-116> put him out of his misery * Matt-D761 has kicked Adam_Makosky from #halo-fanon (you're dead.) * Matt-D761 removes channel operator status from Matt-D761 * Adam_Makosky (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon <Felix-116> he's back! * Adam_Makosky Surrenders <Tess-B312> Brace yourselves. This rebel invasion hasn't ended. <Felix-116> someone, take the shot! <Marco-025> Pastry cutting time! <Adam_Makosky> Nonono! <Felix-116> alright, you're up, Marco <Adam_Makosky> I surrender! <Felix-116> surrender? <Felix-116> you tried to take us out when we asked you to come quietly <Adam_Makosky> I'll come quitely now * Marco-025 charges at Makosky and rugby tackles him into a wall <Felix-116> ouch <Felix-116> there goes his skull * Adam_Makosky has quit (Disconnected by services) <Felix-116> brutal <Marco-025> I'm imagining a group of Spartans playing keep-away with a rebel body. <Felix-116> a bunch of bodies * Paul_Lee (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon <Felix-116> geez, it's another one! <Felix-116> Riker, you're already behind the gun <Felix-116> light him up! <Marco-025> I'll let you guys handle this one. * Paul_Lee simply sits in peace <Doug-103> Hand me an SRS, will ya'? * Doug-103 gestures Felix to pass him a sniper. <Felix-116> wait, Riker's got this * Paul_Lee ducks into the underbrush * Marco-025 sits back and watches the proceedings * Paul_Lee hides <Felix-116> spray him, Riker! * Paul_Lee continues to evade the SPARTANs <Felix-116> damn it, he's getting away!  * Felix-116 leaps on top of Paul_Lee in one bound * Marco-025 sighs and clambers into a warthog <Marco-025> Get in, we're hunting innies. * Paul_Lee puts a bullet through 116's head from his position]  * Felix-116 has shields * Riker-012 has kicked Paul_Lee from #halo-fanon (HAME-HAKE-HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) <Felix-116> that works too <Riker-012> I feel like a Deus ex machina * B1blancer2 (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon <Felix-116> hey lancer <Marco-025> Oh, hey lancer. <Felix-116> you keep popping in and out <Doug-103> Lancer. <Doug-103> Howdy. <Felix-116> what are you up to? <Marco-025> You just missed a real curb stomp battle, man. <Felix-116> man, it was epic <Felix-116> these rebels just don't give up <Felix-116> but they're no match for the Spartans, of course <B1blancer2> Nuthin much, I heard there were some innies here, and I wanted to help them <Felix-116> help them? <Felix-116> traitor! <Felix-116> someone take him out! * Tess-B312 punches B1blancer2 in the face, splattering his skull and brains instantly with her prosthetic arm. * B1blancer2 has quit (Disconnected by services) <Felix-116> ouch <Felix-116> that had to hurt <Felix-116> Marco, stay behind the hog <Felix-116> run over any rebel you see * Adam_Makosky (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon <Adam_Makosky> Hey guys <Matt-D761> hi <Felix-116> rebel! <Felix-116> Marco, run him over! * Adam_Makosky waves <Felix-116> floor it! * Adam_Makosky Is still in the UNSC <Marco-025> Roadkill! * Adam_Makosky has quit (Disconnected by services) <Matt-D761> XD <Marco-025> I really must come here more often, this is the most fun I've had in a while. * Matt-D761 is now known as Jorge-052 <Jorge-052> if only because of the accent * You are now known as Jun-A266 * Doug-103 is now known as Carter-A259 * Riker-012 is now known as Emile-A239 * Marco-025 is now known as Catherine-B320 <Catherine-B320> I feel funny. * Adam_Makosky (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon <Emile-A239> Catherine-B320: You feel funny? Just. Don't. Look. Down.  * Jun-A266 jumps into the passenger seat of Kat's Warthog <Jun-A266> someone get on the gun * Tess-B312 raises an eyebrow. <Adam_Makosky> Heard you guys needed help? <Jorge-052> I'm hacking him <Adam_Makosky> Some rebels needed a good curb stompin * Catherine-B320 revs up warthog <Jorge-052> nearly there, he's using webchat * Adam_Makosky Is still in the UNSC Air Force  * Jun-A266 peppers Adam_Makosky with bullets * Adam_Makosky has quit (Disconnected by services) <Jun-A266> that's my kill * Tess-B312 smirks and keeps her knife in hand. * Catherine-B320 runs over Makosky's body several times, just to be sure. <Jorge-052> kat's faster at computer stuff than I am :D * Jorge-052 uses the remains to make jam * Tess-B312 is more likely to smash a computer with her fists. * Zachary_Martin (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon * Zachary_Martin Fires his M202's gun at the spartans <Carter-A259> Inniiiiieees! <Tess-B312> Fresh meat. <Jun-A266> take him out! * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Jun-A266  * Jun-A266 puts a round through Martin's head  * Jun-A266 has kicked Zachary_Martin from #halo-fanon (Zachary_Martin) * ChanServ removes channel operator status from Jun-A266 <Tess-B312> Aw. <Jorge-052> to be fair, I'm sure Kat would just whack the washing machine like the rest of us to get it working again <Emile-A239> Avengers, assemble! <Emile-A239> Wait, wrong group... <Jun-A266> lol * B1blancer2_ (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon <B1blancer2_> Hi all! <Jun-A266> hey lancer <Jun-A266> where have you been? <Tess-B312> Goody. * Carter-A259 picks up his MA37. <Carter-A259> Lancer. * Epsilon-E150 just got here and can't figure out what's going on <B1blancer2_> I dunno, some dickweed detonated a nuke over my HQ * Epsilon-E150 picks up M6S * Tess-B312 tosses a grenade up and down, antsy. * Epsilon-E150 picks up M319 * Epsilon-E150 picks up two Energy Swords * B1blancer2_ Continues rucking up Hawk Mountain  * Jun-A266 is polishing his sniper rifle and forgot to turn off the safety  * Jun-A266 accidentally puts a round through lancer's head * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Jun-A266  * Jun-A266 has kicked B1blancer2_ from #halo-fanon (B1blancer2_) * ChanServ removes channel operator status from Jun-A266 * Carter-A259 starts spraying BOOLETS at Lancer and hits him in the knee <Carter-A259> Hostiles down. * Epsilon-E150 deactivates energy swords <Jun-A266> someone take the Warthog turret * Carter-A259 's AI bugs out and starts running into a wall * Epsilon-E150 jumps for turret * B1blancer2_ (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon <Jun-A266> Kat, I really don't know if it's a good idea to let you drive <Jun-A266> but I trust you * B1blancer2_ Continues rucking up Hawk Mountain * Catherine-B320 spies another warthog * Epsilon-E150 shoots at Lancer <B1blancer2_> FUCK! <Jun-A266> hey, hey <Jun-A266> friendly fire * Tess-B312 gets in the forklift. <Epsilon-E150> "Friendly fire"? <Jun-A266> shit, he's bleeding out <Jun-A266> he's not going to make it <Jun-A266> damn it * B1blancer2_ has quit (Disconnected by services) * Catherine-B320 gets in the drivers seat * Tess-B312 runs over Lancer's corpse several times with the forklift. <Jun-A266> XD <Catherine-B320> Get in the hog!  * Jun-A266 rides shotgun * Epsilon-E150 cuts up what is left using his swords <Jun-A266> Emile, get on the gun * Epsilon-E150 is left behind <Epsilon-E150> No problem, I have... * Epsilon-E150 pulls out bicycle <Jun-A266> ahahahahaha <Jun-A266> that old 21st century thing * Emile-A239 begins to fire his shotgun like it's a sniper rifle at random targets <Catherine-B320> We need a gunner! * B1blancer2_ (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon * Epsilon-E150 squishes his bicycle with his 1000-pound armor * Carter-A259 's AI continues bugging the fuck out, running into wall forever * B1blancer2_ Continues sleeping peacefully * Epsilon-E150 shoots at Lancer * Tess-B312 approaches Lancer with the forklift, a slow impending doom. * Carter-A259 dies <Jun-A266> hey <Jun-A266> take it easy * Carter-A259 is now known as Doug-103 <Emile-A239> OK, srs bzns, I'm outta here <Jun-A266> shit * Emile-A239 is now known as LOMI <B1blancer2_> Huh? <LOMI> ciao guys * Doug-103 runs up behind Tess' forklift and jumps on it, squishing it a bit <Doug-103> Oomph!  * Jun-A266 accidentally jumps off a cliff while grabbing lancer * B1blancer2_ has quit (Disconnected by services) * You are now known as Aeolus * LOMI has quit (Quit: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity) * Catherine-B320 promptly drives the warthog off a cliff * Catherine-B320 is now known as Brodie-001 <Epsilon-E150> We squished him, I suppose. * B1blancer2_ (443f77a4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.63.119.164) has joined #halo-fanon * Epsilon-E150 tries to assassinate Paragonsky <Aeolus> traitor! * Jorge-052 has kicked B1blancer2_ from #halo-fanon (B1blancer2_) * Epsilon-E150 gets shot by Paragonsky's plasma cane <Jorge-052> bored now * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Aeolus * Epsilon-E150 dies  * Aeolus has kicked Epsilon-E150 from #halo-fanon (Epsilon-E150) * ChanServ removes channel operator status from Aeolus * You have been kicked from #halo-fanon by Jorge-052 (Aeolus) * Now talking on #halo-fanon -ChanServ- [#halo-fanon] Hi! * #halo-fanon :http://halofanon.wikia.com * ChanServ gives voice to Aeolus * Jorge-052 has kicked Doug-103 from #halo-fanon (Doug-103) * Tess-B312 accidentally stick a plasma grenade to the forklift and is consumed in a fiery hellball. * Tess-B312 is now known as Ladylaconia * Echowaffle8 (18833a3d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.131.58.61) has joined #halo-fanon * Stel (7da8990b@gateway/web/freenode/ip.125.168.153.11) has joined #halo-fanon <Stel> durrh? <Echowaffle8> What? <Echowaffle8> What was that for? * Jorge-052 has kicked Jorge-052 from #halo-fanon (Jorge-052) * Athena32 (~Athena32@unaffiliated/the-warden/x-6217636) has joined #halo-fanon * ChanServ gives voice to Athena32

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