User:Jolly W. Roberts/The Chronicles of Good and Evil/Loose Ends: Tales From Beyond/Old Gun, More Ammo

UNJG (United Nations Joint Government)

 * Major Grievous797
 * Special Corporal Matf
 * Special Corporal Demahkis
 * Sergeant Major Spartan 1 1 7 (Justin)
 * Gunnery Sergeant SimonRjH
 * Private Clavix2
 * Private Stryker
 * General RpSpartin
 * Rear Admiral Kwarsh
 * Private Clemo (Late Wife of Blemo)
 * Corporal Mouse

Mystical Beings

 * Death (Dragonclaws)
 * Blue Milk

Roman Remnants

 * Forgottenlord aka Julius Caesar
 * FistoftheEmperor

Rogues (Hired Soldiers/Seeking Job as Hired Soldier)

 * 434 Relentless Innocence
 * Captain James-001
 * Jolly W. Roberts (JWR)
 * ChristineV
 * ChurchReborn
 * Unknown man
 * Bleepo (son of the late Blemo)

Flood

 * Johnson
 * HaloDude

MIA

 * Ryan
 * SPARTAN-077

Part 1
"Bartender, gimme another Heineken!" JWR said. The bartender went to go get another drink. "Dammit, dad, stop with your drinking!" Church said while shaking JWR. "I'm not your.... HIC... UP.... dad, you know that," JWR responded. "You're the closest thing I've had in my life. Now, stop the drinking, you bloody drunk!" Church fired back. JWR started to saying something, but threw up. He closed his eyes, then opened them again. Standing there was a man in a tux, with two 7'1" men next to him. Church was being held with a gun to her head by the man in the tux They were all holding MP5B1s, an SMG better known as the MP5B. JWR reached for his W71. "Don't even think about it. You're drunk, and if you miss...." the man in the tux made a slicing motion accross his neck. "Who are...... HIC... UP.... you?" JWR said drowisly. "I'm Shi-Thead, remember? You owe me some money, so I'm taking your pretty little daughter with me," Shi-Thead said. A man at the bar turned around and jabbed at Shi-Thead. The tall man on Shi-Thead's left punched him and he fell unconcious. Another hooded man seemed to drop from the ceiling, and he stabbed the two tall men. Then, he disappeared and reappeared behind Shi-Thead. He drew his knife again and stabbed Shi-Thead in the heart. He began to move toward JWR. "Okay, dad, we're taking you and that other guy outta here," Church said. "One sec, just one more drink..." JWR responded. Church punched him into the still unknown man. The man punched JWR, and JWR fell to the ground. They dragged JWR and the other man who had tried to Church's body back to their ship.