Stanley Smith

Early Life
Stanley was born to a middle class couple in the suburbs of Falaknuma. He was conscripted at the age of nineteen under the articles of the Reformation Act of 2555 and found that he enjoyed a military life. He rose quickly in to the Special Forces and soon applied to become an ODST.

Skirmish on Falaknuma
"Bitches got nothin’ on me!"

- Stanley

Stanley was one of the few ODSTs on R&R when the Skirmish on Falaknuma began. He fought alongside Marines under the command of Colonel Marina Morley and earned a bronze star for his actions.

Quotes
"Suck on my big, fat, steaming pipe you big ass gorilla!"

- Stanley during a training session

"Watch. I’m gonna make this bullet disappear."

- Stanley, holding up a bullet to a recruit’s face

"Tada! It’s gone!"

- Stanley, after firing the round in to a nearby Unggoy

" Doctor Fitzgerald: How much do you weigh?


 * Stanley: Before or after I’m smiling, doc?"

- Stanley and Doctor Fitzgerald during a physical

" Doctor Fitzgerald: Height?


 * Stanley: Twelve inches.


 * Doctor Fitzgerald: I’m going to be grabbing your testicles in about three minutes. If you really care about them, I suggest you stop thinking with them."

- Stanley and Doctor Fitzgerald during a physical

" Dmitri Zaitsev: That was close! One round went right over my head!


 * Stanley: So I take it you want me to check for a stomach wound?"

- Stanley