User:Sonasaurus/Irk Shenanigans/2

A surprising revelation
 *DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IS NOT FACT, BUT MERELY STATEMENTS MADE FOR TEH LULZ*  [19:50]	<[Leo]>	So, your troopers going to attempt to initiate contact with my ODSTs on the COMs? [19:50]	<[A32]>	the other three are falling back to the bridge [19:50]	<[Leo]>	Ah, k [19:50]	<[Leo]>	COMs are down to shortrange [19:50]	<[A32]>	how short is short? [19:50]	 almost as short as your dick [19:51]	 half an inch [19:51]	* [A32]	notes sona is asian, and thus has no penis. [19:51]	<[Leo]>	Your a fine one to be talking, Sona ;) [19:51]	 I can prove you wrong [19:51]	 want me to? B) [19:51]	<[Leo]>	orlt [19:52]	 yarlt [19:52]	<[Leo]>	Citation needed [19:52]	* JesusOfSuburbia gets his camera and unzips his pants [19:52]	<[A32]>	O.O [19:52]	 just kidding... [19:52]	 ...I don't have a penis ;) [19:52]	<[A32]>	we know [19:52]	<[A32]>	XD [19:52]	<[Leo]>	Old news, Sona [19:53]	<[Leo]>	We established that ages ago [19:53]	 yes well, you thought I was going to say "Just kidding...I'll never unzip my pants and take a picture of it." [19:53]	<[Leo]>	No - I was expecting links to 4chan xD [19:54]	 (this better not be logged, or I'll ensure that whoever does so actually /won't/ have a penis) [19:54]	 kindly enter /clear, please [19:54]	 thank you and have a nice day [19:54]	* [A32]	saves the logs to his desktop, making several copies and saving one to USB drive [19:54]	* Maslab logs this

SpartanSkymaster...nuff said
[21:24]	 heh Spartan Skymaster is back at it again. [21:25]	 http://halofanon.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Sona_%27Demal&s=wldiff&diff=0&oldid=352634 [21:25]	 ... [21:26]	 um, admin [21:26]	 someone looking for a banhammer here [21:26]	<Maslab> On it already [21:27]	<JesusOfSuburbia> thank God for the rollback button [21:30]	<[Leo]>	What a fracking idiot [21:30]	<JesusOfSuburbia> hey Maslab [21:30]	<JesusOfSuburbia> he's still at it [21:31]	<JesusOfSuburbia> it's hilarious [21:31]	<Maslab> Wikia moved the fucking ban button [21:31]	<JesusOfSuburbia> can I please rollback his edits on his user page? [21:31]	<Maslab> Yes [21:32]	<JesusOfSuburbia> thanks XD [21:34]	<JesusOfSuburbia> Maslab can I rollback his articles, they're shit anyway XD [21:34]	<JesusOfSuburbia> plus he's erasing all content from them http://halofanon.wikia.com/wiki/Commander_noradum [21:35]	<Maslab> I just permabanned him [21:35]	<JesusOfSuburbia> lol [21:37]	<[Leo]>	ohay [21:37]	<[Leo]>	I don't have rollbacks [21:37]	<[Leo]>	Anyway, http://halofanon.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3ASona_%27Demal&diff=353370&oldid=353368 [21:37]	<[Leo]>	I love that phrase B) [21:37]	<JesusOfSuburbia> [Leo]: wrong talk page [21:37]	<JesusOfSuburbia> you posted it on mine [21:37]	<[Leo]>	... [21:37]	<[Leo]>	xD [21:37]	<JesusOfSuburbia> XD [21:38]	<[Leo]>	xD [21:38]	<JesusOfSuburbia> XD [21:38]	* JesusOfSuburbia is so logging this [21:38]	* [Leo]	is lol'ing out loud xD

A deal with CT
[15:04]   * JesusOfSuburbia offers CT  [15:04]    <JesusOfSuburbia> it's actually shut the fuck up, because I couldn't find your fluid [15:04]   <Lord_Strathcona> Excuse me? [15:04]   <Stel> Give em' the boot.....right in the fruit. [15:04]   =-= Mode #halo-fanon +o Lord_Strathcona by ChanServ [15:04]   =-= Mode #halo-fanon +b *!*@gateway/web/freenode/ip.209.221.90.204 by Lord_Strathcona [15:04]   =-= JesusOfSuburbia was booted from #halo-fanon by Lord_Strathcona (JesusOfSuburbia) [15:04]   =-= Mode #halo-fanon -o Lord_Strathcona by Lord_Strathcona [15:04]   <[Leo]>    xD [15:04]    <Stel> Holy Jesus....did you just ban him? [15:05]   <Lord_Strathcona> I dunno... [15:05]    <Lord_Strathcona> What does it say? [15:05]   <Stel>    I think you did. [15:05]   <Stel>    It says +B. [15:05]   <Stel>    D'oh. {#AAO} [15:05]   <JesusOfSuburbia> Lord_Strathcona: it's supposed to taste like coffee [15:06]   <JesusOfSuburbia> why is it some people enjoy drinking stfu and others hate it? [15:06]   <Lord_Strathcona> Because the image was used properly before you 'tards got a hold of it. [15:07]   <JesusOfSuburbia> XD [15:07]    <JesusOfSuburbia> but stfu is the best [15:07]   <JesusOfSuburbia> it's like getting high except it's legal [15:07]   <Lord_Strathcona> The amount of hilarity spewing out of your fingers is at a critical minimum. [15:08]   <JesusOfSuburbia> I gave Beth that mug for her birthday [15:08]   <Lord_Strathcona> Nonsense. [15:08]   <JesusOfSuburbia> and I gave stfu to 20 people to see if they liked it [15:08]    <JesusOfSuburbia> 16 out of 20 people liked it [15:09]    <Lord_Strathcona> I'd imagine the four who disliked it are the Holy Four. [15:09]   <Lord_Strathcona> Jared, Justin, Sam, and myself. [15:09]   <JesusOfSuburbia> can I return to halo-fanon now? [15:09]   <Lord_Strathcona> I dunno, can you? [15:09]   <JesusOfSuburbia> nope [15:09]   <JesusOfSuburbia> right now I lack the ability [15:09]   <Lord_Strathcona> Then there's your answer. [15:09]   <[Leo]>    xD [15:09]    <JesusOfSuburbia> may I return to halo-fanon? [15:10]   <Lord_Strathcona> Good question. [15:10]   <Lord_Strathcona> Will you abide by the guidelines and orders set forth by Lord Stathcona and the Holy Council of Halo Fanon? [15:10]   <JesusOfSuburbia> ja [15:11]    <Lord_Strathcona> State that in an official confirmation. [15:11]   <JesusOfSuburbia> Sir, yes sir! [15:11]    * JesusOfSuburbia stands to and salutes [15:11]   <Lord_Strathcona> No... [15:12]    <[A32]>    "I, Sona 'Demal, do hereby confirm..." [15:12]   <Lord_Strathcona> Yep [15:12]   <JesusOfSuburbia> I, JesusofSuburbia, also known as Sona 'Demal, will abide by the guidelines and orders set forth by Lord_Strathcona and the Holy Council of Halo Fanon [15:12]   * JesusOfSuburbia signs at the bottom [15:12]   * Lord_Strathcona will need a signature. [15:13]   * JesusOfSuburbia points at signature [15:13]   * Lord_Strathcona is referring to a hand-written (i.e. in an image editor) signature. [15:13]   * JesusOfSuburbia    cannot sign while on his iPod [15:13]   <Lord_Strathcona>    That's not my problem. [15:14]   <JesusOfSuburbia>    :( [15:14]    * JesusOfSuburbia    gives CT 20 bucks [15:15]    <JesusOfSuburbia>    let's forget the signature [15:15]    * Lord_Strathcona    prefers USD or CAD. [15:15]    <Lord_Strathcona>    I do not trade in animals. [15:16]    * JesusOfSuburbia    mails a $20 CAD bill to CT's house [15:16]    <Lord_Strathcona>    I hope you shipped this express... [15:16]    <JesusOfSuburbia>    it'll arrive in a week [15:17]    <Lord_Strathcona>    Then you'll be unbanned in a week. [15:17]    <JesusOfSuburbia>    uh [15:17]    * JesusOfSuburbia    uses the express instead [15:17]    <JesusOfSuburbia>    now it'll arrive on Monday {Meanwhile, on #halo-fanon...} [15:18]    =-=    Mode #halo-fanon +o Lord_Strathcona by ChanServ [15:18]    =-=    Mode #halo-fanon -b *!*@gateway/web/freenode/ip.209.221.90.204 by Lord_Strathcona [15:18]   =-=    Mode #halo-fanon -o Lord_Strathcona by Lord_Strathcona {Back to #AAO} [15:19]   * JesusOfSuburbia    calls for 3 azn women to pay CT a visit [15:19]   <Lord_Strathcona>    I expect more gifts... [15:19]    * JesusOfSuburbia    sends 5 more women [15:19]   <Lord_Strathcona>    More. [15:19]   * JesusOfSuburbia    gets CT a tshirt that days "Master Chief is my bitch" [15:20]   <JesusOfSuburbia>    I stole it from Steve Downes' son :P [15:20]   <Lord_Strathcona>    More. [15:20]   * [Leo]    sends hot asian porn [15:20]   <Lord_Strathcona>    More. [15:20]   * [Leo]    sends more hot asian porn [15:20]   * JesusOfSuburbia    gets CT a gold statue of him [15:20]   <Lord_Strathcona>    More. [15:20]   * [Leo]    sends yet more hot asian porn [15:20]   * JesusOfSuburbia    hands Soviet Russia to CT [15:20]    <Lord_Strathcona>    More. [15:21]   * JesusOfSuburbia    gives CT a Lambo speed car [15:21]   * Lord_Strathcona    doesn't like Lamborghini's....try harder. [15:21]   <Lord_Strathcona>    More. [15:21]   <JesusOfSuburbia>    hmm [15:22]   * JesusOfSuburbia    sends it back and gets him a Chevy Corvette [15:22]   <Lord_Strathcona>    I don't like plastic. [15:22]   * [Leo]    hands the British Empire over to Tony [15:22]   <Lord_Strathcona>    More. [15:22]   <Lord_Strathcona>    There is no British Empire. [15:22]   <Lord_Strathcona>    More. [15:22]   <[Leo]>    xD [15:22]    * JesusOfSuburbia    gets CT the royalties to 20 different record companies [15:22]   <Lord_Strathcona>    More. [15:23]   * [Leo]    hands what was formally the British Empire over to Tony [15:23]   <Lord_Strathcona>    Liam has completed his bargaining. [15:23]   <[Leo]>    =D [15:23]   <Lord_Strathcona>    Sona, you are still banned. Continue. [15:23]   * JesusOfSuburbia    gives CT 15 of his favourite cars [15:24]   <Lord_Strathcona>    Done. [15:24]   <JesusOfSuburbia>    lol [15:24]   <Lord_Strathcona>    You've been unbanned for the past five minutes... [15:24]    <JesusOfSuburbia>    ... [15:24]    <JesusOfSuburbia>    XD [15:24]    <Lord_Strathcona>    B) [15:24]    -->|    JesusOfSuburbia (d1dd5acc@gateway/web/freenode/ip.209.221.90.204) has joined #halo-fanon [15:24]    <JesusOfSuburbia>    wow you have no ideas what I had to do to get back on [15:24]    <Lord_Strathcona>    Nothing. [15:24]    <JesusOfSuburbia>    I'll post logs later :P [15:28]    <JesusOfSuburbia>    so, CT... how are you enjoying the 20 dollar bill, those 8 azn women, the MC T-shirt, Soviet Russia (or what's left of it), top-quality porn, the gold statue of you, those 15 of your favourite cars, the royalties to the record company, and the British Empire? [15:29]    <Lord_Strathcona>    I don't have any of those things... [15:29]    <Lord_Strathcona>    I only wanted to confirm my suspicions that you are now my bitch. :)

 *DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT CT'S BITCH!* 

ODSTSuperspartan
"ODSTSuperspartan deserves his own article on Uncyclopedia."

- Me

He's probably not a troll. Just some fucktard who doesn't have enough brain cells to understand the most basic forms of reason. In fact, this is one of his more intelligent conversations.

A surprising revelation...part 2
* Biscuits is now known as Lil_Liam <Lil_Liam> I'm Leo's lil bro now <Submercenary> the one that broke his laptop charger? <Lil_Liam> LEO <Lil_Liam> LEO <Lil_Liam> LEO <Lil_Liam> LEO <Lil_Liam> LEO <[Leo]> get outta here <Lil_Liam> I break your laptopz * ChanServ gives channel operator status to [Leo] * [Leo] has kicked Lil_Liam from #AAO (this is for my laptop) <Submercenary> XD * Biscuits (~IceChat7@c-67-161-162-246.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #AAO <Biscuits> MOMMOMOMOMOM <Biscuits> Liam beat me up <Biscuits> Sona * [Leo] has kicked Biscuits from #AAO (Shut your bitch mouth, or I'll shut you up myself.) * Biscuits (~IceChat7@c-67-161-162-246.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #AAO * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Submercenary <Heavy_Bieber> OP ABUZE <Biscuits> ^  * Submercenary has kicked Biscuits from #AAO (I ain't your mother, boy.) * Biscuits (~IceChat7@c-67-161-162-246.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #AAO  * Submercenary o/\o [Leo] <Biscuits> I gotta pee Liam. <Biscuits> Really bad too  * Submercenary hands [Leo] his switchblade to cut off Biscuits' dick <Biscuits> Nonononono <Biscuits> You need a chainsaw to cut through that thing. <Submercenary> nope <Submercenary> too small for a chainsaw * [Leo] drops switchblade and grabs blow torch <Biscuits> Anyway <Biscuits> I gotta pee <Biscuits> Shit I'm out * Biscuits (~IceChat7@c-67-161-162-246.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has left #AAO * Biscuits (~IceChat7@c-67-161-162-246.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #AAO <Biscuits> I now have a metal shield around my genitals. <@[Leo]> It looks like its time for... * [Leo] puts on sunglasses <@[Leo]> A weenie roast. <Biscuits> YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  * Submercenary bends it to his will and removes the metal shield <Biscuits> I see you have a lot of exprience with male genitals, Submercenary. <Submercenary> not particularly <Submercenary> I'm Asian, so I reproduce asexually <Biscuits> lies <Submercenary> that's why there are so many of us <@[Leo]> xD