User blog:Spartan-091/ProTips: How to Circumvent Our NCF Policy (Apologies to Ajax for the Method)

This may seem deceptively like it might be a long blog post, but really... It's not. Here's all that you need to do in order to work your article's fail past our NCF policy, at least when AR and I are not on bullshit patrol:

thumb|500px|right

BEHOLD. THE MIGHT OF TECHNOBABBLE.

Just FYI, none of what he mention exists, or will ever exist. He is famous as an example of an announcer who could think on his feet and ad lib convincingly without a script (which he didn't use when filming this clip). For those of you who are interested, here's the transcript. Perhaps a Turbo Encabulator could power one of your physics-defying weapons? We shall see.

''For a number of years now work has been proceeding in order to bring to fruition the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal gram-meters. Such an instrument is the Turbo Encabulator.

Now basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.

The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amullite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal "Lotus-O-Delta" type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible terming pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up-end of the gram-meters.

The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent score motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle-arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. It's not cheap, but I'm sure the government will buy it.''