Prince Tyler 343Postums

"Honey, where's my cup of coffee again!"

- Your Lord Almighty.

Prince Tyler 343Postums, also known as Lord Almighty, Codename: DESTROYER, Mr. 343 and many more, is a SPARTAN-X commando who is known to have been a major leading figure for the during the genocidal Human-Covenant War, the rebellious Insurrection, the unsafe Post-War era, and many more. He was known to be a excellent soldier in any military field, and was the man behind the defeat of Yapyap the Destroyer, a merciless Unggoy foe who threatened the UNSC and the Swords of Sanghelios alike.

Originally the 302nd member of the in famous SPARTAN-X Army led by the greatest Spartan Leonidas-300, Postums left the merry band of die-hard Sergeant-Johnson-ripoffs-but-Spartans after he was betrayed by Leonidas in an incident we shall not speak of, due to Leonidas deleting any records of it so as to preserve his glory. That turned out to be the greatest mistake of Codename: GLORY as Prince Postums used the skills that his former mentor had taught him in rising above all odds and being victorious in every single battle that he'd ever participated in. His skills proved fruitful as he slaughtered the enemy one by one in his crusades.

After returning to Kirkland and discovering his true heritage as the successor to a long line of the Royal Washington Monarchy, Postums heartfully took the crown which was rightfully was his and became a badass soldier on the battlefield, as well as a noble Prince of State who led many raids against opposing kingdoms and expanded his empire, more than Genghis Khan ever could.

Postums was also very fond of coffee, such that he always carried a cup of coffee with him to the battlefield. The tale of Postums is one that is very inspiring and confidence-boosting, and all ye who wish to be enlightened in his life journey and be motivated can continue reading:—