User blog comment:Bobzombie/And today's topic: Chuck Norris!/@comment-1978336-20100423210801

By the Bruce Lee only won because of a mistake. We all know the one thing Chuck Norris can't do: act. We call lame weakness this the "Awesome Paradox". When Chuck Norris is serious about something, it comes true, unless he makes sure it totally obvious he's not serious. That doesn't work with acting. Whie filming that movie he got frustrated and said "I'm gonna act if it kills me," which of course, came true. So, he could actually act for that one fight scene, but just before the part where he won, Bruce somehow accidently killed him, and the director just ran with it. The government had to have George Lucas make Star Wars to distract the general populace while they were searching for a way to clone him.