Talk:Aeolus-class Frigate

Sona, Athena; as a matter of course, I presume everything you write is automatically the best there is ever. However, this article...I can not adequately express my displeasure at merely glancing at this page. It gives me a horrible taste in my mouth; the taste of bile, which I can attribute to this...monotonicity of a page causing my stomach to threaten to upheave all over my keyboard.


 * 1) First, we shall talk about the name of the class. Aeolus-class Frigate? What kind of knavery name is this for a Frigate? A knavery class name in my Navy? No, this will not do! Not in the least! I am not amused! I am not pleased! This must change immediately!
 * 2) Faster than light? CAN'T HAPPENED. COME AT ME BRO.
 * 3) GOING 10K TIMES FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT. BRO, YOU'RE COMING AT ME TOO FAST.
 * 4) You call this a warship? My grandmother could outpower it with a airgun.
 * 5) A useful frigate that doesn't turn to slag when you look at it wrong? THIS CANNOT BE.
 * 6) Stealth frigates? Useful invisible frigates? This is wrong in levels I cannot begin to fathom.
 * 7) A stealth frigate that can act as a tender for prowlers on deployment? This is too logical for the UNSC; they'd never do that! This is too forward thinking!

In conclusion, this page needs serious revision. Please resolve these issues within the next 24 hours or the article will be namespaced. Thank you!

Yours truly,

Leo Fox  http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/halofanon/images/a/a9/Leo_Fox_icon.png (My bark is probably bigger than my bite) 05:51, April 1, 2013 (UTC)