User:Xbox360loligan/Halo: Takin' the Pelican Home!

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Part 1
"Oh my Gaaawwd! That SPARTAN is surfing on that Hornet!" shouted Joe the Marine, randomly.

"No way. He is!" replied Bob, the ODST. The SPARTAN was doing handstands on the Hornet. He then jumped a mile into the Pelican, where Joe and Bob sat.

"So kids, how'd you like that?" said the SPARTAN super Soldier.

"Hey hey hey .. We, are not kids," answered Bob.

"Yeh, we're 19." Joe said.

"Oh Crap!"

"What Bob?"

"A Brute!"

They all turned round, and saw a Brute.

"Raaawwwrrr!" roared the Brute. The SPARTAN then flew in the air, fly kicked him in the face, grabbed him, spat in his face, realised he was wearing a helmet and the spit went over his helmet, screamed and fell off with the Brute.

"Okay. Bit random... but...," Joe murmered. Silence followed.

"Joe. Wanna' read Superman with me?" asked Bob, breaking the silence.

"Sure."

So the Marines read Superman, while the Pilot of the Pelican landed. They all got off, and saw a...

"SCARAB!" screamed Bob, like a little girl. The UNSC launched missles at the Scarab, only weakening it.

"Ohh! Shiny!" whispered Joe, seeing the weak spot of the Scarab on its back. He shot a single Magnum bullet at the weak spot.

10 Seconds Later
The Scarab blew up.

"Wow. That was big," whispered Bob, looking at the explosion.

"Im better than that SPARTAN!" shouted Joe. Joe then ran over to the nearest Hornet, and grabbed onto it as soon as it took off.

"Joe! No!" howled Bob. Joe tried to to do handstand, slipped and fell. Bob watched in horror as Joe fell through the air, and smashed into a Vampire.

"Wow." said Joe, standing up.

"What the?" shouted the Brute controlling the Vampire.