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spartan skymaster was an infamous troll that operated on the halo fanon halo-fanon IRC from october to november as well as the month of january.his main objective out of trolling was to claim vengeance upon admins such as sona` demal,maslab,and spartan-118. {| class="toc" id="toc"

Contents
[hide]*1 early life
 * 2 discovery of halo fanon
 * 3 operation:downfall
 * 4 aftermath and new account launches
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early lifeEdit
little is known of skymasters early life,but ONI intelligence suggests he is around sixteen or younger,and is a popular subject among historians.during christmas 2007,it was recorded that skymaster,also referred to as "uwber n00b",discovered the video website youtube,which led to the discovery of ebay,omegle,answers,twitter,and halopedia and wikipedia.and is concuded to no longer have a live account and is at the rank of major in halo:reach and halo 3,but this is still unknown.

==discovery of halo fanonEdit== skymaster discovered halo fanon around october 15,2010,after the wild sucess on his youtube channel of reaching 100 subscribers,he searched images for the halo 2 elite zealot,and when he clicked upon the link,it took him to halo fanon.after reading a rough description of the site,he joined the site under the name spartan skymaster,after his old LIVE name.he created two articles with only information he already knew,and did not double check,but wrote on nontheless.almost immediately he recieved a response from a man who had a gay ass anime as an icon,here is what he said,taken right off the comment:"﻿*facepalm*NO he would not meet emile and linda,emiles a spartan 3,lindas a spartan 2,check your info before you post.dumbass"keep in mind this IS what he actually wrote(no im not kidding,this was all taken right off the page,except for the end) and this man,since his username was unreadable with the distracting comments,he earned the popular nickname "ass mung bag" which seems more than appropriate.skymaster,annoyed and upset by this rude comment and several other nnoying ones,wrote a comedy article to forget about it,but that page was later spammed with criticis,which was nail 1 in skymasters downfall.

operation:downfallEdit
after the growing hate had begun to boiland after 118`s annoying comment on his brute page despite 1his constant constructive criticism,which is right here:"its best to let the author figure it out"seriously?what a fucking hipocritical thing to say.OOPS!sorry,the n00b hatred still burns.skymaster began to lash out andlaunched a small spam assault,given the nme "operation:downfall"although the true objective of the mission was never solved.he left hundreds of spams in sona` demals page,resulting in a 24-hour ban.it was later increased to a 1 week ban,then,after skymasters humiliation after destroying a page about a user named hyper zergling,and after skymaster sending out a world-wide apology,the ban was extended to permanent. ==aftermath and new account launchesEdit==

after the permban waw initiated,skymaster did little with his first account,besides winning the 2010 moron awards being followed closely by ODSTSuperSpartan and was congratulated by kanye west.skymaster launcehd several new halo fanon accounts which he barely usedand even talked about returning.today he is now under the account spartanvengeance,to make his own little story of himself. of your article here!
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