User:Lordofmonsterisland/Irk Shenanigans/2

Afghanistan: The Life of a Troubled Irk Member
	woah... i just had five military helicopters fly over the house <[Aeolus]>	where do you live? <[Aeolus]>	Afghanistan? 	yesh <[Aeolus]>	so how's it going there? 	well, i dunno, i keep changing locales to get a computer, so i can't say 	they keep shooting though <[Aeolus]>	see any important Afghan leaders? 	oh yeah, one stole my last computer <[Aeolus]>	where do you keep getting them? 	Chinese black market 	i know a gal that has a cousin that works for a guy whose brother steals them from those commies <[Aeolus]>	you got a gun on you? 	a dumas FAMAS 	;) <[Aeolus]>	lol 	OMG, bomb! cover! <[Aeolus]>	done anything interesting in the vicinity lately? <[Aeolus]>	held someone at gunpoint <[Aeolus]>	did something in stealth? 	saved the laptop! 	no, no gunpoints <[Aeolus]>	good job 	however, i did kill someone the other die by knifing them up their rear... ahem... opening <[Aeolus]>	o.O 	crap, back rabid Muslim fiend! no, my house! fire! fire! <[Leo]>	LOMI: Just remember, blow off arab's limbs, cauterize wounds, keep arab alive, and bury with pork products all around him to ensure he is forever placed in Hell <[Aeolus]>	always plant explosives around the perimeter <[Aeolus]>	xD @ [Leo] <[Leo]>	FO REALS! <[Leo]>	[Aeolus]: I'm mentioned on HBO =D <[Aeolus]>	whar <[Leo]>	[Aeolus]: http://halo.bungie.org/news.html?item=32505 OMI has left #halo-fanon ("OBA... I mean, OSAMA IS GONNA KILL ME!!!")
 * LOMI	dodges Taliban bullet storm to use computer
 * LOMI	wipes forehead

Bot Abuse
[15:57]		!eightball Am I right in thinking that ODSTSS will give up eventually? [15:57]		Nicmavr: _I_ don't know. [15:58]	<LOMI>	!eightball is it possible to kill ODSTSS? [15:58]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The answer is certainly yes. [15:58]	<[Leo]>	!eightball The Game? [15:58]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: It is possible. [15:58]	<Nicmavr>	ashley: _lol_bug ^ [15:58]	<[Leo]>	!eightball You can lose the game? [15:58]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: No. [15:58]	<[Leo]>	!eightball You can lose the game? [15:58]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: You're kidding, right? [15:58]	<[Leo]>	!eightball You can lose the game? [15:58]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: The answer is a resounding no. [15:58]	<[Leo]>	!eightball You can lose the game? [15:58]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: No chance. [15:58]	<[Leo]>	!eightball You can lose the game? [15:58]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: NO. [15:58]	<[Leo]>	xD [15:59]	 	Nicmavr: blame Pinky, I don't speak Python :p [15:59]	<LOMI>	XD [15:59]	<LOMI>	!eightball I won the Game? [15:59]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Of course. [15:59]	<LOMI>	WIN! [16:00]	<LOMI>	!eightball Did Leo win the Game? [16:00]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Of course. [16:00]	<LOMI>	V.V [16:00]	<[Leo]>	AHHA! [16:00]	<[Leo]>	!eightball You can lose the game? [16:00]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: I doubt it very much. [16:00]	<[Leo]>	!eightball You can lose the game? [16:00]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: I doubt it very much. [16:00]	<[Leo]>	=( [16:00]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Obama 2012? [16:00]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Come again? [16:00]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Obama 2012? [16:00]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: No clue. [16:00]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:01]	<LOMI>	!eightball World War 3 soon? [16:01]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: No clue. [16:01]	<LOMI>	!eightball Is Ajax a god? [16:01]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: No clue. [16:01]	<[Leo]>	!eightball What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and everything else? [16:01]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Maybe... [16:01]	<[Leo]>	!eightball What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and everything else? [16:01]	<LOMI>	>_> [16:01]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Maybe... [16:01]	<[Leo]>	ITS 42, YOU DUMAS! [16:02]	<LOMI>	FAMAS? [16:02]	<[Leo]>	lol no. ODSTSS idiocy xD [16:02]	<LOMI>	I know :D [16:03]	<Duality4>	!eightball does Nicmavr love ashley? [16:03]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: NO. [16:04]	<Duality4>	!eightball does ashley love Nicmavr [16:04]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: It shall be. [16:04]	<Duality4>	HAHAHA [16:04]	<LOMI>	XD [16:04]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:04]	<LOMI>	!eightball does Duality4 love ODSTSS [16:05]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: I doubt it very much. [16:05]	<LOMI>	XD [16:05]	<Duality4>	!eightball is LOMI gay? [16:05]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Obviously. [16:05]	<LOMI>	>_> [16:05]	<LOMI>	fail bot [16:05]	<Duality4>	HAHAHA [16:05]	<Duality4>	HAHAHAHAHAHAH [16:05]	<LOMI>	!eightball is Duality4 gay? [16:05]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: You're kidding, right? [16:05]	<LOMI>	!eightball is Duality4 gay? [16:05]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The answer is a resounding no. [16:05]	<LOMI>	!eightball is Duality4 gay? [16:05]	<Duality4>	HAHAHA [16:05]	<Duality4>	HAHAHA [16:05]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: NO. [16:05]	<Duality4>	Sorry LOMI: [16:05]	<LOMI>	!eightball is Duality4 retarded? [16:06]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Yes! [16:06]	<LOMI>	HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [16:06]	<Duality4>	We all knew that! [16:06]	<Duality4>	!eightball is LOMI a slut? [16:06]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Yes! [16:06]	<Duality4>	!eightball is LOMI transsexual? [16:06]	<LOMI>	!eightball are you gay? [16:06]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Come again? [16:06]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The answer is certainly yes. [16:07]	<LOMI>	!eightball do you love ashley? [16:07]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: I doubt it very much. [16:07]	<Duality4>	!eightball Is CommanderTony ever gonna come back? [16:07]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: No clue. [16:07]	<Duality4>	!eightball does my girlfriend love me? [16:07]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Yes! [16:07]	<LOMI>	!eightball is CommanderTony a god? [16:07]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Come again? [16:07]	<LOMI>	!eightball is CommanderTony a god? [16:07]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later. [16:07]	<Duality4>	!eightball Do I love my girlfriend? [16:07]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Yes! [16:07]	<LOMI>	!eightball is this stupid? [16:07]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Yes! [16:08]	<Duality4>	!eightball is she cheating on me? [16:08]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: NO! [16:08]	<LOMI>	!eightball is this all a dream? [16:08]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: _I_ don't know. [16:08]	<Duality4>	!eightball do you suck balls for a living? [16:08]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: No. [16:08]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is Mary-Kate made off muffins [16:08]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: _I_ don't know. [16:08]	<Duality4>	!eightball Are you Weird? [16:08]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Come again? [16:08]	<Duality4>	!eightball am I awesome? [16:08]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: No. [16:08]	<Duality4>	awww. [16:08]	<LOMI>	!eightball should we give ODSTSS adminz? [16:09]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: You know the answer better than I. [16:09]	<Duality4>	!eightball Is ODSTSS gay? [16:09]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing! [16:09]	<LOMI>	>_> [16:09]	<LOMI>	?_? [16:09]	<Duality4>	!eightball is LOMI in love with ODSTSS? [16:09]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: The answer is a resounding no. [16:09]	<LOMI>	B) [16:09]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is Mary-Kate a fail bot [16:09]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: Maybe... [16:09]	<LOMI>	!eightball i can haz recons? [16:09]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Come again? [16:09]	<Duality4>	!eightball does LOMI suck ODSTSS' balls? [16:09]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: What are you asking me for? [16:09]	<LOMI>	!eightball should we kick Duality4? [16:10]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The answer is certainly yes. [16:10]	<LOMI>	B0 [16:10]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball did your program take a dump onm your [16:10]	<Duality4>	!eightball do you have tits? [16:10]	<LOMI>	B) [16:10]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: NO! [16:10]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: What are you asking me for? [16:10]	<Duality4>	!eightball do you have eightballs? [16:10]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: _I_ don't know. [16:10]	<Duality4>	!eightball is this stupid? [16:10]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: The outlook is good. [16:10]	<Duality4>	!eightball am I weird? [16:10]	<LOMI>	!eightball should this be banning grounds? [16:10]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing! [16:10]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: No. [16:11]	<Duality4>	!eightball should a meta-ban take place? [16:11]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later. [16:11]	<Duality4>	!eightball should LOMI get kicked? [16:11]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later. [16:11]	<LOMI>	!eightball screw you? [16:11]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: In your dreams. [16:11]	<LOMI>	XD [16:11]	<Duality4>	!eightball did you make love to LOMI in College? [16:11]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: The outlook is poor. [16:11]	<Duality4>	!eightball do you love me? [16:11]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: It is possible. [16:11]	<Duality4>	!eightball do I even know who the f*** you are? [16:11]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Of course. [16:11]	<LOMI>	!eightball are you really Sub-Way? [16:12]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: _I_ don't know. [16:12]	<Duality4>	!eightball Do you know who I am? [16:12]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: The outlook is good. [16:12]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball are you being spammed to death [16:12]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: Naturally. [16:12]	<Duality4>	!eightball have I met you? [16:12]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Naturally. [16:12]	<Duality4>	!eightball WHat the f*** kind of answer is Naturally? [16:12]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Naturally. [16:12]	<LOMI>	!eightball am i real? [16:12]	<Duality4>	HAHA [16:12]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: No chance. [16:12]	<Duality4>	hahaha [16:13]	<LOMI>	!eightball in your dreams? [16:13]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Of course. [16:13]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball are you made of shit code [16:13]	<Duality4>	!eightball is sub-way hot? [16:13]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: No chance. [16:13]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Of course. [16:13]	<LOMI>	!eightball Falcon punch? [16:13]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: NO. [16:13]	<Duality4>	!eightball am I handsome? [16:13]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: _I_ don't know. [16:13]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is the cake a lie [16:13]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: You know the answer better than I. [16:13]	<Duality4>	!eightball are your answers random, or true? [16:13]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: It shall be. [16:13]	-->|	Blindside (~Rozh@ip24-252-147-208.cl.ri.cox.net) has joined #halopedia [16:13]	<Duality4>	!eightball will it be? [16:13]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: You know the answer better than I. [16:13]	<LOMI>	!eightball can i kick you? [16:13]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball did you eat all the cake and then kill rozh [16:13]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: Unlikely. [16:13]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The answer is certainly yes. [16:14]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball did you rape Rozh yesterday [16:14]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: Naturally. [16:14]	<Duality4>	!eightball have you killed people before? [16:14]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: It is so. [16:14]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Will you marry me? [16:14]	<Blindside>	lol [16:14]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: It is possible. [16:14]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:14]	<Duality4>	!eightball are the Murderdolls awesome? [16:14]	<LOMI>	!eightball are you Jabba the Hutt? [16:14]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: No. [16:14]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Maybe... [16:14]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Will you marry me? [16:14]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Naturally. [16:14]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:14]	<Duality4>	!eightball is Slipknot awesome? [16:14]	<LOMI>	!eightball will you marry me? [16:14]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: You know the answer better than I. [16:14]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The answer is certainly yes. [16:15]	<Duality4>	!eightball do you love anyone? [16:15]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: No. [16:15]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball did you eat all the pies [16:15]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: One would be wise to think so. [16:15]	<Duality4>	!eightball, if you don't love anyone, why would you marry LOMI? [16:15]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball are you a beached whale [16:15]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: Come again? [16:15]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball are you a whale [16:15]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: Naturally. [16:16]	<LOMI>	!eightball you're a furry, aren't you? [16:16]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: It is so. [16:16]	<Blindside>	XD [16:16]	<[Leo]>	!eightball I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3. [16:16]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Come again? [16:16]	<Duality4>	!eightball am I evil? [16:16]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: The outlook is poor. [16:16]	<[Leo]>	!eightball I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3? [16:16]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Come again? [16:16]	<[Leo]>	!eightball I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3? [16:16]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball am i the smartest here [16:16]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Come again? [16:16]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: The answer is a resounding no. [16:16]	<[Leo]>	!eightball I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3? [16:16]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: No clue. [16:16]	<Duality4>	!eightball am I bad? [16:16]	<TheAlteran>	NOOOO [16:16]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:16]	<Blindside>	!eightball Can I has amdins? [16:16]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Of course. [16:16]	<Mary-Kate>	Blindside: Come again? [16:16]	<Duality4>	!eightball am I stupid? [16:16]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Of course. [16:16]	<LOMI>	!eightball am I the ruler of HF? [16:16]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Obviously. [16:16]	<LOMI>	XD [16:16]	<[Leo]>	!eightball am I the ruler of HF? [16:17]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: The answer is certainly yes. [16:17]	<Blindside>	XD [16:17]	<LOMI>	XD [16:17]	<[Leo]>	haha [16:17]	<Duality4>	!eightball does any halopedian apprecriate my existence? [16:17]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: The outlook is good. [16:17]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is Leo's ego the size of the sun [16:17]	<[Leo]>	Duality4: No [16:17]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: No clue. [16:17]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:17]	<LOMI>	!eightball does Ajax think too much of himself? [16:17]	<Duality4>	!eightball do any Halopedians Apprecriate my existence on this channel? [16:17]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: It is possible. [16:17]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: It shall be. [16:17]	<[Leo]>	Mary-Kate: The game? [16:17]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is Leo a twat [16:17]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: No chance. [16:17]	<TheAlteran>	O_O [16:17]	<[Leo]>	HAHA [16:17]	<Duality4>	!eightball Should I perform my Schism? [16:17]	<[Leo]>	THE BOT KNOWS ALL [16:17]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Of course. [16:18]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is leo gay [16:18]	<LOMI>	!eightball do I use magicks? [16:18]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: No. [16:18]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later. [16:18]	<TheAlteran>	FUUUU [16:18]	<Duality4>	!eightball should I join the Marines? [16:18]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later. [16:18]	<LOMI>	!eightball are you lazy? [16:18]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: You're kidding, right? [16:18]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is leo a rape victim [16:18]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: You know the answer better than I. [16:18]	<TheAlteran>	whut [16:18]	<LOMI>	!eightball are you a sick, twisted individual? [16:18]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Come again? [16:18]	<[Leo]>	!eightball is TheAlteran mentally retarded? [16:18]	<LOMI>	!eightball exactly [16:18]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Come again? [16:18]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The answer is a resounding no. [16:18]	<Duality4>	!eightball should I leave? [16:18]	<Mary-Kate>	Duality4: Yes! [16:18]	<--|	Duality4 has left #halopedia [16:18]	<LOMI>	XD [16:19]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball are you being raped from all sides [16:19]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: In your dreams. [16:19]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is TA mentally retarded? [16:19]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: The outlook is good. [16:19]	<LOMI>	!eightball are you a kaiju? [16:19]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:19]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The answer is a resounding no. [16:19]	<TheAlteran>	damn you leo [16:19]	<LOMI>	!eightball do you eat people? [16:19]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The answer is certainly yes. [16:19]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:19]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball does Leo rape stel [16:19]	<LOMI>	>_> [16:19]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: Of course. [16:19]	<LOMI>	!eightball is this getting out of hand? [16:19]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: I doubt it very much. [16:19]	<LOMI>	XD [16:19]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:20]	<[Leo]>	TheAlteran: Not rape ;) [16:20]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball does Leo like the butt sex [16:20]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later. [16:20]	<LOMI>	!eightball is #halopedian full of perverts? [16:20]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball are you being abused [16:20]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: No clue. [16:20]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: Come again? [16:20]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball are you being raped [16:20]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: About as likely as pigs flying. [16:21]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Echo likes it in the ass, doesn't he? [16:21]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: About as likely as pigs flying. [16:21]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Echo likes it in the ass, doesn't he? [16:21]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: NO. [16:21]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Echo likes it in the ass, doesn't he? [16:21]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: I doubt it very much. [16:21]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Echo likes it in the ass, doesn't he? [16:21]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: The outlook is poor. [16:21]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Echo likes it in the ass, doesn't he? [16:21]	<TheAlteran>	YAY [16:21]	<LOMI>	!eightball do you hate Leo right now? [16:21]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: NO! [16:21]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Maybe... [16:21]	<LOMI>	XD [16:21]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:21]	<TheAlteran>	Leo give up :P [16:21]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is TA superior to Leo [16:21]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Do you have a romantic relationship with Tony? [16:21]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: It is possible. [16:21]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: No chance. [16:22]	<TheAlteran>	HAHAHAHAHA [16:22]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is Leo superior to TA? [16:22]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: I doubt it very much. [16:22]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is Leo superior to TA? [16:22]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: No chance. [16:22]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is Leo superior to TA? [16:22]	<LOMI>	!eightball do you love anyone? [16:22]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: The answer is a resounding no. [16:22]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is Leo superior to TA? [16:22]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: NO! [16:22]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: The outlook is poor. [16:22]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is Leo superior to TA? [16:22]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is Leo superior to TA? [16:22]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: I doubt it very much. [16:22]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: The answer is a resounding no. [16:22]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is Leo superior to TA? [16:22]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: No. [16:22]	<LOMI>	!eightball am i better than everyone else here? [16:22]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is Leo not superior to TA? [16:22]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: One would be wise to think so. [16:22]	<LOMI>	XD [16:22]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Come again? [16:23]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is TA not superior to Leo? [16:23]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Come again? [16:23]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is TAsuperior to Leo? [16:23]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: It shall be. [16:23]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is TA superior to Leo? [16:23]	<LOMI>	!eightball is Leo my slave? [16:23]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: The outlook is poor. [16:23]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: NO! [16:23]	<LOMI>	:( [16:23]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:23]	<LOMI>	!eightball am I Ajax's slave? [16:23]	<TheAlteran>	Leo how many attempts did that take [16:23]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Obviously. [16:23]	<LOMI>	XD [16:23]	<TheAlteran>	XD [16:23]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Am I LOMI's slave? [16:23]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: It is so. [16:23]	<LOMI>	XD [16:23]	<[Leo]>	...f*** [16:23]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball will my food be here soon [16:23]	<LOMI>	lolwut? [16:24]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: The outlook is poor. [16:24]	<TheAlteran>	FUUUUUUUUUUUUU [16:24]	<--|	Blindside has left #halopedia [16:24]	<LOMI>	!eightball should i give up? [16:24]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Maybe... [16:24]	<[Leo]>	Alright, lets end the bot abuse. [16:24]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is LOMI everyone's slave [16:24]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: The outlook is good. [16:24]	<TheAlteran>	XD [16:24]	<LOMI>	!eightball do i rule here? [16:24]	* TheAlteran	dies [16:24]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: One would be wise to think so. [16:25]	<LOMI>	lolwut? [16:25]	<LOMI>	!eightball are you about to die? [16:25]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Obviously. [16:25]	-->|	thecakeisalie (ae8238a3@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.130.56.163) has joined #halopedia [16:25]	<LOMI>	XD XD XD XD [16:25]	<Nicmavr>	!eightball Nicmavr rules. He is the president here. Agreed? [16:25]	<Mary-Kate>	Nicmavr: Naturally. [16:25]	<Nicmavr>	LOMI: :D [16:25]	<LOMI>	!eightball should we worship Nicmavr? [16:25]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Come again? [16:25]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is TA superior [16:25]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: What are you asking me for? [16:25]	<LOMI>	!eightball should we worship Nicmavr? [16:25]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later. [16:25]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Leo deserves a permaban from Halo forever. [16:25]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is TA superior [16:25]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: It is so. [16:25]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Leo deserves a permaban from Halo forever. [16:25]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing! [16:26]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: It is so. [16:26]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:26]	<[Leo]>	DOUBLE PERMABANNED [16:26]	<LOMI>	!eightball can i permaban Leo? [16:26]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: You're kidding, right? [16:26]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is Leo gay! [16:26]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: No clue. [16:26]	<TheAlteran>	Goddammit [16:26]	<LOMI>	!eightball why do people ask for gayness? [16:26]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Obviously. [16:26]	<LOMI>	<_< [16:26]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is TA a fag? [16:26]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Obviously. [16:27]	<[Leo]>	TheAlteran: Owned. B) [16:27]	<Nicmavr>	lawl [16:27]	<TheAlteran>	Dammit, i knew the probabilites would get me in the end [16:27]	<Nicmavr>	!eightball is [Leo] a fag? [16:27]	<Mary-Kate>	Nicmavr: It is so. [16:27]	<Nicmavr>	[Leo]: You lost it, now you owe me fifty bucks [16:27]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is Nicmavr a fag? [16:27]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing! [16:27]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is Nicmavr a fag? [16:27]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: What are you asking me for? [16:27]	<LOMI>	!eightball am i awesomeness incarnate? [16:27]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Naturally. [16:27]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is Nicmavr homosexual? [16:27]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: The outlook is poor. [16:28]	<Nicmavr>	[Leo]: Give up... I am too shiny to be a homo B) [16:28]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:28]	<LOMI>	XD [16:28]	<LOMI>	!eightball is ODSTSS a homo? [16:28]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: _I_ don't know. [16:28]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is Nicmavr hard for guys? [16:28]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: You're kidding, right? [16:28]	<LOMI>	!eightball is he Russian? [16:28]	<Nicmavr>	And besides, I love ashley and her sister, Mary-Kate :> [16:28]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: What are you asking me for? [16:28]	<LOMI>	!eightball do you know nothing? [16:28]	<TheAlteran>	!Eightball Will TA murder you slowly for giving false readings [16:28]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: It shall be. [16:28]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: _I_ don't know. [16:28]	<Nicmavr>	!eightball Is ODSTSS homosexual? [16:28]	<LOMI>	XD [16:28]	<Mary-Kate>	Nicmavr: One would be wise to think so. [16:29]	<LOMI>	XD [16:29]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:29]	<LOMI>	o/ [16:29]	<Nicmavr>	!eightball Is ODSTSS Russian? [16:29]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Does Nicmavr like 69? [16:29]	<Mary-Kate>	Nicmavr: Of course. [16:29]	<Nicmavr>	!eightball Is ODSTSS stoopid? [16:29]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: It shall be. [16:29]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball will you appear on Halo-Fanon [16:29]	<LOMI>	!eightball Are you Nicmavr's slave? [16:29]	<Mary-Kate>	Nicmavr: Yes! [16:29]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: _I_ don't know. [16:29]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Does Nicmavr like 69? [16:29]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The answer is certainly yes. [16:29]	<Nicmavr>	Ya see? [16:29]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Yes! [16:29]	<LOMI>	XD [16:29]	<Nicmavr>	lol [16:29]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball are you justin kane [16:29]	<Nicmavr>	Leaving guys, cya [16:29]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: The outlook is poor. [16:30]	<Nicmavr>	TheAlteran: Justin Kane? You kiddin' me? :o [16:30]	-->|	[A32] (~Athena32@unaffiliated/the-warden/x-6217636) has joined #halopedia [16:30]	=-=	Mode #halopedia -v Mary-Kate by ChanServ [16:30]	<TheAlteran>	AWWWW [16:30]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Is [A32] a fag? [16:30]	<Nicmavr>	!eightball Does [A32] like ODSTSS? [16:30]	<[A32]>	B) [16:30]	=-=	Mode #halopedia -o ashley by ChanServ [16:30]	<TheAlteran>	Nicmavr give it voice back [16:31]	<Nicmavr>	!eightball Will ashley ever listen to my deopping advice? >:| [16:31]	<LOMI>	:( [16:31]	<LOMI>	:'( [16:31]	<LOMI>	oh well, time to archive! [16:31]	<Nicmavr>	Looks like we broke it B) [16:31]	<[Leo]>	NOW WE WILL NEVER KNOW IF [A32] IS STRAIGHT FOR SURE!

After a short break

[16:38]	=-=	Mode #halopedia +o ashley by ChanServ [16:39]	=-=	Mary-Kate was booted from #halopedia by ashley (fixed) [16:39]	-->|	Mary-Kate (~Mary-Kat@MediaWiki/Jack-Phoenix) has joined #halopedia [16:39]	<TheAlteran>	that LOMI is a slave to everyone, and that bot gave false reading about me [16:39]	=-=	Mode #halopedia +v Mary-Kate by ChanServ [16:39]	 	kicking always helps ;] [16:39]	<LOMI>	XD [16:39]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is A32 gay [16:39]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: Unlikely. [16:39]	<[Leo]>	!eightball TheAlteran, LOMI and [A32] are undeniably fags. [16:39]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later. [16:39]	<LOMI>	I'm Ajax's slave, Leo is my slave... [16:39]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is [A32] gay [16:40]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: One would be wise to think so. [16:40]	<TheAlteran>	XD [16:40]	<LOMI>	XD [16:40]	<LOMI>	!eightball should i eat supper? [16:40]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: What are you asking me for? [16:40]	<LOMI>	XD [16:40]	<TheAlteran>	<TheAlteran> !eightball is [A32] going to kill me [16:41]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is [A32] going to kill me [16:41]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: I doubt it very much. [16:41]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball did we abuse you too much [16:41]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: No chance. [16:42]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Did TheAlteran get a sex change? [16:42]	<[A32]>	single most pointless bot ever created; does it have any other function other than teh lulz? [16:42]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Maybe... [16:42]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:42]	<TheAlteran>	WTF [16:42]	<LOMI>	!eightball are you just for the lulz? [16:42]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later. [16:42]	<[Leo]>	!help [16:42]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: (help [ ] [ ]) -- This command gives a useful description of what does. is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin. [16:42]	<[Leo]>	!help command [16:42]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: (command [ ...]) -- Gives the bot (with its associated s) on. [16:43]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball is TheAlteran going to kill you for another false reading [16:43]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: It shall be. [16:43]	<TheAlteran>	YUSH [Leo] you argument is nulled [16:43]	<LOMI>	!eightball help? [16:43]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Maybe... [16:43]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Did TheAlteran get a sex change? [16:43]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: No clue. [16:44]	<LOMI>	!eightball are you pretty? [16:44]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Yes! [16:44]	<LOMI>	XD [16:44]	 	!eightball IS THIS MADNESS? [16:44]	<Mary-Kate>	ashley: NO! [16:44]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball do you way 9000 tons of lard [16:44]	<LOMI>	!eightball THIS IS SPARTA?? [16:44]	<[Leo]>	!eightball Am I pretty? [16:44]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: No chance. [16:44]	<Mary-Kate>	[Leo]: Obviously. [16:44]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: NO! [16:44]	<LOMI>	XD [16:44]	<[Leo]>	xD [16:44]	 	!eightball IS THIS #HALOPEDIA? [16:44]	<Mary-Kate>	ashley: The answer is a resounding no. [16:44]	<LOMI>	XD XD XD XD [16:44]	 	!eightball Do you say anything other than no? [16:44]	<Mary-Kate>	charitwo: No. [16:45]	<LOMI>	XD [16:45]	 	!eightball IS THIS #halopedia? [16:45]	<Mary-Kate>	ashley: I doubt it very much. [16:45]	<[A32]>	I don't need to use this bot to answer my question, I can use the A32Bot [16:45]	 	then...this must be madness [16:45]	<TheAlteran>	!eightball IS THIS #HALOPEDIA ? [16:45]	<Mary-Kate>	TheAlteran: _I_ don't know. [16:45]	=-=	[Leo] is now known as WunWunEightBot [16:45]	<WunWunEightBot>	TheAlteran:Yes [16:45]	<LOMI>	!eightball are you a ninja? [16:45]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: The outlook is poor. [16:46]	<WunWunEightBot>	LOMI: NO [16:46]	=-=	WunWunEightBot is now known as [Leo] [16:46]	<LOMI>	!eightball should we stop? [16:46]	<Mary-Kate>	LOMI: Yes! [16:46]	<LOMI>	XD [16:46]	<[A32]>	Are LOMI, [Leo] and TheAlteran fools for using this bot? [16:46]	=-=	[A32] is now known as [A32Bot] [16:46]	<[Leo]>	No! [16:46]	<Mary-Kate>	Then why you try to f*** him like a bitch, Brett? [16:47]	<[A32Bot]>	Yes. Yes they are. [16:47]	<LOMI>	O_O [16:47]	<LOMI>	Where'd that come from? [16:47]	<[A32Bot]>	did that bot just...speak? [16:47]	<LOMI>	Yes!

ODSTSS Fail
[12:17]	-->|	AJAXSUCKS (add4cca2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.173.212.204.162) has joined #halopedia [12:17]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** him [12:17]	<AJAXSUCKS>	:D [12:17]	<AJAXSUCKS>	Ajax_013 is a fukign BICH! [12:18]	<Ajax_013>	yes, i am a bich [12:18]	<LOMI>	are you a fukign bich though? [12:18]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** u ajax_013 [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:19]	<AJAXSUCKS>	AJAX_013 AND LOMI SUCK!!!! [12:20]	<Ajax_013>	its good to see Nicmavr's bot works [12:20]	<Ajax_013>	trololololololollololol [12:20]	<LOMI>	COPYPASTA SPAM [12:20]	<LOMI>	COPYPASTA SPAM [12:20]	<LOMI>	COPYPASTA SPAM [12:20]	<LOMI>	COPYPASTA SPAM [12:20]	<LOMI>	COPYPASTA SPAM [12:20]	<LOMI>	COPYPASTA SPAM [12:20]	<LOMI>	See I can do it too? [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<LOMI>	B) [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<LO|Away>	:D [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<AJAXSUCKS>	f*** U [12:20]	<LO|Away>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1mvN6lU0oU [12:21]	<--|	AJAXSUCKS has left #halopedia [12:21]	<LOMI>	*happy dance* [12:21]	<LOMI>	Successful troll is successful B)

My Third Life and Ping-Murder
<LOMI> Perf, my bet is Leo is older than you ;) <MadnessM> Lomi: whats your point kid? <MadnessM> Leo_cat: are you older then 75? <[Leo_cat]> MadnessM: 32 <MadnessM> You're 32?! <MadnessM> I'm only 12! <Memoriam> XD <MadnessM> lawlz, jk I'm not <LOMI> XD <MadnessM> 12.5* <MadnessM> big difference <LOMI> >_> <[Leo_cat]> I have a masters degree in Physics, and I'm always on here because its a great time to waste time at work <MadnessM> DUDE! <MadnessM> Lomi: how old are yew? <LOMI> MadnessM: this is my third life. I'm currently researching the creation of kaiju as a viable way to better the world <MadnessM> whats your 2nd life? <LOMI> *what was <Memoriam> MadnessM: don't you have to be 13 to be permitted on the irk? <MadnessM> what was* your 2nd life? <MadnessM> Memoriam: I'm not actually 12, or 12.5 <MadnessM> lol <LOMI> My second life involved instigating Obama's presidency and the uprisings currently ongoing in Africa. Sadly, I died during an undersea lab explosion near Japan. You probably heard about the aftershocks on the news <MadnessM> LOLOLOL <MadnessM> Lomi++ bro <LOMI> Currently my clone agents are setting up WW3. You're likely to die within the next month <LOMI> actually, 22 days <MadnessM> cool story bro <MadnessM> Lomi: are you 5? <MadnessM> cause I'm 5! <[Leo_cat]> *inches <MadnessM> Leo_cat: I'm a girl, I hope I'm not inches anything <MadnessM> er...anything inches* <LOMI> Sp3c, do you have the zombies yet? <MadnessM> awwh, are you guys zombie freaks too? <LOMI> darn... it's as i feared. Sp3c has likely been overtaken by the army i asked him to build <MadnessM> Lomi: I dont get it, how old are you? <LOMI> MadnessM: years mean nothing to me. this is my third life <MadnessM> Lomi: how old are you? <Memoriam> MadnessM: I'm going to ping you by repeating myself <Memoriam> MadnessM: I'm going to ping you by repeating myself <Memoriam> MadnessM: I'm going to ping you by repeating myself <Memoriam> MadnessM: I'm going to ping you by repeating myself <[Leo_cat]> <Memoriam> MadnessM: I'm going to ping you by repeating myself <[Leo_cat]> <Memoriam> MadnessM: I'm going to ping you by repeating myself <MadnessM> I love getting pinged! <Memoriam> XD <LOMI> XD <Memoriam> \o/ <[Leo_cat]> trololololol <LOMI> o/ \o/ \o <[Leo_cat]> I accept cash or credit
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HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM
[13:38]	<LOMI>	Ajax, M55C pics... where? [13:39]	<Ajax_013>	upload log [13:40]	<LOMI>	no, what article? just the image spam? [13:40]	<Ajax_013>	v.v [13:40]	<Ajax_013>	http://halofanon.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Log/upload [13:40]	<Ajax_013>	UPLOAD [13:40]	<Ajax_013>	LOG [13:40]	<Ajax_013>	gawd, your supposed to be an admin [13:41]	<Nicmavr>	Ajax, its like you with IRC oppage :p [13:42]	<LOMI>	Ajax, WHERE do you want ME to put the IMAGES?? On a ARTICLE or in the IMAGE SPAM???? [13:42]	<Ajax_013>	IMAGE SPAM [13:42]	<LOMI>	OKAY [13:42]	<LOMI>	THANK YOU

The Power of Pie
<Grievous797>	Unfortunately, only one thing can kill me. One. Lone. Substance. <LOMI>	Pie <LOMI>	B) <Nanosoldier>	XD <Grievous797>	xD

A Wild Ajax Has Appeared!
[11:56]	<Ajax_013>	rawr [11:56]	<LOMI>	oh, and wild Ahax has appeared! [11:57]	<LOMI>	RichardRHunt, I choose you!! [11:57]	<LOMI>	Richard uses Splash [11:57]	<LOMI>	The attack missed [11:57]	<RichardRHunt>	*nothing happened [11:57]	=-=	Ajax_013 is now known as Wild_Ajax [11:57]	* Wild_Ajax	begins charging banhatchet attack [11:58]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +o Wild_Ajax by ChanServ [11:58]	<LOMI>	Oh s...... [11:58]	<RichardRHunt>	oh shi [11:58]	=-=	RichardRHunt was booted from #halo-fanon by Wild_Ajax (Ajax used Banhatchet, it was super effective!) [11:58]	-->|	RichardRHunt (~RichardRH@c-98-202-14-210.hsd1.ut.comcast.net) has joined #halo-fanon [11:58]	<LOMI>	XD [11:58]	<RichardRHunt>	XD [11:59]	<LOMI>	Apparently, RichardRHunt used Revive! [11:59]	<RichardRHunt>	Nah... I'm back in the Pokeball. [11:59]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +b *!*@*.hsd1.ut.comcast.net by Wild_Ajax [11:59]	=-=	RichardRHunt was booted from #halo-fanon by Wild_Ajax (Ajax used ban, it was super effective!) [11:59]	<Wild_Ajax>	nobody survives Ajax, nobody [12:00]	* Wild_Ajax	walked away from the battle, like a boss

The merging of LOMI and Sona, Episode 2
See also: The merging of LOMI and Sona

[11:29]	LOMI	Danggit... without Maknae, why do I have to be the one to kill the chat? [11:30]	Aeolus	because you're secretly a bipolar transvestite [11:31]	LOMI	O_O [11:33]	Aeolus	that's right [11:33]	Aeolus	ever since you merged yourself with me, I've been able to access your deepest darkest thoughts [11:33]	Aeolus	in fact, no one else except you can read my messages [11:33]	Aeolus	it's all in your head [11:34]	LOMI	It's all like Fight Club [11:34]	LOMI	Which means there's only one thing to do [11:34]	LOMI	pulls out a gun [11:34]	Aeolus	do it [11:34]	Aeolus	I dare you [11:35]	LOMI	points the gun at his alternate self, Sona, but proceeds to be beaten up by his invisible alternate [11:35]	Aeolus	wrenches the gun out of LOMI's hand...so he's still holding the gun [11:35]	Aeolus	points the gun at Minerva instead [11:36]	LOMI	jerks the gun away from Minerva and points it back at Sona/himself [11:36]	Aeolus	http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2653/4094135839_bc3074e7ba.jpg [11:36]	Aeolus	struggles to aim the gun at Minerva and squeezes the trigger [11:36]	Aeolus	misses and kills RansomTime [11:37]	Minerva	grabs a rifle and plants hollowpoint rounds into Aeolus's chest [11:37]	LOMI	screams, goes into a rage at the innocent bloodshed, and bashes the gun into Aeolus' head [11:37]	Aeolus	watches LOMI die from the fatal wounds inflicted by Minerva and himself [11:38]	LOMI	watches Aeolus bend over him to gloat, and then snaps Aeolus' neck [11:38]	LOMI	*GASP* [11:38]	Aeolus	you're hallucinating [11:38]	Aeolus	I have no physical form [11:38]	Aeolus	I exist only in your mind [11:38]	LOMI	You [11:38]	LOMI	Will [11:38]	LOMI	Die [11:38]	LOMI	! [11:39]	Aeolus	dies when LOMI's brain shuts off [11:39]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +o LOMI by ChanServ [11:39]	=-=	Aeolus was booted from #halo-fanon by YOU (I. Will. Win.) [11:39]	-->|	Aeolus (~Sonasauru@wikia/Sonasaurus) has joined #halo-fanon [11:39]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v Aeolus by ChanServ [11:39]	=-=	YOU are now known as Lomiaeolus [11:39]	=-=	Aeolus is now known as Aeoluslomi [11:39]	Lomiaeolus	NOOOOOO!!!!!! [11:40]	Aeoluslomi	now we have been separated [11:40]	Aeoluslomi	but you are only half of yourself [11:40]	Aeoluslomi	the other half is me [11:40]	Aeoluslomi	I am also only half of myself [11:40]	Aeoluslomi	the other half is you [11:40]	Aeoluslomi	now we are identical, physically [11:40]	Aeoluslomi	but not mentally, because you have taken my dark form, Sona [11:40]	Aeoluslomi	while I exist as Aeolus [11:41]	Lomiaeolus	rips his other half away from Sona, leaving him as the half-useless Aeolus [11:41]	=-=	YOU are now known as LOMISonaNogard [11:41]	LOMISonaNogard	tries to figure out how to rid himself of the Sonaism [11:42]	Aeoluslomi	steals back Nogard and fuses it with Aeolus [11:42]	=-=	Aeoluslomi is now known as Aeolusnogard [11:42]	=-=	Minerva is now known as Athenasaurus [11:42]	Aeolusnogard	 http://images.wikia.com/yugioh/images/1/1a/RyuBakura-ChangeofHeart.jpg [11:42]	Athenasaurus	don't forget [11:43]	LOMISonaNogard	takes advantage of this and destroys Aeolusnogard completely, eliminating his enemy and his dark half [11:43]	=-=	Aeolusnogard is now known as EvanX [11:43]	EvanX	you idiot! [11:43]	EvanX	what have you done! [11:43]	EvanX	you've destroyed my reasonable persona! [11:43]	=-=	YOU are now known as LOMISona [11:44]	EvanX	you've become tainted by Sona [11:44]	LOMISona	laughs maniacally as Sona taints his persona [11:44]	EvanX	destroys both LOMI and Sona [11:44]	LOMISona	dodges [11:44]	LOMISona	Hey Athenasaurus, I have a present, hehe [11:44]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +o EvanX by ChanServ [11:44]	LOMISona	watches the present burst into flame [11:44]	Athenasaurus	D: [11:45]	=-=	YOU (LOMISona) have been booted from #halo-fanon by EvanX (Got you that time.) [11:45]	-->|	YOU (LOMISona) have joined #halo-fanon [11:45]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v LOMISona by ChanServ [11:45]	LOMISona	respawns [11:45]	LOMISona	Stop it, Sona! [11:45]	LOMISona	Shut up, LOMI! [11:45]	EvanX	undergoes a ritual to revive Aeolus [11:45]	EvanX	rips off LOMISona's arm [11:45]	EvanX	encases Athenasaurus in a full-metal body [11:45]	=-=	EvanX is now known as Aeolus [11:45]	LOMISona	Ah, that was mine! [11:45]	LOMISona	Yes, take Sona's arm! [11:46]	Aeolus	you and Sona share a physical form [11:46]	LOMISona	I can live through the pain! [11:46]	Aeolus	but the body was originally yours [11:46]	LOMISona	Shut up, you're dying! [11:46]	Aeolus	so you lost the arm [11:46]	Athenasaurus	takes control of the metal body and destroy's Aeolus's inferior organic body [11:46]	Aeolus	not Sona [11:46]	Aeolus	melts Athenasaurus [11:46]	Athenasaurus	survives [11:46]	Aeolus	LOMISona, you're both dying [11:46]	Aeolus	but I can only save one of you [11:47]	LOMISona	heals through a mixture of LOMI's healing and Sona's dark power [11:47]	Aeolus	there's only space for one more in my body [11:47]	Athenasaurus	reattaches LOMISona's arm to his own chest [11:47]	LOMISona	disappears to the Astral Plane to seal Sona away [11:47]	=-=	YOU are now known as LOMISona|Astral [11:47]	LOMISona|Astral	sweats and makes grunts as his mind(s) wander off to who knows where [11:48]	Aeolus	watches Sona's deceptiveness kick in and seal LOMI into the Astral Plane [11:48]	Aeolus	well, fuck [11:48]	LOMISona|Astral	continues the battle, and LOMI breaks free of the seal, wrapping it around Sona instead [11:48]	LOMISona|Astral	Take taht! [11:48]	Aeolus	LOMI, watch out! [11:49]	Aeolus	watches in horror as Sona's dark energy repels LOMI and thrusts him into the Astral Plane [11:49]	LOMISona|Astral	I'm already there, idiot [11:49]	LOMISona|Astral	Wait... there's really a plane? [11:49]	LOMISona|Astral	is run over by the Astral Plane [11:49]	Athenasaurus	is super confused [11:49]	Aeolus	fuck, they just both died [11:49]	Athenasaurus	solves everything by detonating a nuke [11:50]	LOMISona|Astral	Get off of me! [11:50]	LOMISona|Astral	eats nuke [11:50]	LOMISona|Astral	watches as the nuke burns Sona [11:50]	LOMISona|Astral	Yes! Yes! Yes! [11:50]	Aeolus	and your insides [11:50]	=-=	YOU are now known as LOMI [11:50]	Aeolus	uh-oh [11:50]	LOMI	I'm free! [11:50]	Aeolus	nuclear deformation [11:50]	LOMI	Free at last! [11:50]	Aeolus	you're separating physically [11:50]	LOMI	Where'd my chest go? [11:50]	Aeolus	now Sona will exist in a clone form of yourself [11:50]	LOMI	searches for his detonated body parts [11:51]	-->|	DarkSona (d18da953@wikia/Sonasaurus) has joined #halo-fanon [11:51]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v DarkSona by ChanServ [11:51]	DarkSona	right here, LOMI [11:51]	LOMI	No! [11:51]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +o LOMI by ChanServ [11:51]	=-=	DarkSona was booted from #halo-fanon by YOU (DarkSona) [11:51]	-->|	DarkSona (d18da953@wikia/Sonasaurus) has joined #halo-fanon [11:51]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v DarkSona by ChanServ [11:51]	LOMI	Be gone fell demon! [11:51]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +o DarkSona by ChanServ [11:51]	=-=	YOU (LOMI) have been booted from #halo-fanon by DarkSona (LOMI) [11:51]	-->|	YOU (LOMI) have joined #halo-fanon [11:51]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v LOMI by ChanServ [11:51]	DarkSona	don't forget, I have the same powers as you [11:51]	LOMI	considers performing the ultimate destructive move [11:51]	=-=	DarkSona was booted from #halo-fanon by Aeolus (DarkSona) [11:52]	-->|	DarkSona (d18da953@wikia/Sonasaurus) has joined #halo-fanon [11:52]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v DarkSona by ChanServ [11:52]	Aeolus	mass boot? [11:52]	DarkSona	you cannot destroy me [11:52]	LOMI	No... worse [11:52]	DarkSona	as long as LOMI lives, so do I [11:52]	Aeolus	well...fuck [11:52]	=-=	YOU (LOMI) have been booted from #halo-fanon by Aeolus (Sorry, buddy.) [11:52]	-->|	YOU (LOMI) have joined #halo-fanon [11:52]	=-=	DarkSona was booted from #halo-fanon by Aeolus (DarkSona) [11:52]	LOMI	I can't destroy DarkSona... but I can destroy his power, at the cost of sacrificing mine and Aeolus' as well [11:52]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v LOMI by ChanServ [11:52]	-->|	DarkSona (d18da953@wikia/Sonasaurus) has joined #halo-fanon [11:52]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v DarkSona by ChanServ [11:52]	Aeolus	but without that power... [11:52]	Aeolus	who can stop the evil? [11:53]	DarkSona	muahahaha [11:53]	LOMI	I could do it... unless something went wrong. Then all Hell would break lose [11:53]	LOMI	considers his sacrificial move [11:53]	DarkSona	you will never succeed [11:54]	Aeolus	I know who can destroy him... [11:54]	Aeolus	Nogard [11:54]	LOMI	refuses [11:54]	DarkSona	and I'll destroy Nogard in the process [11:54]	LOMI	If that beast were unleashed, it might be worse than my hame-hake-ha [11:54]	Aeolus	perfect [11:54]	DarkSona	what [11:54]	Aeolus	let's do it [11:54]	DarkSona	wait [11:54]	DarkSona	you want to reconsider [11:54]	Aeolus	no [11:55]	-->|	EvanX (d18da953@wikia/Sonasaurus) has joined #halo-fanon [11:55]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v EvanX by ChanServ [11:55]	DarkSona	fuck, it's you [11:55]	EvanX [11:55]	Aeolus	well... [11:56]	-->|	Nogard (c71e7bf6@wikia/Lordofmonsterisland) has joined #halo-fanon [11:56]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v Nogard by ChanServ [11:56]	Nogard	RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR [11:56]	LOMI	No!! [11:56]	Aeolus	puts the channel on quarantine [11:56]	Nogard	Yesssssssss [11:56]	DarkSona	you are no match for me, Nogard [11:56]	Nogard	Now, LOMI, DarkSona, you shall die [11:56]	DarkSona	try me [11:57]	Nogard	I must end this. [11:57]	DarkSona	destroys Nogard while he's distracted [11:57]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +o DarkSona by ChanServ [11:57]	=-=	Nogard was booted from #halo-fanon by DarkSona (Nogard) [11:57]	-->|	Nogard (c71e7bf6@wikia/Lordofmonsterisland) has joined #halo-fanon [11:57]	Aeolus	well that didn't work [11:57]	EvanX	hey, he's back [11:57]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v Nogard by ChanServ [11:57]	EvanX	I mean, shit he's back [11:57]	Nogard	devours DarkSona and drops into the Void forever [11:57]	<--|	Nogard has left #halo-fanon [11:57]	|<--	DarkSona has left freenode [11:58]	LOMI	Yes! [11:58]	LOMI	It's over! [11:58]	Aeolus	whew [11:58]	Aeolus	merges EvanX back with himself [11:58]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon -o Aeolus by ChanServ [11:58]	|<--	EvanX has left freenode (Client Quit) [11:58]	LOMI	Finally [11:58]	LOMI	Peace at last [11:58]	Aeolus	that was interesting [12:00]	Aeolus	clutches his head and screams [12:00]	Aeolus	LOMI! You should have known better than to try and destroy me! I am invincible! [12:00]	Aeolus	fuck, get out of my head! [12:00]	LOMI	Oh great... [12:00]	LOMI	readies a ninja smoke bomb [12:01]	Aeolus	I am part of you, as long as you live, I cannot die! [12:02]	LOMI	is scared to know what personality is talking through Aeolus at this point o.0 [12:02]	Aeolus	it's okay, I think I got him under control... [12:02]	Aeolus	for now...

Dammit Moon Moon!
[14:52]	=-=	YOU are now known as LOMework [14:52]	LOMework	focuses [14:52]	Rogue_Storm	distracts LOMework. [14:53]	LOMework	kills Rogue_Storm [14:53]	LOMework	Dammit Moon Moon! [14:53]	[A32|Away]	Well that escalated quickly. [14:53]	Rogue_Storm	http://sonassandbox.wikia.com/wiki/File:Call_me_Moon_Moon_one_more_time_motherfucker.png [14:53]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +o Rogue_Storm by ChanServ [14:53]	Rogue_Storm	I dare you! I double dare you! [14:53]	LoyalHaloFan	Rogue_Storm: Moon. Moon. [14:54]	=-=	LoyalHaloFan was booted from #halo-fanon by Rogue_Storm (I've had enough of these motherfucking Moon Moons, in this motherfucking IRC channel!) [14:54]	Colin_Davis	hears the gun fire from his booth. [14:54]	LOMework [14:54]	LOMework	Rogue_Storm: o/ [14:54]	Rogue_Storm	\o