User:Sonasaurus/Irk Shenanigans/9

Post-RP syndrome
'''In case you were wondering, we did our first RvB shenanigan episode in ages, and finished around 4 am (in my timezone; Brodie finished around 9 am). So most of us were sleep deprived, and quite frankly, in a funny mood. And this is what we decide to do after our RP.'''

* You are now known as Jun-A266 <+Jun-A266 > Just because we're both Asian. * Doug-103 trains his sniper scope on Tess from afar.  OI. * Doug-103 waves. * Jun-A266 points his sniper scope at Doug. <+Jun-A266> Don't point a gun at her. * Tess-B312 senses the focus on her and evades. * Doug-103 points /his/ scope on himself. Wait, what? * Jun-A266 shoots the rifle out of Doug's hand. <+Jun-A266> Don't point it at yourself either.  Waagh! * Brodie-001 points his snipers at everyone.  You can't be Asian  I'm ASIAN * Simon-G294 watches a firefight spontaneously break out and is not particularly surprised.  Oh, man. * Doug-103 tumbles down the cliffside and lands on a soft matress made of flowers. * Jun-A266 walks down from his post and joins Tess. <+Jun-A266> Who was that guy? * Simon-G294 slips into cover and keeps his head down.  Why does this shit always happen? * Tess-B312 is busy meditating on fluffy kittens and nice things.  (Welcome to #Halo-Fanon. When we're not lurking all at once, or RPing, we usually fight for dominance) <+Jun-A266> (I usually win)  lol  (UNLIMITED POWAH does help) <+Jun-A266> ^ * Brodie-001 smashes the brackets and walks around. * Doug-103 groans and shuffles his way towards Tess and Jun via wiggling like a worm. * Jun-A266 offers Tess a sandwich. <+Jun-A266> I know it's usually the girl that makes the guy the sandwich, but I think you're more terrifying than I am.  I make sandwiches * Simon-G294 's roomate is snoring, preventing a proper sleep coma. * Tess-B312 watches this totally unimpressed then takes the sandwich. * Tess-B312 aims a narq-dart gun at Brodie to make him sleep.  eh. <Brodie-001> Now I can't afford to sleep. <+Jun-A266> Silly Brodie, you're not Canadian. <Brodie-001> If I sleep now, I miss the day. * Brodie-001 laughs maniacally <Asian-A251> Wait. I can buy sleep? * Doug-103 is lying flat on his face (helmet) in the dirt. * Doug-103 leaps up into the air and lands on the oven. <Simon-G294> All this crazy so close together. <Simon-G294> This is fucking Onyx all over again. * Asian-A251 is now known as Jai-006 <Tess-B312> Onyx? <Brodie-001> :D <+Jun-A266> I should probably sleep soon. <+Jun-A266> But I'm not sleepy. <Tess-B312> I spent most of Onyx hating everyone. <+Jun-A266> oh teh noes <Simon-G294> Spent most of Onyx hating Onyx. <Simon-G294> And most everyone else. <+Jun-A266> I spent most of Onyx hating. <+Jun-A266> Just kidding, I like everyone :D <+Jun-A266> Unless you're an alien. <+Jun-A266> Still, I don't hate them. <+Jun-A266> I just kill them. <Tess-B312> Humans killed my parents, not aliens. <Tess-B312> So it doesn't matter who I kill. <Tess-B312> As long as I do a good job. <+Jun-A266> And humans probably killed the ones who killed your parents. <+Jun-A266> So it's all good. <Brodie-001> I could be a self-insert if my author suddenly went insane. <Brodie-001> I'd be all like, a SPARTAN-II, and stuff. * Tess-B312 finds a large quilt and curls up in it on the grass. * Jun-A266 covers Tess-B312 in a huge blanket. * Doug-103 leaps on Jun-A266 and clamps a watermelon over his head. * Jun-A266 pulls off the watermelon and shoves it up Doug's other hole. * Simon-G294 slumps back against a rock, exhausted. * Tess-B312 yawns and admires how lovely Reach is at twilight... until an angry Guta comes rampaging and tramples her to death. <+Jun-A266> D: * Jun-A266 picks up the flattened Tess. <Tess-B312> FUCKING GUTA * Jun-A266 revives Tess by inflating her. * Brodie-001 sits, giggling from the caffeine and sleeplessness. <Tess-B312> HOW DO YOU EVEN FARM WITH HTESE ELEPHANT SIZED THINGS <Tess-B312> RUNNING AROUND EVERYWHERE <+Jun-A266> Simple. * Doug-103 waddles around with a watermelon between his cheeks...his mouth cheeks, you slut! * Jun-A266 shoots one of the Guta in the face. <Brodie-001> Guns and shizz. <+Jun-A266> Now more food for dinner, and one less Guta. <Tess-B312> and suddenly, being a Reachan farmer is badass. * Jai-006 watches awkwardly * Jun-A266 plops the Guta down in front of Tess and starts tearing off strips of raw meat. * Jun-A266 eats all the meat raw, having the immune system of a...Spartan. <Tess-B312> XD * Doug-103 runs after one of the Guta with a baguette in his hands, and starts slapping it over the head. * Jun-A266 finishes eating the Guta and starts chasing another one on a unicycle. <+Jun-A266> Hey, bet I can make this shot while pedalling. <+Jun-A266> Come back here! <Tess-B312> does PETA approve of this <+Jun-A266> a better question is <+Jun-A266> Who cares? * Jun-A266 pedals over a rock and curses as the bullet goes into the Guta's rear end instead. * Simon-G294 wonders if this is all a hallucination brought on by sleep deprivation and hunger. * Tess-B312 finds a kitten and afhaljfgahkfgksfhgakfh * Doug-103 continues slap-fighting with Guta, but the lumbering beast slaps the baguette out of his hands and it hits Jun-A266 in the face. <+Jun-A266> Oof. * Jun-A266 falls off his unicycle. <Simon-G294> This is too cheerful to be real life. <+Jun-A266> XD <Doug-103> xD * Brodie-001 watches, teetering slightly * Jun-A266 gets back up and eats the baguette through his helmet. * Jun-A266 throws up in his helmet and drowns. * You are now known as Sona|Sleep <+Sona|Sleep> (but seriously, good night, all) <Doug-103> And falls asleep? <Doug-103> Ooh look, a kitten! <Brodie-001> Shit just got real. * Tess-B312 cuddles her kitten * Doug-103 leaps on Tess-B312 and the kitten at the same time. * Tess-B312 squawks as Doug-103 leaps on her <Tess-B312> WHAT GIVES <Doug-103> BLARGH! <Tess-B312> I AM MENTALLY ILL AND DO NOT NEED THIS * Brodie-001 becomes a rubber dirigible, and flies towards the others, giggling and seeping spaghetti * Tess-B312 flails at him with her knife * Simon-G294 tries to curl up and ignore the noise, using his helmet as a pillow. <Simon-G294> Would it kill them to be quiet for just a few minutes? * Doug-103 shouts the knife out of Tess' hands. Because he's Australian, and has lungs made of pure titanium. <Brodie-001> I know, right? * Brodie-001 transcombobulates, and sits quietly on the grass. * Tess-B312 has this kitten http://amolife.com/image/images/stories/Animals/Cats/Kittens/memebon_baby_kitten.jpg * Doug-103 finds Snoopy the Cat and cuddles it! http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/456/315/59c.jpg * Simon-G294 has seen the Covenant and UNSC kill too many of his friends to think that anything happy will happen to any of these animals. <Brodie-001> I don't have any cat pictures D: <Doctor_Halsey> SON DO YOU EVEN GOOGLE <Doug-103> That thing is adorable. * Tess-B312 is actually so detached from reality that she's cuddling a disembodied Grunt head instead * Simon-G294 wonders why he didn't notice that before. <Simon-G294> Now I'm being dragged into other people's hallucinations. * Doug-103 is disillusioned and is actually hugging the enraged Guta from before, with a bullet up it's arse and a baguette-shaped slap mark on it's face. * Doug-103 is sent rocketing into the sky with a single swing, Team Rocket style. * Tess-B312 watches as Doug hurtles toward the sun. * Simon-G294 watches it all wearily. <Simon-G294> I guess it's true. <Simon-G294> The battlefield is the only place for us. * Brodie-001 is switching between this place, random SCP pages, HF, and TV Tropes, not really taking anything in. * Tess-B312 is now known as Rebeka_Juhasz * Simon-G294 dejectedly tries to use his helmet for a pillow again. It isn't working. * Doug-103 is now known as Admiral_Vadam * Rebeka_Juhasz walks up to Simon and kicks him. <Simon-G294> Ow! <Simon-G294> What the hell, lady? <Rebeka_Juhasz> Huh, thought you might be dead. * Admiral_Vadam falls from the sky, attempting to flap his arms and his cape as if he's a bat. <Rebeka_Juhasz> That's some nice armor. <Rebeka_Juhasz> Was just checking. <Admiral_Vadam> Oh, fate, why must you decree this upon me?! <Simon-G294> Oh, looking to strip my corpse, huh? <Simon-G294> Figures. * Rebeka_Juhasz shrugs. * Admiral_Vadam lands on the soft mattress from before. <Rebeka_Juhasz> Four months ago, wouldn't have dreamed of it. <Rebeka_Juhasz> Now I just do what I can to get by. * Admiral_Vadam finds Rebeka and Simon. <Simon-G294> Do you start with the pockets or the helmet? <Rebeka_Juhasz> Helmet. <Simon-G294> Yeah <Simon-G294> I used to do the pockets, but then I learned people keep some nice stuff in their helmets. <Admiral_Vadam> Excuse me humans, but do you have a moment to talk about our lords and saviors, the Forerunners? <Rebeka_Juhasz> Always nice to know if they're faking early on. * Rebeka_Juhasz glares at the Sangheili. <Rebeka_Juhasz> Sod off. * Admiral_Vadam is a Sangheilian Jehovah's Witness. HELP US. * Simon-G294 throws a rock at Vadam. <Simon-G294> Go away.
 * <font color=#0094FF>Agent_Alaska is now known as Asian-A251