User:Andromeda Vadum/Epic Facts

Most of these random facts are so mind blowing because they are so random. These things have existed in the world around you, but you probably never gave them a second thought... until now. (If you did, you are probably a scientist or a genius.) But odds are, these facts will blow your mind and have you scrambling around your house trying to piece it back together.
 * I have beaten Halo 1, 2, and 3 on Legendary with a broken xbox controller. SERIOUSLY IT SUCKS!
 * I have beaten Nazi Zombies and the Flood, using only melee.
 * A Call of Duty zombie apocalypse isn't realistic, because I have already killed all of the zombies.
 * I drive a police Lamborghini among Los Angeles' patrol cars.
 * The simplest and most believable explanation is that COP is an acronym for “Constable on Patrol". But for me it is known as "Chief of Police".
 * I have been trained on arrest and control, and can effect a citizens arrest, and not be charged with unlawful detention.
 * I am just as dangerous as Steven Seagal.
 * I was once issued a parking citation by a Security officer...and proceeded to arrest the Security officer.
 * I am left-handed and right-handed.
 * When I drive a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
 * The police often question me, just because they find me interesting.
 * When I see a bug on a website, I recode the website.
 * I found out that the use of web bugs are legal.
 * I invented a cure for Viruses, Malware, and Trojans, it's called Prevention.
 * Just like fingerprints, I have a unique tongue print.
 * 343 industries ruined the Halo franchise, until I took over, I made it epic!
 * My last name is actually named after Reno, Nevada.
 * In Reno, if you use bad words in front of a dead body, I will arrest you.
 * It’s illegal to change the weather in Reno without a state recognized permit.
 * If I like it, it's mine.
 * If it's mine, it must never appear to be your's in any way.
 * If I'm doing something or build something, all the pieces are mine.
 * If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
 * If it fails or becomes broken, it's all yours.
 * I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you 3 times.
 * When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.