User:Laconia

'Ello there. Thanks for stopping by; feel free to look around if you like. I'm relatively new here, and I hope to uphold Halo Fanon's tradition of producing quality material. Due to my n00b status, Tuckerscreator has been helping out by posting fanfiction and setting up stuff for me, and he deserves a lot of thanks.


 * About Me
 * Mai Artz
 * Fanfiction
 * Gaming
 * Entertainment Other Than Gaming
 * IRL
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 * Rule Uno
 * Rule Dos
 * Rule Tres
 * Rule Cuatro
 * Rule Cinco
 * Rule Seis
 * Rule Siete

=About Me=

Mai Artz
I draw a lot. I'm no professional, but it's a great hobby. It made me famous in high school! Samples of my work:

Fanfiction
I first entered the world of fanfiction when I was fifteen, and ever since then I've been addicted. I write almost as much as I breathe, though only a select small percentage of what I write makes it onto the internet (because I'm not going to subject people to the horror that is my less-than-acceptable stuff). I also do fanart, though of late that's become increasingly hard to accomplish, what with college and all. I have never RP'd before, nor taken part in collaborations, so if I'm slow in getting back to you on any invites, that's why. I simply don't know how to do that stuff and I'd like to tread carefully so I won't make any mistakes. I write mainly oneshots now, because freshman year practically drained me of the creativity required to organize chaptered works. I am a grammar Nazi when it comes to my own work, but I do tend to miss little errors and such. My knowledge of the Halo universe is substantial, and the only Halo novel I don't own right now is Cryptum. My favorite game at this point in the series is Reach, because Jorge is just awesome. Which explains why he shows up in my fanfic quite a bit.

Gaming
I play Halo:Reach almost religiously, mostly because I want Emile's right shoulder pad and I don't have enough rank yet. I do not have Xbox Live, but hope to very soon. The other games that I play almost religiously are both Call of Duty: Modern Warfare titles, Mass Effect, and Battlefield Bad Company 2. If I could somehow have thermal optics and flash-bangs while playing Reach on Legendary I would be the happiest gamer alive. I'm not 1337 at anything in particular, but neither am I an all-out n00b; I can hold my own on higher difficulties. I play for fun, though I do tend to have extreme raeg when the AI n00b-tubes me.

Entertainment Other Than Gaming
I like all music except rap and certain forms of metal. No inane screaming for me, please and thank you. Right now my favorite band's Within Temptation, though it'll probably change next week. As for movies, I'll watch basically anything, excluding crap that makes my IQ go down twenty points from just viewing it. Favorite movie right now is Gladiator. My favorite actor of all time is Liam Neeson.

IRL
I'm an eighteen-year-old female, and I just got done with my freshman year of college. My interests and personality are sorta (very) tomboyish, but I don't shun dresses and the like. I enjoy working with firearms and sharp pointy objects, because I respect the power of weapons and value the knowledge of how to use them. I used to bowhunt, and I hate fishing with a passion. For quiet time, I adore horrendously thick books and classical poetry, and I do love me some Shakespeare. Love also extends to Greek and Roman mythology and Teutonic lore. I'm an introvert, but once I strike up a conversation with a kindred spirit, I could talk for hours. Which could explain my fascination with blogging on this site. I'm pretty cordial and civil in my online demeanor, but if you're rude or irrational in your conduct with me, I don't care how big your ego is or how much longer you've been a member of Halo Fanon than me. If I have not wronged you, I do not deserve your stupidity, and will inform you of such.

Also, I am a Christian. Not the preachy type, but it still stands.

It's my intention to join the U.S. Military once I'm through with college. I would go ahead and join, but currently I'm bound to a four-year scholarship that I'm reluctant to give up just yet, because without it I wouldn't be where I am right now. I'm torn between the Army and Marines, for various reasons. Hooah or Oorah? Don't know yet, but working on it.