User:StAraqiel

I'm not vain, but I like my face just the way it is. I prefer that it not be stomped. Odd Thomas, Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz, pg. 153
Unlike whom, I can neither see the dead, nor the so-called "bodachs" that seem to soak up doom and tragedy as flowers do sunlight. No. Definitely not. Like Odd, however, I am comfortable with my face, spottily ridden with zits and blackheads as it is. Thankfully, it's nowhere near as bad as some people would assume. If it was, I'd try to hide it behind a MJOLNIR helmet.

I was born on January 7th in the Year of Our Lord, 1988 (I use the term "Year of Our Lord" lightly; organized religion, corrupt as it is, has seemingly poisoned society here and there, poking a person with its tentacles because he or she is homosexual or environmentalist or poor or doesn't go to church or mosque or temple or synagogue often enough, or vice versa in each case, to please the ambitious, paranoid officals who preside over the 'goers...so, I look for God by myself), in Seattle, Washington.

When I first heard of Halo, I assumed it was an MMO similar to PlanetSide. My younger brother showed me otherwise and I became a fan. I own an Xbox; he owns Halo 2. Two Helljumpers in the same drop pod. I've written a Combat Evolved parody and am currently working on one of the sequel; both can be found on FanFiction.Net.