User:Another Poetic Spartan/Fanon For Teh Noobs

Okay. THIS article for you new guys. Now don't be an ass and think you don't need to read this. You do. You freakin do. Me and some others are pissed that you guys think you're super badass and you dont have to listen to us. Well. Face freakin facts. You have to f*($%in listen to us.