User:Elite Emperor/Spambox

Here is an article I go to when I'm in a goofy mood.

Randomness!!!
Good day to all! Ducks are good, they smell of toothpaste! Furthermore, can you enlighten us on what is perhaps the most savage trade called bannanas? I hope to see you all at the food party tonight. Time for bed my cat, woof! 3 seconds later... Who turned out the lights?

Sandwich. Slushies smell like bubbles. I am a real n00b and Pincus Shain is a retard. It's time for mass destruction, students. Get out your pencils and machine guns.

Hello, stranger! Did you know that angels like to compose music such as geese? Poison dart frogs lick butter to make hearts. My hand eats fruit and physics just ate my PC! I wonder what mcdonalds chicken mcnuggets eat? Shabbadabbadingdong!!!!!

Who turned out the lights? Physics smell! O_O Quantum mechanics smell like socks! I like bananas! Saturn just ate you!

Kittens dont play basketball unless you give them gummy worms. Sticks jump and saturn ate mars. Fags' football is bad. Peanut butter jelly time! Fimbles! Then they shit it out again. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? EH? Fags are bad to eat! I suck on the fetus inside japans core=typo 101 btw 8=1000000000000000000