User:Phalanx Actual/SORRY Protocol

So, (now you're) Orphans (we're) Really Really Sorry, or SORRY Protocol is initiated when Admiral Thomas Tonyward allows Flood Containment Vessels to drop 200 metric tonnes of flood biomass into the largest populated landmass on a UNSC or Covenant Colony. The containment ship, fueled by 500,000,000 Barrels of oil is then crashed into the planet`s ocean that is the most active in terms of marine life, in hopes of striking oil.

After the planet is contaminated with flood, and the oceans turn black with oil, Thomas H. Tonyward sends this video: thumb|300px|right|Admiral Thomas H. Tonywardto all the survivors along with a coupon for gas. After each colony is contaminated, Thomas H. Tonyward changes the name of his company and his slogan and goes on his merry way.

After about two years, all biomass on the planet would have been converted into oil, the Admiral then sends ships to scoop up the oil, completely destroying the fish economy.

Trivia

 * After the crash, millions and millions of gallons of oil spill into the oceans, effectively making the fish rich.


 * SLIP Protocol is initiated soon after, where the UNSC flings the universe`s most deadly pen in existence to gain Thomas more cR.