User:The evil O,malley/Fanon for Noobs/SPARTAN-1000

John-1000 is a Spartan-ii elite supr sldir brn n hih charty.

he lds 1,000 sprtns in batle aganst brte monkyz. He iz a genrl frst clazz, an can lft 2000 pnds.

He once kled 2000000000000000000000000 brutz in a batle wit ony hiz hnds. He rawks. He cn fir haloz thru hiz mind

Things that are wrong

 * 1) The spelling. Get a dictionary.
 * 2) 1000?! Spartan tags don't go that high.
 * 3) General First Class -- Not a rank
 * 4) Elite/Human Hybrid -- Only if there was gene splicing
 * 5) High Charity -- Uh... no.
 * 6) Forerunner Monitor Tech -- Uh... nobody has that other than monitors.
 * 7) He rocks at everything -- God modded beyond belief
 * 8) 1000 SPARTAN Super Soldiers -- Only in the III program.
 * 9) He was born in 2551 -- That speaks for itself.
 * 10) He killed that many brutes with his bare hands? This guy is god!
 * 11) He can fire the halos through his mind -- Uh... it requires an index to fire.