User:Sgt.johnson/Halo: Tier Zero

In the year 500000 B.C.E, there existed two trans-sentient species. They had decided to declare war on one another, and this is what happened.

"Alright," started Caius. "First man to say 'I declare war' wins. GO"

The two men from either faction yelled out "I DECLARE WAR" at the same time, leading to them both fading from existence.

The end.