User:Spartanwarrior1305/Halo: The Fith War

Note: This is a comedy. Its supposed to be ridiculous.

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The coventant war has been done. The other wars are done as well. But then, a new war started. See, a Spartan had been camping above a spwan spot and had a rocket luancher and a whole bunch of grenades. He pwned everyone who went through that area. But, if that wasnt bad enough, he got a bunch of freinds and they camped around on the same map. The map by the way, was called Blackened Soul, a crappily made place made in Forge. But it was one the most popular maps in multiplayer. God knows why.

Anyways, people really started to hate that map, beacause the freinds would get even more freinds to do shifts, so there would always be campers, and noobs spamming the place with rockets and grenades. That wasnt the worst of it. The freinds got friends of freinds and they took over even more maps on Halo 3, ODST, and Reach. That pissed a lot of people off. So all they did was play Call of Duty Modern Warfare and other stuff. Halo was doomed.

Unfortunately (again) Master Cheif was ticked off cause of this, so he brutatly killed a bunch of innocent grunts. Didnt help, but, he wanted to do something. For some reason, Master Cheif felt that this would lead to one of the most riducoulous games, and adventures, of all TIME!!!