User:Anonymous ONI agent

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Hi, I'm Anonymous ONI agent. Here's some stuff about me.

Who I Am
I am a high-school student from Minnesota. I have lots of free time, which I usually spend either on the interwebz, writing, sketching, playing video games, hanging out, or sleeping.

I can be a bit of a n00b at times, so be warned.

My Halo fiction mostly centers around the early Human-Covenant War, because I find it interesting but ill-explored. I feel that this gives me a lot of freedom to do what I want, without conflicting with canon, but it presents unique challenges as well.

My Sigs
»Beware, The Demons Bring Automatic Weapons« Begin the First Movement All that you know shall burn with you 

Life Lessons I Learned From Gaming

 * First aid kits heal you instantly when you touch them.
 * Don't underestimate short Italian plumbers.
 * Age restrictions mean nothing.
 * If something isn't fair, it's broken and I deserve a refund.
 * Violence solves everything.
 * I can just start from the latest checkpoint or respawn if I die.
 * Soldiers can swap magazines within 5 seconds, swear all the time, dual-wield shotguns, and carry 500 lbs of gear and still move normally.
 * The cake is a lie.
 * A headshot is always better than center mass.
 * I can survive any fall as long as there is no fall damage.
 * Silencers make guns really quiet.
 * Communists and zombies are always behind everything.
 * I am a better person than you if I can defeat you 1-on-1.
 * Vehicle-mounted weapons never run out of ammo.
 * Vehicles can only be damaged by being shot.
 * It is okay to impulsively hump corpses.
 * Friendlies suck. I am better off doing everything on my own.
 * Shooting people to death is not wrong, it's fun.

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