User:SPARTAN 119/SPARTAN 119 Reviews: Legendary

=SPARTAN 119 Reviews: Legendary (Xbox 360): Opening a Pandora's Box of Mediocrity=

Storyline Part One: A Journey into the Realm of What the Fuck!
The storyline of Legendary is basically this: You play as Charles Deckard, an international art thief who is paid by some some evil douchebag named LeFay to steal the legendary artifact, Pandora's Box, which apparently actually exists. In order to recover the box, Deckard travels to the remote and distant location rumored to be the hiding place of the box... New York City's Metropolitan Museum of Art and opens the box, in the process being branded with a weird mark that lets him suck life force from vanquished enemies, no to mention opening some kind of interdimensional portal that unleashes griffins, minotaurs, golems, and other mythological beasts (as well as some weird spider-things that act uncannily like Flood Infection Forms) into the middle of New York city. You take control of Deckard and grab various guns to blast the living crap out the mythological creatures.. and a weird paramilitary group called the Black Order that are intent on using Pandora's Box to power some kind of mind control device that looks like nothing built on this planet and that is clearly visible on top of their skyscraper headquarters. Deckard is later aided by this other paramilitary organization called the Council of 98, who want to stop the Black Order. Confused yet!? Don't blame you, now, lets look at the plot holes.