User:Jawsredfield/irc quotes

WALES!
[20:50]		http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11453384 [20:50]		This is like when some assholes tried to revive Disco... [20:50]	<|AR|>	XD [20:51]	<|AR|>	Lord_Strathcona ; If you think about it, the moon offers great opportunities for China. [20:51]	<|AR|>	Sweatshops in space. [20:51]		2015: China lands on Luna. [20:52]		2016: Joint US-EU-RUS mission lands on Mars. [20:52]		If only... [20:52]		:( [20:53]		: [20:53]		*:( [20:53]		2022: Wales Lands on the moon. They declare it's a bit shit, [20:53]		*2969: Wales lands on Luna. [20:53]		XD [20:54]		lmao [20:54]		3001: Wales lands on Mars. They declare it's a bit shit. [20:54]		4793: Wales make it out of the galaxy. They declare it's not a sheep. [20:55]		End of time: Wales get somewhere first. [20:56]	<|AR|>	Zinko ; Keep in mind that Wales /is/ a part of the UK >.> [20:56]		2012: Wales declare independence. Half of the world drowns. [20:56]	<|AR|>	XD [20:57]	<Lord_Strathcona>	The independent Welsh economy would fail so hilariously... [20:57]	<Zinko>	"WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY INCOME?" [20:57]	<Zinko>	"THE ENGLISH STOLE OUR GOLD, SIR" [20:57]	<|AR|>	Nah [20:57]	<Zinko>	"... Oh They'll pay." [20:57]	<|AR|>	It'd be more like [20:57]	<|AR|>	"WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY INCOME?" [20:57]	<|AR|>	"THE ENGLISH PROVIDED IT ALL, SIR" [20:57]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Zinko...why are they speaking proper English? [20:57]	<Zinko>	We speak English here. [20:57]	<Zinko>	But Welsh is on the rise again! [20:58]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Doesn't the normal sober Welsh sound like a drunk Irishman? [20:58]	<Zinko>	yes [20:58]	<|AR|>	:P [20:58]	<Zinko>	1914: Wales build a ship. World War 1 is declared. [20:58]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Speaking of Britfags... [20:58]	<Lord_Strathcona>	I watched Sharpe's Eagles today. [20:58]	<Zinko>	1939: Wales step foot in france. WWII is declared. [20:59]	<[Leo]>	2010: Wales reaches space. WWIII is declared [20:59]	<Zinko>	9/11: Wales discovered America. [20:59]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2011: Welshman hikes in Iran. WWIII is declared [21:00]	<Zinko>	2010: Wales discover football. [21:00]	<Zinko>	England suck epicly. [21:00]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Zinko, Wales discovered America in November 1963. [21:00]	<Lord_Strathcona>	:( [21:00]	<Zinko>	:( [21:00]	<Zinko>	9/11: Wales discover how to fly. [21:00]	<[Leo]>	Zinko: You poked meh? [21:00]	<[Leo]>	xD [21:00]	<Lord_Strathcona>	XD... [21:00]	<Lord_Strathcona>	:(... [21:00]	<Zinko>	:( [21:00]	<Zinko>	7/7: Wales discover buses. [21:01]	<Lord_Strathcona>	September 14th, 2010: Halo: Combat Evolved launched in Wales. [21:01]	<Zinko>	No tony [21:01]	<Zinko>	September 14th, 2010: Space invaders launched in Wales. [21:02]	<Zinko>	Hmm [21:02]	<Zinko>	5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000: Wales Discover the sun. [21:03]	<Zinko>	2552: Wales discovers the covenant. [21:03]	<Subtank>	God, I smell someone BBQ-ing outside.. T_T [21:03]	<Subtank>	Darn neighbours! [21:03]	<Zinko>	2553: The Welsh get the Covenant Drunk. End of War. [21:03]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2525: Wales enters Earth orbit. Covenant Imperial Navy attack Harvest. [21:03]	<Ajax_013>	somebody BBQ-ing something, or somebody BBQ-ing? [21:03]	<Maslab>	Don't feel bad [21:03]	<Maslab>	My neighbors made bacon [21:03]	<Maslab>	I So it was like "omg I can taste it already" [21:04]	<[Leo]>	My neighbors are the bacon. >=p [21:04]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Racist. [21:04]	<Zinko>	2613: Wales discovers Slipspace. Necros invade. [21:04]	<Zinko>	*26??: [21:05]	<Lord_Strathcona>	1945: Wales discovers the atom. Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombed. [21:05]	<Zinko>	1966: Wales discovers Flags. England wins the world cup. [21:05]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2006: Wales drinks blood for the first time. Twilight is released. [21:06]	<Zinko>	1994: Wales discovers Sex corraltes to Babies. Beth is born. [21:07]	<Zinko>	hmm [21:07]	<Lord_Strathcona>	1775: Welshman makes some tea. Americans declare independence from the British Empires. [21:07]	<Lord_Strathcona>	*Empire [21:07]	<Zinko>	1989: Wales discover the hammer. The Berlin Wall falls. [21:08]	<Zinko>	2010: Wales discovers the match. BP Oil spill occurs. [21:08]	<Lord_Strathcona>	XD [21:08]	|<--	TheLegion has left freenode (Ping timeout: 264 seconds) [21:08]	<|AR|>	Subtank ; You should have a larger Barbeque out of spite. [21:09]	<Zinko>	2010: Wales discovers paper. Tories are elected. [21:09]	<Lord_Strathcona>	30: Wales discovers the nail. Jesus Christ is crucified. [21:09]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +o Lord_Strathcona by ChanServ [21:09]	=-=	Lord_Strathcona was booted from #halo-fanon by Lord_Strathcona (Lord_Strathcona) [21:09]	-->|	Lord_Strathcona (~chatzilla@unaffiliated/commandertony) has joined #halo-fanon [21:09]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v Lord_Strathcona by ChanServ [21:09]	-->|	TheLegion (~chatzilla@92.4.71.241) has joined #halo-fanon [21:09]	<Zinko>	XD [21:10]	<Zinko>	1991: Wales discovers the ego. Ajax is made. [21:11]	<Lord_Strathcona>	1992: Wales defines the concept of patriotism and discovers titanium. Tony is born. [21:11]	<[Leo]>	1994: New Zealand finally recognises the existance of a place called "US of A". Many move there. Liam is made. [21:11]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Lame. [21:12]	<[Leo]>	win B) [21:12]	<Zinko>	Not Welsh enough. [21:12]	<[Leo]>	Indeed [21:12]	<Zinko>	2010: Wales discovers Australlia. Ausstralia floods. [21:12]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Even Wales makes New Zealand look like shit. [21:12]	<[Leo]>	Nah, thats impossible [21:13]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2008: Wales discovers the Middle East. Western Australian villages are terrorized by Camels. [21:14]	<Zinko>	2010: Wales discovers the handball rule. Ghana knocked out the world cup. [21:14]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2010: Wales discovers music. Vuvuzela annoys the piss out of the majority of Terrans. [21:15]	<Zinko>	2000: Wales discovers lying. Y2K doesn't occur. [21:16]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2009: Wales discovers incompetence. President Barack Obama is inaugurated. [21:16]	<[Leo]>	Win. I approve. [21:16]	<Maslab>	9_9 [21:16]	<Zinko>	1979: Wales discovers women. Thatcher is made Prime Minister. [21:17]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Frak you Beth... [21:17]	<TheLegion>	XD [21:17]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Miss Thatcher helped developed soft-serve ice cream. [21:17]	<Lord_Strathcona>	*helped develope [21:17]	<Lord_Strathcona>	*develop [21:17]	<Zinko>	XD [21:18]	<Zinko>	2009: Wales discovers Water. Most of England floods. [21:18]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Damnit, I was just aboot to do a sea one. [21:18]	<Zinko>	2010: Wales discovers cold. SNOW HITS EVERYONE. [21:19]	<[Leo]>	haha [21:19]	<Lord_Strathcona>	1941: Wales discovers the rowboat. Pearl Harbor is attacked by the Japanese. [21:20]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2002: Wales discovers the wheel. Top Gear is back on the air. [21:20]	<TheLegion>	1912: Wales discovers Passenger Liners. The Titanic sinks [21:20]	<Zinko>	No Legion [21:20]	-->|	Bronwyn (4470db48@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.112.219.72) has joined #halo-fanon [21:21]	<Maslab>	Greetings [21:21]	<[Leo]>	1944: Wales discovers flight and explosives. The Japanese begin employing explosive-filled "kamikaze" aircraft against US Warships in the Pacific. [21:21]	* Maslab	hands Bronwyn an energy sword [21:21]	<[Leo]>	ohai Bronwyn [21:21]	<Zinko>	1912: Wales discovers ice. The Titanic sinks. [21:21]	<Maslab>	Take this and use it if you must [21:21]	<[Leo]>	Welcome to the asylum [21:21]	* Bronwyn	takes the sword and uses a slow shutter speed to make pretentious videos. [21:21]	<Zinko>	OH! [21:22]	<Lord_Strathcona>	3000: Wales discovers ice. Fry is unleashed unto the 31st century. [21:22]	<Zinko>	2003: Wales discovers Cameras. The Room is filmed. [21:22]	<Zinko>	No wait [21:23]	<Zinko>	2003: Wales discovers Cameras. The Room is filmed as a biography. [21:23]	<Bronwyn>	2003: Wales discovers Cameras. The Cube is filmed. [21:23]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2009: Wales discovers Canada. Justin Bieber becomes famous. [21:23]	<[Leo]>	xD [21:23]	<Maslab>	2001: Wales discovers heavier than air travel. 9/11 occurs [21:23]	<Maslab>	... too soon? [21:23]	<Zinko>	XD [21:24]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Already used. [21:24]	|<--	RichardRHunt has left freenode (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [21:24]	<Maslab>	Beh [21:24]	<Maslab>	2009: Wales discovers fanboys. Modern Warfare 2 is made. [21:24]	<Lord_Strathcona>	heh [21:25]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2010: Wales discovers currency. Halo: Reach is launched. [21:25]	<[Leo]>	2012: Wales discovers the concept of time, and develops the calendar. The world ends. [21:25]	<Zinko>	XD [21:25]	<TheLegion>	2008 Wales Discovers Knaves, justin kane is born [21:25]	<TheLegion>	Fail [21:25]	<Zinko>	2013: Wales discovers the sandwhich. Time is restored. [21:25]	<Lord_Strathcona>	http://theinfosphere.org/File:Leela_2eyes_1.jpg - I find the regular Leela more attractive for some reason... [21:25]	<Maslab>	0: Wales discovers bullshit. Christianity is born. [21:26]	<TheLegion>	XD [21:26]	<Zinko>	XD [21:26]	<Bronwyn>	2009: Wales discovers dogs. Cats are found to be supreme rulers of world. [21:26]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +o Lord_Strathcona by ChanServ [21:26]	=-=	Maslab was booted from #halo-fanon by Lord_Strathcona (Maslab) [21:26]	-->|	Maslab (~chatzilla@rn10-3733.d.resnet.cwu.edu) has joined #halo-fanon [21:26]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v Maslab by ChanServ [21:26]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon -o Lord_Strathcona by Lord_Strathcona [21:26]	<Maslab>	OP ABUSE [21:26]	<[Leo]>	2012: Wales divides by 0. The Universe ends. [21:26]	<Lord_Strathcona>	All religion things are subject to InstaKick [21:26]	<Lord_Strathcona>	I did it for myself earlier... [21:26]	<Maslab>	Since when? :P [21:26]	<Lord_Strathcona>	<Lord_Strathcona> 30: Wales discovers the nail. Jesus Christ is crucified. [21:26]	<Maslab>	orite. Since Jared >.> [21:26]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Damnit [21:26]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +o Lord_Strathcona by ChanServ [21:26]	<[Leo]>	/kick Tony! [21:26]	=-=	Lord_Strathcona was booted from #halo-fanon by Lord_Strathcona (Lord_Strathcona) [21:27]	-->|	Lord_Strathcona (~chatzilla@unaffiliated/commandertony) has joined #halo-fanon [21:27]	=-=	Mode #halo-fanon +v Lord_Strathcona by ChanServ [21:27]	<Zinko>	1066: Wales discovers Sharp Objects. The French Conqur England. [21:27]	<[Leo]>	2012: Wales learns to understand the concept of mistakes. Obama is not reelected. [21:28]	<Bronwyn>	1692: Wales discovers witchcraft. Salem Witchhunts begin. [21:28]	<Maslab>	Ugh. Can we extend that rule to politics, Tony? [21:28]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Maslab, perhaps later. [21:28]	<Zinko>	2012, December: Wales forget the concept of mistakes. World Enfs. [21:28]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Maybe on January 20th, 2013. [21:28]	<[Leo]>	xD [21:28]	<Maslab>	:| [21:28]	<Lord_Strathcona>	(Hopefully) [21:28]	<[Leo]>	Indeed [21:28]	<Subtank>	http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-segal/stop-the-internet-blackli_b_739836.html [21:29]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Petraeus '12 [21:29]	<Subtank>	:O :O [21:29]	<Zinko>	1666: Wales discover fire. London is burnt down. [21:29]	<Subtank>	XD [21:29]	<Biscuits>	Paul-Romney '12 is my dream ticket. :) [21:29]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2003: Wales discovers speed. Iraq is conquered. [21:30]	<Zinko>	XD [21:30]	<Zinko>	Right, I must BRB to do some showers. [21:30]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Niiiiiice. [21:30]	<Zinko>	KEEP MAKING WALES THINGS UP [21:30]	<Maslab>	2010: Wales discovers whales. The improbability drive is born. [21:31]	-->|	RichardRHunt (~Richard@c-71-195-207-87.hsd1.ut.comcast.net) has joined #halo-fanon [21:31]	<Maslab>	If you get the reference, you get a cookie. [21:31]	<Lord_Strathcona>	heh [21:31]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Win [21:31]	<Bronwyn>	Win. [21:31]	<Lord_Strathcona>	42. [21:31]	<Zinko>	2008: Wales discovers Bees. The Bees start vanishing. [21:31]	* Maslab	hands Bronwyn and Tony cookies [21:32]	<Bronwyn>	2009: Wales discovers Doctor Who. David Tennant leaves. [21:32]	<Maslab>	1492: Wales discovers America. 2/3rds of the native population disappear [21:32]	<Zinko>	XD [21:32]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Doctor Who is filmed in Wales. [21:32]	<Maslab>	ohohoho [21:32]	<Maslab>	Nice on :P [21:32]	<Maslab>	*one [21:32]	<Zinko>	But we didn't discover it [21:32]	<Zinko>	:D [21:32]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Rightey-o. [21:32]	<Bronwyn>	Zinko, are you in wales? [21:32]	<Maslab>	2010: Wales discovers Commander Tony. The definition of arrogance is rewritten. [21:33]	<RichardRHunt>	I thought Torchwood was the Welsh Doctor Who... [21:33]	<Bronwyn>	sadly so. [21:33]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2011: Wales discovers Maslab. The definition of snobby children is rewritten. [21:33]	<Lord_Strathcona>	*butthurtness [21:33]	<Maslab>	Awww [21:33]	<Maslab>	You're so sweet ^_^ [21:33]	* Maslab	hugs Tony [21:33]	<Maslab>	2012: Wales discovers Washington State. Fuck yeah. [21:34]	<RichardRHunt>	2013: Wales discovers Utah, Utah is now a barren wasteland [21:34]	<Bronwyn>	2011: Wales discovers New Orleans. Mardi Gras is cancelled. [21:34]	<Biscuits>	RRH: And it wasn't already? [21:34]	<[Leo]>	2008: Wales discovers the internet. The consequences will never be the same. [21:34]	<RichardRHunt>	true [21:34]	<Maslab>	2020: Wales discovers Disneyland. The entire population disappears. [21:35]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Bronwyn, no... [21:35]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2005: Wales discovers water. New Orleans is flooded. [21:35]	<Bronwyn>	fair point. [21:35]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Ya'll kinda fail at this. [21:35]	<[Leo]>	quiet you B) [21:35]	<RichardRHunt>	2021 Wales discovers lesbians, Dikes are invented [21:35]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Besides you Liam. [21:35]	<[Leo]>	B) [21:36]	<Maslab>	2002: Wales discovers sunglasses. CSI Miami is born. [21:36]	<RichardRHunt>	t3h lawlz [21:36]	<RichardRHunt>	2001: Wales discovers the Milky Way. A blackhole appears in the center [21:36]	<Maslab>	1996: Wales discovers evolution. Pokemon is born. [21:37]	<Lord_Strathcona>	We're going to lay down some ground rules. [21:37]	<[Leo]>	1911: Wales discovers gunpowder. Colt makes the most Godliness of guns - the 1911. [21:37]	<Lord_Strathcona>	1. Wales discovers must be funny. [21:37]	<Maslab>	1. Do as Tony says. Even if he doesn't say it. [21:37]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2. Second part must be cultural reference. [21:37]	<Lord_Strathcona>	3. Year must be factual as well. [21:37]	<[Leo]>	nowai [21:38]	<TheLegion>	No [21:38]	<[Leo]>	that would require...wikipedia =O [21:38]	<TheLegion>	yes it would [21:38]	* Maslab	has been using wikipedia >:D [21:38]	<Lord_Strathcona>	1914: Wales discovers kinetic energy. World War I begins. [21:39]	<TheLegion>	2019 Wales discovers Bagpipes. The Instrament is banned [21:39]	<TheLegion>	fail [21:39]	<RichardRHunt>	1925: Wales discovers procreation. Margaret Thatcher is born [21:39]	<Lord_Strathcona>	1776: Wales discovers language. Declaration of Independence is signed. [21:39]	<[Leo]>	1912: Wales discovers ice. The RMS Titanic is sunk by an oversized chunk of it. [21:40]	<Maslab>	2010: Wales discovers the vuvuzela. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ [21:40]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Already used Liam. [21:40]	<[Leo]>	aww [21:40]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Maslab, already used. [21:40]	<Maslab>	NO YOU [21:40]	<RichardRHunt>	1777: Wales discovers how to sew. The first American flag is made [21:40]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Lame. [21:41]	<Maslab>	2010: Wales discovers the definition of epic. Halo: Reach is released. [21:41]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Double Lame. [21:42]	<Maslab>	C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker! [21:42]	<Lord_Strathcona>	2010: Wales discovers ignorance. Reach players are banned for farming. [21:42]	<Maslab>	They weren't banned for farming [21:42]	<Maslab>	They were banned for cheating [21:42]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Triple Lame [21:43]	<RichardRHunt>	1952: Wales discovers the rest of Europe. The European Union is formed. [21:43]	<Maslab>	You said it [21:43]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Overlame [21:43]	<Maslab>	1945: Wales discovers war. Hitler commits suicide. [21:43]	<Maslab>	inb4 lametacular [21:43]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Nah, that was good. [21:44]	<Maslab>	Bullshit. [21:44]	<Maslab>	Ten points from Gryffindor. [21:44]	<Lord_Strathcona>	hahahahhaa [21:44]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Ahhh, that made my day. [21:44]	<Lord_Strathcona>	Thanks Maslab. [21:44]	<Maslab>	You're welcome. :) [21:46]	<RichardRHunt>	so... [21:47]	<Zinko>	1889: Wales discovers whores. The Jack The Ripper case begins and ends. [21:48]	<ONIrecon111>	what happens when wales discovers whales? [21:48]	<RichardRHunt>	they go extinct [21:48]	<Lord_Strathcona>	The Improbability Drive is created. [21:48]	<RichardRHunt>	that too [21:49]	<RichardRHunt>	wait, what happens when Wales discovers Asian? [21:49]	<RichardRHunt>	*Asians [21:50]	<TheLegion>	what happens when wales discovers scotland O_O [21:50]	<Zinko>	2020: Wales discovers Scotland. Alocohol sales go through the roof. [21:50]	<TheLegion>	XD [21:51]	<Maslab>	Ah Beth. Always has something to say :P [21:51]	<RichardRHunt>	2021: Wales and Scotland merge, to become Walescotland [21:51]	<TheLegion>	no just no [21:51]	<Zinko>	2060: Beth dies. Wales becomes a communist state. [21:52]	<RichardRHunt>	well at least I didn't make a Wales joke about the bagpipes... [21:53]	<Maslab>	9001: Wales discovers itself. Potatoes. [21:54]	<Maslab>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVKsOTfpwwk [21:54]	<TheLegion>	5 billion : wales discovers the sun: Earth is destroyed [21:54]	<Zinko>	2157: Wales discovers the world is round. Human makes contact with the turians. [21:55]	<TheLegion>	2240 Wales Discovers space flight. The Protoss are discovered [21:56]	<RichardRHunt>	2525: Wales discovers organized religion, first contact is made with the covenant [21:56]	<[Leo]>	500: Wales discovers the concept of reproduction. Rape becomes a capital crime. [21:57]	<Maslab>	First contact with the Covenant was made in 2524 [21:57]	<Zinko>	2552: Wales discovers Glass. Reach is Destroyed. [21:57]	<Maslab>	Wanker >.> [21:57]	<RichardRHunt>	okay... I was a year off.... [21:57]	<RichardRHunt>	geez... [21:57]	* Maslab	defenestrates RichardRHunt [21:57]	<RichardRHunt>	english please... [21:57]	* [Leo]	issues sidearms to all members present! [21:58]	<Maslab>	Defenestrates = to throw out of a window [21:58]	<Zinko>	2553: Wales discovers side arms. Master Chief is declared missing. [21:59]	<RichardRHunt>	1953: Wales discovers Hydrogen. The Hydrogen bomb is invented. [21:59]	<TheLegion>	2551 Wales builds its first nuke. The Nova bomb is invented [22:00]	<Zinko>	2003: Wales discovers television. Futurama is cancelled. [22:01]	<Zinko>	2010: Wales forgets television. Futurama is brought back. [22:02]	<RichardRHunt>	1991: Wales discover movies. Uwe Boll makes his first movie [22:02]	<Maslab>	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [22:03]	<RichardRHunt>	1929: Wales discovers money. The great depression occurs [22:03]	|<--	[Leo] has left freenode (Quit: Goodbye, and farewell - for now.) [22:04]	<TheLegion>	The ANTI EGO CANNON WAS SUPA EFFECTIVE