User:Ajax 013/Hand Cannon

"That tank went boom!"

- Anonymous Marine

The M1337 Hand Cannon is a 9mm anti tank weapon that can devastate even mighty M808 Battle Tanks. The weapon is a simple gas operated blowback pistol that can fire its 9mm HEAP finstabilized warhead with little recoil, so little these weapons make little or no recoil.

Uses
The weapon is used to destroy armoured vehicles, as just one shot from its 15mm magazine can make tanks explode violently.

Operation
The weapon is operated by a chain gang of pixies who lurk in the slide, making sure each bullet is just as awesome as the last.

UNSC Comments
"Boom!"

"I swear, we had five guys dual wielding these things, we blew up a single scarab with them!"

Trivia

 * Contrary to popular belief, this article isn't godmodded, its got fictional liberty, which protects it more than a Brute Chieftain's invulnerability.
 * If modern pistols today can't even penetrate body armour, in 500 years in a universe where fire arms technology has actually gone backwards in terms of effectiveness, its perfectly plausible that a 9mm pistol can destroy tanks.
 * This humour article is dedicated to the sycophants, rule breakers, godmodders and abusers of power of Halo Fanon :D