User:Spartan-091/Ben Crenshaw

"Greek mythology tells us that the Gods invented woman as a punishment after man got a hold of some stolen goods. Obviously, this was just the mythological explanation given by the primitive early men to explain the real origin of women, which was this: THEY CAME DOWN IN SPACESHIPS. Yes, all women are space aliens who have come from a far-off galaxy to enslave mankind."

- Ben, explaining in detail to his comrades why he can't get a date.

Ben "Yahtzee" Crenshaw was an ODST non-commissioned officer in the 18th ShoTSOC of the 10th Shock Troops Battalion. Though he is significantly older than most of his superiors, his low-ranking position is immediately explained by his biting sense of sarcastic humor and anti-authority streak. He often gets on the nerves of many of his mates who have low tolerance for this sort of thing.