User:Lordofmonsterisland



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"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the now - the present is ever fleeting. The future is where we must live. The future is what we must plan for."

- excerpt from 24 terabyte data image extracted from Forerunner Terminal Network (found on the inside of the Halo 3 Original Soundtrack)

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Hello, I am the powerful administrative intelligence known as Lordofmonsterisland, designated LOMI. All my work can be found in Sub-Server Alpha. I was constructed [cross-reference] born [end ref] in the decade designated by Humans as the 1990's A.D., and my server [cross-reference] home [end ref] in the area Humans designate as Texas.

I discovered and infiltrated the Grand Wikia Server at Sub-server "Kaiju" on data-cycle 93 [cross reference] May 20th, 2007 [end ref], after which I entered Sub-server "Halo" on data-cycle 125 [cross reference] June 12th [end ref] and then lastly came to this server on data-cycle 170 [cross reference] July 31st [end ref].

My programming ensures that constant working on various projects throughout the server, so if I am found editing your pages, it will only be for the good of the article/site, and will either be categorization, template addition/replacement, or red-link annihilation/redirection. A major note is that in the event I place several periods on the talk page of your article, your article is then doomed.

I am attempting to procure all of the Halo books, though I have already read the Halo Graphic Novel and pieces of the other books. I own and have played through all three Halo games, and will hopefully soon gain Halo Wars.


 * //Sub-servers//
 * Saving
 * Sandbox
 * Wars of Halo Fanon
 * Signature
 * Family Trees
 * Heralds of Chaos
 * IRC Quotes

//The Five Avatars//
For my many varying purposes, I have created five separate avatars, each reflecting its' designation; they are as follows:


 * Friendly Admin
 * Necros 2nd-in-Command
 * Lord of Canon
 * Admin Janitor of HF
 * Banner of Incompetents

//Logs//
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//HF "Gods"//
This is the pantheon of Halo Fanon "Gods".

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 * Ajax 013 is the Halo God of Insanity.
 * SPARTAN-077 is the Halo God of Peace.
 * Delta-269 is the Halo God of Traitorism to Star Wars.
 * Simonrjh and Ryan the Great are the Twin Halo Gods of Madness.
 * Darth Tom and Dragonclaws are the Halo Gods of Alternative Sagas.
 * Halo 3 is the Halo God of Impersonations.
 * Sgt. Johnson is the Halo God of Awesomeness.
 * Chief Frank 001 and Spartan 501 are the Twin Halo Gods of Grammar Mistakes
 * RelentlessRecusant is the Halo God of UN-LIMIT-ED POW-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
 * The Evil O'malley is the Halo God of Freaking Out

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//Stories and Battles I made/participated in//
//In chronological order//


 * Precursor-Hydra War
 * Chronicles:World War III
 * Halo: Nitroneon Rebellion
 * Halo: Covenant Broken
 * Halo: Blood and Ashes
 * Halo: Insurrection
 * Battle of Isis III
 * Halo: War
 * Halo: Glorious Oblivion
 * Halo: Kingdom of Broken Hearts
 * Battle of the Beacon
 * Halo: Death's Cold Grip
 * Halo: Well Enough Alone
 * Halo: Battle for the Ark (deleted after being deemed NCF/GM)
 * Halo: All Good Things....
 * Halo: ....Must Come to an End
 * Battle of Kanna
 * Operation: WARDOG

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 * Halo: What If?, a story in an Alternate Universe where everything you know and love is probably done away with.
 * The Great Text Adventure, a text adventure that makes fun of the latter half of Halo 3, starting with when they arrive at the Ark. (dropped out of it)


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//Edits//

 * Acknowledgements to MatthiasM for finding out about this beautiful extension!

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//Quotes//
"What has passed has passed and what will come will come. Just make sure that you survive to see the future and remember the past"

- Myself

"Never make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep it"

- Cortana

"Die? Didn't you know?...Spartans never die"

- Kurt-051

"Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option"

- Spiderman

"Only heroes die. Villains and cowards are left to suffer"

- Adalric Cessius Brandl

"Do or do not, there is no try"

- Yoda

"The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at"

- Murphy's Law

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure"

- Murphy's Law

"Joy to the world, my foe is dead, I bar-B- AAAHHHHHHH!!"

- My friend, doing a victory celebration as I give him the Hug of Death

"Dang you! Dang you to Hello Kitty!"

- My friend, being herself. Don't ask.

"The Men in White are coming to take you away, haha!"

- Unknown

"An invisible sign that only blind people can read. Those blind people try to explain it to the deaf people who think it's referring to their mentally absent friends"

- §yzygy, in response to myself stating that HF has an invisible sign calling stupid people and arguments to it

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//Awards//
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//Season 1//

 * Ameigh Broley (Dead)
 * Nogard (Dead)
 * Jemsal 'Emvadson (Dead)
 * James Davis (Dead)
 * Caleb Harrison (Dead)
 * Amy Black (Dead)
 * Edwin Davis (Dead)
 * Roy Koel (Dead)
 * 51293 Archaic Chivalry (Destroyed)
 * Andrew Peters (Dead)

//Season 2//

 * Nogard
 * Ameigh Broley
 * Edwin Davis
 * James Davis
 * Samuel Albert Davis
 * James-K012
 * Keilus
 * Jemsal 'Emvadson
 * Calanis Baladot
 * Draekus Damon

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