User:SilvaRex/Funny IRC Conversations

[17:50]	|AR|	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Q75NVnRPA&feature=related [17:50]	|AR|	I've taken to watching this in my spare time as a bit of entertainment. [17:50]	|AR|	/The/ most expensive war film produced by the USSR in its history. [17:51]	|AR|	And also one of the most accurate war films ever produced at all. [17:51]	Terrador	I can't pronounce its name, must be alien... or azn [17:51]	Terrador	lol [17:52]	[Leo_Dog]	Shivly: there are much nicer dogs than pitbulls >.> [17:52]	Shivly	Their Beautiful [17:52]	Terrador	Like corgis. [17:52]	[Leo_Dog]	|AR|: What, the battleship potemkin? [17:52]	|AR|	The link above. [17:52]	[Leo_Dog]	Corgis are awesome dogs [17:53]	Terrador	You are a corgi lover. [17:53]	|AR|	Produced by both the USSR proper and the East German Republic, giving an enormous amount of resources to accurately reproduce the war. [17:53]	Terrador	I love little Maltese-shitsus. =3 [17:53]	Terrador	they are so cute [17:53]	Terrador	:3 [17:53]	Shivly	A pit bull is a fearless dog that will take on any opponent. They will lock their jaws onto the prey until it's dead. Pit bulls have a reputation of mauling people to death and they are highly sought for dog fighting. [17:54]	|AR|	[Leo_Dog] ; The breeds I admire most are Jindo dogs and Alsatian dogs. [17:54]	|AR|	Both loyal, both physically powerful. [17:54]	Shivly	The bottom reason is why i own a Pit Bull [17:54]	[Leo_Dog]	|AR|: They are also quite nice dogs [17:54]	Shivly	Just kidding [17:55]	|AR|	[Leo_Dog] ; Technically speaking, breed doesn't determine demeanor. [17:55]	|AR|	Or, not mostly. [17:55]	Terrador	Pitbulls are kinda cute in an odd way. [17:55]	Shivly	Actually [17:55]	Shivly	Pit Bulls are bred with Killing on their mind [17:55]	|AR|	[Leo_Dog] ; Notably though, my native Jindo dogs are loyal to a fault. So much so that they will live by their masters' graves in the event of their death. [17:55]	Terrador	that is an exaggeration [17:55]	Marui	as are many other breeds Shivly [17:56]	=-=	Marui is now known as Athena32 [17:56]	[Leo_Dog]	Terrador: Not an exaggeration [17:56]	Shivly	Yeah, but how many dogs do you know are bred for the soul purpose to fight other dogs, and fuck shit up with one bite [17:56]	Terrador	If you insist [17:56]	Athena32	in related news, my irish wolfhound back home dies last week. [17:57]	Terrador	It isn't a competition, Shivly. All dogs are cool. [17:57]	Shivly	I know [17:57]	Terrador	Wut [17:57]	|AR|	Athena32 ; I never knew that last week has yet to happen. [17:57]	Shivly	I would have prefed a German Shepard, or Alaskan Malmut [17:57]	Terrador	Sadd face [17:57]	Athena32	|AR|: ah, the difference one letter makes [17:57]	Athena32	*died [17:57]	Shivly	http://www.petsfoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Golden-Retriever1.jpg [17:57]	Shivly	DENY THAT FACE I DARE YOU [17:58]	Terrador	DENIED! [17:58]	Terrador	I cannot [17:58]	Shivly	I couldent do it [17:58]	Terrador	sayyyy [17:58]	Terrador	nooooo [17:58]	Terrador	its cutenessssss [17:58]	|AR|	Athena32 ; That aside, it's time had come. If I were religious, I'd say it were in a better place, but I'm not, so I'll simply say it feels no discomfort now. [17:58]	Terrador	issssss [17:58]	[Leo_Dog]	Athena32: I'm sorry for your loss [17:58]	Terrador	tooooo muuuucchhh [17:59]	Shivly	http://www.1petloversworld.com/images/pitbull02.jpg [17:59]	Terrador	arggghhh ugly [17:59]	Shivly	Pitbulls are so damn cute [17:59]	Terrador	DENIED [17:59]	Terrador	LOL jks it is cute =3 [18:00]	Athena32	[Leo_Dog], |AR|; she lived a long and happy life. [18:00]	Athena32	managed 11 years when the norm for an irish wolfhound is seven. [18:00]	Shivly	I just realised that one day when he gets big, hes' gonna remember how i scolded him, and bite the shit out of me [18:00]	Terrador	Haha [18:00]	Terrador	lol [18:01]	|AR|	http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3657/3514217623_279846047c.jpg [18:01]	|AR|	That, is a Jindogae (Jindo Dog) [18:02]	Shivly	DEAR GOD [18:02]	Shivly	Looks like a Skinny German Shepard [18:02]	Shivly	Thats Asian [18:02]	|AR|	Fiercely loyal, also fiercely protective and distrusting of strangers. [18:02]	Terrador	AZN DOGG! [18:02]	|AR|	Shivly ; Asiatic dogs are as asiatic peoples. [18:02]	|AR|	They share many of the same regional traits. [18:03]	Terrador	like anorexia... and funny eyes =3 [18:03]	|AR|	Asiatic peoples developed "thin" eye slits to protect against sun and sand. As did are dogs. [18:03]	|AR|	Terrador ; No, just healthier lifestyle. [18:04]	|AR|	In fact, Korea and Japan are tied for the lowest percentage of overweight and obese citizens in the world. [18:04]	Terrador	lolz it was a joke. ther is nothing healthy about seeing ribs [18:05]	|AR|	Going back, Jindo dogs are characteristic of Korea. [18:06]	Terrador	And anorexia. [18:06]	|AR|	They're also superb hunters, and on at least several occasions have killed Siberian Tigers. [18:07]	[Leo_Dog]	Hm, must have been quite a story behind that [18:07]	Terrador	I'll believe that when I see it. When I think about it, they might crush it with their weight. But becuas eof their light frames, it might take several hundred to crush one. [18:09]	|AR|	Terrador ; They operate in packs of three or more. [18:09]	|AR|	It's not surprising, considering wolves are known to kill bears. [18:09]	Terrador	They would have to be enormous then to crush a tiger with three! [18:10]	Terrador	Mutated azn dogs. Developed in a secret lab no doubt. [18:10]	|AR|	They don't crush it under their weight. That's a nonsensical strategy. [18:10]	Terrador	Is it? [18:10]	Terrador	That's what Smilodon do. [18:10]	|AR|	Most pack hunters repeatedly injure their prey over long periods of time. [18:10]	Terrador	Or by jumping on it like a trampoline. [18:10]	|<--	Athena32 has left freenode (Quit: "Though we knew this day would come, still it took us by surprise.") [18:11]	|AR|	Using skirmishing tactics, they gradually weaken the prey animal's resolve and vitality, until it dies of wounds or collapses from exhaustion, at which point they eat. [18:12]	Terrador	Or they spit in their eyes to blind them with poisonous azn dog saliva. [18:12]	Shivly	Pit Bulls bite one, and Death Roll to Kill [18:12]	Terrador	Like a crocodile? [18:13]	Shivly	i suppose [18:13]	Terrador	Yeah a furry crocodile with ears and a flat, punched in face. [18:15]	Terrador	Here is a perfect example of a death roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhHHVsAnI4 [18:16]	[Leo_Dog]	DO A BARREL ROLL [18:16]	Terrador	I think the croc broke his arm. [18:17]	Terrador	I'm logging this. This is so funny! =3 [18:18]	Shivly	JESUS CHRIST