User:Anonymous ONI agent/Irk Shenanigans

A collection of my favorite moments on the IRC.

Murder, mutant-crossbreeds, and Mantooses! Oh my! (And lots of caps lock, too)
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	NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

	I'VE KILLED BRODIE

	I'M A MONSTER

 	WHY HAVE I BEEN CURSED WITH THIS INSATIABLE BLOODLUST?

	WHAT HAVE I DONE?

	I MUST REPENT

	I MUST REACH OUT TO THE MIGHTY BUREAUCRAT KNOWN AS SONASAURUS AND PLEAD FOR FORGIVENESS

	Aeolus ; O HOLY ONE, HOW CAN I REDEEM MYSELF?

	WATCH MY AMV

	OKAY

	lol

 Only through viewing the AMV can one be saved.

	yes

	I'VE WATCHED IT

	Anonysaurus

	WAT IS THAT

<Athena32>	you and sona interbred to for some kind of mutant abomination

Anon_ONI_agent is now known as Anonysaurus

<Anonysaurus>	I'M CANADICAN

<Anonysaurus>	AND I HAVE VERY CONFLICTED OPINIONS ABOUT 343 INDUSTRIES

<Anonysaurus>	BUT MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS FAR SUPERIOR TO THAT OF ANY OTHER BEING IN THE UNIVERSE

<Athena32>	XD

<Anonysaurus>	I FUCKING HATE CONSERVATIVES

<Anonysaurus>	IF YOU ARE ONE, I WILL MELT YOU WITH MY LASER EYES

<Anonysaurus>	I ALSO SIGN MY OWN PAYCZECHS

<Anonysaurus>	PLUS, I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS REGARDING INSTANT NOODLES

<Anonysaurus>	I COULDN'T DECIDE WHETHER I LOVED OR HATED THE MANTIS

<Anonysaurus>	SO I TOOK THE TOP HALF OF THE MANTIS AND I STUCK IT ON THE BACK OF A MONGOOSE

<Anonysaurus>	I CALL IT THE MANTOOSE

<Aeolus>	...

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