User:The evil O,malley/Fanon for Noobs/Velto the Elite God

Velto 'Jaa K'lala is the elite god. He can triple wield needlers, with a sepcail attachment on his helmet.

He was born on Palamok, home of the Dronez. he waz worshipped bai teh bugs, and tey raised him up. He was taken in by the Prophet of Jackassery, where he was worshipped by the elite whodes. He killed 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 brutes wit hiz energy sword en combat wit dem. He wers Mjoadlknir armor.