User:Flame-124/FM 22-102

The Fleet Marine's Uplifting Primer to Wall To Wall Counseling, also know as FM 22-102, is a joke publication by the Uplifting Primers company focusing on a counseling technique for officers to use with their subordinates. It includes tips on how to strike with an open hand, a close fist, and using items in the area for counseling. One infamous tip instructs that counciling should be performed naked and a layer of WD-40 should be applied to both parties Although written in the style of a military field manual it is a work of humor and not meant to be taken seriously, however, possession of a copy, like other Uplifting Primer works by anyone in the UNSC was punishable by confiscation and pay docking.